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Posted: 1/2/2014 11:00:42 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/2/2014 11:21:07 AM EDT
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<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/user/APSU/media/A9346B05-6F52-46E3-BEE4-7F13A3409862_zpsyk2ykkbr.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v458/APSU/A9346B05-6F52-46E3-BEE4-7F13A3409862_zpsyk2ykkbr.jpg</a> LOST! |
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Posted: 1/2/2014 11:23:44 AM EDT
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Can't find a good crushing animated .gif.
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Posted: 1/2/2014 11:29:15 AM EDT
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get some bread!!
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Posted: 1/2/2014 11:30:49 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/2/2014 11:33:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Can't find a good crushing animated .gif.  |
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Posted: 1/2/2014 11:52:01 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/2/2014 11:56:25 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/2/2014 11:59:26 AM EDT
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[div style='margin-left: 40px;'][div style='margin-left: 40px;'][div style='margin-left: 40px;']http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0903/this-will-not-end-well-gun-rifle-hurt-asshole-demotivational-poster-1236821997.jpg That's a pellet gun 
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Posted: 1/2/2014 12:09:58 PM EDT
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I know, I know, I know! I just didn't want to spend a half hour Photoshopping a 300 win-mag no brake into the image.
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Posted: 1/2/2014 12:13:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/2/2014 12:13:54 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/2/2014 12:37:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistorySomeone want to help us non veterans out? |
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Posted: 1/2/2014 12:42:51 PM EDT
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Someone want to help us non veterans out? It's a cadence that involves the bird being crushed to death. |
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Posted: 1/2/2014 12:43:02 PM EDT
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Someone want to help us non veterans out? Quote HistoryQuoted:
Someone want to help us non veterans out? And then I smashed, his fucking head! |
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Posted: 1/2/2014 12:46:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/2/2014 12:50:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryThere are a lot of unhappy dudes at boot camp right now, getting their shit wrecked for writing the year in wrong.  |
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Posted: 1/2/2014 12:57:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/2/2014 1:00:51 PM EDT
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It's a cadence that involves the bird being crushed to death. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Someone want to help us non veterans out? It's a cadence that involves the bird being crushed to death. I hate that cadence. They made us only do that cadence for a month straight. It's been 7+ years since I've been out of BCT and I still have that one stuck in my head. |
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Posted: 1/2/2014 1:02:31 PM EDT
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There are a lot of unhappy dudes at boot camp right now, getting their shit wrecked for writing the year in wrong.
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There are a lot of unhappy dudes at boot camp right now, getting their shit wrecked for writing the year in wrong.
Yeah. When I joined it was 2006 and I started on Jan 1st at Ft Leonardwood. I remember how many times I fucked that up. Good news was it was easy to change from a 5 to a 6. 
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Posted: 1/2/2014 1:02:32 PM EDT
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I hate that cadence. They made us only do that cadence for a month straight. It's been 7+ years since I've been out of BCT and I still have that one stuck in my head. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Someone want to help us non veterans out? It's a cadence that involves the bird being crushed to death. I hate that cadence. They made us only do that cadence for a month straight. It's been 7+ years since I've been out of BCT and I still have that one stuck in my head. A little mouse, with little feet...
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Posted: 1/2/2014 1:05:16 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/2/2014 1:10:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOk..I'm gonna call bullshit.....an engineer getting laid..........lol. |
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Posted: 1/2/2014 1:10:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryThat was a nonbinding jump. |
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Posted: 1/2/2014 1:15:58 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/2/2014 1:22:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Ok..I'm gonna call bullshit.....an engineer getting laid..........lol. Well Zhukov .... oh wait, he's married. NM. |
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Posted: 1/2/2014 2:49:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/2/2014 3:09:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm pretty sure that lazy bastard sits on the drag every day outside the University of Texas. I've seen him with a fishing pole with a cup on the end labelled "fishing for money"
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Posted: 1/2/2014 3:12:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/2/2014 3:38:02 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/2/2014 4:05:28 PM EDT
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So through the years, Sun Sentinel has created a database of Emergency Room visits around the country. And over the years, Deadspin has written articles scrolling through the data for the best examples of those E-Room visits. Here’s their list of what was stuck in various orifices from ‘top to bottom’ literally. Let’s just go out on a branch and say stop putting things in your body that don’t belong there. Ear: (some of these are probably children) KEY BUTTON HOT WAX PLASTIC DART PIECE OF PAPER "TOOTHPICK AND THEN HAIRPIN” WOOD SCREWDRIVER PLASTIC DRINKING STRAW ERASER FLY RUBBER BAND KNIFE Nose: (the kids are at it again) DIXIE CUP HAIR BARRETT "TWO KITCHEN MAGNETS IN EACH NOSTRIL” COLORING PENCIL NICKEL WAD OF TOILET TISSUE MARDI GRAS BEAD SMALL TOY PIECE OF PLASTIC HANGER PICK-UP STICK "BB PELLETS WHILE TRYING A MAGIC TRICK” SCREW STICKER CRUCIFIX BATTERY TOY DIAMOND "A PENNY OR POPCORN IN NOSE, SEEMS BOTHERED” Throat: LEMON SEED MAXI PAD CHECKER THIMBLE THUMBTACK BUTTERFLY PLASTIC TOY GUN STAPLE KEYCHAIN RING NAIL MODEL TOY AIRPLANE Penis: SPOON PLASTIC ZIP TIE FORKS ORNAMENT "PIECE OF TIMBER” PEN SODA CAN POP TOP Vagina: BEDPOST "WAS DARED TO PUT A COSMETICS BOTTLE IN VAGINA” TOY MICROPHONE STAND SPOON "COCK RING THAT BECAME DISLODGED” METAL BAR 2 SPONGES PIECE OF BASKETBALL SHORTS SEWING NEEDLES "PATIENT STATES SHE SLIPPED & FELL ONTO A TOY TRUCK WHILE CLEANING” HAIRSPRAY CAP TUB STOPPER "12YOF GOING THROUGH MOM’S DRAWER, FOUND PENIS SHAPED ‘PLEASURE ITEM,’ EXPERIMENTING PUTTING IN HER VAGINA, COULDN’T GET OUT” Rectum: FRENCH BREAD HAND WRENCH CIGARETTE LIGHTER CRAYON "STUCK TOY IN RECTUM AND BROKE OFF, SAW MOM INSERT TAMPON AND MIMICKED” VIAL OF BATH SALTS ARTIFICIAL CHRISTMAS TREE BRANCH DRUM STICK VINEGAR BOTTLE LOTION BOTTLE MOUTHWASH BOTTLE SHAMPOO BOTTLE BABY BOTTLE "LOOFA W/SUCTION CUP W/HOOK ATTACHED” |
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Posted: 1/2/2014 4:31:23 PM EDT
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french bread in the butt? wtf,
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Posted: 1/2/2014 4:34:57 PM EDT
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french bread in the butt? wtf, Guess he needed to.... ...pinch off a loaf. |
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Posted: 1/2/2014 4:37:10 PM EDT
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Guess he needed to.... ...pinch off a loaf. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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french bread in the butt? wtf, Guess he needed to.... ...pinch off a loaf. Insert Dale Gribble/remove sunglasses/YEEEAAAHHHH.gif |
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Posted: 1/2/2014 4:39:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/2/2014 4:53:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Insert Dale Gribble/remove sunglasses/YEEEAAAHHHH.gif Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: french bread in the butt? wtf, Guess he needed to.... ...pinch off a loaf. Insert Dale Gribble/remove sunglasses/YEEEAAAHHHH.gif |
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Posted: 1/2/2014 5:03:19 PM EDT
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That's David Caruso from CSI: Miami. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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french bread in the butt? wtf, Guess he needed to.... ...pinch off a loaf. Insert Dale Gribble/remove sunglasses/YEEEAAAHHHH.gif It works with the avatar... |
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Posted: 1/2/2014 5:22:52 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/2/2014 5:23:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/2/2014 5:24:07 PM EDT
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Guess he needed to.... ...pinch off a loaf. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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french bread in the butt? wtf, Guess he needed to.... ...pinch off a loaf. 
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Posted: 1/2/2014 5:51:25 PM EDT
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french bread in the butt? wtf, Guess he needed to.... ...pinch off a loaf. Insert Dale Gribble/remove sunglasses/YEEEAAAHHHH.gif Thought it'd give him tongue. |
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Posted: 1/2/2014 5:52:32 PM EDT
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<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/user/APSU/media/A9346B05-6F52-46E3-BEE4-7F13A3409862_zpsyk2ykkbr.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v458/APSU/A9346B05-6F52-46E3-BEE4-7F13A3409862_zpsyk2ykkbr.jpg</a> OK, I've seen this several places. Can someone explain this to a civvie? |
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Posted: 1/2/2014 5:55:16 PM EDT
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OK, I've seen this several places. Can someone explain this to a civvie? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/user/APSU/media/A9346B05-6F52-46E3-BEE4-7F13A3409862_zpsyk2ykkbr.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v458/APSU/A9346B05-6F52-46E3-BEE4-7F13A3409862_zpsyk2ykkbr.jpg</a> OK, I've seen this several places. Can someone explain this to a civvie? It's a cadence that you sing when you're marching towards something that really sucks. Whoever said BCT was the greatest time of their life, must have one shitty life. Well, at least for combat MOS's Ya'll support MOS military can kiss my ass. |
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Posted: 1/2/2014 5:56:59 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/2/2014 6:20:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/2/2014 6:25:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/2/2014 6:33:51 PM EDT
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I'd love to have a stack of those stickers... Quote HistoryI just bought some here. You're welcome!
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Posted: 1/2/2014 6:39:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'd love to have a stack of those stickers... Quote History |
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Posted: 1/2/2014 6:40:20 PM EDT
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