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Posted: 3/4/2013 9:12:57 PM EDT
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Hey, hold mah beer, and, uh, no, wait, Ah kin hold it mahself!
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7093374976/hCFB57408/ What's her number? 
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Posted: 3/4/2013 9:13:35 PM EDT
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https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/733860_515031215202547_1650785492_n.jpg Some one needs a sign that says "my neighbors have no guns, rob them" |
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Posted: 3/4/2013 9:13:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/4/2013 9:18:21 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/4/2013 9:18:52 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/4/2013 9:21:49 PM EDT
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Take a half day, my ass!, you added a hundred pages since I started on this shit, probably read this in April. Less words, more funnies! Carry on, back to page 489 ...this from the guy who posts only words with no pics or funny. Critic failure. Your Christmas present just showed up: 
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Posted: 3/4/2013 9:26:04 PM EDT
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https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/733860_515031215202547_1650785492_n.jpg Use it for target practice and put it in your rear window. |
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Posted: 3/4/2013 9:40:04 PM EDT
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https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/733860_515031215202547_1650785492_n.jpg Use it for target practice and put it in your rear window. 2nd this... 
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Posted: 3/4/2013 9:42:52 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/733860_515031215202547_1650785492_n.jpg Use it for target practice and put it in your rear window. 2nd this... And add a security camera watching your parking spot so you can put a face to the name! |
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Posted: 3/4/2013 9:43:40 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/4/2013 9:45:13 PM EDT
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Could have something to do with why Japan is now the worldwide capitol of weird...
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Posted: 3/4/2013 9:45:56 PM EDT
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Could have something to do with why Japan is now the worldwide capitol of weird... "To much, or not enough?" |
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Posted: 3/4/2013 10:16:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/4/2013 10:19:19 PM EDT
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https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/733860_515031215202547_1650785492_n.jpg Tell him that you're concerned about your children being exposed to limp-wristed pussies and ask him to kindly stay out of your yard. |
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Posted: 3/4/2013 10:20:13 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/4/2013 10:25:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/4/2013 10:30:26 PM EDT
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In fairness, she help Han Solo rescue Alderan diplomat Princess Leia. |
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Posted: 3/4/2013 11:28:02 PM EDT
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I snorted so hard I think I hurt myself. |
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Posted: 3/5/2013 12:23:32 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/5/2013 12:26:08 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/5/2013 1:18:49 AM EDT
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Reminds me of my nephew. When he was about three years old my sister in law would, apparently give him packets of sugar. One night we were having pizza. I opened a packet of red pepper to put on my pizza. He saw the packet, figured it was sugar, and started whining when I told him "No". I finally got tired of listening to him, so I opened a packet and gave it to him. He got the strangest look on his face. Didn't cry. He put the packet down, walked away, and never asked me for anything again. That was almost 25 years ago. |
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Posted: 3/5/2013 1:27:50 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/5/2013 1:55:13 AM EDT
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Reminds me of my nephew. When he was about three years old my sister in law would, apparently give him packets of sugar. One night we were having pizza. I opened a packet of red pepper to put on my pizza. He saw the packet, figured it was sugar, and started whining when I told him "No". I finally got tired of listening to him, so I opened a packet and gave it to him. He got the strangest look on his face. Didn't cry. He put the packet down, walked away, and never asked me for anything again. That was almost 25 years ago. I did something similar at that age. I still hate spicy food. |
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Posted: 3/5/2013 2:11:02 AM EDT
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Reminds me of my nephew. When he was about three years old my sister in law would, apparently give him packets of sugar. One night we were having pizza. I opened a packet of red pepper to put on my pizza. He saw the packet, figured it was sugar, and started whining when I told him "No". I finally got tired of listening to him, so I opened a packet and gave it to him. He got the strangest look on his face. Didn't cry. He put the packet down, walked away, and never asked me for anything again. That was almost 25 years ago. Reminds me of the time I saw my mother cooking, and asked her if I could have a spoonful of the white powder stuff she was cooking with. Only I didn't comprehend the difference between powered sugar and flour until she relented and gave me a spoonful. |
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Posted: 3/5/2013 3:04:19 AM EDT
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Fake. I see no stain on her dress. |
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Posted: 3/5/2013 3:14:40 AM EDT
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https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/733860_515031215202547_1650785492_n.jpg Use it for target practice and put it in your rear window. 2nd this... And add a security camera watching your parking spot so you can put a face to the name! ...and then post a sign in their front yard sayin, "No Guns Here! GunFree Zone!" |
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Posted: 3/5/2013 3:16:40 AM EDT
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In fairness, she help Han Solo rescue Alderan diplomat Princess Leia.
But Han was braver than she thought. |
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Posted: 3/5/2013 3:19:32 AM EDT
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Reminds me of my nephew. When he was about three years old my sister in law would, apparently give him packets of sugar. One night we were having pizza. I opened a packet of red pepper to put on my pizza. He saw the packet, figured it was sugar, and started whining when I told him "No". I finally got tired of listening to him, so I opened a packet and gave it to him. He got the strangest look on his face. Didn't cry. He put the packet down, walked away, and never asked me for anything again. That was almost 25 years ago. LOL Learned not to trust anyone over 25 that day! Back in the day when my brother and SIL had chilluns, she made some kind of hot dish, put too much chili pepper in it or something. Their youngest daughter, a toddler, took a bite of it, her face screwed up and she cried a little bit... then took another bite, repeated the anguish part... funnier than hell! |
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Posted: 3/5/2013 8:33:37 AM EDT
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My 21 month old LOVES Sriracha. It's the damnedest thing. ETA: I don't let her do that, though. She just likes to dip her food in it.
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Posted: 3/5/2013 8:45:39 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/5/2013 10:04:53 AM EDT
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Reminds me of my nephew. When he was about three years old my sister in law would, apparently give him packets of sugar. One night we were having pizza. I opened a packet of red pepper to put on my pizza. He saw the packet, figured it was sugar, and started whining when I told him "No". I finally got tired of listening to him, so I opened a packet and gave it to him. He got the strangest look on his face. Didn't cry. He put the packet down, walked away, and never asked me for anything again. That was almost 25 years ago. LOL Learned not to trust anyone over 25 that day! Back in the day when my brother and SIL had chilluns, she made some kind of hot dish, put too much chili pepper in it or something. Their youngest daughter, a toddler, took a bite of it, her face screwed up and she cried a little bit... then took another bite, repeated the anguish part... funnier than hell! Wife and I were eating some sushi, and after finishing put the plate on the counter. My son (2) comes up to the counter and grabs about a tbs or so of wasabi right off of the plate and eats it. About 3 seconds later he's just walking around with his mouth open and this look of absolute "WTF" on his face. It was all I could do to not double over in laughter and get him some milk to help with the heat. |
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Posted: 3/5/2013 10:09:30 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Reminds me of my nephew. When he was about three years old my sister in law would, apparently give him packets of sugar. One night we were having pizza. I opened a packet of red pepper to put on my pizza. He saw the packet, figured it was sugar, and started whining when I told him "No". I finally got tired of listening to him, so I opened a packet and gave it to him. He got the strangest look on his face. Didn't cry. He put the packet down, walked away, and never asked me for anything again. That was almost 25 years ago. LOL Learned not to trust anyone over 25 that day! Back in the day when my brother and SIL had chilluns, she made some kind of hot dish, put too much chili pepper in it or something. Their youngest daughter, a toddler, took a bite of it, her face screwed up and she cried a little bit... then took another bite, repeated the anguish part... funnier than hell! Wife and I were eating some sushi, and after finishing put the plate on the counter. My son (2) comes up to the counter and grabs about a tbs or so of wasabi right off of the plate and eats it. About 3 seconds later he's just walking around with his mouth open and this look of absolute "WTF" on his face. It was all I could do to not double over in laughter and get him some milk to help with the heat. My wife made some spicy noodles to eat. Being Korean she likes the spicy food. Well my oldest wanted some "spaghetti" so after pestering my wife repeatedly she finally gets some. And likes it. I was blown away. She sat there and ate and ate the spicy noodles like it was nothing. 2 and a half years old. When I tried the broth it almost made me cry it was so hot. |
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Posted: 3/5/2013 10:21:18 AM EDT
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https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/733860_515031215202547_1650785492_n.jpg I hope its not real That could easily happen here in Inside-the DC Beltway, Maryland. |
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Posted: 3/5/2013 10:32:17 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/5/2013 10:48:29 AM EDT
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https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/733860_515031215202547_1650785492_n.jpg I hope its not real That could easily happen here in Inside-the DC Beltway, Maryland. No it couldn't - they ran all of the Christians out years ago. |
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Posted: 3/5/2013 11:08:15 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/5/2013 11:13:49 AM EDT
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Reminds me of my nephew. When he was about three years old my sister in law would, apparently give him packets of sugar. One night we were having pizza. I opened a packet of red pepper to put on my pizza. He saw the packet, figured it was sugar, and started whining when I told him "No". I finally got tired of listening to him, so I opened a packet and gave it to him. He got the strangest look on his face. Didn't cry. He put the packet down, walked away, and never asked me for anything again. That was almost 25 years ago. LOL Learned not to trust anyone over 25 that day! Back in the day when my brother and SIL had chilluns, she made some kind of hot dish, put too much chili pepper in it or something. Their youngest daughter, a toddler, took a bite of it, her face screwed up and she cried a little bit... then took another bite, repeated the anguish part... funnier than hell! Wife and I were eating some sushi, and after finishing put the plate on the counter. My son (2) comes up to the counter and grabs about a tbs or so of wasabi right off of the plate and eats it. About 3 seconds later he's just walking around with his mouth open and this look of absolute "WTF" on his face. It was all I could do to not double over in laughter and get him some milk to help with the heat. While on a date, we purchased some sushi from a local grocery store. Date sees the wasabi and comments, "Guacamole? When did they start putting guacamole in with Sushi? I LOVE guacamole! Can I have it all?" Me, "Wait, that isn....Oh, of course you can babe! I don't mind sharing. Take all you'd like..." Her, <Chomps the entire glob> Me: <troll face pic> TRG |
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Posted: 3/5/2013 11:46:06 AM EDT
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So bad that they're good. |
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Posted: 3/5/2013 11:48:36 AM EDT
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Reminds me of my nephew. When he was about three years old my sister in law would, apparently give him packets of sugar. One night we were having pizza. I opened a packet of red pepper to put on my pizza. He saw the packet, figured it was sugar, and started whining when I told him "No". I finally got tired of listening to him, so I opened a packet and gave it to him. He got the strangest look on his face. Didn't cry. He put the packet down, walked away, and never asked me for anything again. That was almost 25 years ago. Reminds me of the time I saw my mother cooking, and asked her if I could have a spoonful of the white powder stuff she was cooking with. Only I didn't comprehend the difference between powered sugar and flour until she relented and gave me a spoonful. I remember being 7 or 8 and finding a shaker of Popcorn Seasoning at my Grandmas house. I remember thinking "this is going to be awesome" while opening it up and dumping a nice pile in my hand. The next 10 minutes or so was unpleasant. |
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Posted: 3/5/2013 11:51:57 AM EDT
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<CoC #4>
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Posted: 3/5/2013 11:53:43 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/5/2013 11:55:16 AM EDT
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Never drinking water again. 
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Posted: 3/5/2013 11:57:57 AM EDT
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Reminds me of my nephew. When he was about three years old my sister in law would, apparently give him packets of sugar. One night we were having pizza. I opened a packet of red pepper to put on my pizza. He saw the packet, figured it was sugar, and started whining when I told him "No". I finally got tired of listening to him, so I opened a packet and gave it to him. He got the strangest look on his face. Didn't cry. He put the packet down, walked away, and never asked me for anything again. That was almost 25 years ago. I did something similar at that age. I still hate spicy food. I did that too - thought the red pepper flakes were bacon bits. Last time I made that mistake. |
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Posted: 3/5/2013 11:59:14 AM EDT
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May wanna pull that. |
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Posted: 3/5/2013 12:01:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/5/2013 12:03:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/5/2013 12:13:16 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/5/2013 12:19:37 PM EDT
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Chinese Hospital translation fail
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Posted: 3/5/2013 12:24:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/5/2013 12:24:40 PM EDT
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