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Posted: 5/1/2013 11:46:55 PM EDT
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lucky he didn't get his ass kicked. I'm pretty sure European cops aren't allowed to tune you up. opposite. politzie can beat your ass for a wink. all those liberals in love with europe haven't spent much time there. Oh yeah. Police brutality is a proud European tradition. |
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Posted: 5/1/2013 11:48:31 PM EDT
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lucky he didn't get his ass kicked. I'm pretty sure European cops aren't allowed to tune you up. I'm pretty sure European cops are REQUIRED to tune you up. Zee Polizei will not hesitate to break out the nightsticks if you give them trouble. Last time in Germany, my neighbor decided to get drunk and smack around his GF. I called the cops, then went pounding on the door to break things up. When he came out of the apartment and got into my face, she shoved his ass down the stairs and broke his arm before the cops showed up. 2 days later, he had BOTH arms casts and a black eye that he didn't have when they put him into the car... Germans excel at a number of things, but three stand out: 1. Beer 2. Cars 3. Guns Which means Germany is always a hair's breadth away from getting drunk, grabbing its guns, and going on a roadtrip throughout Europe.... ETA: I absolutely LOVE the full-blooded Italian woman at work, but when she pretends to get uppity about being Italian, I love to remark "wow, I'm half-Scottish and half-German on both sides of my family. Which means my ancestors made their reputation 2000 years ago by being the only folks to make your ancestors, The Roman Empire, say 'whoah, umm, we're tired of getting our asses kicked by those guys so let's just leave them alone.'" |
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Posted: 5/2/2013 12:19:09 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/2/2013 12:46:09 AM EDT
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ETA: I absolutely LOVE the full-blooded Italian woman at work, but when she pretends to get uppity about being Italian, I love to remark "wow, I'm half-Scottish and half-German on both sides of my family. Which means my ancestors made their reputation 2000 years ago by being the only folks to make your ancestors, The Roman Empire, say 'whoah, umm, we're tired of getting our asses kicked by those guys so let's just leave them alone.'" LOL, Lets just build a wall, and call that the most northern part of the UK worth visiting. |
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Posted: 5/2/2013 12:49:19 AM EDT
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Those are great cats if you season them correctly. |
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Posted: 5/2/2013 1:48:55 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/2/2013 1:57:36 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/2/2013 3:25:11 AM EDT
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So, I hate to ask the obvious question, but why did he have a vibrator in his pocket? Because it's Germany. Notice that even here, on GD in Arfcom that it is "a vibrator" and not "his vibrator"? |
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Posted: 5/2/2013 3:32:35 AM EDT
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lucky he didn't get his ass kicked. I'm pretty sure European cops aren't allowed to tune you up. opposite. politzie can beat your ass for a wink. all those liberals in love with europe haven't spent much time there. Oh yeah. Police brutality is a proud European tradition. The difference between heaven and hell. In heaven: The police are English, the chefs are French, the mechanics are German, the administrators are Swiss and the lovers are Italian. In hell: The chefs are English, the mechanics are French, the police are German, the lovers are Swiss and the administrators are Italian. |
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Posted: 5/2/2013 3:36:40 AM EDT
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So, I hate to ask the obvious question, but why did he have a vibrator in his pocket? Because it's Germany. Notice that even here, on GD in Arfcom that it is "a vibrator" and not "his vibrator"? I was doing armed overwatch at the truck entry gate (ECP) at Camp Bondsteel, and the guys were searching the truck prior to entry. All of a sudden, the search team in the cab jumps out of the cab, and they call the supervisor. Normally, this isn't good news, and I step up my SA a notch or two and watch the driver even more closely. The supervisor enters that cab and exits laughing. It seems that during the search of the sleeper compartment, they found a vibrator under the pillow, complete with condom with fecal matter on it.  There was no doubt at all that it was HIS vibrator.
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Posted: 5/2/2013 4:14:12 AM EDT
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So, I hate to ask the obvious question, but why did he have a vibrator in his pocket? Because it's Germany. Notice that even here, on GD in Arfcom that it is "a vibrator" and not "his vibrator"? I was doing armed overwatch at the truck entry gate (ECP) at Camp Bondsteel, and the guys were searching the truck prior to entry. All of a sudden, the search team in the cab jumps out of the cab, and they call the supervisor. Normally, this isn't good news, and I step up my SA a notch or two and watch the driver even more closely. The supervisor enters that cab and exits laughing. It seems that during the search of the sleeper compartment, they found a vibrator under the pillow, complete with condom with fecal matter on it. There was no doubt at all that it was HIS vibrator.
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Posted: 5/2/2013 5:25:10 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/2/2013 6:37:18 AM EDT
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This is what the physical embodiment of a wet fart looks like. |
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Posted: 5/2/2013 7:41:01 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/2/2013 10:00:49 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/2/2013 10:08:30 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/2/2013 10:37:02 AM EDT
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hot brass dance... done that a time or two... the worst is when .22 gets down your shoe.
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Posted: 5/2/2013 10:53:11 AM EDT
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hot brass dance... done that a time or two... the worst is when .22 gets down your shoe. Worst I had was a 9mm case get caught between my sunglasses and right below my lower eylid. At least I had the presence of mind to put the gun down, then freak out
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Posted: 5/2/2013 10:55:56 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/2/2013 11:16:59 AM EDT
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... the worst is when .22 gets down your shoe. New Colt was tossing brass over my head, one went low and lodged right between my temple and sunglasses. Had a nice red mark there for a few days. |
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Posted: 5/2/2013 11:19:18 AM EDT
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hot brass dance... done that a time or two... the worst is when .22 gets down your shoe. Worst I had was a 9mm case get caught between my sunglasses and right below my lower eylid. At least I had the presence of mind to put the gun down, then freak out
Ex wife cought one 9 mm case between her bewbs. I was so proud of her, because she proceeded to put the pistol on the table prior to starting a cursing hot brass dance. Wore a turtleneck on every range session after that incident. |
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Posted: 5/2/2013 11:33:07 AM EDT
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I have seen the down the shirt brass dance by a friends sister
My worst was going prone on a piece of .223 when my dad was shooting next to me. Pressure + bare forearm = brass shaped scar 
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Posted: 5/2/2013 1:15:45 PM EDT
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hot brass dance... done that a time or two... the worst is when .22 gets down your shoe. For many years I had a .22lr shaped scar on the top of my right foot. Always wear socks, kids.
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Posted: 5/2/2013 1:37:13 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/2/2013 1:51:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/2/2013 2:30:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/2/2013 2:32:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/2/2013 3:03:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/2/2013 3:30:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/2/2013 3:34:15 PM EDT
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<a href="http://s1290.photobucket.com/user/PRod616/media/83264914_zps7f71fff3.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b526/PRod616/83264914_zps7f71fff3.jpg</a> B88B8BB Bs and 8s look the way the do on plates for a reason. Course, it would not be long before every cop in the county knows about the douchebag with that plate Yes, Buzz Killington. It would still be tough for a cop to determine that driving at highway or 40 mph plus. No it wouldn't. Bs and 8s were designed just for that purpose. |
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Posted: 5/2/2013 3:36:01 PM EDT
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<a href="http://s1290.photobucket.com/user/PRod616/media/83264914_zps7f71fff3.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b526/PRod616/83264914_zps7f71fff3.jpg</a> B88B8BB Bs and 8s look the way the do on plates for a reason. Course, it would not be long before every cop in the county knows about the douchebag with that plate Yes, Buzz Killington. It would still be tough for a cop to determine that driving at highway or 40 mph plus. No it wouldn't. Bs and 8s were designed just for that purpose. Get behind him and try it at 50 mph while still maintaining safe following distance. |
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Posted: 5/2/2013 4:17:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/2/2013 4:50:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/2/2013 4:57:31 PM EDT
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<a href="http://s1290.photobucket.com/user/PRod616/media/83264914_zps7f71fff3.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b526/PRod616/83264914_zps7f71fff3.jpg</a> B88B8BB Bs and 8s look the way the do on plates for a reason. Course, it would not be long before every cop in the county knows about the douchebag with that plate Yes, Buzz Killington. It would still be tough for a cop to determine that driving at highway or 40 mph plus. No it wouldn't. Bs and 8s were designed just for that purpose. Get behind him and try it at 50 mph while still maintaining safe following distance. Aw that's so cute, you think cops follow at a safe distance. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 5/2/2013 4:58:14 PM EDT
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http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100611/640/pamela_anderson_was_640_high_07.jpg Pam Anderson before surgery. Really? Why would she need surgery? She looks beautiful and has a great figure in that picture. Pamela Anderson was TEN BRAZILLION times hotter, when she was just the "Tool Time, Tool Girl"...before she got enhancements. |
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Posted: 5/2/2013 4:59:00 PM EDT
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Good Grief! That is about the scariest video I have ever seen! Patrick |
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Posted: 5/2/2013 5:47:23 PM EDT
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Dodge tried to film a commercial at the beach
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Posted: 5/2/2013 5:52:44 PM EDT
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Quoted: Dodge tried to film a commercial at the beach http://i.imgur.com/B28CHV1h.jpg http://i.imgur.com/AnSGsl3h.jpg http://i.imgur.com/ILHdsSth.jpg If it was a Toyota it would be just fine. |
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Posted: 5/2/2013 5:56:17 PM EDT
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Dodge tried to film a commercial at the beach http://i.imgur.com/B28CHV1h.jpg http://i.imgur.com/AnSGsl3h.jpg http://i.imgur.com/ILHdsSth.jpg If it was a Toyota it would be just fine. Oh yeah, like the Toyota's need another reason for the frame to rust.
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Posted: 5/2/2013 6:01:16 PM EDT
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Dodge tried to film a commercial at the beach http://i.imgur.com/B28CHV1h.jpg http://i.imgur.com/AnSGsl3h.jpg http://i.imgur.com/ILHdsSth.jpg If it was a Toyota it would be just fine. Oh yeah, like the Toyota's need another reason for the frame to rust.
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Posted: 5/2/2013 6:01:19 PM EDT
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Somebody please embed this. I laughed so fucking hard! Kids loved it too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_wGjjpqLNs&sns=em
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Posted: 5/2/2013 6:09:47 PM EDT
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Makes me want to take a pin to them to see if they'll pop. Go ahead, give 'em a prick. |
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Posted: 5/2/2013 6:12:11 PM EDT
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Dodge tried to film a commercial at the beach http://i.imgur.com/B28CHV1h.jpg http://i.imgur.com/AnSGsl3h.jpg http://i.imgur.com/ILHdsSth.jpg If it was a Toyota it would be just fine. Oh yeah, like the Toyota's need another reason for the frame to rust.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnWKz7Cthkk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTPnIpjodA8
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Posted: 5/2/2013 6:18:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/2/2013 6:23:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/2/2013 6:29:51 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Get behind him and try it at 50 mph while still maintaining safe following distance.Quoted: No it wouldn't. Bs and 8s were designed just for that purpose.Quoted: Yes, Buzz Killington. It would still be tough for a cop to determine that driving at highway or 40 mph plus.Quoted: B88B8BB <a href="http://s1290.photobucket.com/user/PRod616/media/83264914_zps7f71fff3.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b526/PRod616/83264914_zps7f71fff3.jpg</a> Bs and 8s look the way the do on plates for a reason. Course, it would not be long before every cop in the county knows about the douchebag with that plate  |
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Posted: 5/2/2013 6:44:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/2/2013 9:48:00 PM EDT
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I love 'em!!! We've had 2 over the last couple years. I want one too, would be fun to have an interesting animal, and my dogs are getting too big for their britches lately. sorry but that would be a dead cat if that was my wifes leg. |
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