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A buddy of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a mustache.
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A buddy of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a mustache. |
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Three Rednecks were working on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Pete and K.C. As they start their descent Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Pete says, "Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife." KC says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it." Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser. Pete says, "Where did you get that beer, KC?" Cooter's wife gave it to me," KC replies. "That's unbelievable! You told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?" Well, not exactly", KC says. "When she answered the door, I said "you must be Cooter's widow'. " She said, "You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow." Then I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are." Rednecks Are Good At Sensitive Stuff. |
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I think that's "Crazy Eye Girlfriend" girl... http://whatgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/funny-gifs-crazy-girlfriend.gif Yep, "Overly Attached Girlfriend" it is. |
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DesignatedMarksman, are you at S&T? Saw that pic and knew exactly where it was from. Holy crap my alma mater has changed since I went there!!! |
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Something they need to try using for Shark Week. |
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Something they need to try using for Shark Week. That would be AWESOME! |
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Not sure but I think that translates to "No fucks were given" http://s19.postimage.org/jtu9kabqb/Y5_JRDBSI3_Wo.jpg Literal translation is "she didn't give". I don't know the idiom. We never got to idiomatic fluency levels. :-( Did she not give a blow job, a piece of ass? Did the bitch not have his money? Ne znaiu. |
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This has blown my mind. I've now spent about 5 minutes trying to come up with the correct answer. There is no correct answer. There isn't enough information provided to answer it correctly. It's just a circular question. |
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Quoted: Half are correct, half are wrong. Answer is %50. But you only have a 25% chance of selecting B... |
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Half are correct, half are wrong. Answer is %50. what if the answer is really CAT |
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Half are correct, half are wrong. Answer is %50. what if the answer is really CAT I though it was Finland. |
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Half are correct, half are wrong. Answer is %50. But you only have a 25% chance of selecting B... Except, it says IF you choose to answer it randomly. Correctly answering the question is NOT contingent on choosing randomly, however. The correct answer is 50%. |
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Half are correct, half are wrong. Answer is %50. But you only have a 25% chance of selecting B... Except, it says IF you choose to answer it randomly. Correctly answering the question is NOT contingent on choosing randomly, however. The correct answer is 50%. Assuming that "25%" was the original correct answer. The problem is that there are two QUESTIONS, and one is being left out. |
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Half are correct, half are wrong. Answer is %50. But you only have a 25% chance of selecting B... Except, it says IF you choose to answer it randomly. Correctly answering the question is NOT contingent on choosing randomly, however. The correct answer is 50%. Assuming that "25%" was the original correct answer. The problem is that there are two QUESTIONS, and one is being left out. NEEEEERRRRRDDDSSSS!!! |
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NEEEEERRRRRDDDSSSS!!! Enjoy your life of contentment and ignorance, taking everything you see and hear at face value... jk |
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Half are correct, half are wrong. Answer is %50. But you only have a 25% chance of selecting B... Except, it says IF you choose to answer it randomly. Correctly answering the question is NOT contingent on choosing randomly, however. The correct answer is 50%. Assuming that "25%" was the original correct answer. The problem is that there are two QUESTIONS, and one is being left out. The only correct answer is "E, none of the above" |
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This has blown my mind. I've now spent about 5 minutes trying to come up with the correct answer. No answer. There are four choices. There is a 50% chance that you will choose 25% (A and D). There is a 25% chance you will choose 50% (B). If you choose A or D, you are correct because the actual answer is B, but if you choose B you are also correct because the actual answers are both A and D. So that means that the correct answers are made incorrect by choosing them. |
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What's that from? I must know. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0 I'm getting a thing for Koran chicks now ... |
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Quoted: Quoted: This has blown my mind. I've now spent about 5 minutes trying to come up with the correct answer. There is no correct answer. There isn't enough information provided to answer it correctly. It's just a circular question. Hell I was thinking a 1 in 3 chance simce 2 are the same answer and thought 33% which isnt even up there so I would be wrong |
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This has blown my mind. I've now spent about 5 minutes trying to come up with the correct answer. There is no correct answer. There isn't enough information provided to answer it correctly. It's just a circular question. Hell I was thinking a 1 in 3 chance simce 2 are the same answer and thought 33% which isnt even up there so I would be wrong There is no correct answer to the question as provided. |
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I'm getting a thing for Koran chicks now ... How can you tell anything with the burkas? |
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What's that from? I must know. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0 I'm getting a thing for Koran chicks now ... |
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What's that from? I must know. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0 I'm getting a thing for Koran chicks now ... http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2011-07-26-koranbyheart4.jpg 8min too slow |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: What's that from? I must know. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0 I'm getting a thing for Koran chicks now ... Steven Q. Urkel converted? |
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I was gonna say Poke Her Face Ironic post is ironic. |
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A buddy of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a mustache. But the female has more of a 'beard...' |
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What's that from? I must know. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0 I'm getting a thing for Koran chicks now ... Are there Muslims in Korea? Quoted:
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I'm getting a thing for Koran chicks now ... How can you tell anything with the burkas? It's the dirty, sandal-clad feet. He's got a fetish. |
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I saw this concert in Tempe, Az.Man I wish I still had the ticket stub. Edit: added found drunk people in the desert funny. |
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Quoted: whats the funny part?http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/8Y4hj.jpg I saw this concert in Tempe, Az.Man I wish I still had the ticket stub. |
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