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Broadsword is one of those songs that really strikes a chord with me[/quote] Reminds me of Conan...Ian Anderson's vocals still give me chills. |
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Something wrong with the lower beak? I'm guessing the Vagisil in the background. ETA: Your avatar now has this going through my head: "I see a dark sail, on the horizon. Set under a black cloud, that hides the sun....." I'll have to dig that album out tonight. Haven't listened to that particular JT album in a while. I've been married for 19 years, a Vagisil bottle just sitting there is nothing. Broadsword is one of those songs that really strikes a chord with me Yup, makes a good lubricant to fap with when you are in the shower. You know it won't burn your urethra like shampoo! |
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What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? If we stick together, we can stop this shit. Then farts must be a series of high-fives. |
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Thats kinda high, saw a colt ar at a store today marked at $1700 |
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That'd be a pretty good deal post-ban. How much are select fire M16s going for these days? |
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The mood in GD is repulsive right now...
Here is the text of a thread from 4chan's /k/, wherein posters spontaneously had different models of guns rap. Normally, each entry would have a picture of its respective weapon (situated upon the flag from its country of origin). I have decided against posting the original pic here for reasons of both size, and to avoid posting content that violates the coc. So here it is (prepare to read...) File: 1351710135347.jpg-(108 KB, 753x452, 3 Yugoslavian 24-47 Mauser 8mm 1500549.jpg) Anonymous 10/31/12(Wed)15:02 No.13201657 If guns could rap, who would be the coolest rapper? >> Anonymous 10/31/12(Wed)15:04 No.13201678 deagle brand deagle >> Anonymous 10/31/12(Wed)15:06 No.13201697 TEC-9 >> Anonymous 10/31/12(Wed)15:58 No.13202053 File: 1351713532968.jpg-(27 KB, 400x248, flagmaintitlephoto.jpg) M1 Garand MY NAME IS M1 GARAND I KICK ASS AND TAKE NAMES MY 30-06 IS SO LARGE IT SHOOTS FLAMES I SERVED IN NORTH KOREA AND IN SUEZ, TOO I KILLED SOME JAPANANESE IN WORLD WAR TWO! (PING!) EVERYONE ALWAYS ASKS ME WHAT MAKES YOU SO GREAT? I'VE GOT 20 YEARS OF SERVICE 6.3 MILLION GUNS TO DATE! A KILLER TILL VIETNAM I'M A LEGEND YOU'LL BE FEARIN' IF YOU EVER COME AGAINST ME THIS IS THE LAST THING YOU'LL BE HEARIN' (PING!) Anonymous 10/31/12(Wed)16:22 No.13202249 File: 1351714934498.jpg-(94 KB, 500x296, 3573907115_3623ce4212.jpg) Mosin Nagant NOW HOLD ON THERE COMRADE, WHAT IS THIS I AM HEARING? YOU THINK YOU ARE TOUGH SHIT SO CUTE, HOW ENDEARING! FORTY MILLION OF ME WERE MADE, MORE THAN A HUNDRED YEARS OF SERVING! THE TITLE OF GREATEST RIFLE IS NOT YOURS, YOU'RE UNDESERVING! YOU WERE MADE BY AN AMERICAN MAN OR WAS HE CANADIAN, SO UNCLEAR BUT I COME FROM THE HANDS OF GOD AND NOW YOUR DOOM IS NEAR! (Soviet War Cry) Anonymous 10/31/12(Wed)16:30 No.13202320 Gew-98 HA! LOOK AT THESE HILARIOUS SCHWINE! THERE IS ONLY 1 TIME I'VE SEEN SO MUCH VHINE! 8MM IS VHAT I SCHOOT! BOTH OF YOU IS ABOUT TO GET DAS BOOT THE MAUSER ACTION IS USED BY THE BEST! AMERICA KNOWS THAT THE SPRINGFIELD IS BLESSED BLESSED BY A GERMAN! A GREAT ENGINEER! 2 LUGS AND A GREAT KICK IN THE REAR! YOU BOTH CAN'T MAKE CRAP! EN BLOC? THE OLD THUMB TRAP? OH AND LETS NOT FORGET MR MOSIN NAGANT YOU RAN AWAY LIKE YOUR CREATOR! A FRENCHFAG CROISSANT (a volley of mauser shots) File: 1351715662658.jpg-(138 KB, 1014x761, MC KARABINER.jpg) K-98 SETTLE DOWN, BOTH OF YOU YOU'RE JUST EMBARRASSING YOURSELVES MY TECHNOLOGY IS STILL USED WHILE YOU SIT ON THE SHELVES IN THE NAME OF THE FUHRER MY RHYMES ARE THE STRONGEST WHILE YOU SWINE ARE OFF ARGUING OUR REIGN WILL BE THE LONGEST NEED TO CONCENTRATE? THAT'S FINE, I'LL SEND YOU TO CAMP BECAUSE WHEN IT COMES TO RAPPING THE RIFLE'S THE CHAMP! HEIL! HEIL! >> SMLE I, CALM DOWN MATES THERE'S NO NEED TO BATTLE COMPARED TO MY FEATS, YOUR WORDS ARE MERE PRATTLE WITH MY SHORT MAGAZINE AND MY FLAWLESS, SMOOTH BOLT ILL PUT DOWN ANY COLONY THAT TRIES TO REVOLT THAT'S RIGHT, YOU'RE DONE YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO SAY 'CAUSE IN THE NAME OF THE QUEEN YOUR LYRICS FADE AWAY le: 1351717331470.jpg-(145 KB, 427x640, MC ARISAKA.jpg) Arisaka LOOK AT YOU FOOLS SO SURE OF YOUR POWER YOU BRING SHAME ALL OF US NOW GET READY TO COWER! I AM THE HAND OF THE EMPEROR THE MIGHTY HIROHITO AND COMPARED TO HIM YOU'RE A JUST A MOSQUITO I AM TRULY THE GREATEST MY HONOR, UNMATCHED! NOW BOW DOWN TO ME YOUR TITLE'S BEEN SNATCHED! File: 1351716796802.jpg-(15 KB, 650x147, browning_a5_l32a1.jpg) Browning A-5 NOW HOLD THE FUCK UP QUIT THINKIN' YOU JIVE, CAUSE SON YOU AIN'T SHIT TO THE BROWNING AUTO-5 12-GAUGE POWER COMING STRAIGHT FROM '98 AND I'M SEMI AUTOMATIC SO NO NEED TO SHOOT STRAIGHT I'M THE FIRST AUTO SHOTGUN BITCH YOU BETTER BEWARE FIDEL CASTRO LOVES ME, SON FUCK YOUR SHIT UP ANYWHERE (funk solo) >> Anonymous 10/31/12(Wed)17:12 No.13202651 File: 1351717972479.jpg-(302 KB, 1024x768, MC FN FAL.jpg) FN-FAL SO I HEAR YOU OLD TIMERS WANT TO MEET THE BEST? GO BACK TO YOUR RETIREMENT, YOU REALLY NEED TO REST. WITH 2 MILLION AND COUNTING I WON THE COLD WAR ALL OF YOU RELICS BELONG IN A DRAWER NOW STEP BACK, YOU'RE DONE YOU WON'T WIN THIS RACE THE RIGHT ARM OF THE FREE WORLD IS BITCH SLAPPING YOUR FACE! >> Fi >>13202370 Glock Pistol I AM THE ALMIGHTY GLOCK, MY USERS ARE COPS AND (expletives), YOU CAN SUCK ON MY PLASTIC COCK! CAUSE YOU KNOW MINE IS BIGGER! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE BITCH, THIS BATTLE'S ALREADY DONE! I'LL LIGHT YOU UP LIKE PITCH, CAUSE GLOCK IS NUMBER O-*BOOM!* AR-15 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? A BUNCH OF CANDY-ASSES YOU THINK YOU'RE THE BEST? BITCH, GET SOME GLASSES I'M THE KING OF GUNS A SYMBOL OF WAR NOW SAY YOUR PRAYERS AS MY CASINGS HIT THE FLOOR THEY SAY THAT I JAM? WHAT AN INCREDIBLE LIE! MY DESIGN RULES THE WORLD BOOM! BOOM! SAY GOODBYE! Anonymous 10/31/12(Wed)17:53 No.13202970 File: 1351720415417.jpg-(65 KB, 600x338, MC AK-47.jpg) AK-47 >>13202845 WHAT A SURPRISE THE PLASTIC TOY HAS ARRIVED WITH ALL OF YOUR FAULTS I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SURVIVED YOU COULDN'T KILL ANYTHING UNLESS BACKED UP BY A BOMB DON'T YOU REMEMBER HOW YOU LOST VIETNAM? YOUR BULLETS ARE TINY THEY WOULDN'T HARM A FLY! NOW PUT DOWN YOUR CHEESEBURGER IT'S TIME TO DIE! >> File: 1351724473439.jpg-(20 KB, 650x179, ak74.jpg) AK 47/74 DEVY DEVY COMRADES! KALASHNIKOV 47 OR 74 RIFLE DOESN'T CARE WHAT YOU FIGHT FOR YOU COULD BE VIETCONG OR COMIN STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON YOU KNOW I AIN'T GONNA JAM KALASHNIKOV NEVER STOPPIN YOUR CAPITALIST DIRECT IMPINGEMENT CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THE DIRT ALL GLORY TO KALASHNIKOV TO BRING THE HURT |
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Here is the text of a thread from 4chan's /k/, wherein posters spontaneously had different models of guns rap. Normally, each entry would have a picture of its respective weapon (situated upon the flag from its country of origin). I have decided against posting the original pic here for reasons of both size, and to avoid posting content that violates the coc. I feel like I just saw the face of God. |
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Quoted: Thats kinda high, saw a colt ar at a store today marked at $1700 seriously? For a stripped lower? |
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Here is the text of a thread from 4chan's /k/, wherein posters spontaneously had different models of guns rap. Normally, each entry would have a picture of its respective weapon (situated upon the flag from its country of origin). I have decided against posting the original pic here for reasons of both size, and to avoid posting content that violates the coc. I feel like I just saw the face of God. No, that was a couple of posts above. |
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why the shit did i google that. Dammit man you are evil! |
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Thats kinda high, saw a colt ar at a store today marked at $1700 seriously? For a stripped lower? mostly complete rifle minus the barrel, kinda weird |
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Two men, one 87 and the other 80 were talking...
The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies." So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you have any rye bread?" She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" He said, "I want five loaves." She said, "My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard." He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this shit but me." |
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Something wrong with the lower beak? I'm guessing the Vagisil in the background. ETA: Your avatar now has this going through my head: "I see a dark sail, on the horizon. Set under a black cloud, that hides the sun....." I'll have to dig that album out tonight. Haven't listened to that particular JT album in a while. I've been married for 19 years, a Vagisil bottle just sitting there is nothing. Broadsword is one of those songs that really strikes a chord with me Yup, makes a good lubricant to fap with when you are in the shower. You know it won't burn your urethra like shampoo! WellThatEscalatedQuickly.jpg |
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long robe. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use wash cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone...... Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Rinse off. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long robe and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, and light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. Throw wet towel on bed. |
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long robe. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use wash cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone...... Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Rinse off. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long robe and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, and light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. Throw wet towel on bed. I lost-ha! |
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long robe. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use wash cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone...... Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Rinse off. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long robe and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, and light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. Throw wet towel on bed. http://wonderifyouwonder.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/mohawks.jpg ^ That pic needs ARE YOU A WIZARD? for this situation |
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Stealing that one. |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enOHraf3LEk you guys have all had to have seen this by now, right? Now that was funny! |
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Who you gonna call? Someone's been experimenting with the human-Hutt genome again. |
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