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Looks like a bog to me. He very likely could have sunk and drown. Just a thought. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Poor Vette. Why the fuck isn't the idiot just wading across the pond? http://a.gifb.in/342sw003300.gif Ah, ok that makes sense. All I see up here is trees and tundra so I had no idea. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Poor Vette. Why the fuck isn't the idiot just wading across the pond? http://a.gifb.in/342sw003300.gif Might get his Crocs dirty. crocs are amphibious.
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Quoted: He took the Chevy to the levee... but levee not dry. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Poor Vette. Why the fuck isn't the idiot just wading across the pond? http://a.gifb.in/342sw003300.gif He took the Chevy to the levee... but levee not dry. |
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View Quote Dude. I lost, and I mean I fucking lost. I'm still losing. I'm going to hell anyway so I don't feel guilty about this kind of video anymore. That is medicine. |
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nopenopenopenopenopenope At least that guy had the presence of mind to keep the treat out front while he was stumbling. |
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I have to show that to my girls. My daughter has a pair of female Guinea Pigs (a mother and daughter). If they were people they would look like Merryweather from Sleeping Beauty, constantly be snacking or chewing on something, and always worrying and gossiping. That's how I think of them. Two little plump Merryweathers who snack and worry all the time. Oh, and coincidently, we give the guinea pigs the TP rolls for chew toys. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
I have to show that to my girls. My daughter has a pair of female Guinea Pigs (a mother and daughter). If they were people they would look like Merryweather from Sleeping Beauty, constantly be snacking or chewing on something, and always worrying and gossiping. That's how I think of them. Two little plump Merryweathers who snack and worry all the time. Oh, and coincidently, we give the guinea pigs the TP rolls for chew toys. Very funny...missed that clip before |
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Whiskey and rye may also have been involved. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Poor Vette. Why the fuck isn't the idiot just wading across the pond? http://a.gifb.in/342sw003300.gif He took the Chevy to the levee... but levee not dry. but now, no more pie. |
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View Quote The kid has a future in the NFL... As a referee. |
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...and the water. And then the stove. And then the kitchen. So there I was, about 15 years old. I was watching my younger siblings and decided to make spaghetti. There's directions on the back of the spaghetti package. LAME. Directions are for stupid people. I grabbed the largest pot I could find, and filled it with water. I placed it on the stovetop at maximum heat, because fuck waiting for water to boil, right? The water gets up to a decent boil, so I add the noodles. The water gets to a higher boil. It's to the point that water is splashing over the side. Clearly I don't understand something, so I refer to the directions. bla bla bla 2 tbsp cooking oil bla bla bla Oh! Of course I need cooking oil! I'm cooking, right? Cooking oil! About thaaaaat much. Hey, it stopped boiling all over the stove! If a little bit made it stop bubbling all over, then maybe a lot will make it cook right. Hmm. Half a bottle should do. I don't want to waste it. Boil Boil Boil splort Boil splash BoiKER-WOOSH I don't know if you've ever set water on fire, but I have. I didn't have the slightest damn clue what to do when water is on fire... so I threw more water on it. This made the flames spread to the kitchen walls. The ancient wall paper quickly conflagrated. Here I am, kitchen sink sprayer in hand,everything I see is on fire - oven, walls, spaghetti, table, chairs - and the fucking water is burning. I stand there. Stunned and confused. And frightened. A thin stream of water jets from the sink sprayer, hopelessly splattering more burning fire water everywhere. The only thing somehow not burning is the belt my mom is going to beat me with. The thought of the beating I was to receive when it was discovered that I burned down the house spurned me into action. You know the action. It's the kind where you are young, just broke something, and have to invent a miracle to solvehide it. So I get to inventin'. I shut off the stovetop and start stomping the firewater on the floor to put it out. The kitchen walls get a healthy dose of milk, ice tea, and whatever the hell else was cold and wet and available. I eventually managed to put the fire out, and disposed of the burnt spaghetti sticks. That's one problem solved. There was still the issue of the burn marks up and down the wall. I washed as much of it off as I could. I then pushed the stove to the side to cover the huge burn marks that wouldn't wash off. I was plucking burnt spaghetti noodles off of the higher parts of the wall when I heard her pull in from work. I went outside, terrified I was going to die, and said: "Hi, mom! I'm going over to my friends house. Oh yeah, and my brother drank all the milk. Bye!" |
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Holy shit.... can't breathe. Everyone in the room is asking me if I'm "Ok"!!! |
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View Quote A Camaro hunting wagon...still not as useless as a Corvette mud-bogger! |
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...and the water. And then the stove. And then the kitchen. So there I was, about 15 years old. I was watching my younger siblings and decided to make spaghetti. There's directions on the back of the spaghetti package. LAME. Directions are for stupid people. I grabbed the largest pot I could find, and filled it with water. I placed it on the stovetop at maximum heat, because fuck waiting for water to boil, right? The water gets up to a decent boil, so I add the noodles. The water gets to a higher boil. It's to the point that water is splashing over the side. Clearly I don't understand something, so I refer to the directions. bla bla bla 2 tbsp cooking oil bla bla bla Oh! Of course I need cooking oil! I'm cooking, right? Cooking oil! About thaaaaat much. Hey, it stopped boiling all over the stove! If a little bit made it stop bubbling all over, then maybe a lot will make it cook right. Hmm. Half a bottle should do. I don't want to waste it. Boil Boil Boil splort Boil splash BoiKER-WOOSH I don't know if you've ever set water on fire, but I have. I didn't have the slightest damn clue what to do when water is on fire... so I threw more water on it. This made the flames spread to the kitchen walls. The ancient wall paper quickly conflagrated. Here I am, kitchen sink sprayer in hand,everything I see is on fire - oven, walls, spaghetti, table, chairs - and the fucking water is burning. I stand there. Stunned and confused. And frightened. A thin stream of water jets from the sink sprayer, hopelessly splattering more burning fire water everywhere. The only thing somehow not burning is the belt my mom is going to beat me with. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
...and the water. And then the stove. And then the kitchen. So there I was, about 15 years old. I was watching my younger siblings and decided to make spaghetti. There's directions on the back of the spaghetti package. LAME. Directions are for stupid people. I grabbed the largest pot I could find, and filled it with water. I placed it on the stovetop at maximum heat, because fuck waiting for water to boil, right? The water gets up to a decent boil, so I add the noodles. The water gets to a higher boil. It's to the point that water is splashing over the side. Clearly I don't understand something, so I refer to the directions. bla bla bla 2 tbsp cooking oil bla bla bla Oh! Of course I need cooking oil! I'm cooking, right? Cooking oil! About thaaaaat much. Hey, it stopped boiling all over the stove! If a little bit made it stop bubbling all over, then maybe a lot will make it cook right. Hmm. Half a bottle should do. I don't want to waste it. Boil Boil Boil splort Boil splash BoiKER-WOOSH I don't know if you've ever set water on fire, but I have. I didn't have the slightest damn clue what to do when water is on fire... so I threw more water on it. This made the flames spread to the kitchen walls. The ancient wall paper quickly conflagrated. Here I am, kitchen sink sprayer in hand,everything I see is on fire - oven, walls, spaghetti, table, chairs - and the fucking water is burning. I stand there. Stunned and confused. And frightened. A thin stream of water jets from the sink sprayer, hopelessly splattering more burning fire water everywhere. The only thing somehow not burning is the belt my mom is going to beat me with. Lost hard, man! Well done. TRG |
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It's the 40th anniversary of one of major league baseballs funniest blunders, affectionately called The Mistake by The Lake. 10 cent beer night ESPN link with video by Bob Golic |
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We could probably find him a date here if that was a goose costume instead of a duck. |
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We could probably find him a date here if that was a goose costume instead of a duck. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
We could probably find him a date here if that was a goose costume instead of a duck. It's a dude. That would be gay. |
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We could probably find him a date here if that was a goose costume instead of a duck. It's a dude. That would be gay. probably an inkie too... |
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We could probably find him a date here if that was a goose costume instead of a duck. It's a dude. That would be gay. it's only gay if the balls touch. |
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We could probably find him a date here if that was a goose costume instead of a duck. It's a dude. That would be gay. it's only gay if the balls touch. and if you don't pull out. |
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We could probably find him a date here if that was a goose costume instead of a duck. It's a dude. That would be gay. I'm appalled at your duckaphobic attitude. |
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We could probably find him a date here if that was a goose costume instead of a duck. It's a dude. That would be gay. I'm appalled at your duckaphobic attitude. Ignore him - he's probably a quack whore. |
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Quoted: ...and the water. And then the stove. And then the kitchen. So there I was, about 15 years old. I was watching my younger siblings and decided to make spaghetti. There's directions on the back of the spaghetti package. LAME. Directions are for stupid people. I grabbed the largest pot I could find, and filled it with water. I placed it on the stovetop at maximum heat, because fuck waiting for water to boil, right? The water gets up to a decent boil, so I add the noodles. The water gets to a higher boil. It's to the point that water is splashing over the side. Clearly I don't understand something, so I refer to the directions. bla bla bla 2 tbsp cooking oil bla bla bla Oh! Of course I need cooking oil! I'm cooking, right? Cooking oil! About thaaaaat much. Hey, it stopped boiling all over the stove! If a little bit made it stop bubbling all over, then maybe a lot will make it cook right. Hmm. Half a bottle should do. I don't want to waste it. Boil Boil Boil splort Boil splash BoiKER-WOOSH I don't know if you've ever set water on fire, but I have. I didn't have the slightest damn clue what to do when water is on fire... so I threw more water on it. This made the flames spread to the kitchen walls. The ancient wall paper quickly conflagrated. Here I am, kitchen sink sprayer in hand,everything I see is on fire - oven, walls, spaghetti, table, chairs - and the fucking water is burning. I stand there. Stunned and confused. And frightened. A thin stream of water jets from the sink sprayer, hopelessly splattering more burning fire water everywhere. The only thing somehow not burning is the belt my mom is going to beat me with. The thought of the beating I was to receive when it was discovered that I burned down the house spurned me into action. You know the action. It's the kind where you are young, just broke something, and have to invent a miracle to solvehide it. So I get to inventin'. I shut off the stovetop and start stomping the firewater on the floor to put it out. The kitchen walls get a healthy dose of milk, ice tea, and whatever the hell else was cold and wet and available. I eventually managed to put the fire out, and disposed of the burnt spaghetti sticks. That's one problem solved. There was still the issue of the burn marks up and down the wall. I washed as much of it off as I could. I then pushed the stove to the side to cover the huge burn marks that wouldn't wash off. I was plucking burnt spaghetti noodles off of the higher parts of the wall when I heard her pull in from work. I went outside, terrified I was going to die, and said: "Hi, mom! I'm going over to my friends house. Oh yeah, and my brother drank all the milk. Bye!" View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: ...and the water. And then the stove. And then the kitchen. So there I was, about 15 years old. I was watching my younger siblings and decided to make spaghetti. There's directions on the back of the spaghetti package. LAME. Directions are for stupid people. I grabbed the largest pot I could find, and filled it with water. I placed it on the stovetop at maximum heat, because fuck waiting for water to boil, right? The water gets up to a decent boil, so I add the noodles. The water gets to a higher boil. It's to the point that water is splashing over the side. Clearly I don't understand something, so I refer to the directions. bla bla bla 2 tbsp cooking oil bla bla bla Oh! Of course I need cooking oil! I'm cooking, right? Cooking oil! About thaaaaat much. Hey, it stopped boiling all over the stove! If a little bit made it stop bubbling all over, then maybe a lot will make it cook right. Hmm. Half a bottle should do. I don't want to waste it. Boil Boil Boil splort Boil splash BoiKER-WOOSH I don't know if you've ever set water on fire, but I have. I didn't have the slightest damn clue what to do when water is on fire... so I threw more water on it. This made the flames spread to the kitchen walls. The ancient wall paper quickly conflagrated. Here I am, kitchen sink sprayer in hand,everything I see is on fire - oven, walls, spaghetti, table, chairs - and the fucking water is burning. I stand there. Stunned and confused. And frightened. A thin stream of water jets from the sink sprayer, hopelessly splattering more burning fire water everywhere. The only thing somehow not burning is the belt my mom is going to beat me with. The thought of the beating I was to receive when it was discovered that I burned down the house spurned me into action. You know the action. It's the kind where you are young, just broke something, and have to invent a miracle to solvehide it. So I get to inventin'. I shut off the stovetop and start stomping the firewater on the floor to put it out. The kitchen walls get a healthy dose of milk, ice tea, and whatever the hell else was cold and wet and available. I eventually managed to put the fire out, and disposed of the burnt spaghetti sticks. That's one problem solved. There was still the issue of the burn marks up and down the wall. I washed as much of it off as I could. I then pushed the stove to the side to cover the huge burn marks that wouldn't wash off. I was plucking burnt spaghetti noodles off of the higher parts of the wall when I heard her pull in from work. I went outside, terrified I was going to die, and said: "Hi, mom! I'm going over to my friends house. Oh yeah, and my brother drank all the milk. Bye!" |
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