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Link Posted: 3/24/2013 8:39:31 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/24/2013 9:12:10 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/24/2013 10:26:59 PM EDT
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Un-possible.

Because... Han shot first!




He owned up to "scruffy," but didn't even address "nerfherder." Now we know what that means.
Link Posted: 3/24/2013 11:02:52 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/25/2013 7:38:24 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/25/2013 10:43:58 AM EDT
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Is that a real poncho?  I mean, is that a Mexican poncho or is that a Sears poncho?
Link Posted: 3/25/2013 10:47:40 AM EDT
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Quoted:







Is that a real poncho?  I mean, is that a Mexican poncho or is that a Sears poncho?


And does he have a set of zircon-encrusted tweezers?

 
Link Posted: 3/25/2013 10:48:18 AM EDT
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Quoted:


Is that a real poncho?  I mean, is that a Mexican poncho or is that a Sears poncho?




looks like a towel from the next section over..
Link Posted: 3/25/2013 11:38:02 AM EDT
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Some good stuff in here.
The funny comes in at about 1:25


Nvm poss. CoC violation. (bikinis)
Link Posted: 3/25/2013 12:02:03 PM EDT
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MORE WAL-MARTIANS!!!!

http://youtube.googleapis.com/v/6RzcvFLPg1A

Mercy....
Link Posted: 3/25/2013 12:03:35 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/25/2013 12:04:24 PM EDT
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He is one hoopy frood.
Link Posted: 3/25/2013 12:05:53 PM EDT
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My mom did that to me with the inner core of an onion that was shaped like a hershey kiss.

Link Posted: 3/25/2013 12:13:40 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/25/2013 12:21:40 PM EDT
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The picture about the Sun being a sun and not a star is one that always bring back memories to elementary school.  We had a teach ask us to name a star and I kept arguing "the sun".  The bitch kept telling me I was wrong and that it was not a star.  She asked it multiple times and I kept blurting out the sun because no one else would answer.  I guess that explains why she was a teacher.
Link Posted: 3/25/2013 12:23:04 PM EDT
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I've always wondered why elevators with only two floors have two buttons. Shouldn't there just be one button labeled "Not Here"?
Link Posted: 3/25/2013 12:24:06 PM EDT
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Quoted:
The picture about the Sun being a sun and not a star is one that always bring back memories to elementary school.  We had a teach ask us to name a star and I kept arguing "the sun".  The bitch kept telling me I was wrong and that it was not a star.  She asked it multiple times and I kept blurting out the sun because no one else would answer.  I guess that explains why she was a teacher.


Technically it's name is Sol.
Link Posted: 3/25/2013 12:44:09 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/25/2013 12:47:15 PM EDT
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Quoted:



Quoted:

The picture about the Sun being a sun and not a star is one that always bring back memories to elementary school.  We had a teach ask us to name a star and I kept arguing "the sun".  The bitch kept telling me I was wrong and that it was not a star.  She asked it multiple times and I kept blurting out the sun because no one else would answer.  I guess that explains why she was a teacher.




Technically it's name is Sol.
<Brian Regan>The big yellow one is the sun.</Brian Regan>





 
Link Posted: 3/25/2013 12:48:25 PM EDT
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I've always wondered why elevators with only two floors have two buttons. Shouldn't there just be one button labeled "Not Here"?


http://hackaday.com/2012/10/18/most-useless-machine-building-elevator-edition/



 





Link Posted: 3/25/2013 12:51:08 PM EDT
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does the lower make it as accurate as an imperial blaster?



 
Link Posted: 3/25/2013 1:31:29 PM EDT
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Quoted:

Quoted:

I've always wondered why elevators with only two floors have two buttons. Shouldn't there just be one button labeled "Not Here"?

http://hackaday.com/2012/10/18/most-useless-machine-building-elevator-edition/
 





"The result of the calculations go straight to the trash".

Link Posted: 3/25/2013 1:40:14 PM EDT
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I guess those A2 reinforcements paid off, it no longer breaks around the buffer threads,
Link Posted: 3/25/2013 1:42:41 PM EDT
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A man is rolling on a rubber getting ready to pound one out with his old lady when his kid walks in. He immediately bends over to hide it, then begins looking under the bed to play it off.

"What are you doing?" the kid asks. The dad answers: "I thought I saw a mouse run under the bed."

The kid replies: "What are you going to do, fuck it?"
Link Posted: 3/25/2013 1:43:31 PM EDT
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What cruel bastard could do this to this poor dag?





























Link Posted: 3/25/2013 1:45:25 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/25/2013 1:46:54 PM EDT
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He is one hoopy frood.


Nice.
Link Posted: 3/25/2013 1:47:43 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/25/2013 2:37:53 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/25/2013 2:47:08 PM EDT
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Holy shit, that is the funniest thing I have heard all week  the intro music is hilarious!
Link Posted: 3/25/2013 3:52:50 PM EDT
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Quoted:

I've always wondered why elevators with only two floors have two buttons. Shouldn't there just be one button labeled "Not Here"?


When you go to the other floor, I'll bet you'll be glad they have a button for the floor you were just on.
Link Posted: 3/25/2013 4:08:12 PM EDT
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Quoted:



Quoted:




I've always wondered why elevators with only two floors have two buttons. Shouldn't there just be one button labeled "Not Here"?




When you go to the other floor, I'll bet you'll be glad they have a button for the floor you were just on.
... but it does... it's the not here button.





 
Link Posted: 3/25/2013 4:36:26 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/25/2013 4:41:02 PM EDT
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Quoted:


Holy shit, that is the funniest thing I have heard all week  the intro music is hilarious!


Sounded like my band in middle school.

TRG
Link Posted: 3/25/2013 4:44:58 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/25/2013 4:46:22 PM EDT
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and this is how that building burnt to the ground.
Link Posted: 3/25/2013 4:50:04 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/25/2013 4:54:09 PM EDT
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and this is how that building burnt to the ground.

good.





 
Link Posted: 3/25/2013 4:57:08 PM EDT
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hotdog--->hallway
Link Posted: 3/25/2013 5:00:28 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/25/2013 5:03:06 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/25/2013 6:02:50 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/25/2013 6:12:49 PM EDT
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Quoted:


Is that a real poncho?  I mean, is that a Mexican poncho or is that a Sears poncho?


(heheheh, I get it)

Link Posted: 3/25/2013 6:46:17 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/25/2013 6:56:33 PM EDT
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Hardcore Tambourine Player




Link Posted: 3/25/2013 7:10:50 PM EDT
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Good boy
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