Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
BCM
User Panel

Site Notices
Page / 1252
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:11:44 PM EDT
[#1]
In on 46
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:13:53 PM EDT
[#2]

Weak sauce



10 pounds of bacon.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 7:42:05 AM EDT
[#3]


Link Posted: 3/15/2011 7:52:08 AM EDT
[#4]


Reminds me of one of my favorite Simpsons bits.

(Going from memory here)

Lisa just told Homer the truth about Bart's trip to the "Grammar Rodeo", and he needs to order something large enough for them to deliver as couriers.  He picks up the phone to order a replacement of the safety console he works at:

Homer: "Yes, hello?  This is Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.  I need to order a replacement... uh..." (looks at placard on safety console) "T-437 Safety Command Console, please."
Operator: (Over phone) "Uh, Springfield, I'm showing that your T-437 is still online and fully operational..."

(Homer begins to pour Buzz Cola all over the T-437, shorting everything out)

Operator: "...I suggest that you, uh, oh no!  No!  OH MY GOD!  NO!  Dear God in heaven!!  How can you be operating without an active T-437 Safety Command Console, Springfield!!?  We'll get it shipped out right away!!"

_MaH
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 8:34:49 AM EDT
[#5]




to soon man    to soon
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 10:20:57 AM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:




to soon man    to soon


I rost.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 12:48:44 PM EDT
[#7]
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 1:06:11 PM EDT
[#8]


I remember when the guy who did that actually posted the video of what happened, I think it was over on THR.org, and a lot of people didn't even catch what the muzzle blast did to his tail light on the first pass, they just thought he was showing off that he had a .50 BMG rifle.

Then there was lots of armchair commando-ing that he was "unsafe" etc.


Link Posted: 3/15/2011 2:27:10 PM EDT
[#9]
This thread needs more Karate Kyle








Link Posted: 3/15/2011 9:33:40 PM EDT
[#10]


OUCH! Too soon, man! Too soon!
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 11:07:26 PM EDT
[#11]
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 11:53:12 PM EDT
[#12]
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 1:29:41 AM EDT
[#13]
delete, 4chan hot link
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 1:35:03 AM EDT
[#14]
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 1:44:28 AM EDT
[#15]
n/m
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 8:54:32 AM EDT
[#16]





That's absolutely horrible.  You should be ashamed of yourself.



And yes, I rost.



 
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 10:06:37 AM EDT
[#17]


In light of recent events, this post seems sadly prescient.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 1:41:41 PM EDT
[#18]
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 2:24:48 PM EDT
[#19]
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 6:24:05 PM EDT
[#20]
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 6:25:24 PM EDT
[#21]
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 7:37:43 PM EDT
[#22]
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 8:07:49 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
http://i.imgur.com/slrfJ.png



ahahahaha


Eta: sorry the text is so small.


OMG! Yaaaaay!
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 8:09:44 PM EDT
[#24]
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 10:17:50 PM EDT
[#25]


First time I missed it. The more I watch it the more I LOL.
Link Posted: 3/17/2011 10:58:09 AM EDT
[#26]


Code image for "we won't turn you in for the crazy porn we find on your computer"
Link Posted: 3/17/2011 11:01:27 AM EDT
[#27]


Rost...... Right Click, save as....

Thanks
Link Posted: 3/17/2011 12:23:37 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:


Code image for "we won't turn you in for the crazy porn we find on your computer"


Sadly, I thought the same thing. A 'safe' shop.
Link Posted: 3/17/2011 12:49:53 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
<a href="http://img847.imageshack.us/i/wond1.jpg/" target="_blank">http://img847.imageshack.us/img847/5791/wond1.jpg</a>


Lost. Check out the idiotic/race card comments on that lamebook entry.
Link left cold: http://www.lamebook.com/wonderful-wins-3/#comments
Link Posted: 3/17/2011 12:50:17 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Quoted:


Code image for "we won't turn you in for the crazy porn we find on your computer"


Sadly, I thought the same thing. A 'safe' shop.


Or a sting operation like that website that offered to take you to Canada for underage sex.
Link Posted: 3/17/2011 3:52:11 PM EDT
[#31]





Link Posted: 3/17/2011 4:03:04 PM EDT
[#32]


Link Posted: 3/17/2011 4:11:39 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:


Not funny, but that chick was amazing.
 


I never heard of Kenny Powers before, but that chick was indeed amazing.
Link Posted: 3/17/2011 4:27:53 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:


Code image for "we won't turn you in for the crazy porn we find on your computer"


Sadly, I thought the same thing. A 'safe' shop.


Or a sting operation like that website that offered to take you to Canada for underage sex.


It gets better, it is owned my a registered sex offender (diddled a little girl under 12) and he says he didn't know it was pedo bear.
http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=1163101
Link Posted: 3/17/2011 5:28:45 PM EDT
[#35]
Ouch. So much for hoping.
Link Posted: 3/17/2011 6:09:11 PM EDT
[#36]


Link Posted: 3/17/2011 6:52:29 PM EDT
[#37]


The one on the right failed the most.  He failed to look straight.

Link Posted: 3/17/2011 7:47:59 PM EDT
[#38]





What do you mean fail, that dude gets to ride in his blinged out whip 24/7, I mean look at them gold rims...........in my book, that is full-on win



 
Link Posted: 3/17/2011 8:01:41 PM EDT
[#39]
Link Posted: 3/17/2011 8:22:34 PM EDT
[#40]

Link Posted: 3/17/2011 8:30:35 PM EDT
[#41]
Link Posted: 3/17/2011 8:41:54 PM EDT
[#42]
Link Posted: 3/17/2011 8:59:04 PM EDT
[#43]
Link Posted: 3/17/2011 9:38:13 PM EDT
[#44]


You do realize this is a laugh you lose thread, right?
Link Posted: 3/17/2011 11:17:37 PM EDT
[#45]


 when i was a teenager, we didnt stand in a line and jump in the air like a bunch of faggets for a picture.

how times have changed...
Link Posted: 3/17/2011 11:52:19 PM EDT
[#46]

Link Posted: 3/18/2011 9:32:57 AM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:


 when i was a teenager, we didnt stand in a line and jump in the air like a bunch of faggets for a picture.

how times have changed...


No shit. I was trying to figure out if 'Fail' was directed towards the guy in the wheelchair or everybody in the air.
Link Posted: 3/18/2011 2:05:47 PM EDT
[#48]



Quoted:







 when i was a teenager, we didnt stand in a line and jump in the air like a bunch of faggets for a picture.



how times have changed...


Hurrrr! Cuz only 'em faggets (sic) jump in the air, right Billy-Jethro?



Billy-Jethro?



BILLY-JETHRO GIT OFF'N THAT DURN TRAMPERLINE!!!!
 
Link Posted: 3/18/2011 3:16:36 PM EDT
[#49]



Quoted:



Quoted:






 when i was a teenager, we didnt stand in a line and jump in the air like a bunch of faggets for a picture.



how times have changed...




No shit. I was trying to figure out if 'Fail' was directed towards the guy in the wheelchair or everybody in the air.



No, the fail is the guy in the brown shirt.





 
Link Posted: 3/18/2011 4:01:51 PM EDT
[#50]




Quoted:







I don't get it....





The last card would have to be a king for the straight, wut's going on?'






Edit: N/m I see the name, still don't get the poker context.




He has a decent hand. An 8 would cinch the win. Daniel just bet a bunch but it looks like it could be a bluff. I hate decisions like that.



Page / 1252
Close Join Our Mail List to Stay Up To Date! Win a FREE Membership!

Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!

You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.


By signing up you agree to our User Agreement. *Must have a registered ARFCOM account to win.
Top Top