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Posted: 12/21/2012 3:35:03 PM EDT
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Lost 1 - You drew boobs on your sister |
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Posted: 12/21/2012 4:05:55 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/21/2012 4:08:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/21/2012 4:33:14 PM EDT
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Sometimes...I think it would be funny if guns did go off all by themselves. |
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Posted: 12/21/2012 5:06:37 PM EDT
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Kemal Ataturk had an entire menagerie called Abdul. The only spider I have is named Elvira. Thanks for the trivia. I try to make a habit of forgetting my kids' names to make room for stuff like that. My sister had a rose-hair named Ramona. Remind me to tell you a story about her someday. Ramona......not my sister. Ok, but if I get bitched at for taking up posts in this thread I'm blaming you. **snip** Sadly, Ramona was killed a few months later when someone's kid dropped her. We never did get around to skipping through daisies. 
And just so nobody (hopefully) calls for my lynching for typing out all that shit in a funny picture thread: http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m303/emilysmom_02/danilo-guarda-spider-king.jpg I too had a pet tarantula. I named him Fang. Fang and I used to go for long walks in the neighborhood, him perched upon my shoulder. We were inseperable. I had the most curious experience while introducing him to my sister. I walked up to her with Fang in a glass jar and held it out to her. 12" from her face. Boys and girls, can you spell a-r-a-c-h-n-a-p-h-o-b-i-a? I'd never experienced levitation before. Sister was out of her chair and across the room in about .75 seconds, having collided with the ceiling, the piano and C. She sat sobbing at the far end of the living room for a week, cursing my very existence. This was curious, as Sister is usually very sweet and accommodating. http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g169/franksymptoms/Funny%20Stuff%20II/af-tarantula-1.jpg http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g169/franksymptoms/Funny%20Stuff%20II/af-tarantula-2.jpg http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g169/franksymptoms/Funny%20Stuff%20II/af-tarantula-3.jpg Best. Cartoon panels. Ever. |
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Posted: 12/21/2012 5:07:12 PM EDT
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Sometimes...I think it would be funny if guns did go off all by themselves. 
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Posted: 12/21/2012 5:12:50 PM EDT
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Quoted: Sometimes...I think it would be funny if guns did go off all by themselves. Schrodinger's Colt?  |
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Posted: 12/21/2012 5:15:15 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/21/2012 5:18:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/21/2012 5:25:50 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/21/2012 5:28:22 PM EDT
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http://chzfailnation.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/epic-fail-on-the-ball-fail.gif http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/epic-awesome-photos-1.jpg Morning skeet shoot? You mean first one or second pic? |
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Posted: 12/21/2012 5:41:02 PM EDT
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http://chzfailnation.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/epic-fail-on-the-ball-fail.gif http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/epic-awesome-photos-1.jpg Morning skeet shoot? You mean first one or second pic? The second. It looks like the first will solve itself. |
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Posted: 12/21/2012 6:06:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/21/2012 6:31:24 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/21/2012 6:31:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/21/2012 6:34:39 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: http://chzfailnation.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/epic-fail-on-the-ball-fail.gif http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/epic-awesome-photos-1.jpg Morning skeet shoot? You mean first one or second pic? The second. It looks like the first will solve itself. I have the alarm clock. It's a piece of shit. I prefer my gun/target alarm clock more |
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Posted: 12/21/2012 7:03:15 PM EDT
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http://chzfailnation.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/epic-fail-on-the-ball-fail.gif http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/epic-awesome-photos-1.jpg I believe I know that lass. Is she from KS around the Ft Riley area? Her intelligence and crotch seem... Familiar. |
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Posted: 12/21/2012 8:31:31 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/21/2012 8:48:58 PM EDT
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His last thought.... "I don't remember the flash on that camera being so bright..." |
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Posted: 12/21/2012 9:34:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/21/2012 9:35:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/21/2012 9:53:59 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/21/2012 10:21:57 PM EDT
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I have the alarm clock. It's a piece of shit. I prefer my gun/target alarm clock more Go on.... |
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Posted: 12/21/2012 10:25:16 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/21/2012 11:21:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/22/2012 3:27:02 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/22/2012 6:46:55 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: I have the alarm clock. It's a piece of shit. I prefer my gun/target alarm clock more Go on.... The rotor bit only ever takes off 1 in 10 times. Every other time it spins and just falls off onto the floor. Uses a fuckton of batteries too. The gun/target clock was about 20 bucks from ebay. You need to use the supplied gun to shoot the alarm clock target to snooze the clock. |
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Posted: 12/22/2012 8:42:19 AM EDT
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I have the alarm clock. It's a piece of shit. I prefer my gun/target alarm clock more Go on.... The rotor bit only ever takes off 1 in 10 times. Every other time it spins and just falls off onto the floor. Uses a fuckton of batteries too.
The gun/target clock was about 20 bucks from ebay. You need to use the supplied gun to shoot the alarm clock target to snooze the clock.
Need more info please. ETA: Nevermind, found it online. Couldn't find any positive reviews. |
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Posted: 12/22/2012 8:58:49 AM EDT
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I have the alarm clock. It's a piece of shit. I prefer my gun/target alarm clock more Go on.... The rotor bit only ever takes off 1 in 10 times. Every other time it spins and just falls off onto the floor. Uses a fuckton of batteries too.
The gun/target clock was about 20 bucks from ebay. You need to use the supplied gun to shoot the alarm clock target to snooze the clock.
Need more info please. ETA: Nevermind, found it online. Couldn't find any positive reviews. Hey, hope this helps, but, I heard there is a website you can use. I'm not sure of the name, but, according to a friend of my cousin, you can use like a thing called 'key' or 'words', or maybe it was 'keywords'... to find shit like this? I think he said it was something like mooble, or doogle, or something, I dunno, I wasn't paying attention, really? Any ways, that shit probably won't catch on, cause it sounds too simple. No way people would just go there and type things like ' gun alarm clock' to find something. Besides, unless it is a name that people can remember, (boogle? hoodle? noogle?) nobody will even be able to go there in the first place. Seriously. Because people are idiots and lazy, so that just ain't gonna happen. My friend's cousin is a lazy fucking idiot that asks stupid questions in a ULUL thread... TRG |
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Posted: 12/22/2012 9:03:44 AM EDT
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I have the alarm clock. It's a piece of shit. I prefer my gun/target alarm clock more Go on.... The rotor bit only ever takes off 1 in 10 times. Every other time it spins and just falls off onto the floor. Uses a fuckton of batteries too.
The gun/target clock was about 20 bucks from ebay. You need to use the supplied gun to shoot the alarm clock target to snooze the clock.
Need more info please. ETA: Nevermind, found it online. Couldn't find any positive reviews. Hey, hope this helps, but, I heard there is a website you can use. I'm not sure of the name, but, according to a friend of my cousin, you can use like a thing called 'key' or 'words', or maybe it was 'keywords'... to find shit like this? I think he said it was something like mooble, or doogle, or something, I dunno, I wasn't paying attention, really? Any ways, that shit probably won't catch on, cause it sounds too simple. No way people would just go there and type things like ' gun alarm clock' to find something. Besides, unless it is a name that people can remember, (boogle? hoodle? noogle?) nobody will even be able to go there in the first place. Seriously. Because people are idiots and lazy, so that just ain't gonna happen. My friend's cousin is a lazy fucking idiot that asks stupid questions in a ULUL thread... TRG 
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Posted: 12/22/2012 10:09:49 AM EDT
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You will not lose until 1:20, but lose you will. Trust me.
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Posted: 12/22/2012 10:34:15 AM EDT
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You will not lose until 1:20, but lose you will. Trust me.
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM3S346P9cUand then he was single
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Posted: 12/22/2012 10:35:59 AM EDT
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Quoted: And then he was deadQuoted: You will not lose until 1:20, but lose you will. Trust me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM3S346P9cUand then he was single |
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Posted: 12/22/2012 10:41:42 AM EDT
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You will not lose until 1:20, but lose you will. Trust me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM3S346P9cUand then he was single Not getting any for a long time I'm sure. |
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Posted: 12/22/2012 12:29:32 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/22/2012 12:37:32 PM EDT
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Quoted: You will not lose until 1:20, but lose you will. Trust me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM3S346P9cUGOD DAMN I went to the prankster site to see what they had and an "demand an end to gun violence" with a bunch of hollyweird jerkoffs popped up FUCK that site but this cockroach prank was hilarious |
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Posted: 12/22/2012 6:21:40 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/22/2012 6:25:15 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/22/2012 7:06:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/22/2012 7:50:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/22/2012 8:22:28 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/22/2012 8:25:22 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/22/2012 8:31:39 PM EDT
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few knew Barbie's maiden name was Demeo |
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Posted: 12/22/2012 8:37:54 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/22/2012 8:39:54 PM EDT
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My wife won't stop laughing. I'm scared. |
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Posted: 12/22/2012 8:45:02 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/22/2012 8:48:15 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/22/2012 9:00:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/22/2012 9:08:09 PM EDT
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Wow! They have some really badass effects. Check out this video.
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