+eleventy hundred

how dare we go off track in a GD thread

Got me on the toothbrushes

"Get in there'!!"

Rost multiple times!!!

Air horn door and caramel covered onion are especially evil.
 

I totally Rost.



 

Almost word for word with that card.   I told him that if he's such a bad ass that will key cars, step up.



He shut, slunk back to his car and left as fast as his fat ass would haul him.



 

my tire was touching the white line on the opposite side of a handicap ramp.    I had pulled over to make sure people could use it.  And there was no parking space on the side my tire was on.





 

Did you feel like a badass and proceed to blade at 45 whenever you met anyone new for the remainder of the day?  If not CSB.  Anyone have anything funny to post?  I have nothing new right now.............



 

It's probably already been posted, but this one always makes me laugh

I've posted it before and it's dumb as hell but it always makes me laugh.

Me too......



 

For God's sake son, you are a bear! You're the Alpha predator for North America, quit being a pussy.



 

my girl just send me this

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80696601/



The actual video suggests that that North American bear was abducted by PRC spies, and tortured by the Red Chinese.  

 

I just had to apologize to the wife for waking her up.

I had that guessed completely wrong, I thought he was in for a slashing.

 

I lost

Those damn, dirty commies.



 

They do not sound anything like a large 8 cylinder (probably American made) internal combustion engine with the cylinders arranged in a "V" formation when that particular internal combustion engine reaches a predetermined load requirement causing the fuel/air mixing device to start opening the secondary throttle plates making the transition to the secondary fuel circuit, and activating the second accelerator pump.

Always been partial to the Quadrajet myself, but that sums it up nicely. Regardless of which 4bbl one uses.

I wonder if Nape has ever heard a 6pack (or 3 deuces) wide open?

Hey retards, this is a picture thread. Go post about how much you like your hot wheels in the Cars and Bikes section.

Dude, you can't post something like that and not throw-out a picture of some sort. Here, let me help you out:

 

Check at about the halfway point in the video

 

 

 I love that guy

Rime of Ancient Dutchman





It's an ancient Dutchman


And he posts on page thirteen near


- "By thy wooden clogs and glittering eye,


Now wherefore post thou here?





The thread of Anthrocon is open wide


And we are next to post


The suits are sewn, pics are shown


Join us the furry host





he holds them with feather-covered hand


"there was a barrack in Denmark" quoth he


"Hold off! unhand us, you mustachioed loon"


Then spake The Penguin, "this I gotta see"





He holds them with his keyboard clicks


Arfcom all stood still,


And listen like tier-three n00bs


The Dutchman hath his will





Arfcomers sat by screens


They cannot choose but read


And thus posts that red-jacketed man


The Dutchman doth his deed





Swingset doth declare


merrily did he wrap


duct tape on birds, below the bill


so that they won't pop





Thusly the Dutchman quoted this text


Speaking of fowl sex


And pass on this ancient knowledge


with Arfcom on the edge





Once upon a barrack dreary, a farm boy pondered hot and heavy


Over many a carnal loves for domestic fowls





soooo....





Just sit right back


and you will hear a tale


a tale of bestiality





If you desire to


violate a goose


or drake in its cavity





Place its neck in


a dresser drawer


as you perform depravity





Slam it shut


as you reach the peak


and enjoy the ecstasy





Arfcommers did beat their breast


Yet what read cannot be unread


And thus spake that fateful day


what the ancient Dutchman said





Bleach bleach everywhere


our eyes still feel the sting


Bleach bleach everywhere


Nor our minds to clean





And every post, through utter shock


Was withered like dried curds;


We could not type, no more than if


we had been choking birds





Away said we, with evil grins


all members old and young


Instead of fur, the dying bird


About his name was hung.





Alone, alone all, all alone


Alone on an Arfcom board


A forum filled with dresser jokes


And goose videos galore





They BTT, they plus-one, they all reposted


The thread became a legend in their eyes


It had been strange, even in a dream


Until archived no longer this thread rise.





Farewell, farewell, but this I tell


To thee, members and guests


My job is done, you lovers of


Both man and bird and beasts





Arfcom went like one that hath been stunned,


and is of sense of forlorn


gather we for goose and dresser


group buy morrow morn





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I wanted to do a full treatment of the original, but couldn't get enough materials, so I settled for a much abridged version.



 
 
 

The things I come across in a days work.....