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Link Posted: 4/30/2014 7:40:30 PM EDT
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That's OK, I'll settle for the girl instead.

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So...anybody know where I can find this particular edition of the Bible that she's using?

  Supposedly it's from an Islamic Hadith, but I haven't found a real citation for the verse.


That's OK, I'll settle for the girl instead.


Then you are going to the special hell.
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after he's done cutting my hair, I'd look at the floor and say "looks like about a thousand of em, to me".
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I don't key cars. don't believe in it. don't think there is ever a valid reason. I'd be pretty tempted here tho.
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as a guitarist, this pic got me WAY more excited than any Harry Potter fan could possible be.
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  Supposedly it's from an Islamic Hadith, but I haven't found a real citation for the verse.
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So...anybody know where I can find this particular edition of the Bible that she's using?

  Supposedly it's from an Islamic Hadith, but I haven't found a real citation for the verse.


(2:223) "Your women are a tilth for you, so go to your tilth as ye will"
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(2:223) "Your women are a tilth for you, so go to your tilth as ye will"
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So...anybody know where I can find this particular edition of the Bible that she's using?

  Supposedly it's from an Islamic Hadith, but I haven't found a real citation for the verse.


(2:223) "Your women are a tilth for you, so go to your tilth as ye will"


I just called my wife "tilthy" and got a mean look
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Wishful thinking
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Wishful thinking

He'd probly shoot himself in the foot.
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FUCK...I lost big time.....
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Gandolf, Gandoooolf nooooo
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FUCK...I lost big time.....
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FUCK...I lost big time.....


That was awesome.
Link Posted: 4/30/2014 11:57:12 PM EDT
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She kept talking...... I thought she was thirsty...



 
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That must be the most persecuted woman on the planet.

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BULL SHIT, you absolute fucking walnut.

Never once has a BOB sticker meant shit in EMS, in my area at least.
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BULL SHIT, you absolute fucking walnut.

Never once has a BOB sticker meant shit in EMS, in my area at least.
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BULL SHIT, you absolute fucking walnut.

Never once has a BOB sticker meant shit in EMS, in my area at least.

They don't mean anything any time.  They have as much relevance to EMS work as the stick figure family.
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They don't mean anything any time.  They have as much relevance to EMS work as the stick figure family.
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Looks to be a Chinese made imitation Keihin they bought on eBay for $30, and shoved a couple of really big jets into.

$155 ...WTF, over?  
Link Posted: 5/1/2014 8:38:39 AM EDT
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You can't be a African-American if you are from Africa, you must be from America and had an ancestor that might have been a slave to be an African -American? She is so fucked in the head she got defensive because she met REAL African-Americans,LOL.

Crazy bitch has the crazies
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It always is.



By the way THERE IS NO MORE CHILI CHEESE BURRITO I found out last night
Link Posted: 5/1/2014 9:57:11 AM EDT
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Looks to be a Chinese made imitation Keihin they bought on eBay for $30, and shoved a couple of really big jets into.

$155 ...WTF, over?  
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Looks to be a Chinese made imitation Keihin they bought on eBay for $30, and shoved a couple of really big jets into.

$155 ...WTF, over?  



Might be the description:

!!!This part cannot be sold in Japan!!!
!!! NOT FOR SALE IN THE FASCIST ANNEXED TERRITORY OF CALIFORNIA !!!
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couldn't get past 1:20.

"My grandma died this year at 102 and she was a slave"
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You can't be a African-American if you are from Africa, you must be from America and had an ancestor that might have been a slave to be an African -American? She is so fucked in the head she got defensive because she met REAL African-Americans,LOL.

Crazy bitch has the crazies
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You can't be a African-American if you are from Africa, you must be from America and had an ancestor that might have been a slave to be an African -American? She is so fucked in the head she got defensive because she met REAL African-Americans,LOL.

Crazy bitch has the crazies




My buddy from the The Republic of the Congo just became a U.S. Citizen, does this mean he is African-American? BTW his parents are from India.
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couldn't get past 1:20.



"My grandma died this year at 102 and she was a slave"
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couldn't get past 1:20.



"My grandma died this year at 102 and she was a slave"




 
You didn't know we had slaves in the 1900's?
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  You didn't know we had slaves in the 1900's?
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couldn't get past 1:20.

"My grandma died this year at 102 and she was a slave"

  You didn't know we had slaves in the 1900's?


Last known slaves freed in 1902. 2014 - 102 = nope, grandma wasn't a slave.
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I lost it when the Harry Potter guy tried taking off on the broom.
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I had to stop watching that because it made my normally low blood pressure reach dangerously high levels. I didn't laugh, I just got fucking angry. I guess that means I lose anyway though...
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That was so stupid, it made me chuckle.







 
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Star Wars from now on is DU.

Disney Universe.
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Might be the description:

!!!This part cannot be sold in Japan!!!
!!! NOT FOR SALE IN THE FASCIST ANNEXED TERRITORY OF CALIFORNIA !!!
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Looks to be a Chinese made imitation Keihin they bought on eBay for $30, and shoved a couple of really big jets into.

$155 ...WTF, over?  



Might be the description:

!!!This part cannot be sold in Japan!!!
!!! NOT FOR SALE IN THE FASCIST ANNEXED TERRITORY OF CALIFORNIA !!!




Yeah, but the price was funnier than the description.
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Cue Nelson---

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H
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