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Lots of Airlines and Twitter stuff going on. Mods can kill if CoC here is a link that doesn't take you to a page that links to the pic. 777 meats a black hole, worm hole, or is it hot dog down a hallway and beyond.. I sense the ban hammer for someone in the near future.. View Quote Lol at some comments I've read today: "Either someone at US Airways is terrible at doing their job, or incredibly proficient at quitting it." "US Airways seems to have overshot the landing strip" "Cockpit, that's all I'm sayin" and my favorite: "Big thanks to US Airways for finally giving us a satisfying ending to LOST" |
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View Quote So damn true |
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That lady looked like she had used Air New Zealand a couple times more....maybe a few at the same time. http://bestawards.co.nz/media/uploads/2012_7/Air_NZ_Black_Plane_Environmental_Graphics_2_1.jpg View Quote lol @ "lady" |
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Lots of Airlines and Twitter stuff going on. Mods can kill if CoC here is a link that doesn't take you to a page that links to the pic. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/u-s-airways-tweets-graphic-photo-nude-woman-article-1.1756058 https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/1134x612q90/716/touchx.jpg View Quote Might want to run that through the jet wash after that landing. |
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Simple, to the point, and not funny at all. What do I win? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
Simple, to the point, and not funny at all. What do I win? Nothing. You've already lost. |
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View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes I think that brunette did a stint on Big Bang Theory as a love interest for Raj. cute. |
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I think that brunette did a stint on Big Bang Theory as a love interest for Raj. cute. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
I think that brunette did a stint on Big Bang Theory as a love interest for Raj. cute. They were both on Big Bang Theory, though the blonde only did one episode. |
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View Quote This is part of a longer video. I considered posting it once then decided it may be a COC violation. |
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View Quote Cool thing is that the redness of the moon during an eclipse is the same redness that you see during a sunset. The Earth casts sunset light onto the moon, turning it red. Not quite sure why the eclipse is funny, though . . . |
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Cool thing is that the redness of the moon during an eclipse is the same redness that you see during a sunset. The Earth casts sunset light onto the moon, turning it red. Not quite sure why the eclipse is funny, though . . . View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
Cool thing is that the redness of the moon during an eclipse is the same redness that you see during a sunset. The Earth casts sunset light onto the moon, turning it red. Not quite sure why the eclipse is funny, though . . . I for one didn't stay up till 2:00 AM in the morning to see the blood moon.....I think it is pretty neat. |
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If Men Wrote Advice Columns Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me. A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing – your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roomates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you’re still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it. Q: My husband continuously asks me to perform oral sex on him. A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interstingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is thank him by performing it twice a day, then cook him a nice meal. Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys. A: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged. Man is a hunter and needs to prove his prowess with other man. A night out chasing young single girls is great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your relationship better than spending a few days away from home (plus it’s a great time to clean the house). Just look how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing for you to do when he returns home is for your and your best friend to perform oral sex on him, then cook him a nice meal. Q: My husband doesn’t know where my clitoris is. A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it do it during your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a delicious meal. Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay. A: You are a bad person for bringing this up and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your husband at all times without any strings attached. What this probably means is that you do not love your husband as much as you should. He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you could make it up to him by performing oral sex on him and cooking a nice meal. Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one. A: I’m not sure I understand your problem. Perhaps you’ve forgotten to cook him a nice meal. |
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Is that the same guy as the one in your avatar? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Nope, I should have seen that one coming |
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Quoted: That's not funny, it just makes me mad. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Staged. Your not flying that airplane in that area, nor is a kid flying that plane. At least not for very long. |
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Quoted: I for one didn't stay up till 2:00 AM in the morning to see the blood moon.....I think it is pretty neat. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Cool thing is that the redness of the moon during an eclipse is the same redness that you see during a sunset. The Earth casts sunset light onto the moon, turning it red. Not quite sure why the eclipse is funny, though . . . I for one didn't stay up till 2:00 AM in the morning to see the blood moon.....I think it is pretty neat. Which would make it PERFECT for the "I think it's pretty neat" thread.......not so much for a thread about funny shit.
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View Quote I posted that before, and got it removed by The_Beer_Slayer. You might want to re-think it. |
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View Quote hahaha! |
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http://img.ifcdn.com/images/f7b921ce642de5d81befca818da291760ca1756c7a4541ff4d29acdb68e99460_1.jpg View Quote Looks like Ned Flanders |
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That's not funny, it just makes me mad. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes No kidding, that would twist me off. |
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If Men Wrote Advice Columns Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me. A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing – your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roomates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you’re still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it. Q: My husband continuously asks me to perform oral sex on him. A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interstingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is thank him by performing it twice a day, then cook him a nice meal. Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys. A: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged. Man is a hunter and needs to prove his prowess with other man. A night out chasing young single girls is great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your relationship better than spending a few days away from home (plus it’s a great time to clean the house). Just look how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing for you to do when he returns home is for your and your best friend to perform oral sex on him, then cook him a nice meal. Q: My husband doesn’t know where my clitoris is. A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it do it during your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a delicious meal. Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay. A: You are a bad person for bringing this up and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your husband at all times without any strings attached. What this probably means is that you do not love your husband as much as you should. He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you could make it up to him by performing oral sex on him and cooking a nice meal. Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one. A: I’m not sure I understand your problem. Perhaps you’ve forgotten to cook him a nice meal. View Quote LOL! That was hilarious! |
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Looks like Ned Flanders Josep Stalin. |
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I posted that before, and got it removed by The_Beer_Slayer. You might want to re-think it. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I feel bad that I laughed as hard as I did... at nothing. I posted that before, and got it removed by The_Beer_Slayer. You might want to re-think it. I rethought it, so please edit your post. You too BCV. |
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