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http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n39/jwkrause/BACON03-2011142.gif bacon this thread needs more of it Weak sauce 10 pounds of bacon. |
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Reminds me of one of my favorite Simpsons bits. (Going from memory here) Lisa just told Homer the truth about Bart's trip to the "Grammar Rodeo", and he needs to order something large enough for them to deliver as couriers. He picks up the phone to order a replacement of the safety console he works at: Homer: "Yes, hello? This is Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. I need to order a replacement... uh..." (looks at placard on safety console) "T-437 Safety Command Console, please." Operator: (Over phone) "Uh, Springfield, I'm showing that your T-437 is still online and fully operational..." (Homer begins to pour Buzz Cola all over the T-437, shorting everything out) Operator: "...I suggest that you, uh, oh no! No! OH MY GOD! NO! Dear God in heaven!! How can you be operating without an active T-437 Safety Command Console, Springfield!!? We'll get it shipped out right away!!" _MaH |
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I remember when the guy who did that actually posted the video of what happened, I think it was over on THR.org, and a lot of people didn't even catch what the muzzle blast did to his tail light on the first pass, they just thought he was showing off that he had a .50 BMG rifle. Then there was lots of armchair commando-ing that he was "unsafe" etc. |
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That's absolutely horrible. You should be ashamed of yourself. And yes, I rost. |
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In light of recent events, this post seems sadly prescient. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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First time I missed it. The more I watch it the more I LOL. |
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Code image for "we won't turn you in for the crazy porn we find on your computer" |
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Rost...... Right Click, save as.... Thanks |
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Code image for "we won't turn you in for the crazy porn we find on your computer" Sadly, I thought the same thing. A 'safe' shop. |
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<a href="http://img847.imageshack.us/i/wond1.jpg/" target="_blank">http://img847.imageshack.us/img847/5791/wond1.jpg</a> Lost. Check out the idiotic/race card comments on that lamebook entry. Link left cold: http://www.lamebook.com/wonderful-wins-3/#comments |
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Code image for "we won't turn you in for the crazy porn we find on your computer" Sadly, I thought the same thing. A 'safe' shop. Or a sting operation like that website that offered to take you to Canada for underage sex. |
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I never heard of Kenny Powers before, but that chick was indeed amazing. |
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Code image for "we won't turn you in for the crazy porn we find on your computer" Sadly, I thought the same thing. A 'safe' shop. Or a sting operation like that website that offered to take you to Canada for underage sex. It gets better, it is owned my a registered sex offender (diddled a little girl under 12) and he says he didn't know it was pedo bear. http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=1163101 |
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The one on the right failed the most. He failed to look straight. |
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What do you mean fail, that dude gets to ride in his blinged out whip 24/7, I mean look at them gold rims...........in my book, that is full-on win |
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http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n39/jwkrause/BACON03-2011142.gif bacon this thread needs more of it Weak sauce http://i549.photobucket.com/albums/ii386/enzia35/IMG_1296.jpg http://i549.photobucket.com/albums/ii386/enzia35/IMG_1300.jpg 10 pounds of bacon. You do realize this is a laugh you lose thread, right? |
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when i was a teenager, we didnt stand in a line and jump in the air like a bunch of faggets for a picture. how times have changed... |
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when i was a teenager, we didnt stand in a line and jump in the air like a bunch of faggets for a picture. how times have changed... No shit. I was trying to figure out if 'Fail' was directed towards the guy in the wheelchair or everybody in the air. |
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Quoted: when i was a teenager, we didnt stand in a line and jump in the air like a bunch of faggets for a picture. how times have changed... Hurrrr! Cuz only 'em faggets (sic) jump in the air, right Billy-Jethro? Billy-Jethro? BILLY-JETHRO GIT OFF'N THAT DURN TRAMPERLINE!!!! |
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Quoted: Quoted: when i was a teenager, we didnt stand in a line and jump in the air like a bunch of faggets for a picture. how times have changed... No shit. I was trying to figure out if 'Fail' was directed towards the guy in the wheelchair or everybody in the air. |
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Quoted: He has a decent hand. An 8 would cinch the win. Daniel just bet a bunch but it looks like it could be a bluff. I hate decisions like that.I don't get it.... The last card would have to be a king for the straight, wut's going on?' Edit: N/m I see the name, still don't get the poker context. |
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