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Posted: 3/11/2014 1:03:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/11/2014 1:04:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/11/2014 1:11:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryYes. And his face makes it the funniest thing I have seen in a while.
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Posted: 3/11/2014 1:19:57 PM EDT
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just about lost it when she said "I feel Pregnant" Quote HistoryQuoted:
just about lost it when she said "I feel Pregnant" yep lost it there too. .. |
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Posted: 3/11/2014 1:33:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/11/2014 1:46:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That freaks me out beyond my capacity for words  Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: If there was ever a bivalve that required adhesive googly eyes, this one would be it. |
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Posted: 3/11/2014 5:37:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/11/2014 5:42:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/11/2014 5:45:32 PM EDT
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Damnation! Not only is your cousin uber hot, but I can see where how you were concerned! lol AMTguy delivers! And, now, for those who got the Diogenes comparo, here's this: 20 Jokes Only Intellectuals Will Understand The only one I didn't get right away (or before I finished reading) was #7; then I pictured the Roman making the gesture, and the bulb went on! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Close but not her, thankfully. She's got an abundance of class so I should have known better. http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg212/tribalsoul00/Arf/Not_her_thank_god_zps775232ef.png /hijack Back to funny http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2315435/83930567.gif Damnation! Not only is your cousin uber hot, but I can see where how you were concerned! lol AMTguy delivers! And, now, for those who got the Diogenes comparo, here's this: 20 Jokes Only Intellectuals Will Understand The only one I didn't get right away (or before I finished reading) was #7; then I pictured the Roman making the gesture, and the bulb went on! Didn't get 9 or 12. The first one made me feel murderous
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Posted: 3/11/2014 5:47:08 PM EDT
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Didn't get 9 or 12. The first one made me feel murderous Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Close but not her, thankfully. She's got an abundance of class so I should have known better. http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg212/tribalsoul00/Arf/Not_her_thank_god_zps775232ef.png /hijack Back to funny http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2315435/83930567.gif Damnation! Not only is your cousin uber hot, but I can see where how you were concerned! lol AMTguy delivers! And, now, for those who got the Diogenes comparo, here's this: 20 Jokes Only Intellectuals Will Understand The only one I didn't get right away (or before I finished reading) was #7; then I pictured the Roman making the gesture, and the bulb went on! Didn't get 9 or 12. The first one made me feel murderous Programmer joke Oct = base 8 Dec = base 10 Oct 31 (31 in base 8) == Dec 25 (25 in base 10) |
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Posted: 3/11/2014 5:48:41 PM EDT
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Programmer joke Oct = base 8 Dec = base 10 Oct 31 (31 in base 8) == Dec 25 (25 in base 10) Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Close but not her, thankfully. She's got an abundance of class so I should have known better. http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg212/tribalsoul00/Arf/Not_her_thank_god_zps775232ef.png /hijack Back to funny http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2315435/83930567.gif Damnation! Not only is your cousin uber hot, but I can see where how you were concerned! lol AMTguy delivers! And, now, for those who got the Diogenes comparo, here's this: 20 Jokes Only Intellectuals Will Understand The only one I didn't get right away (or before I finished reading) was #7; then I pictured the Roman making the gesture, and the bulb went on! Didn't get 9 or 12. The first one made me feel murderous Programmer joke Oct = base 8 Dec = base 10 Oct 31 (31 in base 8) == Dec 25 (25 in base 10) ok, I was thinking that, but why would an engineer need to use that, wouldn't be a mathematician? |
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Posted: 3/11/2014 5:59:44 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/11/2014 9:05:23 PM EDT
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Oh Diogenes , you crack me up Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Guess that's what I get for having a STEM education. Oh Diogenes , you crack me up Diogenes was the fucking man. |
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Posted: 3/11/2014 9:23:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/11/2014 9:31:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryI like how he basically just says fuck it and doesn't try to get up. 
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Posted: 3/11/2014 9:32:50 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/11/2014 9:45:13 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/11/2014 9:46:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryWell played sir, well played. |
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Posted: 3/11/2014 10:00:18 PM EDT
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I like how he basically just says fuck it and doesn't try to get up.  http://youtu.be/N-PNwnd8Qn8Quote HistoryQuoted:
I like how he basically just says fuck it and doesn't try to get up. http://youtu.be/N-PNwnd8Qn8Nightmares....that would give me |
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Posted: 3/11/2014 10:15:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/11/2014 11:47:45 PM EDT
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Guess that's what I get for having a STEM education. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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wut?
Guess that's what I get for having a STEM education. Diogenes was an important Greek philosopher, one of the founders of cynicism (as a philosophy, not as being a negative nancy). He also was the equivalent of the homeless guy who wanders down the street with shopping bags on his feet screaming racial epithets. He lived in a large vase (modern equivalent is pretty much a cardboard box). He masturbated in the public markets. He had pretty much only a wooden bowl and said large vase to his name, until he saw a peasant drinking from cupped hands and broke his bowl. Plato gave Socrates' definition of a man as a "featherless biped" so Diogenes plucked a chicken and brought it saying "behold, I've brought you a man!" He had a habit of carrying a lamp in daytime, saying he was searching for an honest man. When in a busy marketplace in Corinth, he began rolling his vase up and down, saying he didn't want to be thought the only lazy one in a busy place. Alexander the Great sought him out and asked him if he wanted anything, to which he replied "yes, could you step out of my sunlight?" Or maybe ruder. One account of his death has him holding his breath until he died. Basically he's the worlds most famous crazy hobo. |
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Posted: 3/12/2014 12:04:03 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/12/2014 12:17:01 AM EDT
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Coonan .357 magnum
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Posted: 3/12/2014 12:30:36 AM EDT
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Diogenes was an important Greek philosopher, one of the founders of cynicism (as a philosophy, not as being a negative nancy). He also was the equivalent of the homeless guy who wanders down the street with shopping bags on his feet screaming racial epithets. He lived in a large vase (modern equivalent is pretty much a cardboard box). He masturbated in the public markets. He had pretty much only a wooden bowl and said large vase to his name, until he saw a peasant drinking from cupped hands and broke his bowl. Plato gave Socrates' definition of a man as a "featherless biped" so Diogenes plucked a chicken and brought it saying "behold, I've brought you a man!" He had a habit of carrying a lamp in daytime, saying he was searching for an honest man. When in a busy marketplace in Corinth, he began rolling his vase up and down, saying he didn't want to be thought the only lazy one in a busy place. Alexander the Great sought him out and asked him if he wanted anything, to which he replied "yes, could you step out of my sunlight?" Or maybe ruder. One account of his death has him holding his breath until he died. Basically he's the worlds most famous crazy hobo. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Guess that's what I get for having a STEM education. Diogenes was an important Greek philosopher, one of the founders of cynicism (as a philosophy, not as being a negative nancy). He also was the equivalent of the homeless guy who wanders down the street with shopping bags on his feet screaming racial epithets. He lived in a large vase (modern equivalent is pretty much a cardboard box). He masturbated in the public markets. He had pretty much only a wooden bowl and said large vase to his name, until he saw a peasant drinking from cupped hands and broke his bowl. Plato gave Socrates' definition of a man as a "featherless biped" so Diogenes plucked a chicken and brought it saying "behold, I've brought you a man!" He had a habit of carrying a lamp in daytime, saying he was searching for an honest man. When in a busy marketplace in Corinth, he began rolling his vase up and down, saying he didn't want to be thought the only lazy one in a busy place. Alexander the Great sought him out and asked him if he wanted anything, to which he replied "yes, could you step out of my sunlight?" Or maybe ruder. One account of his death has him holding his breath until he died. Basically he's the worlds most famous crazy hobo. His name is 
Dio + Gene I just looked it up. Means Born of Zeus. Not as wierd as I though. |
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Posted: 3/12/2014 1:46:02 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryNot surprised. Hadji has been breeding them with humans for centuries.  |
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Posted: 3/12/2014 1:59:04 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/12/2014 5:14:39 AM EDT
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I found this to be top-kek:
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Posted: 3/12/2014 5:29:25 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That freaks me out beyond my capacity for words Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: If there was ever a bivalve that required adhesive googly eyes, this one would be it. That freaks me out beyond my capacity for words Used to consuming their rotting corpses? |
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Posted: 3/12/2014 5:46:04 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/12/2014 9:01:33 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryI don't get it |
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Posted: 3/12/2014 9:06:14 AM EDT
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I don't get it Levar Burton? |
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Posted: 3/12/2014 9:07:35 AM EDT
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I don't get it 
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Posted: 3/12/2014 9:10:06 AM EDT
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I don't get it That's Geordi LaForge on the left. ETA: beat. |
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Posted: 3/12/2014 9:13:21 AM EDT
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I don't get it Its Jordy LaForge (Lavar Burton) |
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Posted: 3/12/2014 9:15:02 AM EDT
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Its Jordy LaForge (LaMarr Burton) Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I don't get it Its Jordy LaForge (LaMarr Burton) or Levar, you know, whatever floats your boat eta: beat by the edit
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Posted: 3/12/2014 9:26:53 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryGo home deer, you're drunk. |
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Posted: 3/12/2014 9:29:56 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/12/2014 9:34:00 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/12/2014 9:36:29 AM EDT
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Diogenes was an important Greek philosopher, one of the founders of cynicism (as a philosophy, not as being a negative nancy). He also was the equivalent of the homeless guy who wanders down the street with shopping bags on his feet screaming racial epithets. He lived in a large vase (modern equivalent is pretty much a cardboard box). He masturbated in the public markets. He had pretty much only a wooden bowl and said large vase to his name, until he saw a peasant drinking from cupped hands and broke his bowl. Plato gave Socrates' definition of a man as a "featherless biped" so Diogenes plucked a chicken and brought it saying "behold, I've brought you a man!" He had a habit of carrying a lamp in daytime, saying he was searching for an honest man. When in a busy marketplace in Corinth, he began rolling his vase up and down, saying he didn't want to be thought the only lazy one in a busy place. Alexander the Great sought him out and asked him if he wanted anything, to which he replied "yes, could you step out of my sunlight?" Or maybe ruder. One account of his death has him holding his breath until he died. Basically he's the worlds most famous crazy hobo. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Guess that's what I get for having a STEM education. Diogenes was an important Greek philosopher, one of the founders of cynicism (as a philosophy, not as being a negative nancy). He also was the equivalent of the homeless guy who wanders down the street with shopping bags on his feet screaming racial epithets. He lived in a large vase (modern equivalent is pretty much a cardboard box). He masturbated in the public markets. He had pretty much only a wooden bowl and said large vase to his name, until he saw a peasant drinking from cupped hands and broke his bowl. Plato gave Socrates' definition of a man as a "featherless biped" so Diogenes plucked a chicken and brought it saying "behold, I've brought you a man!" He had a habit of carrying a lamp in daytime, saying he was searching for an honest man. When in a busy marketplace in Corinth, he began rolling his vase up and down, saying he didn't want to be thought the only lazy one in a busy place. Alexander the Great sought him out and asked him if he wanted anything, to which he replied "yes, could you step out of my sunlight?" Or maybe ruder. One account of his death has him holding his breath until he died. Basically he's the worlds most famous crazy hobo. dammit, i think i might be the modern version of him. |
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Posted: 3/12/2014 9:40:50 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Its Jordy LaForge (Lavar Burton) Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I don't get it Its Jordy LaForge (Lavar Burton) Didn't realize that was him. Makes sense now. |
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