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Link Posted: 5/31/2012 10:38:30 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/31/2012 10:40:21 PM EDT
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Woman driver I presume?
Link Posted: 5/31/2012 10:49:41 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/1/2012 12:24:42 AM EDT
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O Fortuna, I won't be able to remember all the lyrics so while I was laughing my ass off, the music will not be ruined for me.
Link Posted: 6/1/2012 12:48:23 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/1/2012 1:03:35 AM EDT
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That almost looks like College Station PD.
Link Posted: 6/1/2012 1:38:11 AM EDT
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That almost looks like College Station PD.


Maybe over by Lowe's?


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Link Posted: 6/1/2012 1:44:00 AM EDT
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That almost looks like College Station PD.


Maybe over by Lowe's?


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Friend of mine on FB says it's Austin PD.
Link Posted: 6/1/2012 2:22:50 AM EDT
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My submission.



I guess we arrested Cousin It:






Link Posted: 6/1/2012 2:25:00 AM EDT
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That almost looks like College Station PD.


Maybe over by Lowe's?


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Friend of mine on FB says it's Austin PD.


Wouldn't doubt it.
Link Posted: 6/1/2012 2:48:37 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/1/2012 6:48:50 AM EDT
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rofl spot on

we need one for season 2 shenanigans
Link Posted: 6/1/2012 10:13:31 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/1/2012 11:42:19 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/1/2012 12:07:52 PM EDT
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hope this works, if not:

http://www.toonhole.com/2012/06/congress-woman/

Link Posted: 6/1/2012 12:15:18 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/1/2012 12:16:44 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/1/2012 12:39:08 PM EDT
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Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.


"Thus, the Fm,inf. distribution is the distribution of a chi-square random variable with m degrees of freedom, divided by m: W / m is distributed Fm,inf.."

I... uh..
Link Posted: 6/1/2012 1:00:52 PM EDT
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Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.




"Thus, the Fm,∞ distribution is the distribution of a chi-square random variable with m degrees of freedom, divided by m: W / m is distributed Fm,∞."



I... uh..


"He's taken it," he said, "now I'll let him eat it well." Fricken Hemingway
Link Posted: 6/1/2012 1:24:27 PM EDT
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Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.


"Thus, the Fm,∞ distribution is the distribution of a chi-square random variable with m degrees of freedom, divided by m: W / m is distributed Fm,∞."

I... uh..

"He's taken it," he said, "now I'll let him eat it well." Fricken Hemingway


"I quickly worked through my first twelve."
Link Posted: 6/1/2012 1:25:30 PM EDT
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"He's taken it," he said, "now I'll let him eat it well." Fricken Hemingway
HAHAHAHAHA. Let's try the Uniform Commercial Code!

"Thereafter, one or both sends a 'confirmation' form that includes terms different from or addition to those that the parties previously agreed on orally."

Oh man, the rest of this paragraph is too good not to include:

"If the parties file the forms as usual without reading them and go ahead and perform, and if a dispute then arises, is there a contract? If so, on what terms?"

Figures that my first time would be with a hooker that requires a written contract.
Link Posted: 6/1/2012 1:45:41 PM EDT
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Some clay particles, especially those in the coarser clay fractions, are composed of minerals such as quartz and hydrous oxides of iron and aluminum.


This is a stupid game and you should feel bad.


 
Link Posted: 6/1/2012 1:58:20 PM EDT
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Begin creating a new table by selecting the field's data type and then typing the field names into the header row of the blank datasheet.

Link Posted: 6/1/2012 2:12:08 PM EDT
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Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.


"Thus, the Fm,inf. distribution is the distribution of a chi-square random variable with m degrees of freedom, divided by m: W / m is distributed Fm,inf.."

I... uh..


"What do the examples from the last chapter with Warren Buffett, Dr. Jerome Groopman, and Spock have in common?"

Suddenly I am not interested in having a sex life in 2012.
Link Posted: 6/1/2012 2:55:26 PM EDT
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"Now flip the plastic container upside down so that th ebottom is facing upward"

Weapons of Mass Distraction - a book about building catapaults, etc out of office supplies.
Link Posted: 6/1/2012 3:03:26 PM EDT
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It also lists review articles, book reviews, book notes, commentaries, editorials, or other substantive items, and it may either list articles published in electronic form only (e-articles) or direct readers to the journal's Web site for a list of those articles.
The Chicago Manual of Style, 15th Edition.


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"Now flip the plastic container upside down so that th ebottom is facing upward"

Weapons of Mass Distraction - a book about building catapaults, etc out of office supplies.

Off to Amazon...
Link Posted: 6/1/2012 3:03:45 PM EDT
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"Now flip the plastic container upside down so that th ebottom is facing upward"

Weapons of Mass Distraction - a book about building catapaults, etc out of office supplies.


fucking awesome.

antacid. merriam-webster dictionary.
Link Posted: 6/1/2012 3:38:10 PM EDT
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"Now every doctor knows you personally"..... A parenting book that was on my coffee table..
Link Posted: 6/1/2012 4:23:14 PM EDT
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Ruined forever


But glorious.  Truly glorious.
Link Posted: 6/1/2012 7:15:45 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/1/2012 7:51:52 PM EDT
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10.2.10.1 Exception –– In a weak/strong hand stage, a competitor who has physical use of only one hand may use the same hand for both weak and strong without penalty.


Link Posted: 6/1/2012 7:57:07 PM EDT
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I'm at work and have a Pocketbook of Infectious Disease Therapy next to me, I opened to page 45 to find a table of antibiotics.  
 
Link Posted: 6/1/2012 8:03:10 PM EDT
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This one is actually pretty good.

"....approach with pleasure even the most tedious practice session.  The more "ready" the person is to respond to a stimulus, the more satisfaction he finds in the response......"  Bruce Lee
Link Posted: 6/1/2012 8:04:14 PM EDT
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I rost I rost very very herd
Link Posted: 6/1/2012 8:05:47 PM EDT
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EDIT:  No double tap free load'n



Link Posted: 6/1/2012 8:09:42 PM EDT
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Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.




"Thus, the Fm,inf. distribution is the distribution of a chi-square random variable with m degrees of freedom, divided by m: W / m is distributed Fm,inf.."



I... uh..




"What do the examples from the last chapter with Warren Buffett, Dr. Jerome Groopman, and Spock have in common?"



Suddenly I am not interested in having a sex life in 2012.






"one day, this odd god came walking along a path between two fields."





joseph campbell, "the hero with a thousand faces"



 
Link Posted: 6/1/2012 8:31:08 PM EDT
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Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012


"Every soul shall have a taste of death: and only on the Day of Judgement shall you be paid your full recompense."



Doesn't sound too promising...



 
Link Posted: 6/1/2012 8:40:23 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/1/2012 9:50:20 PM EDT
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I rost I rost very very herd


well, if you insist.

good luck to that girl in the states.
Link Posted: 6/1/2012 10:44:14 PM EDT
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all because of this thread, i stopped at barnes and noble today

Link Posted: 6/1/2012 11:45:53 PM EDT
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Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012

My wife: "And then I barfed all over the beautiful Persian rug."

Mine: "The general aim is to provide information that allows some mathematical models to be developed to estimate the range excess in practical situations."
Link Posted: 6/2/2012 12:11:32 AM EDT
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Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012


"It's just a good story"

That may be accurate, sad, but accurate.


Link Posted: 6/2/2012 12:50:26 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/2/2012 12:55:53 AM EDT
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Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012


"Destoyer commanders tended to have a more expansive view of their combat potential."
Link Posted: 6/2/2012 1:08:15 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/2/2012 1:22:43 AM EDT
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I'm wearing vodka goggles right now.  Help me out.  Is that real?  Looks like that lab would have gotten fucked up.

 
Link Posted: 6/2/2012 1:32:07 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/2/2012 1:33:35 AM EDT
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I'm wearing vodka goggles right now.  Help me out.  Is that real?  Looks like that lab would have gotten fucked up.  


I have not idea.  But animals are without ego, so if that Tigress was in the mood I can see it happening.  



 
Link Posted: 6/2/2012 1:34:28 AM EDT
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EDIT:  No double tap free load'n

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k148/tanren_37/doggy2.png


Hmmm... need orange and black hair dye and some brushes... lets see what my wife thinks of the Shih-tzu when my daughter and I get done with it.
Link Posted: 6/2/2012 1:34:35 AM EDT
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I'm wearing vodka goggles right now.  Help me out.  Is that real?  Looks like that lab would have gotten fucked up.  
Tiger Philosophy:

"Use Once, Then Destroy."





 
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