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Link Posted: 11/27/2012 12:48:00 PM EDT
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I'll make one immediately and report back if somebody can tell me how the binder clip is attached.




Why is the pointy end pointing backwards toward the shooter?

TRG
Link Posted: 11/27/2012 12:48:14 PM EDT
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I'll make one immediately and report back if somebody can tell me how the binder clip is attached.




I put two of the four pencils through a large paperclip.  Then clip the binder clip to that.

Link Posted: 11/27/2012 12:48:17 PM EDT
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I have both books

http://www.amazon.com/Mini-Weapons-Mass-Destruction-Implements/dp/1556529538/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1354038396&sr=8-1&keywords=mini+weapons+of+mass+destruction

no freeloading

Link Posted: 11/27/2012 12:49:35 PM EDT
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I laughed out loud in my office when I saw the Kinder Surprise Gammon Grenade.


Gotta be careful with those Kinder Eggs! The government says they're dangerous!
Link Posted: 11/27/2012 1:01:38 PM EDT
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I'll make one immediately and report back if somebody can tell me how the binder clip is attached.




Looks like its clamped to the pencil, and the bundle is wrapped up with rubber bands.
Link Posted: 11/27/2012 1:13:27 PM EDT
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Could it be a CAB and we just can't see it clearly?




Nope, CIB for sure.


I am positive she has as much hard combat as Reservist.  




I'm no Army doggie, so I'm unfamiliar with all the bells and whistles on y'all's uniforms.  But, I thought the CIB was reserved for actual infantrymen, and not people just attached to infantry units?  



I seem to recall seeing a female once wear a green beret before because she was attached to one of the SF groups as admin personnel.



I guess only the tab matters....




You're correct. CIBs are only given to Combat Infantrymen. Hence the name "Combat Infantry Badge". The MOS 11A/B/C, and the 18 series MOS are the only current MOS which are authorized the award. All those MOS are closed to women.



Green Berets are only authorized for wear by MOS qualified personnel in the 18 series MOS, which is, again, closed to women.



There do not exist any women who are authorized to wear either the CIB or the green beret in uniform in the United States Army.


I don't suppose we can get back to the funny pictures......

 
Link Posted: 11/27/2012 1:18:26 PM EDT
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Could it be a CAB and we just can't see it clearly?






Nope, CIB for sure.



I am positive she has as much hard combat as Reservist.  






I'm no Army doggie, so I'm unfamiliar with all the bells and whistles on y'all's uniforms.  But, I thought the CIB was reserved for actual infantrymen, and not people just attached to infantry units?  





I seem to recall seeing a female once wear a green beret before because she was attached to one of the SF groups as admin personnel.





I guess only the tab matters....






You're correct. CIBs are only given to Combat Infantrymen. Hence the name "Combat Infantry Badge". The MOS 11A/B/C, and the 18 series MOS are the only current MOS which are authorized the award. All those MOS are closed to women.





Green Berets are only authorized for wear by MOS qualified personnel in the 18 series MOS, which is, again, closed to women.





There do not exist any women who are authorized to wear either the CIB or the green beret in uniform in the United States Army.
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False.  Not now-a-days, though.  Female support personal used to be able to wear the green beret.  Back in those days when it was allowed, the flashes wear different and the difference in the flash is what distinguished SF-qualified and  non-SF-qualified pax while wearing the green beret.





















 

 
Link Posted: 11/27/2012 2:39:27 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/27/2012 2:55:14 PM EDT
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NSFW: Language!

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Link Posted: 11/27/2012 3:43:40 PM EDT
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ok where can I get one of these?


Just head down to your local Aperture Laboratories Conifer Enrichment Center and pick up a Aperture Science Branch-held Portal Device.
Link Posted: 11/27/2012 3:57:42 PM EDT
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ok where can I get one of these?


Just head down to your local Aperture Laboratories Conifer Enrichment Center and pick up a Aperture Science Branch-held Portal Device.


Right next to the Companion Cubes.
Link Posted: 11/27/2012 3:58:11 PM EDT
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ok where can I get one of these?


Fake tree plus random strips of track lighting / rope lights.
Link Posted: 11/27/2012 3:59:04 PM EDT
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hahaha, that was awesome, I can listen to that all day long.
Link Posted: 11/27/2012 4:04:20 PM EDT
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ok where can I get one of these?


Aperture science had the portal guns, but I think they stopped selling things to the public after 1998.
Link Posted: 11/27/2012 4:07:03 PM EDT
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ok where can I get one of these?


Aperture science had the portal guns, but I think they stopped selling things to the public after 1998.


Destructive device?

Since you can accelerate objects to terminal velocity with a floor/ceiling loop, then launch them in any direction (as long as it's perpendicular to a surface...)

AND WHEN THE HECK IS HALF LIFE 2 EPISODE 3 COMING OUT!?
Link Posted: 11/27/2012 4:19:07 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/27/2012 4:36:16 PM EDT
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I haven't laughed like that in a while  



I wish something like that would happen when I'm around.  I'd drop a hundred bucks in that dudes hat.




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I now have a task for work tomorrow....
Link Posted: 11/28/2012 12:04:13 AM EDT
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Where did you get a plastic Glock Pro? Who makes a plastic copy of a plastic gun?  (only because I own one!)
Link Posted: 11/28/2012 6:52:05 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/28/2012 8:56:47 AM EDT
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In my experience impressing a girl's parents before impressing the girl herself only makes it more difficult to get the girl.
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In my experience impressing a girl's parents before impressing the girl herself only makes it more difficult to get the girl.


Yea, my experience too, but getting a $100 bill, a pack of rubbers, the car keys and a pat on the back from her dad when leaving her house to go on a date is pretty cool too.  

Link Posted: 11/28/2012 10:40:49 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/28/2012 10:50:50 AM EDT
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Blood Diamond protest graffiti or Arfcom holiday promotion?





Arfcom admid it, you do this when the little shits want to play your games when you do.



Link Posted: 11/28/2012 11:08:57 AM EDT
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Blood Diamond protest graffiti or Arfcom holiday promotion?

http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/resized_xchaF.jpg

http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/resized_ng2k12.jpg

Arfcom admid it, you do this when the little shits want to play your games when you do.

http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/resized_CPyIe.jpg



Link Posted: 11/28/2012 11:13:31 AM EDT
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That is so wong on so many levels.
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Link Posted: 11/28/2012 12:41:45 PM EDT
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Masturbating Bear.
Link Posted: 11/28/2012 12:54:46 PM EDT
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Masturbating Bear.


Bears don't have tails. That's a raccoon.
Link Posted: 11/28/2012 12:57:25 PM EDT
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Masturbating Bear.


Bears don't have tails. That's a raccoon.


Masturbating squirrel.
Link Posted: 11/28/2012 1:07:22 PM EDT
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Masturbating Bear.


Bears don't have tails. That's a raccoon.


Masturbating squirrel.


thats what I saw
Link Posted: 11/28/2012 1:10:53 PM EDT
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Masturbating Bear.




Bears don't have tails. That's a raccoon.




Masturbating squirrel.


+1



 
Link Posted: 11/28/2012 1:18:39 PM EDT
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Masturbating Bear.


Bears don't have tails. That's a raccoon.


Masturbating squirrel.

+1
 


Do you think the squirrel ever regrets it?
Link Posted: 11/28/2012 1:19:45 PM EDT
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Masturbating Bear.


Bears don't have tails. That's a raccoon.


Masturbating squirrel.

+1
 


After getting a better look on the desktop (as opposed to my phone) i will say +1
Link Posted: 11/28/2012 1:31:12 PM EDT
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Masturbating Bear.


Bears don't have tails. That's a raccoon.


Masturbating squirrel.


It's a poodle or a Cocker....I'd say Cocker...the name fits better
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