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Posted: 3/10/2014 3:39:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryThis in and of itself could start a few bar fights. |
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Posted: 3/10/2014 3:57:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2014 4:00:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2014 4:00:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2014 5:00:27 PM EDT
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Hold on - is she an expert on how elves have sex, or an expert on having sex with elves? CAN'T PEOPLE WRITE CLEARLY?! |
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Posted: 3/10/2014 5:01:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2014 5:02:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryAwesome!!! Gotta have priorities, man. 
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Posted: 3/10/2014 5:03:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Awesome!!! Gotta have priorities, man. Quote HistoryQuoted: Awesome!!! Gotta have priorities, man. |
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Posted: 3/10/2014 5:21:01 PM EDT
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It took me about 3 times to watch it to figure out wtf was happening. Then I looooooooost it lol Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Awesome!!! Gotta have priorities, man. hahaha, that's funny how the male mind works. |
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Posted: 3/10/2014 5:39:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Daikon believe it's real! Quote HistoryQuoted: Daikon believe it's real! |
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Posted: 3/10/2014 5:57:29 PM EDT
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Hold on - is she an expert on how elves have sex, or an expert on having sex with elves? CAN'T PEOPLE WRITE CLEARLY?! Quote HistoryQuoted:
Hold on - is she an expert on how elves have sex, or an expert on having sex with elves? CAN'T PEOPLE WRITE CLEARLY?! Or is she an elf thats an expert in sex? |
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Posted: 3/10/2014 6:08:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Or is she an elf that's an expert in sex? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Hold on - is she an expert on how elves have sex, or an expert on having sex with elves? CAN'T PEOPLE WRITE CLEARLY?! Or is she an elf that's an expert in sex? That's what I'm going with  |
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Posted: 3/10/2014 6:37:28 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2014 6:37:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2014 8:45:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2014 8:46:52 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2014 9:01:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2014 9:04:41 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2014 9:12:58 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2014 9:46:40 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2014 10:32:26 PM EDT
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Hold on - is she an expert on how elves have sex, or an expert on having sex with elves? CAN'T PEOPLE WRITE CLEARLY?! Quote HistoryQuoted:
Hold on - is she an expert on how elves have sex, or an expert on having sex with elves? CAN'T PEOPLE WRITE CLEARLY?! Or is she an elf who knows a lot about sex? ETA ugh beat by 4 hours!! |
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Posted: 3/10/2014 11:01:13 PM EDT
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Linking this one because it's a huge image http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/anYDewL_700b.jpg |
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Posted: 3/10/2014 11:42:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/11/2014 3:39:21 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/11/2014 6:19:34 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/11/2014 6:32:30 AM EDT
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wut? Quote HistoryQuoted:
wut? 
Guess that's what I get for having a STEM education. |
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Posted: 3/11/2014 7:56:26 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/11/2014 8:23:09 AM EDT
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Hold on - is she an expert on how elves have sex, or an expert on having sex with elves? CAN'T PEOPLE WRITE CLEARLY?! Quote HistoryQuoted:
Hold on - is she an expert on how elves have sex, or an expert on having sex with elves? CAN'T PEOPLE WRITE CLEARLY?! Those silly Icelanders. |
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Posted: 3/11/2014 8:32:10 AM EDT
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Guess that's what I get for having a STEM education. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Guess that's what I get for having a STEM education. Oh Diogenes , you crack me up |
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Posted: 3/11/2014 9:19:02 AM EDT
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wut? Quote HistoryQuoted:
wut? "Me" refers to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diogenes_of_Sinope. More http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diogenes_and_Alexander Perhaps funny for our resident erudites. I prefer the simpler things in life. 
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Posted: 3/11/2014 9:38:26 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/11/2014 9:44:58 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/11/2014 9:47:23 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/11/2014 10:11:43 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/11/2014 10:16:34 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryI love this. It just screams America. |
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Posted: 3/11/2014 10:16:49 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/11/2014 10:45:13 AM EDT
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"Me" refers to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diogenes_of_Sinope. More http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diogenes_and_Alexander Perhaps funny for our resident erudites. I prefer the simpler things in life. http://i.imgur.com/dbr78lj.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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wut? "Me" refers to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diogenes_of_Sinope. More http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diogenes_and_Alexander Perhaps funny for our resident erudites. I prefer the simpler things in life. http://i.imgur.com/dbr78lj.jpg I bet this guy prefers Sugar free Haribo Gummy Bears... |
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Posted: 3/11/2014 11:11:47 AM EDT
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I'd like to see some pics of the cousin for comparison. After all, we have rules! -I do too, enjoy the head shot. https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8094606848/h2E889886/ Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I just spent 15 mins doing a google image search to make sure that wasn't my cousin. It's Julia Bond.. thank god. Your cousin single? No, very happily married and husband a great guy I'd like to see some pics of the cousin for comparison. After all, we have rules! -I do too, enjoy the head shot. https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8094606848/h2E889886/ Close but not her, thankfully. She's got an abundance of class so I should have known better. 
/hijack Back to funny 
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Posted: 3/11/2014 11:49:34 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryThis was in my city!...Mets spring training game. 
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Posted: 3/11/2014 11:49:58 AM EDT
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Close but not her, thankfully. She's got an abundance of class so I should have known better. http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg212/tribalsoul00/Arf/Not_her_thank_god_zps775232ef.png /hijack Back to funny http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2315435/83930567.gif Damnation! Not only is your cousin uber hot, but I can see where how you were concerned! lol AMTguy delivers! And, now, for those who got the Diogenes comparo, here's this: 20 Jokes Only Intellectuals Will Understand The only one I didn't get right away (or before I finished reading) was #7; then I pictured the Roman making the gesture, and the bulb went on! |
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Posted: 3/11/2014 12:13:02 PM EDT
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Damnation! Not only is your cousin uber hot, but I can see where how you were concerned! lol AMTguy delivers! And, now, for those who got the Diogenes comparo, here's this: 20 Jokes Only Intellectuals Will Understand The only one I didn't get right away (or before I finished reading) was #7; then I pictured the Roman making the gesture, and the bulb went on! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Close but not her, thankfully. She's got an abundance of class so I should have known better. http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg212/tribalsoul00/Arf/Not_her_thank_god_zps775232ef.png /hijack Back to funny http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2315435/83930567.gif Damnation! Not only is your cousin uber hot, but I can see where how you were concerned! lol AMTguy delivers! And, now, for those who got the Diogenes comparo, here's this: 20 Jokes Only Intellectuals Will Understand The only one I didn't get right away (or before I finished reading) was #7; then I pictured the Roman making the gesture, and the bulb went on! #3 doesn't make sense to me. |
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Posted: 3/11/2014 12:15:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryFreedom Blanket |
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Posted: 3/11/2014 12:17:50 PM EDT
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#3 doesn't make sense to me. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Close but not her, thankfully. She's got an abundance of class so I should have known better. http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg212/tribalsoul00/Arf/Not_her_thank_god_zps775232ef.png /hijack Back to funny http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2315435/83930567.gif Damnation! Not only is your cousin uber hot, but I can see where how you were concerned! lol AMTguy delivers! And, now, for those who got the Diogenes comparo, here's this: 20 Jokes Only Intellectuals Will Understand The only one I didn't get right away (or before I finished reading) was #7; then I pictured the Roman making the gesture, and the bulb went on! #3 doesn't make sense to me. I'm not a logician so yeah.... |
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Posted: 3/11/2014 12:28:54 PM EDT
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#3 doesn't make sense to me. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Close but not her, thankfully. She's got an abundance of class so I should have known better. http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg212/tribalsoul00/Arf/Not_her_thank_god_zps775232ef.png /hijack Back to funny http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2315435/83930567.gif Damnation! Not only is your cousin uber hot, but I can see where how you were concerned! lol AMTguy delivers! And, now, for those who got the Diogenes comparo, here's this: 20 Jokes Only Intellectuals Will Understand The only one I didn't get right away (or before I finished reading) was #7; then I pictured the Roman making the gesture, and the bulb went on! #3 doesn't make sense to me. The first two guys cannot honestly answer whether all three will be having a drink until the third answers. If either of the first two had not wanted a drink, they could have immediately said "No". Since they did not, the third knew that the other two had wanted a drink, so he could answer in the affirmative. |
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Posted: 3/11/2014 12:45:44 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/11/2014 12:53:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryYou just duped something that is on this very page. Way to go. 
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Posted: 3/11/2014 12:56:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You just duped something that is on this very page. Way to go. Quote HistoryQuoted: You just duped something that is on this very page. Way to go.  |
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Posted: 3/11/2014 12:57:54 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/11/2014 1:00:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryIf there was ever a bivalve that required adhesive googly eyes, this one would be it. |
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Posted: 3/11/2014 1:02:09 PM EDT
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If there was ever a bivalve that required adhesive googly eyes, this one would be it. Quote HistoryQuoted:
If there was ever a bivalve that required adhesive googly eyes, this one would be it. That freaks me out beyond my capacity for words
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