Fuckin Navy guys. That right their will be a self correcting problem the first time he operates that weapon system like that and will teach all around him what not to do a good teaching moment had for all involved.  

Damn, that aqua-flage blends right into the environment doesn't it?

Last thing I would want to wear if at sea ... something that blends in with the water.

452 pages and i finally just now lost my ass off. Its funny because its so true!

No (editted) Never mind no reason to bog down ULUL with outside discussions.

 

Da fauq?

What's so funny about Oprah on a wooden nickel?

I think you are putting too much emphasis on this.

Its Maya Angelou on the Mayan calendar. Not super funny, but it got a chuckle out of me.

damnit..

Would be funnier with this image in the middle.

 

 
 
 
 

It gets people talking about it. That's all.

Dear Santa,

How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone from the reindeer to the elves are fine.

I have been a very good boy this year.

I would like an X - Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for
Christmas.

I hope you remember that come Christmas Day.
Merry Christmas,
Timmy Jones


Dear Timmy,
Thank you for your letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all fine and thank you for asking about them.

Santa is a little worried all the time you spend playing video games and texting.

Santa wouldn't want you to get fat.

Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I'll bring you something you can go outside and play with.
Merry Christmas,
Santa Claus


Mr. Claus,
Seeing that I have fulfilled the "naughty vs. nice" contract, set by you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear to granting me
what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn't want to turn this joyous season into one of litigation.

Also, don't you think that a jab at my weight coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is a bit trite?
Respectfully,
Tim Jones


Mr. Jones,
While I have acknowledged you have met the "nice" criteria, need I remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it a guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action, that is your right.

Please know, however, that my attorneys have been on retainer ever since the Burgermeister /Meisterburger incident and will be more than happy to take you on in open court. Additionally, the exercise I alluded to will not only improve your health, but also improve your social skills and potentially help clear up a complexion that on most days looks like the bottom of the Burger King fry bin.
Very Truly Yours,
S Claus


Now look here Fat Man,
I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it.

I was attempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks and my friends into this. Now you just be disrespecting me, I'm about to tweet my boys and we're gonna be waiting for your fat ass and I'm taking my game console, my game, my phone, and whatever else I want. WHAT EVER I WANT, MAN!
T - Bone


Listen, Pizza Face,
Seriously???  You think a dude who breaks into every house in the world in one night, and never gets caught, sweats a skinny G-banger wannabe?

"He sees you when you're sleeping; He knows when you're awake". Sound familiar, genius? You know what kind of
resources I have at my disposal?   I got your shit wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt people that if I described them right
now, you'd throw up your Totino's pizza roll all over the carpet of your mom's basement. You're not getting what you asked for, but I'm still
stopping by your crib to do some serious stomping.
Chew on that, Petunia.


Dear Santa,
Bring me whatever you see fit. I'll appreciate anything.
Timmy


Timmy,
That's what I thought, you little bastard.
Santa

Youtube link

My guess would be that he's SUPPOSED to be giving him a massage or adjustment, but it looks like someone got the surprise happy ending...

Haha, camera is on everyone else for a couple of seconds, and for a full three minutes on this guy.

I lost... that was great!!

Not normally my cup of tea, but that was funny.

right click, set as desktop.



 

+1

That was awesome

Behold! A picture! It is funny! Such is the topic of the thread. And not bullshit shenanigans!

 

my god

Relax folks...  Oreo says were good....

Here ya go

This was awesome

Patty Cake Cats

http://www.viddler.com/v/4e8d1f9b



wild ride...lol...

 

Dunno....what maker of truck was pulling the other (if I'm ever in the market for a truck...)?

Is that KTLA? They have an entire newsroom full of pervs.

I remember my first beer too.



 

Seems that Santa has the number on the FSA!!!

The patented Frosty Colon Screening?