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Link Posted: 2/21/2013 7:43:06 PM EDT
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It was at that moment that Pierre realized that he had no chance of winning the break dance championship...
Link Posted: 2/21/2013 8:35:14 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/21/2013 9:34:24 PM EDT
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This thread needs more FLORIDA MAN!





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Link Posted: 2/21/2013 11:13:18 PM EDT
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This thread needs more FLORIDA MAN!


https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7058783488/h0B2DF6CF/


That is hilarious!
Link Posted: 2/21/2013 11:28:05 PM EDT
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I have known met people who were tenured professors of ice cream, and I personally know a tenure professor of turf (at major universities).



Supposedly there's a professorship of wine at Cornell.  That would be awesome.  "Hey everyone, I'm off to France to do some research for a few months"  




My Dad taught Turf Management, although he was a professor in the Plant and Soils department.



I also took wines at Cornell, and the professor was very good at his job, which was definitely a sweet gig.  He had visited essentially every major wine region in the world.  It was actually one of the more useful classes I took...


2 of the people in my department are doing their thesis work on optimizing site selection criteria for vineyards.  let's hear it for liquid geography!

 



oh, and since i've been freeloading...






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I lost so bad on the first one
Link Posted: 2/22/2013 12:38:49 AM EDT
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You had one job...















Link Posted: 2/22/2013 3:01:13 AM EDT
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...starring OnlineAllTheTime!
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Of course. Just like New Mexico and Mexico.




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Contents may settle during shipping.
Link Posted: 2/22/2013 8:25:13 AM EDT
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Sometimes they escape and Amazon can't be held responsible for that. I mean, they have claws and shit.
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...starring OnlineAllTheTime!



What I was thinking too





 
Link Posted: 2/22/2013 9:20:09 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/22/2013 10:04:34 AM EDT
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...starring OnlineAllTheTime!


Nah.  Her tits are bigger.  





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...starring OnlineAllTheTime!




Nah.  Her tits are bigger.  
Pics or





 
Link Posted: 2/22/2013 11:08:59 AM EDT
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<a href="http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/96/owned1786.jpg/" target="_blank">http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2981/owned1786.jpg</a>

<a href="http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/132/thisguy6560.jpg/" target="_blank">http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/572/thisguy6560.jpg</a>



Strange how the "All new Focus" has unmatched tires.
Link Posted: 2/22/2013 11:42:34 AM EDT
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<a href="http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/96/owned1786.jpg/" target="_blank">http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2981/owned1786.jpg</a>

<a href="http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/132/thisguy6560.jpg/" target="_blank">http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/572/thisguy6560.jpg</a>



Strange how the "All new Focus" has unmatched tires.


It's a demo stunt car, they destroy wheels and tires all the time.
Link Posted: 2/22/2013 11:58:00 AM EDT
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Um... don't be so sure. Some of us might have similar stories to tell.
Link Posted: 2/22/2013 12:43:24 PM EDT
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ummm, no Spiders don't give birth. They lay eggs. Fake.
Link Posted: 2/22/2013 1:02:35 PM EDT
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ummm, no Spiders don't give birth. They lay eggs. Fake.


the babies ride on the mothers back for a while though... thats what was going on. not fake.
Link Posted: 2/22/2013 1:06:43 PM EDT
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Add this to the list of crazy shit women do.

/edit: can't seem to in-bed it for some reason. Here's the Link.
Link Posted: 2/22/2013 1:09:02 PM EDT
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Add this to the list of crazy shit women do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdVuSvZOqXM



Link Posted: 2/22/2013 1:15:15 PM EDT
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Lost

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Link Posted: 2/22/2013 2:02:26 PM EDT
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Fuck your little "razor."






 
Link Posted: 2/22/2013 2:09:58 PM EDT
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Dat face at 1:36
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Link Posted: 2/22/2013 2:38:57 PM EDT
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I had made it for many pages with nary a chuckle and then lost it hard.

 
Link Posted: 2/22/2013 2:40:12 PM EDT
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Um... don't be so sure. Some of us might have similar stories to tell.




Really?? Do tell!!!



And, post pics if you got 'em . . .



Pic thread:



Link Posted: 2/22/2013 2:45:11 PM EDT
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Even though this one is from FailBlog, I consider it an Epic Win.





Redneck Deck:









It even lines up at the right height below the door openings!



Trailer Park Genius, nothing less.

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No no, you miss the point.  Volvo designed a car especially for women, with a split headrest to accommodate a pony tail and a bolted down hood because women aren't interested in the engine and weren't going to do their own maintenance.  Locating the parking brake handle in the middle of the seat is just one of the features.

Subaru has a similar option - it mounts a socket on the steering wheel so the car can be steered with a Pelvic Mounted Semi-Anatomical Insertion Device..
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This picture is less impressive when you realize it's a right hand drive car.
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