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Link Posted: 7/5/2012 1:39:19 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/5/2012 1:42:40 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/5/2012 1:45:13 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:


what is that from? because i just googled "men in blue tights ass" and you dont want to know what i found


New show on Syfy Channel, "Total Blackout"

Hessian-1

ETA: Too slow, but the show is funny as shit!

Link Posted: 7/5/2012 1:50:25 PM EDT
[#4]
Let's be thankful we all don't live in such fearsome places.





Link Posted: 7/5/2012 2:12:06 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/5/2012 4:25:17 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:

I do NOT want to know where you found that!




Total Blackout on Sci-fy....that episode was fucking funny.
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 5:08:45 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/5/2012 5:42:15 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Let's be thankful we all don't live in such fearsome places.



At first I was rolling my eyes, but by the end I was laughing my ass off.
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 5:46:26 PM EDT
[#9]


hahahahah
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 6:26:03 PM EDT
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This is actually really cool.  Try it.  It's not a monster jumping out or anything like that, I promise.

Instructions: 1. Stare at the red dot on the girl’s nose for 30 seconds 2. Turn your eyes towards the wall/roof or somewhere else on a plain surface 3. Keep blinking your eyes quickly! 4. What can you see?
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 6:35:59 PM EDT
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...



This is actually really cool.  Try it.  It's not a monster jumping out or anything like that, I promise.







Instructions: 1. Stare at the red dot on the girl’s nose for 30 seconds 2. Turn your eyes towards the wall/roof or somewhere else on a plain surface 3. Keep blinking your eyes quickly! 4. What can you see?



http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/epic-illusion-win.jpg




MOTHER. OF. GOD.

She's gorgeous!! This harkens back to the days of LordTrader's "posting without posting".

 

 
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 7:50:45 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:

Quoted:
...
This is actually really cool.  Try it.  It's not a monster jumping out or anything like that, I promise.

Instructions: 1. Stare at the red dot on the girl’s nose for 30 seconds 2. Turn your eyes towards the wall/roof or somewhere else on a plain surface 3. Keep blinking your eyes quickly! 4. What can you see?
http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/epic-illusion-win.jpg

MOTHER. OF. GOD.


She's gorgeous!! This harkens back to the days of LordTrader's "posting without posting".    


She is, but that's pretty weird.

Link Posted: 7/5/2012 8:47:17 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Stolen from Tony-Ri

Laughed so hard, I had to pause it 1 min in.  It gets serious at around 2:20.



Dude is seriously talented. Hes done tons of songs.  Heres one of him doing dragonforce's fire/ice

Link Posted: 7/5/2012 9:19:23 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/5/2012 9:22:06 PM EDT
[#15]


bump for hilarity.
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 9:47:22 PM EDT
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Quoted:







bump for hilarity.


lol oh shit how'd i miss that one





 
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 10:02:12 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:

Quoted:


bump for hilarity.

lol oh shit how'd i miss that one

 


Patrick Warburton is a funny motherfucker.

ETA:
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 10:11:48 PM EDT
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Quoted:
http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/4th-of-july-manicure-fail.jpg

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/sushi-fail.jpg

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/tattoo-win-connect-the-dots.jpg

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/parenting-fail-plastic-bag-over-head-supermarket.jpg

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/pack-rat-fail-wall-collapse.jpg

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/house-fail-bursting-at-the-seams.jpg

Or Ctrl-i


http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/epic-kit-kat-bar.jpg

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/car-wash-sign-win-mr-miyagi.jpg

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/fitting-in-fail-forever-alone.jpg

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/birthday-cake-fail.jpg

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/wine-rack-win-transformer-thing.jpg

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/placement-win-mario.jpg

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/status-update-fail-commenting-win.jpg

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/illusion-win-box-same-color.jpg

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/teacher-poster-fail-to-touch-a-child.jpg

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/bids-fail-air-yeezy-pic-only.jpg

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/fathers-day-paying-your-respects-win-booze.jpg

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/fathers-day-paying-your-respects-win-booze.jpg

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/buyer-fail-troll-win-cd-player-2.jpg

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/t-shirt-win-tongue-lick-boob.jpg

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/perv-win-vj-golf-course.jpg

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/company-name-win-camel-towing.jpg

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/license-plate-win-infiniti-n-byond.jpg

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/burger-king-win-RIP-mcdonalds.jpg

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/intelligence-fail-redbox.jpg

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/fashion-fail-caption-win-stewie.jpg

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/humor-win-no-motorboats.jpg

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/student-win-math-away.jpg

This is actually really cool.  Try it.  It's not a monster jumping out or anything like that, I promise.

Instructions: 1. Stare at the red dot on the girl’s nose for 30 seconds 2. Turn your eyes towards the wall/roof or somewhere else on a plain surface 3. Keep blinking your eyes quickly! 4. What can you see?
http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/epic-illusion-win.jpg


Link Posted: 7/5/2012 10:13:55 PM EDT
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bump for hilarity.


LOLz.



 
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 10:49:03 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/5/2012 11:49:46 PM EDT
[#21]
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 1:29:26 AM EDT
[#22]
Old Drew Carey clip.  Funny guy.  I like the bit about mayo packet from Arby's.






 
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 1:59:54 AM EDT
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rinm3h1Ibcc[/youtube]
[youtube]http://youtu.be/rinm3h1Ibcc[/youtube]
[youtube]<iframe width="560" height="315" src="rinm3h1Ibcc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>[/youtube]

[flash width='560' height='315' src='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rinm3h1Ibcc']

Gawd damnit, three tutorials lied to me.

HERE YOU ARE
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 2:10:13 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/6/2012 2:20:55 AM EDT
[#25]
Say what you want... his trigger discipline is awesome.

Link Posted: 7/6/2012 2:28:34 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/6/2012 5:20:08 AM EDT
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Surprised no one did this yet:

Link Posted: 7/6/2012 7:21:52 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/6/2012 10:09:07 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/6/2012 10:24:38 AM EDT
[#30]
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Say what you want... his trigger discipline is awesome.

http://i374.photobucket.com/albums/oo181/shadow_walker44/gmhellokitty.jpg


I believe he's just flashing his signs and it happens to look like good trigger discipline.

Link Posted: 7/6/2012 11:11:24 AM EDT
[#31]
This is not funny!
But it is pretty cool and I like the music.



Give it a couple minutes.



http://thequality.com/people/michela/weblog/archives/mirror/flashback.swf




 
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 12:13:05 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Say what you want... his trigger discipline is awesome.

http://i374.photobucket.com/albums/oo181/shadow_walker44/gmhellokitty.jpg


I believe he's just flashing his signs and it happens to look like good trigger discipline.



That picture has been photoshopped.
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 12:18:55 PM EDT
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Quoted:



Quoted:


Quoted:

Say what you want... his trigger discipline is awesome.



http://i374.photobucket.com/albums/oo181/shadow_walker44/gmhellokitty.jpg




I believe he's just flashing his signs and it happens to look like good trigger discipline.







That picture has been photoshopped.


Correct.  The original is just as silly.

 





Link Posted: 7/6/2012 12:20:23 PM EDT
[#34]



Quoted:


This is not funny!
But it is pretty cool and I like the music.



Give it a couple minutes.



http://thequality.com/people/michela/weblog/archives/mirror/flashback.swf



 


Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit taking LSD.

 
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 12:22:20 PM EDT
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Quoted:
This is not funny!







But it is pretty cool and I like the music.

Give it a couple minutes.

http://thequality.com/people/michela/weblog/archives/mirror/flashback.swf

 


For some reason this made me think of the Drummers in Neal Stephenson's The Diamond Age.

ETA:  So what do you get if you enter an acceptable username and password at the end there?  I bet it's something really cool.
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 12:22:48 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/6/2012 12:25:12 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:


W. T. F.

Will you look at the size of that heffalump!


She still enlisted to protect your freedom so why don't you show some freaking respect.
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 12:39:39 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/6/2012 12:45:05 PM EDT
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Quoted:






W. T. F.



Will you look at the size of that heffalump!




She still enlisted to protect your freedom so why don't you show some freaking respect.


Only thing she's protecting is the honeybun she's hoarding in her pocket.



 
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 12:48:16 PM EDT
[#40]
Is this wingnutx or Ninelivez?





Link Posted: 7/6/2012 12:53:27 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
Quoted:


W. T. F.

Will you look at the size of that heffalump!


She still enlisted to protect your freedom so why don't you show some freaking respect.


Link Posted: 7/6/2012 12:58:48 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
Quoted:


W. T. F.

Will you look at the size of that heffalump!


She still enlisted to protect your freedom so why don't you show some freaking respect.


I don't respect fat lazy sacks of shit who sign up, take the pay, but can't do the job.
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 12:59:15 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
Quoted:


W. T. F.

Will you look at the size of that heffalump!


She still enlisted to protect your freedom so why don't you show some freaking respect.


How about this, champ. I've been serving for 12+ years and counting. That isn't a Soldier. That's a paycheck soaking, profile riding, TMC ranger that couldn't Soldier her way out of a fucking wet paper bag!
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 1:12:02 PM EDT
[#44]
Thread derail successful.





Link Posted: 7/6/2012 1:12:03 PM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:


W. T. F.

Will you look at the size of that heffalump!


She still enlisted to protect your freedom so why don't you show some freaking respect.


How about this, champ. I've been serving for 12+ years and counting. That isn't a Soldier. That's a paycheck soaking, profile riding, TMC ranger that couldn't Soldier her way out of a fucking wet paper bag!


Yep, probably been on profile since the first week of basic training but they still pushed her through. Now some poor NCO has to deal with a useless pile of shit that spends more time at appointments than at work. I'd be willing to bet that everytime somebody tries to push an over weight chapter on her she goes crying to mental health.

My God, it is SOOOO gratifying when you actually have a JAG that is on your side and you can actually get rid of these turds. The look on their face when they get handed their clearing papers is priceless.


back to the funny.
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 1:16:08 PM EDT
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Quoted:
Quoted:







W. T. F.
Will you look at the size of that heffalump!

She still enlisted to protect your freedom so why don't you show some freaking respect.




Maybe she enlisted for access to all of the diesel dykes, I mean, you never know for sure.  Do you know why she enlisted? can you read her mind?









Oh Carnac the Magnificent, why did she enlist?  Potatoes.
 
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 1:25:36 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/6/2012 1:28:21 PM EDT
[#48]




Quoted:

Is this wingnutx or Ninelivez?









Link Posted: 7/6/2012 1:30:56 PM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Is this wingnutx or Ninelivez?





I've been searching in vain for hours now trying to find a guy serenading a goose or a duck, but no luck...
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 1:34:42 PM EDT
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