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Link Posted: 2/10/2012 9:01:02 AM EDT
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Of ownage
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I can't stop looking at this pic
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Full power shot to the nuts





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Sometimes I wonder whether the world .AR15.COM is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it - Mark Twain. Frank Symptoms




Are you calling Arfcom stupid because they didn't understand why you posted a folksy method of determining which months have 31 days in the Joke thread?


Yeah.  Some of us just memorized the 31 day months............



 
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 9:25:38 AM EDT
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Sometimes I wonder whether the world .AR15.COM is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it - Mark Twain. Frank Symptoms




Are you calling Arfcom stupid because they didn't understand why you posted a folksy method of determining which months have 31 days in the Joke thread?




"30 days hath September, April, June and November

All the rest have 31, except for February which has 28 in time until leap year gives it 29.

Ain't that hard... he can sit there counting knuckles like a preschooler if he wants, though...


FIFY



 
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 9:26:07 AM EDT
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Wait. PG county is MD. PW county is VA. Right?

Prince George county? Whats wrong with Prince George ,its one of the better counties in this part of the state.
 

Prince George's County, Maryland. The one across the river from VA that has a problem with crime, just like DC.

Prince William County and Prince George County are in VA.

I saw another version before that had "DC" instead of "PG" which more people might understand if they aren't from the DC area. People from VA who value their freedom look across the river at DC (and MD) and see a place they try to avoid going to dream about shelling with artillery.
 


fixed
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 9:27:37 AM EDT
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Wait. PG county is MD. PW county is VA. Right?


Prince George county? Whats wrong with Prince George ,its one of the better counties in this part of the state.

 




As a resident of PG county, I have to say.....





That is it, To sussex or the burg for you .     Im from Greenville



 
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 9:50:04 AM EDT
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Someone help me out with this. I've seen the Bender shooter twice now, I guess I missed that thread?


Its a picture of me shooting that he put Benders head on in tribute to R_Fury in the 24/365 thread and then got bored at work and made the animation.
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 9:54:17 AM EDT
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Sometimes I wonder whether the world .AR15.COM is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it - Mark Twain. Frank Symptoms




Are you calling Arfcom stupid because they didn't understand why you posted a folksy method of determining which months have 31 days in the Joke thread?




"30 days hath September, April, June and November

All the rest have 31, except for February which has 28"



Ain't that hard... he can sit there counting knuckles like a preschooler if he wants, though...
Because quoting a nursery rhyme is sooo mature.....





 
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 10:25:05 AM EDT
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Sometimes I wonder whether the world .AR15.COM is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it - Mark Twain. Frank Symptoms


Are you calling Arfcom stupid because they didn't understand why you posted a folksy method of determining which months have 31 days in the Joke thread?


"30 days hath September, April, June and November
All the rest have 31, except for February which has 28"

Ain't that hard... he can sit there counting knuckles like a preschooler if he wants, though...
Because quoting a nursery rhyme is sooo mature.....








 


and in doing so, he just got you to laugh, in the you laugh you lose thread.

That's like getting knocked out by being hit in the face with a rubber fish.
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 10:34:43 AM EDT
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Sometimes I wonder whether the world .AR15.COM is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it - Mark Twain. Frank Symptoms


Are you calling Arfcom stupid because they didn't understand why you posted a folksy method of determining which months have 31 days in the Joke thread?


"30 days hath September, April, June and November
All the rest have 31, except for February which has 28"

Ain't that hard... he can sit there counting knuckles like a preschooler if he wants, though...
Because quoting a nursery rhyme is sooo mature.....








 


and in doing so, he just got you to laugh, in the you laugh you lose thread.

That's like getting knocked out by being hit in the face with a rubber fish.


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Someone help me out with this. I've seen the Bender shooter twice now, I guess I missed that thread?




Its a picture of me shooting that he put Benders head on in tribute to R_Fury in the 24/365 thread and then got bored at work and made the animation.


New and improved!







 
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 11:31:10 AM EDT
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What am I missing?





 
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 11:37:54 AM EDT
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Err, like, I shouldn't know this but, err

That sofa (and van and bench) have been used as "props" in what can only be described as adult interest entertainment (hence the 18+) bit

My friend told me, honest.
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 11:38:13 AM EDT
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What am I missing?

 


And now we know who only watches gay porn...
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 11:59:39 AM EDT
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Err, like, I shouldn't know this but, err

That sofa (and van and bench) have been used as "props" in what can only be described as adult interest entertainment (hence the 18+) bit

My friend told me, honest.


Casting couch (proving to the world how dumb women can be).

Bang Brothers Bus

Some sort of massage video.

Not that I watch those...
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 12:02:51 PM EDT
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hahaha
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 12:03:41 PM EDT
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What am I missing?

 


And now we know who only watches gay porn...


GF: "Why are you laughing?"
Me: "It's an 'internet series' I watched during my single days.  Every episode is different and they cast different actors for each but it starts and ends in the same manner."
GF: "Sounds boring."
Me: "Yeah. Sometimes it can get long and hard and then you'll just have to deal with it."
GF: "Sounds boring."
Me: "It sounds boring but what can I say? I like "cumming" here...............yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.!
GF: "That's nice honey.  Where are we going for dinner?"
Me:

Link Posted: 2/10/2012 12:16:59 PM EDT
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May be dupes but I'm not checking 160+ pages:





http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m133/orion2527/Shocker.jpg
You forgot one






 

 
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 12:57:26 PM EDT
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Err, like, I shouldn't know this but, err



That sofa (and van and bench) have been used as "props" in what can only be described as adult interest entertainment (hence the 18+) bit



My friend told me, honest.




Casting couch (proving to the world how dumb women can be).



Bang Brothers Bus



Some sort of massage video.



Not that I watch those...


Google says, erm...........Massage creep.




 
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 4:31:52 PM EDT
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Why do both of their faces look so damn swollen? Botox is a hell of a drug.






























































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It is WIN or FAIL that I recognize that couch from my internet searching?
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Chuckled at all of them except the 250k mile high club. It was 3 dudes in that tin can.



 
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Chuckled at all of them except the 250k mile high club. It was 3 dudes in that tin can.
 


Link Posted: 2/10/2012 7:59:41 PM EDT
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Chuckled at all of them except the 250k mile high club. It was 3 dudes in that tin can.
 


http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/971576/still-counts.jpg


Pretty sure it was two dudes in a tin can on the moon, not three.
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 8:07:25 PM EDT
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Chuckled at all of them except the 250k mile high club. It was 3 dudes in that tin can.
 


http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/971576/still-counts.jpg


Pretty sure it was two dudes in a tin can on the moon, not three.


You can be pretty sure, but you're wrong. Armstrong and Aldrin landed on the moon, but Michael Collins was still orbiting the moon in the command module. The majority of the trip was "three dudes in a tin can".
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Chuckled at all of them except the 250k mile high club. It was 3 dudes in that tin can.
 


http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/971576/still-counts.jpg


Pretty sure it was two dudes in a tin can on the moon, not three.


You can be pretty sure, but you're wrong. Armstrong and Aldrin landed on the moon, but Michael Collins was still orbiting the moon in the command module. The majority of the trip was "three dudes in a tin can".


I want you to go back and read what you wrote to refute the previous post.  
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Chuckled at all of them except the 250k mile high club. It was 3 dudes in that tin can.
 


http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/971576/still-counts.jpg


Pretty sure it was two dudes in a tin can on the moon, not three.


You can be pretty sure, but you're wrong. Armstrong and Aldrin landed on the moon, but Michael Collins was still orbiting the moon in the command module. The majority of the trip was "three dudes in a tin can".


I want you to go back and read what you wrote to refute the previous post.  


I know what I read, and I know what I wrote. The majority of the trip was three dudes. That would be the space ship where the 250,000 mile high club would have to be in order to be the 250,000 mile high club. The Mile High Club is sex on a plane, not fucking a bitch in Denver.
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Chuckled at all of them except the 250k mile high club. It was 3 dudes in that tin can.
 


http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/971576/still-counts.jpg


Well played Sir.
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Chuckled at all of them except the 250k mile high club. It was 3 dudes in that tin can.

 




http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/971576/still-counts.jpg




Pretty sure it was two dudes in a tin can on the moon, not three.




You can be pretty sure, but you're wrong. Armstrong and Aldrin landed on the moon, but Michael Collins was still orbiting the moon in the command module. The majority of the trip was "three dudes in a tin can".




I want you to go back and read what you wrote to refute the previous post.  




I know what I read, and I know what I wrote. The majority of the trip was three dudes. That would be the space ship where the 250,000 mile high club would have to be in order to be the 250,000 mile high club. The Mile High Club is sex on a plane, not fucking a bitch in Denver.


Say Bitch in Denver again!




 
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 8:59:34 PM EDT
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What am I missing?

 


Link Posted: 2/10/2012 9:01:15 PM EDT
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Bitch in Denver.
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http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20110524.gif</a>


Rost
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 11:31:16 PM EDT
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Chuckled at all of them except the 250k mile high club. It was 3 dudes in that tin can.

 


3 dudes, takin' it in the can.
 
Link Posted: 2/11/2012 1:10:01 AM EDT
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Chuckled at all of them except the 250k mile high club. It was 3 dudes in that tin can.
 


http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/971576/still-counts.jpg


Pretty sure it was two dudes in a tin can on the moon, not three.


You can be pretty sure, but you're wrong. Armstrong and Aldrin landed on the moon, but Michael Collins was still orbiting the moon in the command module. The majority of the trip was "three dudes in a tin can".


And so begins someone's quest to make a shock video space porno with that exact title.
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