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MindBlown.jpg Now I've got to go buy some... Just like the ketchup cups! |
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What's the significance of his hands, their position and the writing? ETA: I understand that the $16 trillion refers to the national debt, I just curious why he has it written on his hands. Is that Perry? |
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MindBlown.jpg Now I've got to go buy some... Just like the ketchup cups! I had to Google ketchup cups. Don't remember the last time I had a tic tac but knowing how to properly use a ketchup cup may change my life. |
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Quoted: Quoted: What's the significance of his hands, their position and the writing? ETA: I understand that the $16 trillion refers to the national debt, I just curious why he has it written on his hands. Is that Perry? Yes. |
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Aren't there supposed to be tentacles, too? My Little Beholder. |
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Just like the ketchup cups! I had to Google ketchup cups. Holy shit. I’ll be damned. |
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More than 5. Still funny. |
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A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mp......h, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper. My dad got a warning instead of a ticket for telling the cop that he thought "65 mph" only applied to the right lane and you got to add 5 mph for each lane to the left you were over so that's why he was doing 75. Cop hadn't heard that one before. |
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A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mp......h, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper. My dad got a warning instead of a ticket for telling the cop that he thought "65 mph" only applied to the right lane and you got to add 5 mph for each lane to the left you were over so that's why he was doing 75. Cop hadn't heard that one before. A buddy of mine got pulled in AZ and the cop asked if he knew he'd been going 98mph. Didn't blink. Just shook his head and said "Damn. I was goin' for a hundred Officer". She let him off with a warning. |
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Skip to 2:03. You are welcome. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3ROsVTKVDw&feature=player_detailpage#t=115s |
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Skip to 2:03. You are welcome. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3ROsVTKVDw&feature=player_detailpage#t=115s Sorry to be a buzz kill but I didn't find that funny at all. It was a little disturbing. If that's a teenage girl living at home, her parents should be charged with child abuse. |
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Skip to 2:03. You are welcome. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3ROsVTKVDw&feature=player_detailpage#t=115s If a girl's got her tongue pierced, she'll probably suck your dick... |
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Skip to 2:03. You are welcome. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3ROsVTKVDw&feature=player_detailpage#t=115s Yeah, is all I can come up with as well after seeing that. |
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Skip to 2:03. You are welcome. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3ROsVTKVDw&feature=player_detailpage#t=115s If a girl's got her tongue pierced, she'll probably suck your dick... Thinking that one might eat it... she does look awful hungry! |
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I used to think the Huts were an Alien Species but Im really beginning to think they are really a portrayal of a Human sub species .
Quoted: Skip to 2:03. You are welcome. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3ROsVTKVDw&feature=player_detailpage#t=115s She has a Hell of an Imagination though ........ since she apparently thinks she can sing good. |
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Quoted: Skip to 2:03. You are welcome. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3ROsVTKVDw&feature=player_detailpage#t=115s So fat she even ate her own teef. |
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Skip to 2:03. You are welcome. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3ROsVTKVDw&feature=player_detailpage#t=115s Nasty dude. |
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Skip to 2:03. You are welcome. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3ROsVTKVDw&feature=player_detailpage#t=115s If a girl's got her tongue pierced, she'll probably suck your dick... wtf is wrong with you man.....das just nasty |
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Skip to 2:03. You are welcome. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3ROsVTKVDw&feature=player_detailpage#t=115s If a girl's got her tongue pierced, she'll probably suck your dick... wtf is wrong with you man.....das just nasty err, his name isn't HighBrau for a reason! |
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MindBlown.jpg Now I've got to go buy some... I just did! |
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Skip to 2:03. You are welcome. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3ROsVTKVDw&feature=player_detailpage#t=115s If a girl's got her tongue pierced, she'll probably suck your dick... (That'd be great.) If a man's got a pierced tongue... he'll probably suck you dick. (I don't want that. No.) |
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Quoted: That's body paint. Anyone know what the backstory on this pic is? I think the point of the pic is that the american chick is way fatter than everybody else |
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That's body paint. Anyone know what the backstory on this pic is? Don't know the backstory, but it speaks truth. American girls suck, women everywhere else are hot... |
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That's body paint. Anyone know what the backstory on this pic is? I don't care about the backstory, I just want to see the front story, if you know what I mean. |
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That's body paint. Anyone know what the backstory on this pic is? America can kick your ass, but doesn't get many prom dates. |
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Quoted: That's body paint. Anyone know what the backstory on this pic is? Who are they flipping off? |
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That's body paint. Anyone know what the backstory on this pic is? Don't know the backstory, but it speaks truth. American girls suck, women everywhere else are hot... But some of em are hard to get started. |
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That's body paint. Anyone know what the backstory on this pic is? Don't know the backstory, but it speaks truth. American girls suck, women everywhere else are hot... But some of em are hard to get started. Wouldn't know, never tried an American chick All of my womenz have been from Europe, mainly England, and 1 from Croatia. My SO is from England. |
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That's body paint. Anyone know what the backstory on this pic is? I think the point of the pic is that the american chick is way fatter than everybody else She is simply reflecting the fact that we are over-bloated with illegal immigrants. |
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That's body paint. Anyone know what the backstory on this pic is? I see what you did there..... |
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I think so. I never played it before but I can't stop laughing at that gif. |
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Quoted: I think so. I never played it before but I can't stop laughing at that gif. It's great for those who love SIM games but have twisted minds. I liked launching carts into lakes but only after the initial drop that goes through a double loop first. |
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