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Link Posted: 7/3/2012 6:40:17 PM EDT
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From the cover of today's Seattle Times, and this story http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2018585723_weather03m.html



http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2012/07/02/2018585798.jpg



This pic from the 4th of July set up at Gas Works Park evokes a strong Planet of the Apes response in me, like I'm Charlton Heston riding down the beach in the last scene:



Oh my God... I'm back. I'm home. All the time it was... we finally really did it. [screaming]

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! OH, DAMN YOU! GODDAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!"    
But why is that dude peeing in her ear?



 


Dude... Gas Works park. In Seattle. Walking distance from the Lenin statue in the Fremont district. Where naked bicyclist parades happen on the solstice.

 
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 7:02:21 PM EDT
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b. The soldier has NOT been diagnosed by health care personnel as having a medical condition which precludes them from participating in the Army body fat composition/weight control program. NOTE: If the soldier has been declared that being over weight is a medical problem, the soldier will not be separated per this paragraph.

Profile shoes are magic, they render the fat-ass immune to chapter 18.
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 7:13:56 PM EDT
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I'd probably just wipe my ass with that piece of paper.



 
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 7:43:15 PM EDT
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This is an awesome comment thread on the terminal lance facebook page about mall warriors.

http://www.facebook.com/terminallance/posts/10151003729228608

eta. tried making it hot
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 7:44:57 PM EDT
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http://t.qkme.me/3p5ek4.jpg
http://t.qkme.me/g9e.jpg
http://t.qkme.me/35ouc5.jpg

and many more: http://www.quickmeme.com/Advice-God/

first noob post.
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 8:00:24 PM EDT
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I'd probably just wipe my ass with that piece of paper.

 
Engineering has taught me to never start a project without verifying all needed resources are present.
 
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Fo Dog, this thread is BABNANAS X87
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 9:31:54 PM EDT
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http://i.imgur.com/5bwaH.jpg

Formed and waiting for inspection.


This is about two miles from my house. These bastards are relentless. The tourists love to feed them so if they think you even look hungry, they're all up in your face gettin' snackish.
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Arfcom dads, what round for nine year old?

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Arfcom dads, what round for nine year old?



NINEMM of course
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 12:50:59 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/4/2012 1:06:29 AM EDT
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I lost (Guilty dog):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu3XG0QuM7s


I'd swear that's Woody Harelson's voice.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 1:28:26 AM EDT
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Arfcom dads, what round for nine year old?



Hmm, I'm gonna have to pay more attention to the local news for LULz
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 3:36:18 AM EDT
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I love Red Forman.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 4:08:33 AM EDT
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OK, that one made me snarf.  I used to have to walk to school (Uphill!  Both ways!) under high tension lines that would dance when the weather was wet.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 4:53:04 AM EDT
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I lost (Guilty dog):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu3XG0QuM7s


I'd swear that's Woody Harelson's voice.


duuuude! I was laughing and I felt so bad.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:39:41 PM EDT
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I was doing some work at a Comcast call center a few years ago and came across this cube. Purple stars hanging from the ceiling too. You should have seen the woman who worked there.......a rather large black woman with PURPLE hair. She was friendly as heck, I stopped to gaze at her cube and she threatened to dye me purple and lock me in the cabinet. She was a little "out there".






Link Posted: 7/4/2012 11:14:16 PM EDT
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Not 'shopped. I took these pictures flipping through channels in a hotel room. Larry King show, and yep.....that's Dan Akroyd at top right.





Link Posted: 7/4/2012 11:27:55 PM EDT
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In a bookstore a couple of years ago......

Link Posted: 7/4/2012 11:44:41 PM EDT
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Another office cube. Nameplate says "Sarah Palin". Software company in MD.





Link Posted: 7/4/2012 11:56:54 PM EDT
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Quoted:


Quoted:

I lost (Guilty dog):



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu3XG0QuM7s




I'd swear that's Woody Harelson's voice.




duuuude! I was laughing and I felt so bad.
Did you read some of the comments? Good lord...





 
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 12:02:02 AM EDT
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This just happened to me tonight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPaFdHMm5oE

If someone could embed I'd be appreciative.
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 12:05:01 AM EDT
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In a bookstore a couple of years ago......

http://i47.tinypic.com/2rcxydw.jpg


In bookstores right now.  And just as intellectually relevant.



Link Posted: 7/5/2012 12:19:20 AM EDT
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Did you read some of the comments? Good lord...



 


I'm helping!

 
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 12:29:19 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/5/2012 8:15:43 AM EDT
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Don't know if this will make the cultural divide or not...

Fifty Shades Of Pink (A Version for Men)

Mr Average bloke comes home from work and there’s this really sexy chick at his house waiting for him. Proper big tits and all that.

She sucks him off, they do all 3 positions and he blows his load in and around her mouth.

Then he has a pizza and a beer.

I'm working on a sequel, it'll probably have lezzers in it.

Link Posted: 7/5/2012 9:19:32 AM EDT
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This just happened to me tonight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPaFdHMm5oE

If someone could embed I'd be appreciative.


The neighbors and I were lighting off some of Virginia's Finest Neutered Fireworks™ in the street Tuesday night, and the one called "Flippin' Awesome" did in fact flip, launching exploding fireballs at all of us miscreants.  It was a hoot.
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Awesome. Pure awesome.
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 12:00:45 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/5/2012 12:37:04 PM EDT
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Quoted:
Don't know if this will make the cultural divide or not...

Fifty Shades Of Pink (A Version for Men)

Mr Average bloke comes home from work and there’s this really sexy chick at his house waiting for him. Proper big tits and all that.

She sucks him off, they do all 3 positions and he blows his load in and around her mouth.

Then he has a pizza and a beer.

I'm working on a sequel, it'll probably have lezzers in it.



Link Posted: 7/5/2012 12:43:01 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/5/2012 12:53:28 PM EDT
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what is that from? because i just googled "men in blue tights ass" and you dont want to know what i found
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 12:58:03 PM EDT
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what is that from? because i just googled "men in blue tights ass" and you dont want to know what i found


Total Blackout

It's a cable TV show where they put people in a dark room to complete challenges - filmed with low light cameras.
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 1:14:58 PM EDT
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posted the video awhile ago, look back for more lolz
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