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Link Posted: 1/31/2013 4:18:57 PM EDT
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Want this for the next concert or sporting event I go to





http://i.imgur.com/aq1ShSE.jpg






Where can I get that?  No, I mean WHERE THE FUCK CAN I GET THAT?  Don't mess with me man.  I NEED to hide these in the diaper bag for the park outing where I have to listen to the liberal filth spewing from the mouths of these CT yuppie women.
sadly, it appears to only be available in certain Eastern European countries





 






You can dress up a little bit and use this:





http://www.geekologie.com/2012/12/13/flasktie-1.jpg


That way you can take the beverage of your own choosing.


Perfect for sporting events












 
Link Posted: 1/31/2013 4:34:11 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/31/2013 4:36:41 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/31/2013 4:42:07 PM EDT
[#4]





Single FOREVER



 
Link Posted: 1/31/2013 5:01:12 PM EDT
[#5]
Meet Sam, the permanently worried cat.



Link Posted: 1/31/2013 5:12:55 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/31/2013 5:18:23 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:


Single FOREVER
 


You should put a black box over Snowleopards license plate. OPSEC.

Link Posted: 1/31/2013 5:27:17 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
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Single FOREVER
 


You should put a black box over Snowleopards license plate. OPSEC.



[snickering]
Link Posted: 1/31/2013 7:58:38 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/31/2013 8:00:44 PM EDT
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If I only had thumbs!

Link Posted: 1/31/2013 9:10:57 PM EDT
[#14]


If my Oakley pilot gloves or motorcycle gloves would cinch down tighter, he could've worn them
Link Posted: 1/31/2013 9:16:19 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/31/2013 9:39:12 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/31/2013 9:39:31 PM EDT
[#19]






The only thing more awesome would be . . .



BOXING gloves!



Link Posted: 1/31/2013 9:49:46 PM EDT
[#20]





So we can finally have beer flavored tits ....... That's it science has hit its pinnacle , there is no more it can offer man to top this .









 
Link Posted: 1/31/2013 9:52:16 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/31/2013 9:54:43 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
The only thing more awesome would be . . .

BOXING gloves!



Closest I got

Being a boxer is tiring...



Link Posted: 1/31/2013 10:09:30 PM EDT
[#23]
(from a thread about my garden and home improvements... Here...TRG)


Since they removed the carpet, and we were bored, it was time to leave a note for future generations...permanent markers, and a taste of whiskey.










We also held Eugene and Mikhail down and outlined them as well.

I am sure it will amuse someone, sometime, and it will lead to some discussion about mental health, lol.


TRG
Link Posted: 1/31/2013 10:12:33 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/31/2013 10:14:10 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
(from a thread about my garden and home improvements... Here...TRG)


Since they removed the carpet, and we were bored, it was time to leave a note for future generations...permanent markers, and a taste of whiskey.


http://i671.photobucket.com/albums/vv71/TheRedGoat/20130131_201435_zpscaaba240.jpg

http://i671.photobucket.com/albums/vv71/TheRedGoat/20130131_201551_zpsa6acd553.jpg

http://i671.photobucket.com/albums/vv71/TheRedGoat/20130131_201558_zpsadb8b110.jpg

http://i671.photobucket.com/albums/vv71/TheRedGoat/20130131_201606_zpsfccfb920.jpg

We also held Eugene and Mikhail down and outlined them as well.

I am sure it will amuse someone, sometime, and it will lead to some discussion about mental health, lol.


TRG


Should have done several overlapping chalk-white outlines with some dark red paint...
Link Posted: 1/31/2013 10:17:56 PM EDT
[#26]











Yeah, I said WTF too.
Link Posted: 1/31/2013 10:18:32 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Quoted:
(from a thread about my garden and home improvements... Here...TRG)


Since they removed the carpet, and we were bored, it was time to leave a note for future generations...permanent markers, and a taste of whiskey.


http://i671.photobucket.com/albums/vv71/TheRedGoat/20130131_201435_zpscaaba240.jpg

http://i671.photobucket.com/albums/vv71/TheRedGoat/20130131_201551_zpsa6acd553.jpg

http://i671.photobucket.com/albums/vv71/TheRedGoat/20130131_201558_zpsadb8b110.jpg

http://i671.photobucket.com/albums/vv71/TheRedGoat/20130131_201606_zpsfccfb920.jpg

We also held Eugene and Mikhail down and outlined them as well.

I am sure it will amuse someone, sometime, and it will lead to some discussion about mental health, lol.


TRG


Should have done several overlapping chalk-white outlines with some dark red paint...


And do one of a kangaroo, just to make them go
Link Posted: 1/31/2013 10:51:15 PM EDT
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the "taps" are in the wrong spot....
Link Posted: 1/31/2013 10:54:29 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:


Single FOREVER
 


Or maybe, those are tally marks - like they did on WWII fighters.  Look at all the dents on that car.
Link Posted: 1/31/2013 10:55:52 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/31/2013 11:51:03 PM EDT
[#31]



Quoted:


Want this for the next concert or sporting event I go to



http://i.imgur.com/aq1ShSE.jpg


I drank a lot of soju from little boxes like that in Korea.



 
Link Posted: 1/31/2013 11:54:53 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Want this for the next concert or sporting event I go to

http://i.imgur.com/aq1ShSE.jpg

I drank a lot of soju from little boxes like that in Korea.
 


My kid brother, kidlightning showed me 'shot packs' of vodka in sugar packet sized pouches.  Apparently they are easy to obtain....and conceal.

TRG
Link Posted: 1/31/2013 11:59:44 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/1/2013 12:00:45 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/1/2013 12:03:13 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/1/2013 12:06:42 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/1/2013 12:09:15 AM EDT
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Time for some bloodninja.








Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.

Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.

Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.

Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.

Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.

Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.

Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.

Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.

Sarah19fca: you like that?

Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.

Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?

Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.

Sarah19fca: Peanuts?

Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.

Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?

Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.

Sarah19fca: This is stupid.

Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.

Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?

Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.

Sarah19fca: /ignore

Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.

Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.


Link Posted: 2/1/2013 12:32:54 AM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:


So we can finally have beer flavored tits ....... That's it science has hit its pinnacle , there is no more it can offer man to top this .



 


Link Posted: 2/1/2013 12:41:35 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/1/2013 4:36:20 AM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
Time for some bloodninja.



Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Sarah19fca: you like that?
Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca: /ignore
Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.








Lost.
Link Posted: 2/1/2013 4:45:36 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/1/2013 5:15:24 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/1/2013 5:29:41 AM EDT
[#48]

 
Link Posted: 2/1/2013 6:25:02 AM EDT
[#49]
Katy Perry goes crowd surfing

Link Posted: 2/1/2013 6:49:51 AM EDT
[#50]




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Katy Perry goes crowd surfing



http://i.minus.com/iorRmzIyx15Jj.gif




Good God I wish I was in THAT crowd...
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