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Link Posted: 2/12/2014 1:08:17 AM EDT
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Ok, that became good around 8:10.
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Little long, but well worth the listen.  Husband gets caught by radio show cheating on his wife.  The husband and wife are Indian (India).  The husband's grasp of the english language is HILARIOUS.  

Don't be a wet blanket, give it a listen.

ETA:  The actual call starts around 3:30

http://youtu.be/jfv3Ec2DeMA
Ok, that became good around 8:10.


"... and 100% of the time you're on the STUPID!"    That was great.





 
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I knew you guys would enjoy it.  

"You don't use the mouth, American girls use the mouth."  
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The world was a better place when she wasn't a disgusting skank.
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The world was a better place when she wasn't a disgusting skank.
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The world was a better place when she wasn't a disgusting skank.


I'd argue the world is a lot more fun now that she is
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I'd argue the world is a lot more fun now that she is
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The world was a better place when she wasn't a disgusting skank.


I'd argue the world is a lot more fun now that she is


I'm all "well..... yeah you have a point" and "ewwwwwwwwwww" at the same time.
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Funny video of my 5 month old son: http://youtu.be/VM08DCj8czc

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Thanks brother, I needed that laugh!  

He's awesome btw!
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Holy...Shit... Such a shame
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The guy responsible for that fuck up was found in his hotel room, having "slipped and fell on multiple knives."
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<a href="http://s1290.photobucket.com/user/PRod616/media/83867220_zps723fe8f6.gif.html" target="_blank">http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b526/PRod616/83867220_zps723fe8f6.gif</a>

 



The guy responsible for that fuck up was found in his hotel room, having "slipped and fell on multiple knives."



Yeahhhh........... No, he wasn't.
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I believe there was a lady who killed herself just recently from a double tap on a S&W 500.
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Not funny, but for some reason I cant stop watching.

http://crazyhyena.com/imagebank/g/women-shooting-funny-gif.gif



Some of those nearly resulted in the woman or a bystander getting shot.


I believe there was a lady who killed herself just recently from a double tap on a S&W 500.



Bah!  That could never happen here....I'm with you..WTF is wrong with some people...

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Zhukov on his way to see Alton Brown




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I dropped a kindle on my first kid's face when she was a month or two old.  My wife has dropped her cell phone on #2 at least twice.  Meanwhile, our parents of the year awards seems to have been lost in the mail...
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I dropped a kindle on my first kid's face when she was a month or two old.  My wife has dropped her cell phone on #2 at least twice.  Meanwhile, our parents of the year awards seems to have been lost in the mail...
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I dropped a kindle on my first kid's face when she was a month or two old.  My wife has dropped her cell phone on #2 at least twice.  Meanwhile, our parents of the year awards seems to have been lost in the mail...

Lol!

My first one is due any day.   here's hoping I can avoid braiding her with electronics!
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Replace any New Yorker cartoon caption with "I think I'm going to kill myself." It's entertaining.
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I dropped a kindle on my first kid's face when she was a month or two old.  My wife has dropped her cell phone on #2 at least twice.  Meanwhile, our parents of the year awards seems to have been lost in the mail...
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I dropped a kindle on my first kid's face when she was a month or two old.  My wife has dropped her cell phone on #2 at least twice.  Meanwhile, our parents of the year awards seems to have been lost in the mail...


My wife hit my new born daughters head on the car trying  to load her in the back seat... 6 yrs later we can barely tell
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I don't know why but
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Little long, but well worth the listen.  Husband gets caught by radio show cheating on his wife.  The husband and wife are Indian (India).  The husband's grasp of the english language is HILARIOUS.  

Don't be a wet blanket, give it a listen.

ETA:  The actual call starts around 3:30


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That is more scary than funny.
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Those links are all wonky.

http://i.imgur.com/JcwUkLd.gif
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I noticed that. It worked for me at first, then it wasn't working. HUMP DAY BLUES.
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Had to laugh at this picture of my chickens.  Looks like she is trying to bust a fart out the window.

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Little long, but well worth the listen.  Husband gets caught by radio show cheating on his wife.  The husband and wife are Indian (India).  The husband's grasp of the english language is HILARIOUS.  



Don't be a wet blanket, give it a listen.



ETA:  The actual call starts around 3:30





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"American women use the mouth"











 
Link Posted: 2/12/2014 12:37:49 PM EDT
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Had to laugh at this picture of my chickens.  Looks like she is trying to bust a fart out the window.



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Well that hen is considerate, you raised your chickens well



 
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"American women use the mouth"
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Little long, but well worth the listen.  Husband gets caught by radio show cheating on his wife.  The husband and wife are Indian (India).  The husband's grasp of the english language is HILARIOUS.  



Don't be a wet blanket, give it a listen.



ETA:  The actual call starts around 3:30





http://youtu.be/jfv3Ec2DeMA


 
"American women use the mouth"











 


It was just as funny when she fired the same use of the mouth statement right back at him too



 
Link Posted: 2/12/2014 1:40:29 PM EDT
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I made it 845 pages and just lost with that phone call
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Had to laugh at this picture of my chickens.  Looks like she is trying to bust a fart out the window.



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Hold on, I got this!  



 
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Dayum
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I laughed at this for about ten minutes...funniest thing on this thread for several pages. Well done, sir!
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Lol!

My first one is due any day.   here's hoping I can avoid braiding her with electronics!
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I dropped a kindle on my first kid's face when she was a month or two old.  My wife has dropped her cell phone on #2 at least twice.  Meanwhile, our parents of the year awards seems to have been lost in the mail...

Lol!

My first one is due any day.   here's hoping I can avoid braiding her with electronics!

Day 1 I smacked my son's head into the table in the hospital room.  I swear, for only being a few hours old, he had mastered the "you dumbass' look.
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Valentines day present
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Lol!

My first one is due any day.   here's hoping I can avoid braiding her with electronics!
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I dropped a kindle on my first kid's face when she was a month or two old.  My wife has dropped her cell phone on #2 at least twice.  Meanwhile, our parents of the year awards seems to have been lost in the mail...

Lol!

My first one is due any day.   here's hoping I can avoid braiding her with electronics!


I dropped a C-cell battery on my 1yr old daughters head 2 days ago. Poor thing... Sounded like I dropped it on an empty coconut.
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Valentines day present
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Valentines day present



Paul Michael Design.   Bet it won't be cheap.  



eta:  $2,875
 
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abstinence ring?
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That is actually pretty damned awesome
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It was just as funny when she fired the same use of the mouth statement right back at him too
 
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Little long, but well worth the listen.  Husband gets caught by radio show cheating on his wife.  The husband and wife are Indian (India).  The husband's grasp of the english language is HILARIOUS.  

Don't be a wet blanket, give it a listen.

ETA:  The actual call starts around 3:30


http://youtu.be/jfv3Ec2DeMA

   "American women use the mouth"




 

It was just as funny when she fired the same use of the mouth statement right back at him too
 


How can he be expected to do that when 25% of the time she's on the periodical? I wish that call had gone on longer.
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