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Posted: 7/6/2014 5:59:00 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/6/2014 6:04:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryThat could be almost as useful as the bunker scene from Downfall. |
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Posted: 7/6/2014 6:17:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/6/2014 6:27:38 PM EDT
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More awesome than funny, but here it is anyway.
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/223901/true-american-cooks-bacon-with-machine-gun/ As redditor Oelund proved, you’re not a true American until you’ve cooked your bacon with a firearm. And, no, he’s not referring to keeping a gun holstered while cooking said bacon. He’s talking about using a goddamn machine gun as a cooking device–and he’ll be damned if he’s going to let the increasing criticism of gun culture stop him from firing off a few hundred rounds to scare up some breakfast meat. Behold this handy step by step guide: You start by wrapping the barrel in tin foil. Then you wrap bacon around it, and tie it down with some string. 
you then wrap some more tin foil around it, and once again tie it down with string. 
It is now ready to be inserted into the cooking device. I ripped the tin foil a little bit getting the barrel inserted. that part of the bacon got severely burned by hot gasses. 
After just a few short bursts you should be able to smell the wonderful aroma of bacon. 
I gave this about 250 rounds. but I think around 150 might actually be enough. But then again I don’t mind when bacon is crispy. Ahh the smell of sizzling bacon mixed with the smell of gunpowder and weapon oil. 
And the end result: Crispy delicious well done bacon. 
It’s the perfect recipe for anyone who thinks there’s not enough gun powder in bacon or for any time Ted Nugent drops in unannounced. |
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Posted: 7/6/2014 6:58:56 PM EDT
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I can't believe I've never seen that. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 7/6/2014 7:54:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: More awesome than funny, but here it is anyway. http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/223901/true-american-cooks-bacon-with-machine-gun/ As redditor Oelund proved, you’re not a true American until you’ve cooked your bacon with a firearm. And, no, he’s not referring to keeping a gun holstered while cooking said bacon. He’s talking about using a goddamn machine gun as a cooking device–and he’ll be damned if he’s going to let the increasing criticism of gun culture stop him from firing off a few hundred rounds to scare up some breakfast meat. Behold this handy step by step guide: You start by wrapping the barrel in tin foil. Then you wrap bacon around it, and tie it down with some string. http://i59.tinypic.com/34yctg9.jpg you then wrap some more tin foil around it, and once again tie it down with string. http://i58.tinypic.com/2zsz5tc.jpg It is now ready to be inserted into the cooking device. I ripped the tin foil a little bit getting the barrel inserted. that part of the bacon got severely burned by hot gasses. http://i59.tinypic.com/icpa88.jpg After just a few short bursts you should be able to smell the wonderful aroma of bacon. http://i59.tinypic.com/2jg766b.jpg I gave this about 250 rounds. but I think around 150 might actually be enough. But then again I don’t mind when bacon is crispy. Ahh the smell of sizzling bacon mixed with the smell of gunpowder and weapon oil. http://i58.tinypic.com/r21d0n.jpg And the end result: Crispy delicious well done bacon. http://i57.tinypic.com/2wgx1mh.jpg It’s the perfect recipe for anyone who thinks there’s not enough gun powder in bacon or for any time Ted Nugent drops in unannounced. |
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Posted: 7/6/2014 7:55:28 PM EDT
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More awesome than funny, but here it is anyway. http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/223901/true-american-cooks-bacon-with-machine-gun/ As redditor Oelund proved, you’re not a true American until you’ve cooked your bacon with a firearm. And, no, he’s not referring to keeping a gun holstered while cooking said bacon. He’s talking about using a goddamn machine gun as a cooking device–and he’ll be damned if he’s going to let the increasing criticism of gun culture stop him from firing off a few hundred rounds to scare up some breakfast meat. Behold this handy step by step guide: You start by wrapping the barrel in tin foil. Then you wrap bacon around it, and tie it down with some string. http://i59.tinypic.com/34yctg9.jpg you then wrap some more tin foil around it, and once again tie it down with string. http://i58.tinypic.com/2zsz5tc.jpg It is now ready to be inserted into the cooking device. I ripped the tin foil a little bit getting the barrel inserted. that part of the bacon got severely burned by hot gasses. http://i59.tinypic.com/icpa88.jpg After just a few short bursts you should be able to smell the wonderful aroma of bacon. http://i59.tinypic.com/2jg766b.jpg I gave this about 250 rounds. but I think around 150 might actually be enough. But then again I don’t mind when bacon is crispy. Ahh the smell of sizzling bacon mixed with the smell of gunpowder and weapon oil. http://i58.tinypic.com/r21d0n.jpg And the end result: Crispy delicious well done bacon. http://i57.tinypic.com/2wgx1mh.jpg It’s the perfect recipe for anyone who thinks there’s not enough gun powder in bacon or for any time Ted Nugent drops in unannounced. 
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Posted: 7/6/2014 8:05:29 PM EDT
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More awesome than funny, but here it is anyway. http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/223901/true-american-cooks-bacon-with-machine-gun/ As redditor Oelund proved, you’re not a true American until you’ve cooked your bacon with a firearm. And, no, he’s not referring to keeping a gun holstered while cooking said bacon. He’s talking about using a goddamn machine gun as a cooking device–and he’ll be damned if he’s going to let the increasing criticism of gun culture stop him from firing off a few hundred rounds to scare up some breakfast meat. Behold this handy step by step guide: You start by wrapping the barrel in tin foil. Then you wrap bacon around it, and tie it down with some string. http://i59.tinypic.com/34yctg9.jpg you then wrap some more tin foil around it, and once again tie it down with string. http://i58.tinypic.com/2zsz5tc.jpg It is now ready to be inserted into the cooking device. I ripped the tin foil a little bit getting the barrel inserted. that part of the bacon got severely burned by hot gasses. http://i59.tinypic.com/icpa88.jpg After just a few short bursts you should be able to smell the wonderful aroma of bacon. http://i59.tinypic.com/2jg766b.jpg I gave this about 250 rounds. but I think around 150 might actually be enough. But then again I don’t mind when bacon is crispy. Ahh the smell of sizzling bacon mixed with the smell of gunpowder and weapon oil. http://i58.tinypic.com/r21d0n.jpg And the end result: Crispy delicious well done bacon. http://i57.tinypic.com/2wgx1mh.jpg It’s the perfect recipe for anyone who thinks there’s not enough gun powder in bacon or for any time Ted Nugent drops in unannounced. Quote HistoryQuoted:
More awesome than funny, but here it is anyway. http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/223901/true-american-cooks-bacon-with-machine-gun/ As redditor Oelund proved, you’re not a true American until you’ve cooked your bacon with a firearm. And, no, he’s not referring to keeping a gun holstered while cooking said bacon. He’s talking about using a goddamn machine gun as a cooking device–and he’ll be damned if he’s going to let the increasing criticism of gun culture stop him from firing off a few hundred rounds to scare up some breakfast meat. Behold this handy step by step guide: You start by wrapping the barrel in tin foil. Then you wrap bacon around it, and tie it down with some string. http://i59.tinypic.com/34yctg9.jpg you then wrap some more tin foil around it, and once again tie it down with string. http://i58.tinypic.com/2zsz5tc.jpg It is now ready to be inserted into the cooking device. I ripped the tin foil a little bit getting the barrel inserted. that part of the bacon got severely burned by hot gasses. http://i59.tinypic.com/icpa88.jpg After just a few short bursts you should be able to smell the wonderful aroma of bacon. http://i59.tinypic.com/2jg766b.jpg I gave this about 250 rounds. but I think around 150 might actually be enough. But then again I don’t mind when bacon is crispy. Ahh the smell of sizzling bacon mixed with the smell of gunpowder and weapon oil. http://i58.tinypic.com/r21d0n.jpg And the end result: Crispy delicious well done bacon. http://i57.tinypic.com/2wgx1mh.jpg It’s the perfect recipe for anyone who thinks there’s not enough gun powder in bacon or for any time Ted Nugent drops in unannounced. Exciting new way of cooking Bacon (with pictures) (self.Bacon)
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Posted: 7/6/2014 8:23:52 PM EDT
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Sorry that is fail , should use a M2 or 1919 Quote HistoryQuoted:
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More awesome than funny, but here it is anyway. http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/223901/true-american-cooks-bacon-with-machine-gun/ As redditor Oelund proved, you’re not a true American until you’ve cooked your bacon with a firearm. And, no, he’s not referring to keeping a gun holstered while cooking said bacon. He’s talking about using a goddamn machine gun as a cooking device–and he’ll be damned if he’s going to let the increasing criticism of gun culture stop him from firing off a few hundred rounds to scare up some breakfast meat. Behold this handy step by step guide: You start by wrapping the barrel in tin foil. Then you wrap bacon around it, and tie it down with some string. http://i59.tinypic.com/34yctg9.jpg you then wrap some more tin foil around it, and once again tie it down with string. http://i58.tinypic.com/2zsz5tc.jpg It is now ready to be inserted into the cooking device. I ripped the tin foil a little bit getting the barrel inserted. that part of the bacon got severely burned by hot gasses. http://i59.tinypic.com/icpa88.jpg After just a few short bursts you should be able to smell the wonderful aroma of bacon. http://i59.tinypic.com/2jg766b.jpg I gave this about 250 rounds. but I think around 150 might actually be enough. But then again I don’t mind when bacon is crispy. Ahh the smell of sizzling bacon mixed with the smell of gunpowder and weapon oil. http://i58.tinypic.com/r21d0n.jpg And the end result: Crispy delicious well done bacon. http://i57.tinypic.com/2wgx1mh.jpg It’s the perfect recipe for anyone who thinks there’s not enough gun powder in bacon or for any time Ted Nugent drops in unannounced. I roll through a gate past a Saudi soldier manning an MG-3 several times a night. It is helpful to me, during this time of Ramadan, to now be able to imagine I smell bacon cooking while driving by. 
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Posted: 7/6/2014 8:31:52 PM EDT
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Oh those wacky Danes.
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Posted: 7/6/2014 8:54:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryI saved that earlier today to post here... |
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Posted: 7/6/2014 9:05:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryGeese are widely known to be lying whores. |
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Posted: 7/6/2014 9:06:22 PM EDT
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Geese are widely known to be lying whores. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Geese are widely known to be lying whores. 
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Posted: 7/6/2014 9:09:01 PM EDT
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Geese are widely known to be lying whores. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Geese are widely known to be lying whores. They told us you'd say that. |
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Posted: 7/6/2014 9:12:42 PM EDT
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Geese are widely known to be lying whores. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Geese are widely known to be lying whores. 
Yep, fuckin liars. |
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Posted: 7/6/2014 9:31:10 PM EDT
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Geese are widely known to be lying whores. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Geese are widely known to be lying whores. Implication in a goose snuff perversion is a terrible mark to live with. For support beating your addiction call 1-888-goose-down or visit www.drawerkickersanonymous.com |
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Posted: 7/6/2014 10:32:50 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/6/2014 10:48:55 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/6/2014 11:02:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/7/2014 12:38:31 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/7/2014 12:40:04 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I saved that earlier today to post here... Quote HistoryQuoted: I saved that earlier today to post here... Me too
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Posted: 7/7/2014 12:54:16 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/7/2014 1:31:20 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/7/2014 1:38:08 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/7/2014 1:51:11 AM EDT
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German tourist actually died about 20 years ago just east of Wendover UT on I-80. Ran over a bumper jack with base and the post rotated up through the seat and right through his asshole and tore some artery. He brought the car to a stop and bled out as his wife and kids wondered why he was screaming.
They had no idea he had a bumper jack up his ass. Sorry to freeload. I have no funny. Quote HistoryQuoted:
I can't believe I've never seen that. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Quote HistoryQuoted:
I can't believe I've never seen that. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 7/7/2014 2:28:18 AM EDT
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I can't believe I've never seen that. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Quote HistoryQuoted:
I can't believe I've never seen that. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile The fisting motion at the end got me. |
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Posted: 7/7/2014 3:09:24 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryThread.  |
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Posted: 7/7/2014 8:31:37 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/7/2014 8:41:39 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/7/2014 8:53:48 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/7/2014 9:35:41 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/7/2014 9:53:50 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/7/2014 9:58:41 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryIs his name Bob Bitchin by chance? (Obscure Cheech and Chong reference) |
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Posted: 7/7/2014 10:34:54 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/7/2014 10:42:45 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/7/2014 10:46:20 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/7/2014 10:47:29 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/7/2014 12:06:47 PM EDT
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Sorry that is fail , should use a M2 or 1919 Quote HistoryQuoted:
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More awesome than funny, but here it is anyway. http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/223901/true-american-cooks-bacon-with-machine-gun/ As redditor Oelund proved, you’re not a true American until you’ve cooked your bacon with a firearm. And, no, he’s not referring to keeping a gun holstered while cooking said bacon. He’s talking about using a goddamn machine gun as a cooking device–and he’ll be damned if he’s going to let the increasing criticism of gun culture stop him from firing off a few hundred rounds to scare up some breakfast meat. Behold this handy step by step guide: You start by wrapping the barrel in tin foil. Then you wrap bacon around it, and tie it down with some string. http://i59.tinypic.com/34yctg9.jpg you then wrap some more tin foil around it, and once again tie it down with string. http://i58.tinypic.com/2zsz5tc.jpg It is now ready to be inserted into the cooking device. I ripped the tin foil a little bit getting the barrel inserted. that part of the bacon got severely burned by hot gasses. http://i59.tinypic.com/icpa88.jpg After just a few short bursts you should be able to smell the wonderful aroma of bacon. http://i59.tinypic.com/2jg766b.jpg I gave this about 250 rounds. but I think around 150 might actually be enough. But then again I don’t mind when bacon is crispy. Ahh the smell of sizzling bacon mixed with the smell of gunpowder and weapon oil. http://i58.tinypic.com/r21d0n.jpg And the end result: Crispy delicious well done bacon. http://i57.tinypic.com/2wgx1mh.jpg It’s the perfect recipe for anyone who thinks there’s not enough gun powder in bacon or for any time Ted Nugent drops in unannounced. OTOH if you want to steam it, use a Maxim machine gun. 
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Posted: 7/7/2014 12:08:25 PM EDT
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I saved that earlier today to post here... Quote HistoryQuoted:
I saved that earlier today to post here... Torture scene from "Hamlet." "Forsooth, the gooth doth refuth to talk..." |
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Posted: 7/7/2014 12:12:08 PM EDT
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Geese are widely known to be lying whores. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Geese are widely known to be lying whores. Danes, on the other hand.... |
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Posted: 7/7/2014 12:20:01 PM EDT
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Loki tied one end of a cord around the beard of a nanny goat and the other end around his testicles Good Lord, the reference is TRUE!! Skaði also included in her terms of settlement that the gods must do something she thought impossible for them to do: make her laugh. To do so, Loki tied one end of a cord around the beard of a nanny goat and the other end around his testicles. The goat and Loki drew one another back and forth, both squealing loudly. Loki dropped into Skaði's lap, and Skaði laughed, completing this part of her atonement. about halfway down... |
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Posted: 7/7/2014 12:51:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/7/2014 1:57:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/7/2014 1:59:22 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/7/2014 2:00:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryI would have so many questions for that guy about what the future is like. |
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Posted: 7/7/2014 2:31:23 PM EDT
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I would have so many questions for that guy about what the future is like. Quote HistoryQuoted:
I would have so many questions for that guy about what the future is like. He's not from the future. If he were his socks would match, too. |
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Posted: 7/7/2014 2:43:02 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/7/2014 2:47:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/7/2014 3:04:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: http://i.imgur.com/5TD8lO3.png Loki tied one end of a cord around the beard of a nanny goat and the other end around his testicles Good Lord, the reference is TRUE!! Skaði also included in her terms of settlement that the gods must do something she thought impossible for them to do: make her laugh. To do so, Loki tied one end of a cord around the beard of a nanny goat and the other end around his testicles. The goat and Loki drew one another back and forth, both squealing loudly. Loki dropped into Skaði's lap, and Skaði laughed, completing this part of her atonement. about halfway down... This is why it was particularly retarded when people got so upset about Heimdall being a black guy in the movie THOR, and how it was an affront to true Norse mythology.  |
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Posted: 7/7/2014 3:24:58 PM EDT
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http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee403/flytosail3/3b3838eff1cd428f943aaa60d29409c8_zps1fe01726.jpg Hammond said something like, "Maybe there was a little hamlet called Foreplay that we should have popped into first." Quote HistoryQuoted:
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http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-07/3/11/enhanced/webdr08/enhanced-17675-1404402120-8.png American carriers are small cities. British carriers are large hamlets. http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee403/flytosail3/3b3838eff1cd428f943aaa60d29409c8_zps1fe01726.jpg Hammond said something like, "Maybe there was a little hamlet called Foreplay that we should have popped into first." That is about 20 minutes from me. There is also Bird In Hand and Blue Ball. Poeple always thik that is funny. |
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