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that was so awesome!
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HULK SMASH!
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See! Common core works!
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No, common core would be "~~~~~gallons-~~~gallons=~~buckets" It still works wonderfully.
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I ain't getting it either, other than it's upside down. If that's it what is the funny?
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I ain't getting it either, other than it's upside down. If that's it what is the funny?

Graduated cylinder has a tassle.

Don't worry, it took me about 45 seconds.
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Edited - Too much for the crew here probably.
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NVM.


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Et tu, Blue-cheese?


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Theres a dude with situational awareness.  The chick was probably pissed at him, though.
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Damn. Good catch.
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From a friend on facebook.




Note to self - Never save neighbors number as "huge titties" then give her your phone so she can try and locate hers.
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Theres a dude with situational awareness.  The chick was probably pissed at him, though.
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Theres a dude with situational awareness.  The chick was probably pissed at him, though.


He almost certainly saved her life.
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http://www.foodrepublic.com/2014/03/03/video-guy-pretends-be-chef-pranks-morning-tv-shows




Meet Keith Guerke. He is now our hero. Over the holiday season he was able to get himself booked on FIVE morning TV shows pretending to be an expert in "leftover cooking” while making some of the most unappetizing ever shown on live morning television in the upper Midwest. He tells Deadspin that the dishes are made from day old KFC takeout. Keith Guerke, as it turns out, does not know how to cook. Lessons learned: You can get yourself booked on morning TV pretty easily. You should catch Guerke on tour as part of the Found Footage Fest, which kicks off Thursday in Nashville.  






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Meet Keith Guerke. He is now our hero. Over the holiday season he was able to get himself booked on FIVE morning TV shows pretending to be an expert in "leftover cooking” while making some of the most unappetizing ever shown on live morning television in the upper Midwest. He tells Deadspin that the dishes are made from day old KFC takeout. Keith Guerke, as it turns out, does not know how to cook. Lessons learned: You can get yourself booked on morning TV pretty easily. You should catch Guerke on tour as part of the Found Footage Fest, which kicks off Thursday in Nashville.  


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"Are you familiar with GG Allin?"
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"Are you familiar with GG Allin?"
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Meet Keith Guerke. He is now our hero. Over the holiday season he was able to get himself booked on FIVE morning TV shows pretending to be an expert in "leftover cooking” while making some of the most unappetizing ever shown on live morning television in the upper Midwest. He tells Deadspin that the dishes are made from day old KFC takeout. Keith Guerke, as it turns out, does not know how to cook. Lessons learned: You can get yourself booked on morning TV pretty easily. You should catch Guerke on tour as part of the Found Footage Fest, which kicks off Thursday in Nashville.  


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"Are you familiar with GG Allin?"



I lost it there as well.   Also at "the average American eats a pound and a half of feces a year. No thank you."
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From a friend on facebook.



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From a friend on facebook.

Note to self - Never save neighbors number as "huge titties" then give her your phone so she can try and locate hers.





I went over to my daughter's new friend's house to introduce myself to her parents.  The mom, Brittany, had gigantic boobs.  Luckily, she also had big blue eyes which saved me on the ride home.  My daughter is horrible with names and was complaining that she never could remember her friend's mom's name.  

I said, "One trick that will help you remember someone's name is to associate it with something special or memorable about them.  Like.......Big Bo........lue eyed Brittany."

It was a close one, man.  
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"if you have to ask......."
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I went over to my daughter's new friend's house to introduce myself to her parents.  The mom, Brittany, had gigantic boobs.  Luckily, she also had big blue eyes which saved me on the ride home.  My daughter is horrible with names and was complaining that she never could remember her friend's mom's name.  

I said, "One trick that will help you remember someone's name is to associate it with something special or memorable about them.  Like.......Big Bo........lue eyed Brittany."

It was a close one, man.  
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From a friend on facebook.

Note to self - Never save neighbors number as "huge titties" then give her your phone so she can try and locate hers.





I went over to my daughter's new friend's house to introduce myself to her parents.  The mom, Brittany, had gigantic boobs.  Luckily, she also had big blue eyes which saved me on the ride home.  My daughter is horrible with names and was complaining that she never could remember her friend's mom's name.  

I said, "One trick that will help you remember someone's name is to associate it with something special or memorable about them.  Like.......Big Bo........lue eyed Brittany."

It was a close one, man.  


Pics or it didn't happen.  


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The meal in a milk jug was great.  Talk about efficiency!



Too bad the books "didn't show up."
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Meet Keith Guerke. He is now our hero. Over the holiday season he was able to get himself booked on FIVE morning TV shows pretending to be an expert in "leftover cooking” while making some of the most unappetizing ever shown on live morning television in the upper Midwest. He tells Deadspin that the dishes are made from day old KFC takeout. Keith Guerke, as it turns out, does not know how to cook. Lessons learned: You can get yourself booked on morning TV pretty easily. You should catch Guerke on tour as part of the Found Footage Fest, which kicks off Thursday in Nashville.  





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3335KNFYK1I










"Are you familiar with GG Allin?"






I lost it there as well.   Also at "the average American eats a pound and a half of feces a year. No thank you."




The meal in a milk jug was great.  Talk about efficiency!



Too bad the books "didn't show up."







 
"The fat does go the top, so you gotta give it a good... Whoah!"




"And this is so fun, my daughters Spirit and Curtis Anne love these smoothies.  ...maybe not as blended as we'd like..."






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Like a sack of potatos.
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I went over to my daughter's new friend's house to introduce myself to her parents.  The mom, Brittany, had gigantic boobs.  Luckily, she also had big blue eyes which saved me on the ride home.  My daughter is horrible with names and was complaining that she never could remember her friend's mom's name.  



I said, "One trick that will help you remember someone's name is to associate it with something special or memorable about them.  Like.......Big Bo........lue eyed Brittany."



It was a close one, man.  
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From a friend on facebook.




Note to self - Never save neighbors number as "huge titties" then give her your phone so she can try and locate hers.










I went over to my daughter's new friend's house to introduce myself to her parents.  The mom, Brittany, had gigantic boobs.  Luckily, she also had big blue eyes which saved me on the ride home.  My daughter is horrible with names and was complaining that she never could remember her friend's mom's name.  



I said, "One trick that will help you remember someone's name is to associate it with something special or memorable about them.  Like.......Big Bo........lue eyed Brittany."



It was a close one, man.  


So women can't keep their eyes off 'em either. Ha ha Nailed!



 
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Wow, you reposted EVERYTHING from Ifunny today.
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Please point out the original content in this thread. All the photos are reposts from other sites. It is nice to have them all in one thread. I don't go to redit and imagur and other sites that other people post pics here from. I see them here. Sorry to bother you.
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Please point out the original content in this thread. All the photos are reposts from other sites. It is nice to have them all in one thread. I don't go to redit and imagur and other sites that other people post pics here from. I see them here. Sorry to bother you.
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Please point out the original content in this thread. All the photos are reposts from other sites. It is nice to have them all in one thread. I don't go to redit and imagur and other sites that other people post pics here from. I see them here. Sorry to bother you.


I've probably got a couple dozen in here that I took myself...
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wtf
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Do I want to know why they were trying to strap the bitey end securely to the tree?
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