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Link Posted: 8/24/2014 8:59:54 AM EDT
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"So she puts her tongue in your hole?"

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"So she puts her tongue in your hole?"

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"So she puts her tongue in your hole?"



lol.

I wish she were my grammy.
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That was great



 
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Somebody can't tell the fucking difference between a PMAG and USGI.  Fucking noobs.  



 
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DkProf is gonna have a stroke.
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NYPD uses plungers a little differently too.
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NYPD uses plungers a little differently too.
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NYPD uses plungers a little differently too.


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Whole lotta nope in this picture.
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In the future...


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Trying to figure out if that has something to do with Notrega's post above.





 
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DkProf is gonna have a stroke.
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More like several strokes.
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interviewer lady resembles Jennifer Aniston.


In other news, I now look like the Gr Geek God Herc Dorkules.

 

I, too, have the body of a god.
Buddha.
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DkProf is gonna have a stroke.
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One way or another

Damn, beaten already
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THEY EXIST!
High capacity revolver here!
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And job applications
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Reports coming in from Ferguson MO indicate a Payless shoe store was looted last night. The only thing left were the work boots.

And job applications

No, they only took loafers.
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Covert, your avatar, staring as it was at that tall stack of signs, is really appropriate.
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My skin just crawled right off my body, down into the garage, and drove off in my car.  
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My skin just crawled right off my body, down into the garage, and drove off in my car.  

I retained mine, but it's in a dark and smelly place.
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Needs more ice bucket challenge.
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Thought it  was two guys fighting. Turns out to be one guy wrestling with his conscience.
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Zero fucks given by the woman on the bench.
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forfuckinggetit
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THEY EXIST!

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Or even 8

 





















Or maybe even 10?









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so a boat that doesn't do any work and parties all the time.....
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Whole lotta nope in this picture.
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Whole lotta nope in this picture.



Damn .  NOPE
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Just sent one to a buddy. Will report back with hilarity.
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Just sent one to a buddy. Will report back with hilarity.
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I am sure someone will find great use for this...
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Just sent one to a buddy. Will report back with hilarity.


Dammit. I'd love to send one to somebody I worked with on AD and have somebody else get a video of it. Can't have any devices that are capable of recording inside though. Somebody sent elephant poop  to another guy at work one time. Who knows if it's real though. http://www.poopsenders.com/
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This thread is still great
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Topical
Punny
Critical

The holy trinity of political humor.  Well done.
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