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Posted: 6/19/2014 8:20:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I don't know but I thought I was the only one that noticed it. I was thinking about posting wtf is it? Well.... Wtf is it? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: What is it? I don't know but I thought I was the only one that noticed it. I was thinking about posting wtf is it? Well.... Wtf is it? |
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Posted: 6/19/2014 8:21:47 PM EDT
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I lost when one of the office girls proposed banning smoking in the welding shop because of the fire hazard. 
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I lost when one of the office girls proposed banning smoking in the welding shop because of the fire hazard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJZjHca5pUwI learned the hard way that you have to use high freq when heli arcing potatoes. |
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Posted: 6/19/2014 8:48:16 PM EDT
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It's a frog that carries it's young on/in it's back Quote HistoryQuoted:
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What is it? I don't know but I thought I was the only one that noticed it. I was thinking about posting wtf is it? Well.... Wtf is it? Surinam Toad 
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Posted: 6/19/2014 8:50:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: 29 Hilarious Uses For Sex Toys Around The House Most of them are not safe to post. http://badgirlsbible.com/sex-toys-around-the-house I'm going to do #10. 28. Penis Pump PlungerWhile the rest of these ideas are fun, this penis pump is just incredibly useful if you have a blocked sink or drain. It just sucks everything out of it. I’m totally serious by the way! |
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Posted: 6/19/2014 8:55:29 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryI hate that so much. That is the worst thing I have ever seen. 
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Posted: 6/19/2014 9:06:58 PM EDT
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That top pic makes me want to vomit. Quote HistoryQuoted:
That top pic makes me want to vomit. You don't want the coffee mug? 
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Posted: 6/19/2014 9:51:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/19/2014 10:08:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/19/2014 10:27:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The wife sent this to me this morning... She said it sounded "familiar"....  hope this doesn't break the rules because it's funny as hell!!! http://youtu.be/fXueEOFqq4U |
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Posted: 6/19/2014 11:54:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryA true testament to how shallow women are. If he was doing that in a pick-up truck or a Prius they would laugh at him. The guy never says a word (which should scream creepy), only motions with his hands. Of course, girls that walk around dressed like that probably don't have a whole lot of common sense. They look like daytime prostitutes. Hot ones, but still. Don't wear the uniform if you aren't doing the job. |
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Posted: 6/20/2014 1:05:54 AM EDT
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That top pic makes me want to vomit. Quote HistoryQuoted:
That top pic makes me want to vomit. It gets worse. |
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Posted: 6/20/2014 1:10:08 AM EDT
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I don't know but I thought I was the only one that noticed it. I was thinking about posting wtf is it? Well.... Wtf is it? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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What is it? I don't know but I thought I was the only one that noticed it. I was thinking about posting wtf is it? Well.... Wtf is it? This? 
It's a frog, releasing its babies when they are ready to leave the 'nest.' This particular frog has a different life cycle than most; the 'pollywog' state stays in the cavities in the mama's body, and are released when they mature. Still gross as hell, but heck... what does the frog think of a natural human birth? |
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Posted: 6/20/2014 1:16:59 AM EDT
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I hate that so much. That is the worst thing I have ever seen. http://i.imgur.com/vFhh4JW.gif Quote HistoryQuoted:
I hate that so much. That is the worst thing I have ever seen. http://i.imgur.com/vFhh4JW.gif Google "lamprey fingers.'' |
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Posted: 6/20/2014 1:17:21 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/20/2014 5:14:19 AM EDT
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Same guy but calls girls out being gold diggers. I personally think his videos are staged.
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Posted: 6/20/2014 6:54:51 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/20/2014 7:50:08 AM EDT
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What is it? I don't know but I thought I was the only one that noticed it. I was thinking about posting wtf is it? Well.... Wtf is it? Surinam Toad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ7b4spjXhw&feature=kp
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Posted: 6/20/2014 9:00:57 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/20/2014 9:06:29 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/20/2014 9:51:48 AM EDT
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A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?” The waitress nodded "yes!” So, the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him. The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus, over there?” The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat.” The third patron, to come into the restaurant, was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How’s about getting me a cold mug of Miller Light!” He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn’t that God’s boy over there?” The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. "On my bill,” he said loudly. As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed.” The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up and began to praise the Lord. Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed.” The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, he raised his hands and he, too, began to praise the Lord. Then, Jesus walked, with a huge smile on his face, towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don’t touch me....... I’m on disability.” For Those Who Understand, No Explanation is necessary. For Those Who Do Not Understand, No Explanation is possible. |
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Posted: 6/20/2014 9:56:00 AM EDT
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I saw a picture and description of the Surinam Toad in a book when I was little...it stuck with me.
I'm glad I'm not the only one. |
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Posted: 6/20/2014 10:04:46 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A true testament to how shallow women are. If he was doing that in a pick-up truck or a Prius they would laugh at him. The guy never says a word (which should scream creepy), only motions with his hands. Of course, girls that walk around dressed like that probably don't have a whole lot of common sense. They look like daytime prostitutes. Hot ones, but still. Don't wear the uniform if you aren't doing the job. |
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Posted: 6/20/2014 10:09:53 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/20/2014 10:38:37 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/20/2014 11:55:59 AM EDT
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Gross but funny
Excerpt: When a kid is being a brat in a noisy and public area, I casually get close to them and fart on their head/face. I'm really tall so it's usually a direct hit. It's funniest when the kid notices and doesn't know what to do because I'm a giant. One time I was pretty drunk with a friend at a Target buying Risk. This little mexican 5-7 year old with a mohawk, was being an insufferable little shit in the action figure section. I heard him from like 5 aisles over and it was like nails on a chalkboard. I tell my friend, "I'm gonna fart on this kids head. Watch and learn." |
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Posted: 6/20/2014 11:56:13 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryI almost thought it was true, then got to this part: "The EPA, who arrived within minutes..." 
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Posted: 6/20/2014 12:24:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/20/2014 12:33:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I almost thought it was true, then got to this part: "The EPA, who arrived within minutes..." Quote HistoryQuoted: I almost thought it was true, then got to this part: "The EPA, who arrived within minutes..."  |
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Posted: 6/20/2014 12:52:44 PM EDT
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Quote Historyam I the only one who looked for the band playing all the way down like in titanic? |
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Posted: 6/20/2014 1:06:18 PM EDT
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A policeman (2nd L) of the Special Weapons and Tactics (SWAT) controls a mock rioter during a SWAT police performance drill at a training base in Xi'an In other news, rioting hippies are somewhat rare in Xi'an... |
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Posted: 6/20/2014 1:23:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryNeeds to have hippo thighs. She hasn't had legs that thin in 40+ years. |
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Posted: 6/20/2014 1:31:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/20/2014 2:49:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/20/2014 3:38:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/20/2014 3:42:34 PM EDT
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A clear example of revisionist history. |
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Posted: 6/20/2014 4:04:57 PM EDT
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A clear example of revisionist history. Quote HistoryI dunno - perhaps the wife was eaten by a gator before she could get the last word in? About as plausible as any other explanation. |
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Posted: 6/20/2014 4:19:43 PM EDT
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http://media.jrn.com/images/564*360/rtx14vx9.jpg A policeman (2nd L) of the Special Weapons and Tactics (SWAT) controls a mock rioter during a SWAT police performance drill at a training base in Xi'an In other news, rioting hippies are somewhat rare in Xi'an... He'd be welcomed in Albuquerque... |
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Posted: 6/20/2014 4:31:04 PM EDT
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He'd be welcomed in Albuquerque... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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http://media.jrn.com/images/564*360/rtx14vx9.jpg A policeman (2nd L) of the Special Weapons and Tactics (SWAT) controls a mock rioter during a SWAT police performance drill at a training base in Xi'an In other news, rioting hippies are somewhat rare in Xi'an... He'd be welcomed in Albuquerque... If someone 'shops a guitar in there it would sort of look like Pete Townsend windmilling. While holding a riot shield and wearing a helmet and body armor. And being Chinese. maybe not. |
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Posted: 6/20/2014 7:10:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/20/2014 7:16:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Gross but funny Excerpt: When a kid is being a brat in a noisy and public area, I casually get close to them and fart on their head/face. I'm really tall so it's usually a direct hit. It's funniest when the kid notices and doesn't know what to do because I'm a giant. One time I was pretty drunk with a friend at a Target buying Risk. This little mexican 5-7 year old with a mohawk, was being an insufferable little shit in the action figure section. I heard him from like 5 aisles over and it was like nails on a chalkboard. I tell my friend, "I'm gonna fart on this kids head. Watch and learn." I'm broken... that's twice in one week... first the dead tortoise thread, and now this.... I'm going to have a heart attack from laughter if you all keep this up. |
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Posted: 6/20/2014 7:32:21 PM EDT
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Not sure if you guys remember the photos of the last time I had to take care of my girlfriend's sisters dog. I had to look after it again today, wish I had more time to take photos but o well.
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Posted: 6/20/2014 7:51:54 PM EDT
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I remember those photo shops. Hilarious. Do you have access to a wood chipper?
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Posted: 6/20/2014 8:12:25 PM EDT
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I remember those photo shops. Hilarious. Do you have access to a wood chipper? haha Unfortunately no.. we do have a track hoe and farm equipment. Next time I was going to do a photo of us ramping my side by side and have the dog in the box with shit flying out of it. Or roping the dog. Riding it with a saddle on it. |
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Posted: 6/20/2014 8:17:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/20/2014 9:19:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Not sure if you guys remember the photos of the last time I had to take care of my girlfriend's sisters dog. I had to look after it again today, wish I had more time to take photos but o well. https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10458050_10154307739320301_99198280219321049_n.jpg Keep em coming!
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Posted: 6/20/2014 9:25:55 PM EDT
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Not sure if you guys remember the photos of the last time I had to take care of my girlfriend's sisters dog. I had to look after it again today, wish I had more time to take photos but o well. https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10458050_10154307739320301_99198280219321049_n.jpg Keep em coming! I dropped her dog off right now or else I would have taken more. |
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Posted: 6/21/2014 12:39:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/21/2014 12:40:01 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/21/2014 1:05:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/21/2014 1:17:40 PM EDT
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