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Posted: 3/18/2013 11:21:04 AM EDT
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Wish I could cover a pick like this!
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Posted: 3/18/2013 11:30:08 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/18/2013 2:39:14 PM EDT
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It's rare I have a good idea someone else hasn't already beat me on. 
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Posted: 3/18/2013 3:02:01 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/18/2013 3:30:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/18/2013 3:33:20 PM EDT
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[url=obama_as_carter.jpg Jesus Christ give a warning before you post shit like that! |
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Posted: 3/18/2013 3:57:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/18/2013 3:58:47 PM EDT
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Somebody really needs to photoshop this guy waterskiing...
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Posted: 3/18/2013 4:11:44 PM EDT
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[url=obama_as_carter.jpg Jesus Christ give a warning before you post shit like that! Nose picking or Obamacarter? |
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Posted: 3/18/2013 4:21:13 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/18/2013 4:38:22 PM EDT
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When you see it... 
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Posted: 3/18/2013 4:47:31 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/18/2013 5:06:47 PM EDT
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Aimless?
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Posted: 3/18/2013 6:40:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/18/2013 6:46:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/18/2013 7:01:16 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/18/2013 7:48:40 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/18/2013 8:02:53 PM EDT
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Oh man, the poem was hilarious. "Accosted Amidst a stroll, under moonlight With a vagrant fellow, I sought out a fight My sharp tongue lashed out and I feigned courage But the transient was not subdued by my verbiage Flashlight in hand; my foot traffic impeded I made threats of police, until he receded Once safely at home, snug in my dwelling I made haste to Arfcom; a grand story for telling Therein lied my greatest mistake A den of delinquents where great jest was made Eloquence was taunted and there was much fooling No revere nor respect for my private schooling So listen new posters, lest you end up as I If a beggar seeks money, you must pass him by Keep your mouth closed and lock it down tight And you need fear not, an accosting at night And remember though painful is the shank of a bum Nothing hurts worse than the internet's fun" ~Stantonizm
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Posted: 3/18/2013 8:05:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/18/2013 8:05:13 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/18/2013 8:06:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/18/2013 8:22:47 PM EDT
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Oh man, the poem was hilarious. "Accosted Amidst a stroll, under moonlight With a vagrant fellow, I sought out a fight My sharp tongue lashed out and I feigned courage But the transient was not subdued by my verbiage Flashlight in hand; my foot traffic impeded I made threats of police, until he receded Once safely at home, snug in my dwelling I made haste to Arfcom; a grand story for telling Therein lied my greatest mistake A den of delinquents where great jest was made Eloquence was taunted and there was much fooling No revere nor respect for my private schooling So listen new posters, lest you end up as I If a beggar seeks money, you must pass him by Keep your mouth closed and lock it down tight And you need fear not, an accosting at night And remember though painful is the shank of a bum Nothing hurts worse than the internet's fun" ~Stantonizm That thread was sooo close to becoming legendary. |
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Posted: 3/18/2013 8:26:02 PM EDT
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Oh man, the poem was hilarious. "Accosted Amidst a stroll, under moonlight With a vagrant fellow, I sought out a fight My sharp tongue lashed out and I feigned courage But the transient was not subdued by my verbiage Flashlight in hand; my foot traffic impeded I made threats of police, until he receded Once safely at home, snug in my dwelling I made haste to Arfcom; a grand story for telling Therein lied my greatest mistake A den of delinquents where great jest was made Eloquence was taunted and there was much fooling No revere nor respect for my private schooling So listen new posters, lest you end up as I If a beggar seeks money, you must pass him by Keep your mouth closed and lock it down tight And you need fear not, an accosting at night And remember though painful is the shank of a bum Nothing hurts worse than the internet's fun" ~Stantonizm That thread was sooo close to becoming legendary. Link please. |
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Posted: 3/18/2013 8:31:51 PM EDT
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Oh man, the poem was hilarious. "Accosted Amidst a stroll, under moonlight With a vagrant fellow, I sought out a fight My sharp tongue lashed out and I feigned courage But the transient was not subdued by my verbiage Flashlight in hand; my foot traffic impeded I made threats of police, until he receded Once safely at home, snug in my dwelling I made haste to Arfcom; a grand story for telling Therein lied my greatest mistake A den of delinquents where great jest was made Eloquence was taunted and there was much fooling No revere nor respect for my private schooling So listen new posters, lest you end up as I If a beggar seeks money, you must pass him by Keep your mouth closed and lock it down tight And you need fear not, an accosting at night And remember though painful is the shank of a bum Nothing hurts worse than the internet's fun" ~Stantonizm That thread was sooo close to becoming legendary. Link please. Top of your quote tree. |
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Posted: 3/18/2013 9:08:07 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Oh man, the poem was hilarious. "Accosted Amidst a stroll, under moonlight With a vagrant fellow, I sought out a fight My sharp tongue lashed out and I feigned courage But the transient was not subdued by my verbiage Flashlight in hand; my foot traffic impeded I made threats of police, until he receded Once safely at home, snug in my dwelling I made haste to Arfcom; a grand story for telling Therein lied my greatest mistake A den of delinquents where great jest was made Eloquence was taunted and there was much fooling No revere nor respect for my private schooling So listen new posters, lest you end up as I If a beggar seeks money, you must pass him by Keep your mouth closed and lock it down tight And you need fear not, an accosting at night And remember though painful is the shank of a bum Nothing hurts worse than the internet's fun" ~Stantonizm That thread was sooo close to becoming legendary. Link please. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facepalm |
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Posted: 3/18/2013 9:25:36 PM EDT
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Oh man, the poem was hilarious. "Accosted Amidst a stroll, under moonlight With a vagrant fellow, I sought out a fight My sharp tongue lashed out and I feigned courage But the transient was not subdued by my verbiage Flashlight in hand; my foot traffic impeded I made threats of police, until he receded Once safely at home, snug in my dwelling I made haste to Arfcom; a grand story for telling Therein lied my greatest mistake A den of delinquents where great jest was made Eloquence was taunted and there was much fooling No revere nor respect for my private schooling So listen new posters, lest you end up as I If a beggar seeks money, you must pass him by Keep your mouth closed and lock it down tight And you need fear not, an accosting at night And remember though painful is the shank of a bum Nothing hurts worse than the internet's fun" ~Stantonizm That thread was sooo close to becoming legendary. Link please. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facepalm I earned that one. 
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Posted: 3/18/2013 9:52:42 PM EDT
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would be funny if it wasn't a terrible shop. |
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Posted: 3/18/2013 11:19:07 PM EDT
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Quoted: would be funny if it wasn't a terrible shop. Yeah, I noticed a couple of things, like the shadows from the vehicles, not to mention the relative proportions (a mighty tiny car!), but I still chuckled. Pic thread: |
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Posted: 3/18/2013 11:25:15 PM EDT
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No idea why, but I lost it on that one. probably because i suck at cooking.
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Posted: 3/18/2013 11:28:12 PM EDT
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Rusted_Ace's kitchen? |
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Posted: 3/18/2013 11:41:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/19/2013 12:02:56 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/19/2013 12:25:40 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/19/2013 12:26:02 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/19/2013 12:26:52 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/19/2013 12:36:36 AM EDT
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Accurate down to the AKs 
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Posted: 3/19/2013 12:41:30 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/19/2013 12:43:21 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/19/2013 12:54:49 AM EDT
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Only if we strap rocket engines to the bird. |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 1:03:03 AM EDT
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Somebody really needs to photoshop this guy waterskiing... http://i49.tinypic.com/6islc1.jpg Done. 
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Posted: 3/19/2013 1:22:40 AM EDT
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https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7133414144/h2C54F665/ LOL Reminds me of a story by my younger brother (call him Dick): He'd just turned 21 and was out partying at all the bars in Big Sur, CA. His best friend (call him Harry) (who'd driven up from Los Angeles) arrived 20 minutes after he and his friends left, and spent the night trying to catch up. Failing to find brother, he finally drug his drunken ass back to the cabin Dick was staying in. Along about 10:00 AM, one of the ranch hands decides to serenade Dick with a chainsaw serenade, singing "Happy Birthday To You" FRooom, Froom, "Happy Birthday To You" FRooom, Froom, gunning the chainsaw after each line. Problem is, Dick hadn't gotten home yet. Harry was confronted by a very hairy, bearded, rather Charles Manson-esque (to his cityboy eyes) stranger, bearing a running chain saw. Hilarity ensued, as no one there was a gun owner. We used to tell ghost stories at cubscout campouts when i was a kid. One weekend we got rained out and everybody came back to camp out in our barn rather than be miserable, so the campfire was in our back yard. Anyway, Dad had just gotten done telling the story of the Creeping Kraaken, a tentacle monster that devoured one hiker at a time, snatching them up from the trees by slipping a tentacle around their necks at which point they'd silently disappear.......and my buddy Chris was sitting there with eyes like saucers........when our barn cat Jaws walked silently by him and trailed his tail across the back of the boy's neck. Who knew an 8yo could manage a 6 foot vertical leap?
Chris never did forgive Jaws for that one Every time he came over he'd glare at the cat the whole time. My older brother could spin the wildest yarn and make the younger scouts believe every word. On a week-long campout he told the troop of the Barefoot Maniac. Not a sound was heard the rest of the night. No firewood was to be found, which was no loss because we couldn't find the hatchet, either. |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 1:27:48 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/19/2013 1:28:52 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/19/2013 1:39:59 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/19/2013 1:53:19 AM EDT
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Turn-about is fair play. Besides, he's due.... |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 2:47:20 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/19/2013 3:58:12 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/19/2013 6:00:27 AM EDT
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If Harry Potter was American....
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Posted: 3/19/2013 9:16:11 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: As a person who has been ensnared in constantina wire on several occasions, this photo makes me lol every time.  For those of you have that have never done combat patrols, here is an every day chat over the comm Patrol Leader - "Hey tail end charlie, close the wire." TEC - Roger...... (30 seconds later) TEC - Patrol Leader this is TEC, can you hold up the patrol real quick. I seem to have encircled myself in concertina wire and am presently cutting the shit out of myself" PL - Ughhh. Hurry it up TEC. I dont want to be standing here all day. 5 minutes later TEC - Patrol Leader this is TEC, I have managed to free myself of the concertina wire, and I am now naked outside of the wire" LOL Soooo true. |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 9:25:35 AM EDT
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As a person who has been ensnared in constantina wire on several occasions, this photo makes me lol every time. For those of you have that have never done combat patrols, here is an every day chat over the comm Patrol Leader - "Hey tail end charlie, close the wire." TEC - Roger...... (30 seconds later) TEC - Patrol Leader this is TEC, can you hold up the patrol real quick. I seem to have encircled myself in concertina wire and am presently cutting the shit out of myself" PL - Ughhh. Hurry it up TEC. I dont want to be standing here all day. 5 minutes later TEC - Patrol Leader this is TEC, I have managed to free myself of the concertina wire, and I am now naked outside of the wire" LOL Soooo true. |
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