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Posted: 8/8/2013 10:58:29 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryWhat makes your post different? Same hotlink. |
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Posted: 8/8/2013 11:19:15 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/8/2013 11:44:16 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/8/2013 12:30:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/8/2013 12:39:29 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/8/2013 12:42:02 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/8/2013 12:43:13 PM EDT
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If ever there was a reason to load my 930SPX up with heavy birdshot... http://img.izismile.com/img/img6/20130807/640/yikes_thats_some_creepy_things_640_15.jpg Forget birdshot. That calls for semi-auto buckshot, grenades, and/or application of napalm. |
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Posted: 8/8/2013 12:43:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryHaha, that picture doesn't like hotlinking apparently. |
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Posted: 8/8/2013 12:47:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/8/2013 1:01:42 PM EDT
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 Quote HistoryI can actually see the point. Ever go out to dinner with someone who is "gluten free"? They bring their own bread, and often won't eat anything off the menu because the restaurant can't guarantee it doesn't have wheat in the ingredients somewhere. It's like a religion, only their Communion wafer is made of rice flour. |
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Posted: 8/8/2013 1:06:40 PM EDT
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I can actually see the point. Ever go out to dinner with someone who is "gluten free"? They bring their own bread, and often won't eat anything off the menu because the restaurant can't guarantee it doesn't have wheat in the ingredients somewhere. It's like a religion, only their Communion wafer is made of rice flour. Quote HistoryQuoted:
I can actually see the point. Ever go out to dinner with someone who is "gluten free"? They bring their own bread, and often won't eat anything off the menu because the restaurant can't guarantee it doesn't have wheat in the ingredients somewhere. It's like a religion, only their Communion wafer is made of rice flour. I've got a friend who's had to stop eating gluten because his girlfriend has a reaction when he kisses her. This is a really sweet girl too, and I really doubt she's making it up. |
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Posted: 8/8/2013 1:07:58 PM EDT
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I can actually see the point. Ever go out to dinner with someone who is "gluten free"? They bring their own bread, and often won't eat anything off the menu because the restaurant can't guarantee it doesn't have wheat in the ingredients somewhere. It's like a religion, only their Communion wafer is made of rice flour. Quote HistoryQuoted:
I can actually see the point. Ever go out to dinner with someone who is "gluten free"? They bring their own bread, and often won't eat anything off the menu because the restaurant can't guarantee it doesn't have wheat in the ingredients somewhere. It's like a religion, only their Communion wafer is made of rice flour. Gluten Free is First World Problem BS. I can't stand it. I have 3 crews of mexican roofers who work for me. I go out and buy them lunch on occasion. Never once in 3 years have I heard "I'm allergic to..." or "I have a gluten allergy..." etc... Never. They eat and are grateful. |
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Posted: 8/8/2013 1:17:48 PM EDT
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Gluten Free is First World Problem BS. I can't stand it. I have 3 crews of mexican roofers who work for me. I go out and buy them lunch on occasion. Never once in 3 years have I heard "I'm allergic to..." or "I have a gluten allergy..." etc... Never. They eat and are grateful. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I can actually see the point. Ever go out to dinner with someone who is "gluten free"? They bring their own bread, and often won't eat anything off the menu because the restaurant can't guarantee it doesn't have wheat in the ingredients somewhere. It's like a religion, only their Communion wafer is made of rice flour. Gluten Free is First World Problem BS. I can't stand it. I have 3 crews of mexican roofers who work for me. I go out and buy them lunch on occasion. Never once in 3 years have I heard "I'm allergic to..." or "I have a gluten allergy..." etc... Never. They eat and are grateful. With the crap diet most people live on, they become much more sensitive to things that would normally not cause them problems. |
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Posted: 8/8/2013 1:32:05 PM EDT
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With the crap diet most people live on, they become much more sensitive to things that would normally not cause them problems. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I can actually see the point. Ever go out to dinner with someone who is "gluten free"? They bring their own bread, and often won't eat anything off the menu because the restaurant can't guarantee it doesn't have wheat in the ingredients somewhere. It's like a religion, only their Communion wafer is made of rice flour. Gluten Free is First World Problem BS. I can't stand it. I have 3 crews of mexican roofers who work for me. I go out and buy them lunch on occasion. Never once in 3 years have I heard "I'm allergic to..." or "I have a gluten allergy..." etc... Never. They eat and are grateful. With the crap diet most people live on, they become much more sensitive to things that would normally not cause them problems. It's more the case that 3rd world/poor kids who have have severe allergies don't make it to adulthood or aren't healthy enough to sneak in across the boarder and work construction. In the US if a kid has a severe allergic reaction ambulances are called, drugs are administered, tests are done. In rural Mexico? The coffin is cheaper because it is smaller. |
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Posted: 8/8/2013 1:42:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryIt's more the case that 3rd world/poor kids who have have severe allergies don't make it to adulthood or aren't healthy enough to sneak in across the boarder and work construction. In the US if a kid has a severe allergic reaction ambulances are called, drugs are administered, tests are done. In rural Mexico? The coffin is cheaper because it is smaller. 
Gluten allergy is a completely manufactured condition. For thousands of years mankind has been eating wheat and things made from wheat. Can you explain to me and the rest of the sane world why all of a sudden in the past 10 years there has been an epidemic of people allergic to gluten? Please be sure to explain why this epidemic is pretty much exclusive to the United States? I can tell you. It is because we have more dollars than sense. We have mothers who coddle their children and run them to the ER or Sloan Kettering every time their child has a sniffle. We treat our children as if every one of them is the next Albert Einstein and Jesus hybrid when they are really just spoiled rotten kids. The kids in turn think they are the next coming of Christ and heaven forbid they have a loose bowel movement. It must be cancer or a dreaded disease right? If not a deadly disease, it must be some horrible, never seen before condition. After all, these kids are special, they don't get normal illnesses. Combine that with a medical system where doctors cater to these kids and mothers because they are dependent upon placating them so they don't lose patients and income, we get exactly what we are discussing. All of the above can be summed up by saying "First World Problems." 
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Posted: 8/8/2013 1:46:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryMost un-funny post in this whole fucking thread. 
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Posted: 8/8/2013 1:48:47 PM EDT
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Snip... I can actually see the point. Ever go out to dinner with someone who is "gluten free"? They bring their own bread, and often won't eat anything off the menu because the restaurant can't guarantee it doesn't have wheat in the ingredients somewhere. It's like a religion, only their Communion wafer is made of rice flour. Not commenting on the practicality of the dating site...but I'd venture my undeucated opinion that the bulk of the 'glutenites' (or whatever they call themselves) are the same as a large majority of people that suffer from the other 'hot' diseases....depression, ADHD, Fibromyalgia, or the ones with kids that have 'autism spectrum', etc......there are a LOT of people who don't have the problem/disease and just want to blame their woes on something....and the far smaller number that truly suffer from the diseases are screwed because of public perception of the hypochondriacs. Now... Get with the Damn Funnies.... |
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Posted: 8/8/2013 1:58:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/8/2013 2:03:46 PM EDT
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Gluten allergy is a completely manufactured condition. For thousands of years mankind has been eating wheat and things made from wheat. Can you explain to me and the rest of the sane world why all of a sudden in the past 10 years there has been an epidemic of people allergic to gluten? Please be sure to explain why this epidemic is pretty much exclusive to the United States? I can tell you. It is because we have more dollars than sense. We have mothers who coddle their children and run them to the ER or Sloan Kettering every time their child has a sniffle. We treat our children as if every one of them is the next Albert Einstein and Jesus hybrid when they are really just spoiled rotten kids. The kids in turn think they are the next coming of Christ and heaven forbid they have a loose bowel movement. It must be cancer or a dreaded disease right? If not a deadly disease, it must be some horrible, never seen before condition. After all, these kids are special, they don't get normal illnesses. Combine that with a medical system where doctors cater to these kids and mothers because they are dependent upon placating them so they don't lose patients and income, we get exactly what we are discussing. All of the above can be summed up by saying "First World Problems." Quote HistoryQuoted:
It's more the case that 3rd world/poor kids who have have severe allergies don't make it to adulthood or aren't healthy enough to sneak in across the boarder and work construction. In the US if a kid has a severe allergic reaction ambulances are called, drugs are administered, tests are done. In rural Mexico? The coffin is cheaper because it is smaller.
Gluten allergy is a completely manufactured condition. For thousands of years mankind has been eating wheat and things made from wheat. Can you explain to me and the rest of the sane world why all of a sudden in the past 10 years there has been an epidemic of people allergic to gluten? Please be sure to explain why this epidemic is pretty much exclusive to the United States? I can tell you. It is because we have more dollars than sense. We have mothers who coddle their children and run them to the ER or Sloan Kettering every time their child has a sniffle. We treat our children as if every one of them is the next Albert Einstein and Jesus hybrid when they are really just spoiled rotten kids. The kids in turn think they are the next coming of Christ and heaven forbid they have a loose bowel movement. It must be cancer or a dreaded disease right? If not a deadly disease, it must be some horrible, never seen before condition. After all, these kids are special, they don't get normal illnesses. Combine that with a medical system where doctors cater to these kids and mothers because they are dependent upon placating them so they don't lose patients and income, we get exactly what we are discussing. All of the above can be summed up by saying "First World Problems." I agree with you - I was referring to actual allergies, not "food sensitivity." And I'd cap it off with a funny but my work blocks access to the photo site I use.
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Posted: 8/8/2013 2:13:20 PM EDT
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Sad driver, sad truck
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Posted: 8/8/2013 2:20:24 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/8/2013 2:33:40 PM EDT
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Gluten allergy is a completely manufactured condition. For thousands of years mankind has been eating wheat and things made from wheat. Can you explain to me and the rest of the sane world why all of a sudden in the past 10 years there has been an epidemic of people allergic to gluten? Please be sure to explain why this epidemic is pretty much exclusive to the United States? I can tell you. It is because we have more dollars than sense. We have mothers who coddle their children and run them to the ER or Sloan Kettering every time their child has a sniffle. We treat our children as if every one of them is the next Albert Einstein and Jesus hybrid when they are really just spoiled rotten kids. The kids in turn think they are the next coming of Christ and heaven forbid they have a loose bowel movement. It must be cancer or a dreaded disease right? If not a deadly disease, it must be some horrible, never seen before condition. After all, these kids are special, they don't get normal illnesses. Combine that with a medical system where doctors cater to these kids and mothers because they are dependent upon placating them so they don't lose patients and income, we get exactly what we are discussing. All of the above can be summed up by saying "First World Problems." Quote HistoryQuoted:
It's more the case that 3rd world/poor kids who have have severe allergies don't make it to adulthood or aren't healthy enough to sneak in across the boarder and work construction. In the US if a kid has a severe allergic reaction ambulances are called, drugs are administered, tests are done. In rural Mexico? The coffin is cheaper because it is smaller.
Gluten allergy is a completely manufactured condition. For thousands of years mankind has been eating wheat and things made from wheat. Can you explain to me and the rest of the sane world why all of a sudden in the past 10 years there has been an epidemic of people allergic to gluten? Please be sure to explain why this epidemic is pretty much exclusive to the United States? I can tell you. It is because we have more dollars than sense. We have mothers who coddle their children and run them to the ER or Sloan Kettering every time their child has a sniffle. We treat our children as if every one of them is the next Albert Einstein and Jesus hybrid when they are really just spoiled rotten kids. The kids in turn think they are the next coming of Christ and heaven forbid they have a loose bowel movement. It must be cancer or a dreaded disease right? If not a deadly disease, it must be some horrible, never seen before condition. After all, these kids are special, they don't get normal illnesses. Combine that with a medical system where doctors cater to these kids and mothers because they are dependent upon placating them so they don't lose patients and income, we get exactly what we are discussing. All of the above can be summed up by saying "First World Problems." It's called Sciliacs disease (sp?) look it up... But probably will be hard due to spelling... My idiot brother says he's gluten-sensitive. I call him a giant vagina. My friends wife has Sciliacs and had to go to the hospital because she ate something with wheat in it by mistake. |
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Posted: 8/8/2013 2:34:42 PM EDT
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It's called Sciliacs (sp?) look it up... But probably will be hard due to spelling... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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It's more the case that 3rd world/poor kids who have have severe allergies don't make it to adulthood or aren't healthy enough to sneak in across the boarder and work construction. In the US if a kid has a severe allergic reaction ambulances are called, drugs are administered, tests are done. In rural Mexico? The coffin is cheaper because it is smaller.
Gluten allergy is a completely manufactured condition. For thousands of years mankind has been eating wheat and things made from wheat. Can you explain to me and the rest of the sane world why all of a sudden in the past 10 years there has been an epidemic of people allergic to gluten? Please be sure to explain why this epidemic is pretty much exclusive to the United States? I can tell you. It is because we have more dollars than sense. We have mothers who coddle their children and run them to the ER or Sloan Kettering every time their child has a sniffle. We treat our children as if every one of them is the next Albert Einstein and Jesus hybrid when they are really just spoiled rotten kids. The kids in turn think they are the next coming of Christ and heaven forbid they have a loose bowel movement. It must be cancer or a dreaded disease right? If not a deadly disease, it must be some horrible, never seen before condition. After all, these kids are special, they don't get normal illnesses. Combine that with a medical system where doctors cater to these kids and mothers because they are dependent upon placating them so they don't lose patients and income, we get exactly what we are discussing. All of the above can be summed up by saying "First World Problems." It's called Sciliacs (sp?) look it up... But probably will be hard due to spelling... I'm well aware of celiac's disease, but that is a different animal entirely. |
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Posted: 8/8/2013 2:40:33 PM EDT
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Can we please make a Gluten Thread or something?
This stuff isn't really tickling my funny bone much. 
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Posted: 8/8/2013 3:19:39 PM EDT
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Back to the funny
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Posted: 8/8/2013 3:33:55 PM EDT
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Nephew just asked me "How long does Shark Week last" Its actually sad, and not funny at all. How old is Nephew? |
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Posted: 8/8/2013 3:45:57 PM EDT
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Okay, some of you will find this funny. My nephew is one of those guys who will buy/trade for/sell/acquire anything. Jeeps, firearms, exotic animals (he has four land tortoises that he got when they were small--now they're the size of Volkswagens.) One of his last acquisitions was a pair of emus. (The feed store owner was giving them away.) So he's stuck with these big-assed birds, not knowing a thing about them. (He frightened one to death when it got out and he chased it down.)
He built a pen for the birds and all was well... including some of the best damn omelets I've ever had. Now I told you that story so I could tell you this one. My sister is out visiting. She was talking to him on the phone and he gave her the bad news: One of her horses died. He'd taken care of burying it and all was well... but sis now has only one horse, who will get lonely. They got onto the subject of what to get the horse to keep it company: a burro, a mule, a goat... I looked at my brother and, in my best imitation of Nephew, said, "Hey Mom, I got a REALLY GREAT deal on a baby rhinoceros! He's PERFECT to keep your horse company, and he even eats the same stuff!" Then I broke into the I want a hippopontamus for Christmas song. |
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Posted: 8/8/2013 3:46:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryHigh protein? Check! Gluten Free? Check! Renewable? Check! Always Fresh / Never Frozen? Check! Orgasmically Organically Grown? Check! Really - I'm only trying to solve world hunger responsibly, one starving coed at a time.
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Posted: 8/8/2013 3:48:26 PM EDT
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sorry, dupe.
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Posted: 8/8/2013 4:03:15 PM EDT
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Gluten allergy is a completely manufactured condition. For thousands of years mankind has been eating wheat and things made from wheat. Can you explain to me and the rest of the sane world why all of a sudden in the past 10 years there has been an epidemic of people allergic to gluten? Please be sure to explain why this epidemic is pretty much exclusive to the United States? I can tell you. It is because we have more dollars than sense. We have mothers who coddle their children and run them to the ER or Sloan Kettering every time their child has a sniffle. We treat our children as if every one of them is the next Albert Einstein and Jesus hybrid when they are really just spoiled rotten kids. The kids in turn think they are the next coming of Christ and heaven forbid they have a loose bowel movement. It must be cancer or a dreaded disease right? If not a deadly disease, it must be some horrible, never seen before condition. After all, these kids are special, they don't get normal illnesses. Combine that with a medical system where doctors cater to these kids and mothers because they are dependent upon placating them so they don't lose patients and income, we get exactly what we are discussing. All of the above can be summed up by saying "First World Problems." Quote HistoryQuoted:
It's more the case that 3rd world/poor kids who have have severe allergies don't make it to adulthood or aren't healthy enough to sneak in across the boarder and work construction. In the US if a kid has a severe allergic reaction ambulances are called, drugs are administered, tests are done. In rural Mexico? The coffin is cheaper because it is smaller.
Gluten allergy is a completely manufactured condition. For thousands of years mankind has been eating wheat and things made from wheat. Can you explain to me and the rest of the sane world why all of a sudden in the past 10 years there has been an epidemic of people allergic to gluten? Please be sure to explain why this epidemic is pretty much exclusive to the United States? I can tell you. It is because we have more dollars than sense. We have mothers who coddle their children and run them to the ER or Sloan Kettering every time their child has a sniffle. We treat our children as if every one of them is the next Albert Einstein and Jesus hybrid when they are really just spoiled rotten kids. The kids in turn think they are the next coming of Christ and heaven forbid they have a loose bowel movement. It must be cancer or a dreaded disease right? If not a deadly disease, it must be some horrible, never seen before condition. After all, these kids are special, they don't get normal illnesses. Combine that with a medical system where doctors cater to these kids and mothers because they are dependent upon placating them so they don't lose patients and income, we get exactly what we are discussing. All of the above can be summed up by saying "First World Problems." possibly due to the united states being the only country happily trying out all kinds of genetically modified seeds, and grains and corn etc? most other countries avoid that stuff like the plague. |
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Posted: 8/8/2013 4:09:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/8/2013 5:03:13 PM EDT
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It's a simple play on words. D = a bad grade. Current lingo D also= dick. The dad beat the guys ass for it. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Is it me or is that 100% unfunny? ^^^ "Wants the D" as in...dick? Err....just not seeing "funny". It's a simple play on words. D = a bad grade. Current lingo D also= dick. The dad beat the guys ass for it. I think the guy in green is supposed to be the teacher. LOL |
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Posted: 8/8/2013 5:22:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Gluten Free is First World Problem BS. I can't stand it. I have 3 crews of mexican roofers who work for me. I go out and buy them lunch on occasion. Never once in 3 years have I heard "I'm allergic to..." or "I have a gluten allergy..." etc... Never. They eat and are grateful. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I can actually see the point. Ever go out to dinner with someone who is "gluten free"? They bring their own bread, and often won't eat anything off the menu because the restaurant can't guarantee it doesn't have wheat in the ingredients somewhere. It's like a religion, only their Communion wafer is made of rice flour. Gluten Free is First World Problem BS. I can't stand it. I have 3 crews of mexican roofers who work for me. I go out and buy them lunch on occasion. Never once in 3 years have I heard "I'm allergic to..." or "I have a gluten allergy..." etc... Never. They eat and are grateful. Not only are you wrong, but you're ruining a funny thread.
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Posted: 8/8/2013 6:48:32 PM EDT
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Haha, that picture doesn't like hotlinking apparently. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Haha, that picture doesn't like hotlinking apparently.
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Posted: 8/8/2013 7:16:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryIn B4 TRG. Moar Goats! |
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Posted: 8/8/2013 8:44:35 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryGluten allergy is a completely manufactured condition. For thousands of years mankind has been eating wheat and things made from wheat. Can you explain to me and the rest of the sane world why all of a sudden in the past 10 years there has been an epidemic of people allergic to gluten? Please be sure to explain why this epidemic is pretty much exclusive to the United States? I can tell you. It is because we have more dollars than sense. We have mothers who coddle their children and run them to the ER or Sloan Kettering every time their child has a sniffle. We treat our children as if every one of them is the next Albert Einstein and Jesus hybrid when they are really just spoiled rotten kids. The kids in turn think they are the next coming of Christ and heaven forbid they have a loose bowel movement. It must be cancer or a dreaded disease right? If not a deadly disease, it must be some horrible, never seen before condition. After all, these kids are special, they don't get normal illnesses. Combine that with a medical system where doctors cater to these kids and mothers because they are dependent upon placating them so they don't lose patients and income, we get exactly what we are discussing. All of the above can be summed up by saying "First World Problems." Bullshit! Today's wheat, corn, beets and other crops are nothing like the wheat your great-grandparents ate. In fact, it is probably a "first world problem" because people in 3rd world countries are often still growing heirloom varieties. Until you've seen a kid's face blow up like a beachball from a food allergy you can keep your mouth shut. GMO's will create a major health epidemic. Oh yeah, farmer here BTW. Back to the funny! |
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Posted: 8/8/2013 9:05:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryThat one will never get old. 
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Posted: 8/8/2013 9:27:11 PM EDT
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"Martial" issues...  Sometimes I wish people had to take a test before they were allowed on the internet.
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Posted: 8/8/2013 9:43:07 PM EDT
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Bullshit! Today's wheat, corn, beets and other crops are nothing like the wheat your great-grandparents ate. In fact, it is probably a "first world problem" because people in 3rd world countries are often still growing heirloom varieties. Until you've seen a kid's face blow up like a beachball from a food allergy you can keep your mouth shut. GMO's will create a major health epidemic. Oh yeah, farmer here BTW. Back to the funny! Quote HistoryQuoted:
Gluten allergy is a completely manufactured condition. For thousands of years mankind has been eating wheat and things made from wheat. Can you explain to me and the rest of the sane world why all of a sudden in the past 10 years there has been an epidemic of people allergic to gluten? Please be sure to explain why this epidemic is pretty much exclusive to the United States? I can tell you. It is because we have more dollars than sense. We have mothers who coddle their children and run them to the ER or Sloan Kettering every time their child has a sniffle. We treat our children as if every one of them is the next Albert Einstein and Jesus hybrid when they are really just spoiled rotten kids. The kids in turn think they are the next coming of Christ and heaven forbid they have a loose bowel movement. It must be cancer or a dreaded disease right? If not a deadly disease, it must be some horrible, never seen before condition. After all, these kids are special, they don't get normal illnesses. Combine that with a medical system where doctors cater to these kids and mothers because they are dependent upon placating them so they don't lose patients and income, we get exactly what we are discussing. All of the above can be summed up by saying "First World Problems." Bullshit! Today's wheat, corn, beets and other crops are nothing like the wheat your great-grandparents ate. In fact, it is probably a "first world problem" because people in 3rd world countries are often still growing heirloom varieties. Until you've seen a kid's face blow up like a beachball from a food allergy you can keep your mouth shut. GMO's will create a major health epidemic. Oh yeah, farmer here BTW. Back to the funny! I was about to reply to that, but then I realized I didn't want to derail this thread any further. |
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Posted: 8/8/2013 11:34:42 PM EDT
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Well, you know he didn't get laid. Blue bull. |
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Posted: 8/8/2013 11:44:36 PM EDT
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She was also Asian for added laughs. Though I caution anyone from researching this, as it's one of the most gruesome things I've ever seen. Quote HistoryQuoted:
She was also Asian for added laughs. Though I caution anyone from researching this, as it's one of the most gruesome things I've ever seen. I searched. Found no gore. Disappointed. |
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Posted: 8/8/2013 11:46:11 PM EDT
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Seriously, if someone is passed out don't lay them on their back or put anything on their face. They can die from this.
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