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Link Posted: 10/31/2013 9:55:25 AM EDT
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When I was like 9 or 10 I went to Mc D's, asked for a plain cheeseburger, not a hard order right? They literally gave me a patty of beef, no bun, no cheese, just a patty and wrapper.
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My girlfriend got a pic from a friend the other day where they FAILED TO PUT MEAT ON THE HAMBURGER.



When I was like 9 or 10 I went to Mc D's, asked for a plain cheeseburger, not a hard order right? They literally gave me a patty of beef, no bun, no cheese, just a patty and wrapper.


It never fails. every time I order at TacoBell, I ask for no sour cream and 100% of the time I get sour cream anyway. After years of observing this my son uses it to his advantage. He'll purposely order and tell them no sour cream( knowing that it will end up in his food anyway) and then goes up and complains that he ordered it without sour cream and gets a second burrito,taco, or whatever free.


Just for Halloween, I guess

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what's the difference between a pigmy tribe and a girl's track team?

one's a bunch of cunning runts....
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Wait there were pickles hanging all out of the bun and all over the sides yet you took a bit anyway? lol
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When I was like 9 or 10 I went to Mc D's, asked for a plain cheeseburger, not a hard order right? They literally gave me a patty of beef, no bun, no cheese, just a patty and wrapper.
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My girlfriend got a pic from a friend the other day where they FAILED TO PUT MEAT ON THE HAMBURGER.



When I was like 9 or 10 I went to Mc D's, asked for a plain cheeseburger, not a hard order right? They literally gave me a patty of beef, no bun, no cheese, just a patty and wrapper.


Sounds like you two's burgers got lost and separated in time
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Wait there were pickles hanging all out of the bun and all over the sides yet you took a bit anyway? lol
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No, there weren't...and, I ordered it without pickles, so I took a bite expecting no pickles, and got pickles That was when I took the top off the shit and the stack just sort of flobbered out. Opened the second one up and there were even more on that one than on the first.

That was when I broke out the camera...
Link Posted: 10/31/2013 1:53:00 PM EDT
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No, there weren't...and, I ordered it without pickles, so I took a bite expecting no pickles, and got pickles That was when I took the top off the shit and the stack just sort of flobbered out. Opened the second one up and there were even more on that one than on the first.

That was when I broke out the camera...
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Wait there were pickles hanging all out of the bun and all over the sides yet you took a bit anyway? lol


No, there weren't...and, I ordered it without pickles, so I took a bite expecting no pickles, and got pickles That was when I took the top off the shit and the stack just sort of flobbered out. Opened the second one up and there were even more on that one than on the first.

That was when I broke out the camera...


The worst is when one has already left the drive through.  One time I ordered a meal with a Coke, and she repeated back "Diet Coke."  I corrected her, then went to the pay window.  Saw the receipt, corrected it AGAIN, and pulled up. Asked point blank was it diet or not?.  No, regular coke.  Get out to the side street, take a sip, MOTHER FUCKER!!! it's diet.  So I drove around until I was in view of the window, stopped the car, got out, and lobbed the whole thing into the lot right in front of the window..  Nice splash pattern, too.
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The worst is when one has already left the drive through.  One time I ordered a meal with a Coke, and she repeated back "Diet Coke."  I corrected her, then went to the pay window.  Saw the receipt, corrected it AGAIN, and pulled up. Asked point blank was it diet or not?.  No, regular coke.  Get out to the side street, take a sip, MOTHER FUCKER!!! it's diet.  So I drove around until I was in view of the window, stopped the car, got out, and lobbed the whole thing into the lot right in front of the window..  Nice splash pattern, too.
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Wait there were pickles hanging all out of the bun and all over the sides yet you took a bit anyway? lol




No, there weren't...and, I ordered it without pickles, so I took a bite expecting no pickles, and got pickles That was when I took the top off the shit and the stack just sort of flobbered out. Opened the second one up and there were even more on that one than on the first.



That was when I broke out the camera...




The worst is when one has already left the drive through.  One time I ordered a meal with a Coke, and she repeated back "Diet Coke."  I corrected her, then went to the pay window.  Saw the receipt, corrected it AGAIN, and pulled up. Asked point blank was it diet or not?.  No, regular coke.  Get out to the side street, take a sip, MOTHER FUCKER!!! it's diet.  So I drove around until I was in view of the window, stopped the car, got out, and lobbed the whole thing into the lot right in front of the window..  Nice splash pattern, too.




 
You sure showed them!  Shoulda thrown it in the window!
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  You sure showed them!  Shoulda thrown it in the window!
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Wait there were pickles hanging all out of the bun and all over the sides yet you took a bit anyway? lol


No, there weren't...and, I ordered it without pickles, so I took a bite expecting no pickles, and got pickles That was when I took the top off the shit and the stack just sort of flobbered out. Opened the second one up and there were even more on that one than on the first.

That was when I broke out the camera...


The worst is when one has already left the drive through.  One time I ordered a meal with a Coke, and she repeated back "Diet Coke."  I corrected her, then went to the pay window.  Saw the receipt, corrected it AGAIN, and pulled up. Asked point blank was it diet or not?.  No, regular coke.  Get out to the side street, take a sip, MOTHER FUCKER!!! it's diet.  So I drove around until I was in view of the window, stopped the car, got out, and lobbed the whole thing into the lot right in front of the window..  Nice splash pattern, too.

  You sure showed them!  Shoulda thrown it in the window!




But, but, but, but it surely isn't their fault ... they DESERVE $15 per hour for having to put up with your high demands.
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But, but, but, but it surely isn't their fault ... they DESERVE $15 per hour for having to put up with your high demands.
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Wait there were pickles hanging all out of the bun and all over the sides yet you took a bit anyway? lol


No, there weren't...and, I ordered it without pickles, so I took a bite expecting no pickles, and got pickles That was when I took the top off the shit and the stack just sort of flobbered out. Opened the second one up and there were even more on that one than on the first.

That was when I broke out the camera...


The worst is when one has already left the drive through.  One time I ordered a meal with a Coke, and she repeated back "Diet Coke."  I corrected her, then went to the pay window.  Saw the receipt, corrected it AGAIN, and pulled up. Asked point blank was it diet or not?.  No, regular coke.  Get out to the side street, take a sip, MOTHER FUCKER!!! it's diet.  So I drove around until I was in view of the window, stopped the car, got out, and lobbed the whole thing into the lot right in front of the window..  Nice splash pattern, too.

  You sure showed them!  Shoulda thrown it in the window!




But, but, but, but it surely isn't their fault ... they DESERVE $15 per hour for having to put up with your high demands.


This thread is no longer YLYL. It is now about pickles and minimum wage.
Link Posted: 10/31/2013 3:20:27 PM EDT
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It never fails. every time I order at TacoBell, I ask for no sour cream and 100% of the time I get sour cream anyway. After years of observing this my son uses it to his advantage. He'll purposely order and tell them no sour cream( knowing that it will end up in his food anyway) and then goes up and complains that he ordered it without sour cream and gets a second burrito,taco, or whatever free.


Just for Halloween, I guess

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u96/hawcer/46e8e139-14f9-48cd-9b45-48fa3523721e_zps4401b8a1.jpg
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My girlfriend got a pic from a friend the other day where they FAILED TO PUT MEAT ON THE HAMBURGER.



When I was like 9 or 10 I went to Mc D's, asked for a plain cheeseburger, not a hard order right? They literally gave me a patty of beef, no bun, no cheese, just a patty and wrapper.


It never fails. every time I order at TacoBell, I ask for no sour cream and 100% of the time I get sour cream anyway. After years of observing this my son uses it to his advantage. He'll purposely order and tell them no sour cream( knowing that it will end up in his food anyway) and then goes up and complains that he ordered it without sour cream and gets a second burrito,taco, or whatever free.


Just for Halloween, I guess

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u96/hawcer/46e8e139-14f9-48cd-9b45-48fa3523721e_zps4401b8a1.jpg



I went to Friendlys to get ice cream with my brother-in-law once. He ordered a banana split.

They forgot to put in a banana.



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No, there weren't...and, I ordered it without pickles, so I took a bite expecting no pickles, and got pickles That was when I took the top off the shit and the stack just sort of flobbered out. Opened the second one up and there were even more on that one than on the first.

That was when I broke out the camera...
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Wait there were pickles hanging all out of the bun and all over the sides yet you took a bit anyway? lol


No, there weren't...and, I ordered it without pickles, so I took a bite expecting no pickles, and got pickles That was when I took the top off the shit and the stack just sort of flobbered out. Opened the second one up and there were even more on that one than on the first.

That was when I broke out the camera...


I'm gonna use that. I chortled. Thanks.
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Not funny
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Best one yet!
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brilliant



 
Link Posted: 10/31/2013 8:48:16 PM EDT
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Makes me wanna poo....
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The worst is when one has already left the drive through.  One time I ordered a meal with a Coke, and she repeated back "Diet Coke."  I corrected her, then went to the pay window.  Saw the receipt, corrected it AGAIN, and pulled up. Asked point blank was it diet or not?.  No, regular coke.  Get out to the side street, take a sip, MOTHER FUCKER!!! it's diet.  So I drove around until I was in view of the window, stopped the car, got out, and lobbed the whole thing into the lot right in front of the window..  Nice splash pattern, too.
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This thread is no longer YLYL. It is now about pickles and minimum wage.



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I find his pain amazingly funny actually.  More talk of pickles and minimum wage to make it funnier for the rest of us, please!
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The worst is when one has already left the drive through.  One time I ordered a meal with a Coke, and she repeated back "Diet Coke."  I corrected her, then went to the pay window.  Saw the receipt, corrected it AGAIN, and pulled up. Asked point blank was it diet or not?.  No, regular coke.  Get out to the side street, take a sip, MOTHER FUCKER!!! it's diet.  So I drove around until I was in view of the window, stopped the car, got out, and lobbed the whole thing into the lot right in front of the window..  Nice splash pattern, too.
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Wait there were pickles hanging all out of the bun and all over the sides yet you took a bit anyway? lol


No, there weren't...and, I ordered it without pickles, so I took a bite expecting no pickles, and got pickles That was when I took the top off the shit and the stack just sort of flobbered out. Opened the second one up and there were even more on that one than on the first.

That was when I broke out the camera...


The worst is when one has already left the drive through.  One time I ordered a meal with a Coke, and she repeated back "Diet Coke."  I corrected her, then went to the pay window.  Saw the receipt, corrected it AGAIN, and pulled up. Asked point blank was it diet or not?.  No, regular coke.  Get out to the side street, take a sip, MOTHER FUCKER!!! it's diet.  So I drove around until I was in view of the window, stopped the car, got out, and lobbed the whole thing into the lot right in front of the window..  Nice splash pattern, too.



Did it ever occur to you that the person taking the order isn't the one responsible for assembling it? You took it out on the wrong person.
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I bet that's real popular in CERTAIN communities.

He'll the cow one probably is in other communities.
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The Ohio State marching band is the shit.

Last week's halftime...Penn State's biggest lost since 1899 in progress...(if you don't count the settlement)
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The Ohio State marching band is the shit.
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The Ohio State marching band is the shit.

Looks like they suck at packman.  
Link Posted: 10/31/2013 11:29:34 PM EDT
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Someone dressed up as a mall security guard for Halloween.

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That's Hunk, from the Resident Evil game series...

Why the P90 Mags without a P90?
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That's Hunk, from the Resident Evil game series...

Why the P90 Mags without a P90?
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Someone dressed up as a mall security guard for Halloween.



That's Hunk, from the Resident Evil game series...

Why the P90 Mags without a P90?


Those are Kriss mags/ Glock 21 mags.





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I just posted this on FB and HOLY SHIT! Some liberal just said:






Told her she needs to get educated on what the flag is.  So is Malaysia's flag off limits? What about England? Australia? Russia? They all have red white & blue.



 
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I just posted this on FB and HOLY SHIT! Some liberal just said:




There goes another holier than thou patriotic jackball who doesn't know Flag Etiquette and desecrates it!


Told her she needs to get educated on what the flag is.  So is Malaysia's flag off limits? What about England? Australia? Russia? They all have red white & blue.



 






It's official.  The Obama logo is the official flag of the USA



 
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I love that man, just a little homo.
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I love that man, just a little homo.
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I love that man, just a little homo.
Have you seen his other comic, Into The Mangrove?

 





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Arfcom has way to many "line breaks after every sentence" members.  I'm a two space after a period person myself.

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I am living this hell now.  I have done two spaces my whole life but now the academic standard is one. FML
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This thread makes me happy...and I know it...


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A line break is pointless without a carriage return.

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Another choice



9mm vs. .45
beans vs. no beans

one space vs. two spaces

line break vs. no line break.
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Not quite.  I am laughing my ass off that some folks here not only eat at McDonald's, but expect to get decent food and service, then will debate the issue on the interwebs.  That is comedic gold right there.
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We had this fight at my consulting firm last year. It was pretty epic. Ended in a script for word processing that would search for and replace double spacing with single.



 
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I am living this hell now.  I have done two spaces my whole life but now the academic standard is one. FML
I also am a 2 space man.  When I went to university, they taught us how to write journal articles.  It was all single space.  I failed my first mock article because I double spaced.



 
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