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Posted: 7/6/2012 1:38:00 PM EDT
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I've been searching in vain for hours now trying to find a guy serenading a goose or a duck, but no luck... 
ETA: DAMMIT! Page ownage missed again. 
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Posted: 7/6/2012 1:44:44 PM EDT
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Just sayin', but we never see his right thumb....
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Posted: 7/6/2012 1:45:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/6/2012 1:46:01 PM EDT
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The video this is from is funny as hell, its called "Im on Crack" |
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Posted: 7/6/2012 1:46:15 PM EDT
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THIS DAMN NEAR GAVE ME A FUCKING ANXIETY ATTACK!
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Posted: 7/6/2012 1:52:00 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: This is not funny! But it is pretty cool and I like the music. Give it a couple minutes. http://thequality.com/people/michela/weblog/archives/mirror/flashback.swf For some reason this made me think of the Drummers in Neal Stephenson's The Diamond Age. ETA: So what do you get if you enter an acceptable username and password at the end there? I bet it's something really cool.   Spontaneous Combustion |
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Posted: 7/6/2012 1:57:32 PM EDT
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I only sing Nick Cave songs to my cats. |
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Posted: 7/6/2012 2:15:03 PM EDT
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W. T. F. Will you look at the size of that heffalump!  She still enlisted to protect your freedom so why don't you show some freaking respect. She had my respect until she ate the rest of her platoon. THEY died for my freedom, not her! |
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Posted: 7/6/2012 2:22:52 PM EDT
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That's just....that's not even funny. I can't tell you how many family members and friends who have brought me computers looking damn near identical to that. |
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Posted: 7/6/2012 2:25:52 PM EDT
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W. T. F. Will you look at the size of that heffalump! She still enlisted to protect your freedom so why don't you show some freaking respect. She had my respect until she ate the rest of her platoon. THEY died for my freedom, not her! She told her seargent, "I wanna eat your privates." |
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Posted: 7/6/2012 2:45:26 PM EDT
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W. T. F. Will you look at the size of that heffalump! She still enlisted to protect your freedom so why don't you show some freaking respect. She had my respect until she ate the rest of her platoon. THEY died for my freedom, not her! She told her seargent, "I wanna eat your privates." 
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Posted: 7/6/2012 2:53:35 PM EDT
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W. T. F. Will you look at the size of that heffalump! She still enlisted to protect your freedom so why don't you show some freaking respect. I served with too many of these types to have any respect for them. The fat cows work the system to avoid any semblance of actual work. This means that everybody else has to do her job while she slacks off in an office somewhere doing make-work from 9-4 Mon-Fri with weekends, holidays, family time, college classes, and "appointments" off while kissing up to any officer/srNCO who she thinks will get her better treatment. |
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Posted: 7/6/2012 2:55:46 PM EDT
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W. T. F. Will you look at the size of that heffalump! She still enlisted to protect your freedom so why don't you show some freaking respect. Actually she looks like someone trying to get out via the fatboy rout. |
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Posted: 7/6/2012 3:11:23 PM EDT
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W. T. F. Will you look at the size of that heffalump! She still enlisted to protect your freedom so why don't you show some freaking respect. Because she's not protecting anything on a profile? Because she isn't respecting the uniform? |
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Posted: 7/6/2012 3:26:16 PM EDT
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W. T. F. Will you look at the size of that heffalump! She still enlisted to protect your freedom so why don't you show some freaking respect. Here's a grand idea, lets keep our noses out of something that we know nothing about. 
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Posted: 7/6/2012 3:31:35 PM EDT
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W. T. F. Will you look at the size of that heffalump! She still enlisted to protect your freedom so why don't you show some freaking respect. Here's a grand idea, lets keep our noses out of something that we know nothing about. get back on track folks |
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Posted: 7/6/2012 3:32:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/6/2012 3:37:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/6/2012 3:39:53 PM EDT
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Can't stop watching that. |
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Posted: 7/6/2012 3:44:54 PM EDT
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My wife sent you a screen shot of her lap top? |
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Posted: 7/6/2012 3:55:07 PM EDT
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My wife sent you a screen shot of her lap top? We must share a wife. |
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Posted: 7/6/2012 4:55:02 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/6/2012 4:56:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/6/2012 5:03:12 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/6/2012 6:04:22 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/6/2012 6:21:41 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/6/2012 6:26:21 PM EDT
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I don't know how, but I'm betting that cat in the background had something to do with that.
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Posted: 7/6/2012 6:35:43 PM EDT
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W. T. F. Will you look at the size of that heffalump! she wants to see your woozle... |
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Posted: 7/6/2012 6:45:25 PM EDT
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W. T. F. Will you look at the size of that heffalump! she wants to see your woozle... What's wrong? Did she suffocate or something? |
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Posted: 7/6/2012 6:46:52 PM EDT
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W. T. F. Will you look at the size of that heffalump! she wants to see your woozle... 
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Posted: 7/6/2012 6:53:20 PM EDT
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W. T. F. Will you look at the size of that heffalump! she wants to see your woozle... Believe me when I say this: She's gettin' all the "action" she wants. If it is breathing, someone in the Army will fuck it. Even if it's not breathing... |
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Posted: 7/6/2012 8:10:11 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/6/2012 8:50:51 PM EDT
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W. T. F. Will you look at the size of that heffalump! She still enlisted to protect your freedom so why don't you show some freaking respect. Here's a grand idea, lets keep our noses out of something that we know nothing about. get back on track folks What cha talking about willis. This is the funniest thing in the past 35 pages. |
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Posted: 7/6/2012 11:20:43 PM EDT
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W. T. F. Will you look at the size of that heffalump! she wants to see your woozle... http://img864.imageshack.us/img864/4690/pandadonotwant.jpg And of course, she's on profile. That picture could be cropped and I'd have told you she's got soft shoes on. |
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Posted: 7/6/2012 11:32:27 PM EDT
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oldie but a goodie
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Posted: 7/6/2012 11:39:05 PM EDT
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oldie but a goodie http://ffffunny.com/funny-images/5813/original/attachment.php_attachmentid_1068704?1244921874 No pic |
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Posted: 7/6/2012 11:39:26 PM EDT
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Balyshawg.
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Posted: 7/6/2012 11:41:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/6/2012 11:51:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/7/2012 12:02:09 AM EDT
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W. T. F. Will you look at the size of that heffalump! She still enlisted to protect your freedom so why don't you show some freaking respect. How about this, champ. I've been serving for 12+ years and counting. That isn't a Soldier. That's a paycheck soaking, profile riding, TMC ranger that couldn't Soldier her way out of a fucking wet paper bag! Yep, probably been on profile since the first week of basic training but they still pushed her through. Now some poor NCO has to deal with a useless pile of shit that spends more time at appointments than at work. I'd be willing to bet that everytime somebody tries to push an over weight chapter on her she goes crying to mental health. My God, it is SOOOO gratifying when you actually have a JAG that is on your side and you can actually get rid of these turds. The look on their face when they get handed their clearing papers is priceless. 
back to the funny. Odd, though, she does have a combat patch. So . . . she didn't ride her profile out of actually going over. Maybe she actually did a job? Perhaps got home, got pregnant and fat? Don't know. |
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Posted: 7/7/2012 12:06:09 AM EDT
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Odd, though, she does have a combat patch. So . . . she didn't ride her profile out of actually going over. Maybe she actually did a job? Perhaps got home, got pregnant and fat? Don't know. Yeah, I'm sure she completed her deployment, and it wasn't a cake deployment. And by that I mean I don't think I saw more than a single female Soldier complete the entire deployment, let alone one who is obviously an embarrassment to the uniform. |
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Posted: 7/7/2012 12:15:52 AM EDT
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Quoted: We had about 10 women in my unit, and the only one that didn't complete the entire deployment was the one who took a round through her arm. Quoted: Odd, though, she does have a combat patch. So . . . she didn't ride her profile out of actually going over. Maybe she actually did a job? Perhaps got home, got pregnant and fat? Don't know. Yeah, I'm sure she completed her deployment, and it wasn't a cake deployment. And by that I mean I don't think I saw more than a single female Soldier complete the entire deployment, let alone one who is obviously an embarrassment to the uniform. Here's a funny pic:  |
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Posted: 7/7/2012 12:19:02 AM EDT
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Odd, though, she does have a combat patch. So . . . she didn't ride her profile out of actually going over. Maybe she actually did a job? Perhaps got home, got pregnant and fat? Don't know. Yeah, I'm sure she completed her deployment, and it wasn't a cake deployment. And by that I mean I don't think I saw more than a single female Soldier complete the entire deployment, let alone one who is obviously an embarrassment to the uniform. Only one deployment here and a number of the females were at BAF, made certain they stayed at BAF even to the point of EO complaints. One female medic made it the whole deployment without inciting her husband to homicide (which amazed the hell out of me considering she almost accomplished that the first week of pre-mob, they were in the same unit) and a female truck driver that made it through with no issues, several other random female who did their jobs well and never got noticed because they were doing the right things and didn't screw everything with a pulse. There was a female who got herself attached to the HQ and was all hot to trot until she discovered that her boyfriend, who she thought was going to be at the same FOB, was at a different FOB so her year-long screw-fest away from the kids was going to be alone down tools and quit. Dumb twit got herself sent to Kuwait to be a liason (from a BN  ). If she had kept her pie hole shut she would have had it easy in Kuwait with nothing to do. Got herself thrown out in 24 hrs for being a bitch to everyone in sight.
I know plenty of females who have done the job right. Pointing fingers at her and bitching, just from the picture, makes you all look juvenile as you have zero clue as to why she is where she is. Or she could be the profile Ranger who got to be the Queen of the Year and got preggers while in Iraq. |
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Posted: 7/7/2012 12:28:39 AM EDT
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oldie but a goodie http://ffffunny.com/funny-images/5813/original/attachment.php_attachmentid_1068704?1244921874 No pic 
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Posted: 7/7/2012 12:40:27 AM EDT
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Q: What's the difference between a Romney supporter, and an Obama supporter?
A: A Romney supporter signs the FRONT of a check, while the Obama supporter signs the back of a check. |
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Posted: 7/7/2012 1:11:32 AM EDT
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Turns out she's kinda hot 
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Posted: 7/7/2012 1:28:07 AM EDT
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http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=41198 http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=41199 http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=41200 Turns out she's kinda hot http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=41201 It's like her right eye is looking straight forward and her left is looking up slightly in that last pic. |
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Posted: 7/7/2012 7:20:42 AM EDT
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http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=41198 http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=41199 http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=41200 Turns out she's kinda hot http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=41201 Don't stick your dick in crazy..... |
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Posted: 7/7/2012 8:07:57 AM EDT
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http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=41198 http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=41199 http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=41200 Turns out she's kinda hot http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=41201 Don't stick your dick in crazy..... 
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Posted: 7/7/2012 8:09:49 AM EDT
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Hell, i'd hit it.
Hitchhiker out |
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