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Posted: 2/24/2014 2:58:45 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/24/2014 7:07:33 AM EDT
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Literally NOTHING has been funnier this year than butthurt Southern claims of magical ice, that is somehow different and much more slippery than the grippy and rubbery ice that they seem to think we have further north. 
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Going to paraphrase Neal Boortz here: First of all it is not snow. It may be snow at first but it normally ends up just being a slight layer of snow on ice or gets melted the next day due to temps above freezing and then freezes the next day. Sorry, 4 wheel drive will not help you on ice. Neither will "chains" which are not readily available down here. If you think I'm wrong feel free to come on down sometime and show us how it's done. ... Literally NOTHING has been funnier this year than butthurt Southern claims of magical ice, that is somehow different and much more slippery than the grippy and rubbery ice that they seem to think we have further north.
Much different, actually. ice storms are not compacted snow. having spent some time in the cooler climes I am familiar with both. |
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Posted: 2/24/2014 7:27:05 AM EDT
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Literally NOTHING has been funnier this year than butthurt Southern claims of magical ice, that is somehow different and much more slippery than the grippy and rubbery ice that they seem to think we have further north.
The absolute best thing about Southern Ice as opposed to Northern Ice is here in the south I get to do what I wanted to do about it when I lived in Iowa; stay home until the shit melts. I think it's a far more rational response to winter. |
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Posted: 2/24/2014 7:28:47 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryDamn there's a lot at that link. (Many gifs. you've been warned.) |
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Posted: 2/24/2014 7:53:07 AM EDT
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Literally NOTHING has been funnier this year than butthurt Southern claims of magical ice, that is somehow different and much more slippery than the grippy and rubbery ice that they seem to think we have further north.
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Going to paraphrase Neal Boortz here: First of all it is not snow. It may be snow at first but it normally ends up just being a slight layer of snow on ice or gets melted the next day due to temps above freezing and then freezes the next day. Sorry, 4 wheel drive will not help you on ice. Neither will "chains" which are not readily available down here. If you think I'm wrong feel free to come on down sometime and show us how it's done. ... Literally NOTHING has been funnier this year than butthurt Southern claims of magical ice, that is somehow different and much more slippery than the grippy and rubbery ice that they seem to think we have further north.
we do get a LOT more ice and quickly when it happens. but chains DO work just fine. As long as you have plenty of bread, milk and beer. if your low on any of those your pretty much going to die. it's a well known fact that milk sandwiches and beer are a natural deterrent to the evils of southern ice. |
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Posted: 2/24/2014 8:40:19 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryI don't get it. |
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Posted: 2/24/2014 8:47:26 AM EDT
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I don't get it. It's a fire extinguisher |
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Posted: 2/24/2014 8:57:16 AM EDT
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Literally NOTHING has been funnier this year than butthurt Southern claims of magical ice, that is somehow different and much more slippery than the grippy and rubbery ice that they seem to think we have further north.
That's farther north, 'professor'. If you're speaking metaphorically, such as to indicate the direction of lessening desirability, as in "further worsening", you get a pass. 
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Posted: 2/24/2014 9:00:49 AM EDT
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I don't get it. It's a fire extinguisher Ohhh, I gotcha. I thought it looked like some sort of acetylene bottle. |
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Posted: 2/24/2014 9:04:50 AM EDT
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That would be the first fire extinguisher I have seen with a "FLAMMABLE" sticker on it.
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Posted: 2/24/2014 9:06:21 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's farther north, 'professor'. If you're speaking metaphorically, such as to indicate the direction of lessening desirability, as in "further worsening", you get a pass. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Literally NOTHING has been funnier this year than butthurt Southern claims of magical ice, that is somehow different and much more slippery than the grippy and rubbery ice that they seem to think we have further north. That's farther north, 'professor'. If you're speaking metaphorically, such as to indicate the direction of lessening desirability, as in "further worsening", you get a pass.  |
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Posted: 2/24/2014 9:07:46 AM EDT
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That would be the first fire extinguisher I have seen with a "FLAMMABLE" sticker on it. Yes it does. That is not an extinguisher. |
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Posted: 2/24/2014 9:09:11 AM EDT
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Literally NOTHING has been funnier this year than butthurt Southern claims of magical ice, that is somehow different and much more slippery than the grippy and rubbery ice that they seem to think we have further north.
That's farther north, 'professor'. If you're speaking metaphorically, such as to indicate the direction of lessening desirability, as in "further worsening", you get a pass.
http://i837.photobucket.com/albums/zz296/KingRat_photos/Banned_zps798a755b.jpg I approve. Great movie. |
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Posted: 2/24/2014 9:10:48 AM EDT
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I approve. Great movie. You're the man now, dog! |
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Posted: 2/24/2014 9:15:56 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My mom used to have a fucking filing cabinet jammed full of those. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: What the fuck. Only kids of the 70's will get this. http://24.media.tumblr.com/635cf59c72979edd58d6b4b83c94b0ea/tumblr_mlwmqnqo3s1qlzc82o1_400.gif My mom used to have a fucking filing cabinet jammed full of those. My wife still does  |
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Posted: 2/24/2014 9:20:26 AM EDT
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I don't get it. It's a fire extinguisher It's got a hazmat # 2 flammable gas placard. I'm just an IFSAC certified Hazmat technician instructor. What do I know? |
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Posted: 2/24/2014 9:24:00 AM EDT
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Blah blah blah...
All talk, no funny.
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Posted: 2/24/2014 9:29:29 AM EDT
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Blah blah blah... All talk, no funny. 
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Posted: 2/24/2014 9:31:44 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/24/2014 9:33:04 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/24/2014 9:33:25 AM EDT
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Blah blah blah... All talk, no funny. 
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Posted: 2/24/2014 9:34:06 AM EDT
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It's got a hazmat # 2 flammable gas placard. I'm just an IFSAC certified Hazmat technician instructor. What do I know? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I don't get it. It's a fire extinguisher It's got a hazmat # 2 flammable gas placard. I'm just an IFSAC certified Hazmat technician instructor. What do I know? 
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Posted: 2/24/2014 9:38:02 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/24/2014 9:41:57 AM EDT
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It's got a hazmat # 2 flammable gas placard. I'm just an IFSAC certified Hazmat technician instructor. What do I know? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I don't get it. It's a fire extinguisher It's got a hazmat # 2 flammable gas placard. I'm just an IFSAC certified Hazmat technician instructor. What do I know? |
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Posted: 2/24/2014 9:56:07 AM EDT
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That would be the first fire extinguisher I have seen with a "FLAMMABLE" sticker on it. 
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Posted: 2/24/2014 10:16:34 AM EDT
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Sorry... I had to... 
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Posted: 2/24/2014 10:33:30 AM EDT
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https://fbcdn-photos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1925119_730419196991457_65555518_n.jpg Sorry... I had to... I wish the chuck Norris thing would just die. It was played out back in 09. |
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Posted: 2/24/2014 10:55:32 AM EDT
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I wish the chuck Norris thing would just die. It was played out back in 09. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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https://fbcdn-photos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1925119_730419196991457_65555518_n.jpg Sorry... I had to... I wish the chuck Norris thing would just die. It was played out back in 09. 
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Posted: 2/24/2014 10:57:31 AM EDT
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https://fbcdn-photos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1925119_730419196991457_65555518_n.jpg Sorry... I had to... I wish the chuck Norris thing would just die. It was played out back in 09. http://i1256.photobucket.com/albums/ii490/arkhaminm8/death-once-had-photo-u1_zpsebef8f6f.jpg Calling 856 as an all-Chuck page. |
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Posted: 2/24/2014 11:00:44 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/24/2014 11:14:31 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I wish the chuck Norris thing would just die. It was played out back in 09. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: https://fbcdn-photos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1925119_730419196991457_65555518_n.jpg Sorry... I had to... I wish the chuck Norris thing would just die. It was played out back in 09. Someone doesn't like Chuck Norris? 
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Posted: 2/24/2014 11:15:27 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Calling 856 as an all-Chuck page. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: https://fbcdn-photos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1925119_730419196991457_65555518_n.jpg Sorry... I had to... I wish the chuck Norris thing would just die. It was played out back in 09. http://i1256.photobucket.com/albums/ii490/arkhaminm8/death-once-had-photo-u1_zpsebef8f6f.jpg Calling 856 as an all-Chuck page. I'll be in for that. Oh, YES! |
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Posted: 2/24/2014 11:22:57 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/24/2014 11:28:13 AM EDT
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I wish the chuck Norris thing would just die. It was played out back in 09. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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https://fbcdn-photos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1925119_730419196991457_65555518_n.jpg Sorry... I had to... I wish the chuck Norris thing would just die. It was played out back in 09. 
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Posted: 2/24/2014 11:49:42 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/24/2014 11:54:19 AM EDT
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https://fbcdn-photos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1925119_730419196991457_65555518_n.jpg Sorry... I had to... I wish the chuck Norris thing would just die. It was played out back in 09. http://cf.chucklesnetwork.com/items/7/5/2/9/3/original/yo-dawg-i-heard-u-dont-like-chuck-norris-so-i-told-him.jpg Good looking out, but Chuck already knew, that's why he was calling him in the previous post. 
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Posted: 2/24/2014 12:00:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Ohhh, I gotcha. I thought it looked like some sort of acetylene bottle. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I don't get it. It's a fire extinguisher Ohhh, I gotcha. I thought it looked like some sort of acetylene bottle. It is, that is a DOT sticker.
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Posted: 2/24/2014 12:03:42 PM EDT
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OK, I dunno if it's me, or IE, or what, but toal video embed failure. Here's the video, if somebody wants to have mercy: http://youtu.be/AVYrFizZs7k  http://youtu.be/AVYrFizZs7kViscious, nasty little animals. We neighbors in our last neighborhood who constantly left their Chihuahua outside. The little guy really warmed up to me, but he was apparently quite the Casanova with a penchant for impregnating every little bitch in the neighborhood. |
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Posted: 2/24/2014 12:06:39 PM EDT
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F it. already said 18 times
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Posted: 2/24/2014 12:22:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/24/2014 1:58:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/24/2014 2:02:52 PM EDT
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I don't get it. Locked-up fire extinguisher. No good to anybody in a fire. That would be the first fire extinguisher I have seen with a "FLAMMABLE" sticker on it. ReSurrected is right. I await the attempt to use it in a real fire. |
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Posted: 2/24/2014 2:06:56 PM EDT
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It's got a hazmat # 2 flammable gas placard. I'm just an IFSAC certified Hazmat technician instructor. What do I know? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I don't get it. It's a fire extinguisher It's got a hazmat # 2 flammable gas placard. I'm just an IFSAC certified Hazmat technician instructor. What do I know? What kind of gas is it likely to be? Should it be placed in the 'Epic Farts' thread? |
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Posted: 2/24/2014 2:08:51 PM EDT
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Major Kong, resurrected?
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Posted: 2/24/2014 2:11:05 PM EDT
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https://fbcdn-photos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1925119_730419196991457_65555518_n.jpg Sorry... I had to... What does President Obama truly fear? NORRISCARE! (Someone create this meme for me, OK?) |
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Posted: 2/24/2014 2:11:49 PM EDT
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I wish the chuck Norris thing would just die. It was played out back in 09. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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https://fbcdn-photos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1925119_730419196991457_65555518_n.jpg Sorry... I had to... I wish the chuck Norris thing would just die. It was played out back in 09. Chuck Norris does not age. Time goes through a Chuck Norris process. |
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Posted: 2/24/2014 2:13:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryDelivered today. |
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Posted: 2/24/2014 3:32:45 PM EDT
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