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Link Posted: 8/17/2011 10:54:29 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/17/2011 11:11:10 AM EDT
[#2]
^^^^ Holy.  Shit.  
Link Posted: 8/17/2011 11:44:11 AM EDT
[#3]


Mother. Of. God.
Link Posted: 8/17/2011 11:52:53 AM EDT
[#4]



Quoted:







Mother. Of. God.


Yeah, what a deconstruction of nearly all female dating profiles.





 
Link Posted: 8/17/2011 11:54:23 AM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:

Quoted:


Mother. Of. God.

Yeah, what a deconstruction of nearly all female dating profiles.

 


Pretty much.

The single mom bit was the most dead on though.
Link Posted: 8/17/2011 12:27:53 PM EDT
[#6]



My ex is on the hunt again .



Link Posted: 8/17/2011 6:55:55 PM EDT
[#8]


no way am i reading that
Link Posted: 8/17/2011 7:01:08 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:


no way am i reading that



Link Posted: 8/17/2011 7:19:12 PM EDT
[#10]
That pretty much sums up every woman I've ever talked to for more then 5 mins
Link Posted: 8/17/2011 8:32:06 PM EDT
[#11]




fuckin brilliant
Link Posted: 8/17/2011 9:36:00 PM EDT
[#12]



Quoted:




fuckin brilliant


+1

 
Link Posted: 8/17/2011 9:44:23 PM EDT
[#13]


what did I just read
Link Posted: 8/18/2011 12:53:51 AM EDT
[#14]
ORLY?


Link Posted: 8/18/2011 1:09:12 AM EDT
[#15]
I was doing well until I saw this in someone's signature box.. Been there, done that!





Me: I just spent 95% of my paycheck on LaRue stuff, within 30 minutes of getting paid.

mfingar: For what it's worth, Dillo Dust is great on Ramen.
Link Posted: 8/18/2011 1:17:38 AM EDT
[#16]


That looks like an arfcom trading card...
Link Posted: 8/18/2011 1:26:30 AM EDT
[#17]



Quoted:







That looks like an arfcom trading card...


Hmmmmm.....





 
Link Posted: 8/18/2011 2:12:04 AM EDT
[#18]
Holly shit....no-one claimed page 87
Link Posted: 8/18/2011 2:44:20 AM EDT
[#19]



Quoted:


Holly shit....no-one claimed page 87


Mine.

















 
Link Posted: 8/18/2011 10:31:27 AM EDT
[#21]
By now, I was expecting to see a .gif of Butters tap dancing followed by the Indiana State Fair stage collapse. Too soon?
Link Posted: 8/18/2011 10:41:33 AM EDT
[#22]



Quoted:


Holly shit....no-one claimed page 87


I don't do none of that ghey post edits for page ownage.  

 








Link Posted: 8/18/2011 10:49:19 AM EDT
[#23]


I'd like you to have a seat.  I'm not sure how to tell you this.........whew.........deep breath.........


Ok, ok.  


Um.......are you ready?  


Like a Bandaid––––-one quick rip––––-there is a whole 'nother interwebz out there.  



I know, I know.  It takes a while to come to terms with that.  I'm here for you if you need to talk about it.

Link Posted: 8/18/2011 1:21:01 PM EDT
[#24]



Quoted:







I'd like you to have a seat.  I'm not sure how to tell you this.........whew.........deep breath.........





Ok, ok.  





Um.......are you ready?  





Like a Bandaid––––-one quick rip––––-there is a whole 'nother interwebz out there.  







I know, I know.  It takes a while to come to terms with that.  I'm here for you if you need to talk about it.



Pics or GTFO.






 
Link Posted: 8/18/2011 1:27:55 PM EDT
[#26]









Found her picture.




 
Link Posted: 8/18/2011 1:32:57 PM EDT
[#27]





I think it was more along the lines of this is what the world sees while John sees a cat that talks to him.  

 
Link Posted: 8/18/2011 1:39:01 PM EDT
[#28]
Link Posted: 8/18/2011 1:40:02 PM EDT
[#29]



Quoted:







I think it was more along the lines of this is what the world sees while John sees a cat that talks to him.    


So Jon is kind of like Calvin?

 
Link Posted: 8/18/2011 1:42:45 PM EDT
[#30]
Link Posted: 8/18/2011 1:47:22 PM EDT
[#31]



Quoted:





Quoted:






I think it was more along the lines of this is what the world sees while John sees a cat that talks to him.    


So Jon is kind of like Calvin?  


For a kid to imagine his stuffed animal is talking back is normal.  For a grown man to hold daily conversations with a cat...

 
Link Posted: 8/18/2011 1:48:31 PM EDT
[#32]


 










Link Posted: 8/18/2011 2:10:30 PM EDT
[#33]
Link Posted: 8/18/2011 2:58:13 PM EDT
[#34]
in on 87!
Link Posted: 8/18/2011 5:07:36 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
/quote]

that is fucking WRONG on so many levels...... but I LOLed.

Link Posted: 8/18/2011 5:09:57 PM EDT
[#36]
Link Posted: 8/18/2011 5:13:45 PM EDT
[#37]


yeah... too forced.
Link Posted: 8/18/2011 6:02:27 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:


yeah... too forced.


Link Posted: 8/18/2011 9:45:35 PM EDT
[#39]





Link Posted: 8/18/2011 11:05:50 PM EDT
[#40]
Link Posted: 8/18/2011 11:07:41 PM EDT
[#41]

Link Posted: 8/18/2011 11:20:12 PM EDT
[#42]

Link Posted: 8/19/2011 12:40:13 AM EDT
[#43]












 
Link Posted: 8/19/2011 1:32:12 AM EDT
[#44]



Quoted:







I'd like you to have a seat.  I'm not sure how to tell you this.........whew.........deep breath.........





Ok, ok.  





Um.......are you ready?  





Like a Bandaid––––-one quick rip––––-there is a whole 'nother interwebz out there.  







I know, I know.  It takes a while to come to terms with that.  I'm here for you if you need to talk about it.





NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



 
Link Posted: 8/19/2011 1:56:20 AM EDT
[#45]
Link Posted: 8/19/2011 6:11:39 AM EDT
[#46]










Link Posted: 8/19/2011 8:15:07 AM EDT
[#47]


i would never have thought so much win would have been possible
Link Posted: 8/19/2011 12:40:31 PM EDT
[#48]
Link Posted: 8/19/2011 12:42:45 PM EDT
[#49]
Link Posted: 8/19/2011 4:03:19 PM EDT
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