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http://jfrazerlaw.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Innovator-USDC-opinion-3-19-14.pdf The judge notes, "A mouse is not an "elephant" solely because it has three characteristics that are common to known elephants: a tail, gray skin, and four legs. ... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/parshooter/innovator-enterprises-muzzle-brake-_zps94250906.jpg I can only imagine the mouth-frothingly irate ATF douche reading that decision and screaming "BECAUSE I SAID SO!!! WHY IS THAT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND!?!" while pounding on his desk. |
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They were taken to the wood shed there. Typical ATF thuggery at it's finest, nice to see them held accountable for abusing their power. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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http://jfrazerlaw.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Innovator-USDC-opinion-3-19-14.pdf The judge notes, "A mouse is not an "elephant" solely because it has three characteristics that are common to known elephants: a tail, gray skin, and four legs. ... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/parshooter/innovator-enterprises-muzzle-brake-_zps94250906.jpg I can only imagine the mouth-frothingly irate ATF douche reading that decision and screaming "BECAUSE I SAID SO!!! WHY IS THAT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND!?!" while pounding on his desk. They were hardly taken to the woodshed. That was the equivalent of a high schooler handing in a paper on WWII were he talked about it starting when the germans bombed pearl harbor then going on to ramble for two pages about countries in WWII who had nothing to do with it before coming to the conclusion that it ended when the Canadians dropped the B-bomb on china.. Then instead of the teacher flunking him for such obvious bullshit like a teacher should, she tells the high schooler to rewrite the paper and she won't deduct points for the first paper. The judge was rather nasty in how he told them they fucked up but then goes on to tell them to just do it over. |
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View Quote I'm more amazed that they finally solved the age-old "over or under" toilet paper roll problem with "get both". |
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Oaky, I don't think I've told this one. But it's appropriate in this context. This is a story from a Hemingway novel (IIRC). A teenaged hillbilly had brought his cow over to a neighboring farm to have it serviced by the farmer's bull. No one was home but the farmer's daughter, a sweet thing of about sixteen. The hillbilly (we'll call him... Billy) sat with the girl (we'll call her Peggy) on the fence watching the two animals screwing. He started to get horny and said to the girl, "Gee, Peggy, Ah wish Ah was doin' that raht now." Without missing a beat, Peggy turned to him, flashed her brightest smile, and said, "Well, Billy... whah not? After all, it's your cow!" |
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She's probably using a "magic wand" massager. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
She's probably using a "magic wand" massager. I know a number of women for whom that particular Hitachi product isn't powerful enough. I generally suggest that they look into the nuclear reactors they build for GE. |
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I know a number of women for whom that particular Hitachi product isn't powerful enough. I generally suggest that they look into the nuclear reactors they build for GE. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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She's probably using a "magic wand" massager. I know a number of women for whom that particular Hitachi product isn't powerful enough. I generally suggest that they look into the nuclear reactors they build for GE. A magic wand isn't powerful enough for some women?! What do they need, the staff of the magi? |
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What's wrong with his feet? Too many years wearing high heels? |
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A magic wand isn't powerful enough for some women?! What do they need, the staff of the magi? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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She's probably using a "magic wand" massager. I know a number of women for whom that particular Hitachi product isn't powerful enough. I generally suggest that they look into the nuclear reactors they build for GE. A magic wand isn't powerful enough for some women?! What do they need, the staff of the magi? I prefer to call mine "Thunderstick", but "Staff of the Magi" is close enough. |
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She's probably using a "magic wand" massager. I know a number of women for whom that particular Hitachi product isn't powerful enough. I generally suggest that they look into the nuclear reactors they build for GE. A magic wand isn't powerful enough for some women?! What do they need, the staff of the magi? http://youtu.be/3P4tKtwbEAk The Fucksaw is the preferred power tool these days. Just don't make one by shoving a jelly dildo over the combination blade that came with the saw. And no, I'm not kidding. |
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The Fucksaw is the preferred power tool these days. Just don't make one by shoving a jelly dildo over the combination blade that came with the saw. And no, I'm not kidding. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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She's probably using a "magic wand" massager. I know a number of women for whom that particular Hitachi product isn't powerful enough. I generally suggest that they look into the nuclear reactors they build for GE. A magic wand isn't powerful enough for some women?! What do they need, the staff of the magi? http://youtu.be/3P4tKtwbEAk The Fucksaw is the preferred power tool these days. Just don't make one by shoving a jelly dildo over the combination blade that came with the saw. And no, I'm not kidding. *clears thoat* I'm well aware. |
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The Fucksaw is the preferred power tool these days. Just don't make one by shoving a jelly dildo over the combination blade that came with the saw. And no, I'm not kidding. *clears thoat* I'm well aware. I bet THAT was a fun emergency room visit. |
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Sweet. Jesus. There a story to go with that advice? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
The Fucksaw is the preferred power tool these days. Just don't make one by shoving a jelly dildo over the combination blade that came with the saw. And no, I'm not kidding. Sweet. Jesus. There a story to go with that advice? Not by me; I might look for the links later when I'm not at work. Though I think Captain_Morgan might have something to share. |
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The Fucksaw is the preferred power tool these days. Just don't make one by shoving a jelly dildo over the combination blade that came with the saw. And no, I'm not kidding. Sweet. Jesus. There a story to go with that advice? http://www.thebaynet.com/news/index.cfm/fa/viewStory/story_ID/12368 |
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The Fucksaw is the preferred power tool these days. Just don't make one by shoving a jelly dildo over the combination blade that came with the saw. And no, I'm not kidding. Sweet. Jesus. There a story to go with that advice? http://www.thebaynet.com/news/index.cfm/fa/viewStory/story_ID/12368 Bingo - I knew it was relatively local. |
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Lets get back to the funny and off of the sex toy discussion. Take that to IM if you feel the need to discuss.
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They were hardly taken to the woodshed. That was the equivalent of a high schooler handing in a paper on WWII were he talked about it starting when the germans bombed pearl harbor then going on to ramble for two pages about countries in WWII who had nothing to do with it before coming to the conclusion that it ended when the Canadians dropped the B-bomb on china.. Then instead of the teacher flunking him for such obvious bullshit like a teacher should, she tells the high schooler to rewrite the paper and she won't deduct points for the first paper. The judge was rather nasty in how he told them they fucked up but then goes on to tell them to just do it over. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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http://jfrazerlaw.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Innovator-USDC-opinion-3-19-14.pdf The judge notes, "A mouse is not an "elephant" solely because it has three characteristics that are common to known elephants: a tail, gray skin, and four legs. ... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/parshooter/innovator-enterprises-muzzle-brake-_zps94250906.jpg I can only imagine the mouth-frothingly irate ATF douche reading that decision and screaming "BECAUSE I SAID SO!!! WHY IS THAT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND!?!" while pounding on his desk. They were hardly taken to the woodshed. That was the equivalent of a high schooler handing in a paper on WWII were he talked about it starting when the germans bombed pearl harbor then going on to ramble for two pages about countries in WWII who had nothing to do with it before coming to the conclusion that it ended when the Canadians dropped the B-bomb on china.. Then instead of the teacher flunking him for such obvious bullshit like a teacher should, she tells the high schooler to rewrite the paper and she won't deduct points for the first paper. The judge was rather nasty in how he told them they fucked up but then goes on to tell them to just do it over. Oldie, but a goodie: |
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She's probably using a "magic wand" massager. I know a number of women for whom that particular Hitachi product isn't powerful enough. I generally suggest that they look into the nuclear reactors they build for GE. A magic wand isn't powerful enough for some women?! What do they need, the staff of the magi? Drilldo |
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