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Posted: 6/6/2013 8:55:52 AM EDT
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More importantly, WHAT were they trying to manage? Trying to get a car into a truck with no car ramps tall/long enough. My first impression was that they had hooked up the trailer backwards, then reversed the moving van, causing the front of the car to enter the box. Honestly, I think either scenario is possible. Front wheel drive car backed on the the car-tower. Emergency brake applied (rear brakes). Driven onto truck. 
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Posted: 6/6/2013 9:15:30 AM EDT
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More importantly, WHAT were they trying to manage? Trying to get a car into a truck with no car ramps tall/long enough. My first impression was that they had hooked up the trailer backwards, then reversed the moving van, causing the front of the car to enter the box. Honestly, I think either scenario is possible. Front wheel drive car backed on the the car-tower. Emergency brake applied (rear brakes). Driven onto truck. It was going so well until the short ramps slipped off the edge of the truck bed and the car bottomed out 
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Posted: 6/6/2013 9:39:03 AM EDT
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why not just use the car hauler in the first place
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Posted: 6/6/2013 9:44:52 AM EDT
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why not just use the car hauler in the first place I think that's what the very agitated Asian dude in the back ground is thinking!! He looks pretty pissed off!! |
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Posted: 6/6/2013 9:53:59 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2013 9:56:58 AM EDT
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I think you misheard the insult, DK-Prof. It had nothing to do with height. I believe that the true insult was a concatenation of "honk" (like a goose) and "Uli" (a discontinued Ikea dresser.)  Holy shit, that was good. |
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Posted: 6/6/2013 10:01:40 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2013 10:12:37 AM EDT
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I actually know what a homunculus is. Once in college a teacher asked if anyone in the class knew what it was... I had to think fast.. I could answer and show how smart I am, but then have the class wonder why TF I would know what a homunculus was. I kept it to myself. ETA: It's not an artificial dwarf. So what is it? The "artificial dwarf" definition is, while very simplified, my understanding of the term. Homunculus literally means "little man" and I suppose by that definition it could be applied to a million things, but historically it is most amusingly associated with the old belief that male sperms contained a fully-formed human (a "little man") that grew inside a womb. Here's a wikipedia article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preformationism Yep - learned that in high school religion class. Or was it medieval philosophy in college? Not sure. It forms the roots of the Church's opposition to masturbation and birth control. The reason why God gets quite irate when we spill our seed upon the ground is that they used to believe that you were killing thousands or millions of people. |
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Posted: 6/6/2013 10:31:46 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2013 10:54:01 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2013 11:21:24 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2013 11:30:57 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2013 11:34:58 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2013 11:56:32 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2013 1:05:00 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2013 1:06:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2013 1:15:25 PM EDT
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An old man was asked, "At your ripe age, what do
you prefer to get - Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?" The wise one answered, "Definitely Parkinson's. Better to spill half an ounce of Jack Daniels, than to forget where you keep the bottle!" 
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Posted: 6/6/2013 1:47:45 PM EDT
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An old man was asked, "At your ripe age, what do you prefer to get - Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?" The wise one answered, "Definitely Parkinson's. Better to spill half an ounce of Jack Daniels, than to forget where you keep the bottle!"  
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Posted: 6/6/2013 2:12:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2013 2:25:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2013 2:36:15 PM EDT
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Like a boss
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Posted: 6/6/2013 2:59:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2013 3:03:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2013 3:32:18 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2013 3:43:21 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2013 4:04:25 PM EDT
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That reminds me of a prank from years ago, revenge for fax spammers: 1) Take 3 pieces of black construction paper and tape them into an 8 1/2x33" strip. Place 2 pieces of tape on one end but leave them flying. 2) Set fax machine to "Direct Transmit" (doesn't load into memory) 3) Feed end of paper into scanner and dial the victim's number 4) As the end of the paper strip comes through the scanner tape it to the other end of the construction paper strip with the tape flags you put on previously. This forms a continuous loop. 5) Time how long it takes for the fax machine at the other end to choke because it ran out of paper, toner, or memory. |
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Posted: 6/6/2013 4:07:59 PM EDT
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That reminds me of a prank from years ago, revenge for fax spammers: 1) Take 3 pieces of black construction paper and tape them into an 8 1/2x33" strip. Place 2 pieces of tape on one end but leave them flying. 2) Set fax machine to "Direct Transmit" (doesn't load into memory) 3) Feed end of paper into scanner and dial the victim's number 4) As the end of the paper strip comes through the scanner tape it to the other end of the construction paper strip with the tape flags you put on previously. This forms a continuous loop. 5) Time how long it takes for the fax machine at the other end to choke because it ran out of paper, toner, or memory. Oh, you are an evil, evil man. I like it. 
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Posted: 6/6/2013 4:13:33 PM EDT
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That reminds me of a prank from years ago, revenge for fax spammers: 1) Take 3 pieces of black construction paper and tape them into an 8 1/2x33" strip. Place 2 pieces of tape on one end but leave them flying. 2) Set fax machine to "Direct Transmit" (doesn't load into memory) 3) Feed end of paper into scanner and dial the victim's number 4) As the end of the paper strip comes through the scanner tape it to the other end of the construction paper strip with the tape flags you put on previously. This forms a continuous loop. 5) Time how long it takes for the fax machine at the other end to choke because it ran out of paper, toner, or memory. U R evil. I like u. |
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Posted: 6/6/2013 4:16:44 PM EDT
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Quoted: That reminds me of a prank from years ago, revenge for fax spammers: 1) Take 3 pieces of black construction paper and tape them into an 8 1/2x33" strip. Place 2 pieces of tape on one end but leave them flying. 2) Set fax machine to "Direct Transmit" (doesn't load into memory) 3) Feed end of paper into scanner and dial the victim's number 4) As the end of the paper strip comes through the scanner tape it to the other end of the construction paper strip with the tape flags you put on previously. This forms a continuous loop. 5) Time how long it takes for the fax machine at the other end to choke because it ran out of paper, toner, or memory. Nice  |
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Posted: 6/6/2013 5:44:56 PM EDT
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Lol
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Posted: 6/6/2013 5:47:39 PM EDT
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http://i.imgur.com/UVPIUDK.gif http://i.imgur.com/5jtoU45.jpg http://i.imgur.com/RAaUEc6.jpg What's the story behind the car? |
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Posted: 6/6/2013 5:49:40 PM EDT
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A few of the folks on the site can probably relate to this issue. 
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Posted: 6/6/2013 5:51:16 PM EDT
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Quoted: Suicide machine or he has a turbocharger in the trunk. What's the story behind the car? |
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Posted: 6/6/2013 6:03:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2013 6:12:06 PM EDT
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That dude clearly wont live till the end of the series at the rate he is writing. |
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Posted: 6/6/2013 6:25:51 PM EDT
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More importantly, WHAT were they trying to manage? Trying to get a car into a truck with no car ramps tall/long enough. My first impression was that they had hooked up the trailer backwards, then reversed the moving van, causing the front of the car to enter the box. Honestly, I think either scenario is possible. I think they had the car in the truck to begin with. When backing out, they failed to put the ramps up on level with the deck of the truck, the car fell out as it was backed and high centered on the ramps below. They then jacked up the car and moved the trailer underneath the rear wheels in a bid to get them off the ramps so they could place them higher, only to have things more fucked up than before. |
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Posted: 6/6/2013 6:30:22 PM EDT
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That dude clearly wont live till the end of the series at the rate he is writing. True that. Doesn't he want to have 10 in the series? |
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Posted: 6/6/2013 6:31:20 PM EDT
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Fine, Kill'em all, Just finish the damn series already!!!!!! |
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Posted: 6/6/2013 6:32:43 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2013 6:33:56 PM EDT
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Suicide machine or he has a turbocharger in the trunk.
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http://i.imgur.com/UVPIUDK.gif http://i.imgur.com/5jtoU45.jpg http://i.imgur.com/RAaUEc6.jpg What's the story behind the car? A lot of trouble for a suicide machine... But yeah |
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Posted: 6/6/2013 6:34:53 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2013 6:36:09 PM EDT
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I need that costume, I have two dogs and family members terrified of spiders. |
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Posted: 6/6/2013 6:46:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2013 7:13:00 PM EDT
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Quoted: I need that costume, I have two dogs and family members terrified of spiders. Post AAR when you get out of the ER. |
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Posted: 6/6/2013 7:18:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2013 7:24:31 PM EDT
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http://img.ifcdn.com/images/d2a3925dcdd4d4c83d5d3ee3b24c7061c197325eebf2b4cbaa5d87f7296f2273_1.jpg LMAO every time im out eating asian food and if they compliment on my chopstix expertise (and especially if they are an asian), i always say yep watch this and ill reach out and act like im about to pick up my glass and drink. |
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Posted: 6/6/2013 7:30:15 PM EDT
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Where the hell is the McGangbang, possibly my favorite combo of them all, a $1 chicken sandwich on a $1 Double cheeseburger!
And yes I am serious, it is delicious. 
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Posted: 6/6/2013 7:30:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2013 7:37:57 PM EDT
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Suicide machine or he has a turbocharger in the trunk.
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http://i.imgur.com/UVPIUDK.gif http://i.imgur.com/5jtoU45.jpg http://i.imgur.com/RAaUEc6.jpg What's the story behind the car? Or a biodiesel and it's running a exhaust preheat on the oil... |
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Posted: 6/6/2013 7:39:06 PM EDT
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