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Link Posted: 4/18/2013 11:35:32 PM EDT
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you're a bastard. i watched that thing for like 5 minutes.


same
Link Posted: 4/18/2013 11:39:52 PM EDT
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That's hysterical.



 
Link Posted: 4/19/2013 1:59:54 AM EDT
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Funny idea, but they're pretty bad.
Link Posted: 4/19/2013 3:48:57 AM EDT
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This shit right here is why I will probably never own a Smart Car


That photo was taken after a 55mph wall crash

Link Posted: 4/19/2013 4:13:44 AM EDT
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This shit right here is why I will probably never own a Smart Car

That photo was taken after a 55mph wall crash


70mph into a concrete retaining wall. No car would look good after that. the Smart did amazingly well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfi4c9TuFvk
Link Posted: 4/19/2013 5:15:17 AM EDT
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This shit right here is why I will probably never own a Smart Car

That photo was taken after a 55mph wall crash


70mph into a concrete retaining wall. No car would look good after that. the Smart did amazingly well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfi4c9TuFvk


Car did OK, what would the occupants look like after a dead-end stop without significant crumple zones or mass to absorb the impact?
Link Posted: 4/19/2013 7:52:53 AM EDT
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Isn't that like checking your groceries for bruised fruit after you get home instead of in the produce aisle?

Link Posted: 4/19/2013 7:54:10 AM EDT
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This shit right here is why I will probably never own a Smart Car, and because its gay.  


FIFY
Link Posted: 4/19/2013 8:02:57 AM EDT
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Car did OK, what would the occupants look like after a dead-end stop without significant crumple zones or mass to absorb the impact?

Unless the passengers had air bags, hans devices, etc etc, they would still be pushing daisies....

Link Posted: 4/19/2013 8:06:26 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/19/2013 8:14:50 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/19/2013 8:27:40 AM EDT
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Mirrors.
 


Camcorders, how do they work?
Link Posted: 4/19/2013 8:41:45 AM EDT
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Camcorders, how do they work?


Magnets?







 
Link Posted: 4/19/2013 9:38:27 AM EDT
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...its the size of the fight in the dog (err, cat), not the size of the dog (err, cat) in the fight....
Link Posted: 4/19/2013 9:56:41 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/19/2013 9:57:05 AM EDT
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you're a bastard. i watched that thing for like 5 minutes.


same


Link Posted: 4/19/2013 11:22:15 AM EDT
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Fuckin' rost, again!
Link Posted: 4/19/2013 11:32:46 AM EDT
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Mirrors.
 


Camcorders, how do they work?

Magnets?


 


Link Posted: 4/19/2013 12:42:26 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/19/2013 1:04:29 PM EDT
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This shit right here is why I will probably never own a Smart Car

That photo was taken after a 55mph wall crash


70mph into a concrete retaining wall. No car would look good after that. the Smart did amazingly well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfi4c9TuFvk


Link Posted: 4/19/2013 1:11:21 PM EDT
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Bombs away?
Link Posted: 4/19/2013 1:31:08 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/19/2013 1:51:01 PM EDT
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The look of panic when it sucks his face is awesome

Link Posted: 4/19/2013 1:57:46 PM EDT
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Wonder where that is. Kind of looks like Mt. Borah. Pretty sure there's a golf club at the top.
Link Posted: 4/19/2013 2:10:41 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/19/2013 2:18:17 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/19/2013 2:29:54 PM EDT
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Moo-ped

TRG


Note to self:  Stock up on heife- in- estrus pee before visiting any place where cattle roam free.  Bring camera.
Link Posted: 4/19/2013 2:35:10 PM EDT
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<a href="http://s671.photobucket.com/user/TheRedGoat/media/online_zps8e7e15f0.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i671.photobucket.com/albums/vv71/TheRedGoat/online_zps8e7e15f0.jpg</a>

TRG




That picture just kills me!  My cousin has been adamant about not wanting kids.  She visited them for a few days and is now re-thinking her stance.   Babies is powerful.




Very true! I am, at best, a very plain-looking guy, and overweight. I have NEVER had so much luck with cute, adorable, beautiful younger women coming up to me out of the blue and chatting, than when I was babysitting my nephew! (Of course I ALWAYS took him to the mall!)

Girl: "Is he your son?" Me: (with insincere Alan Alda grin): "No, he's my nephew, I'm single!"

S'truth!


When I was a junior enlisted, one of my buddies had his wife show up with their two year old and then abandon them to run off with another man.  We all kind of threw in to help him get set up and take care of the little girl.  She was the stereotype blue eyed cutie with a perpetual smile and giggle.  We'd fight over who got to carry "Magneta" at the mall.  That was the nickname we gave her for being such a babe magnet.  
Link Posted: 4/19/2013 4:46:40 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/19/2013 5:28:31 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/19/2013 5:38:52 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/19/2013 5:42:02 PM EDT
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Just hanging around the laundromat....
doing my thing
Link Posted: 4/19/2013 5:55:33 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/19/2013 7:17:23 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/19/2013 9:50:08 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/19/2013 11:55:04 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/20/2013 12:00:04 AM EDT
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Wow.  Clearly not written by someone who speaks Korean...
Link Posted: 4/20/2013 12:05:31 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/20/2013 12:07:45 AM EDT
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You're right.  I don't. That's the closest approximation I could come up with.  What would you suggest?  I made it, so I can correct it!



All the Korean I know is:  OB!


Damn, I didn't know you wrote it.

 



























I would have been way more insulting if I had known that!




An-yong-ha-se-yo
Link Posted: 4/20/2013 12:13:01 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/20/2013 12:15:18 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/20/2013 12:23:25 AM EDT
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Just hanging around the laundromat....
doing my thing
I didn't laugh, but I'd definitely rock that booty.

Link Posted: 4/20/2013 12:31:01 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/20/2013 12:56:01 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/20/2013 1:13:58 AM EDT
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Stolen from facebook:



<a href="http://s369.photobucket.com/user/bags533/media/M4safetyselector.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i369.photobucket.com/albums/oo134/bags533/M4safetyselector.jpg</a>




No hole for the happy parts.




Don't let the truth get in the way of a funny pic.


3rd hole doesn't matter for a LL or RDIAS



 
Link Posted: 4/20/2013 1:29:07 AM EDT
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strangely, this story makes me feel all warm and fuzzy  
Link Posted: 4/20/2013 1:56:15 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/20/2013 2:02:25 AM EDT
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The reactions are the best part





Link in case my embed fu is weak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAQhG59zqZc
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