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Link Posted: 3/31/2014 11:59:58 PM EDT
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Remember this one?

A double cheeseburger, onion rings, and a large...orange...drink!!!
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Remember this one?

A double cheeseburger, onion rings, and a large...orange...drink!!!
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Absolutely nothing funny about that.

I did not raugh, therefore I did roose.
Link Posted: 4/1/2014 12:56:20 AM EDT
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All that sag and a little bit of ink.
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I bet those bags have areolas the size of saucers, one roughly in the shape of Africa the other identical to
that shit on Gorbechov's head, with veins like someone poured hot wax on a road map and hairy nipples
reminiscent of two heavily chewed wads of Super Bubble.

for the mental image, your welcome.
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All that sag and a little bit of ink.



I bet those bags have areolas the size of saucers, one roughly in the shape of Africa the other identical to
that shit on Gorbechov's head, with veins like someone poured hot wax on a road map and hairy nipples
reminiscent of two heavily chewed wads of Super Bubble.

for the mental image, your welcome.


Leave my ex out out this you sick Bastard!
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Autograph signing at Rachel Corrie's Pancake House after.






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Autograph signing at Rachel Corrie's Pancake House after.







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It was nice reading your posts.

Dibs on guns and ammo.
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I dont know why but that one caught me off guard and I just totally lost and lose'd my ass off.
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and just for good measure

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Does he have nationwide CCW now?
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http://jfrazerlaw.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Innovator-USDC-opinion-3-19-14.pdf


The judge notes,

  "A mouse is not an "elephant" solely because it has three characteristics that are common to known elephants: a tail, gray skin, and four legs.

A child's bike is not a "motorcycle" solely because it has three characteristics common to known motorcycles: two rubber tires, handlebars, and a leather seat.

A Bud Light is not "Single-Malt Scotch," just because it is frequently served in a glass container, contains alcohol, and is available for purchase at a tavern."


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The judge notes,

  "A mouse is not an "elephant" solely because it has three characteristics that are common to known elephants: a tail, gray skin, and four legs.

A child's bike is not a "motorcycle" solely because it has three characteristics common to known motorcycles: two rubber tires, handlebars, and a leather seat.

A Bud Light is not "Single-Malt Scotch," just because it is frequently served in a glass container, contains alcohol, and is available for purchase at a tavern."


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Oh snap!
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The judge notes,

  "A mouse is not an "elephant" solely because it has three characteristics that are common to known elephants: a tail, gray skin, and four legs.

A child's bike is not a "motorcycle" solely because it has three characteristics common to known motorcycles: two rubber tires, handlebars, and a leather seat.

A Bud Light is not "Single-Malt Scotch," just because it is frequently served in a glass container, contains alcohol, and is available for purchase at a tavern."


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Holy. Shit.  

I love that judge.
Link Posted: 4/1/2014 3:17:32 PM EDT
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Absolutely amazing... shame it's not real...

http://www.ign.com/videos/2014/04/01/titanfall-optimus-prime-dlc-trailer
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Ladies and gentlemen, I propose that we take up a donation to support Mr. Knivel's daring exploit!
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Ladies and gentlemen, I propose that we take up a donation to support Mr. Knivel's daring exploit!
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Look at the 6th post of this very page..............
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bring it on putin.

I'd be more than happy to give back some 7n6 projectiles to your troops.

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Look at the 6th post of this very page..............
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Ladies and gentlemen, I propose that we take up a donation to support Mr. Knivel's daring exploit!


Look at the 6th post of this very page..............

Yes, I thought I'd quoted that same post, instead I erased all the quoted stuff and inserted the jpg.

I STILL want to take up a collection...
Link Posted: 4/1/2014 3:43:12 PM EDT
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Yes, I thought I'd quoted that same post, instead I erased all the quoted stuff and inserted the jpg.

I STILL want to take up a collection...
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Ladies and gentlemen, I propose that we take up a donation to support Mr. Knivel's daring exploit!


Look at the 6th post of this very page..............

Yes, I thought I'd quoted that same post, instead I erased all the quoted stuff and inserted the jpg.

I STILL want to take up a collection...


Link Posted: 4/1/2014 3:43:23 PM EDT
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http://jfrazerlaw.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Innovator-USDC-opinion-3-19-14.pdf


The judge notes,


"A mouse is not an "elephant" solely because it has three characteristics that are common to known elephants: a tail, gray skin, and four legs. ...


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Look at the 6th post of this very page..............
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Ladies and gentlemen, I propose that we take up a donation to support Mr. Knivel's daring exploit!






Look at the 6th post of this very page..............
He's quoting it, not reposting it.


 



Deduct 5 points for mistaken dupe notice.
Link Posted: 4/1/2014 4:09:56 PM EDT
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Nice toes:

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Not funny. Gross.
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You laugh you lose, not you puke you lose
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Holy. Shit.  
I love that judge.
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http://jfrazerlaw.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Innovator-USDC-opinion-3-19-14.pdf
The judge notes,
  "A mouse is not an "elephant" solely because it has three characteristics that are common to known elephants: a tail, gray skin, and four legs.
A child's bike is not a "motorcycle" solely because it has three characteristics common to known motorcycles: two rubber tires, handlebars, and a leather seat.
A Bud Light is not "Single-Malt Scotch," just because it is frequently served in a glass container, contains alcohol, and is available for purchase at a tavern."





Holy. Shit.  
I love that judge.












These are rich too:  "It marshals an example in support of the "purpose" interpretation: a pillow might have some mild success at "diminishing the report" of a firearm, and "because it could be an effective silencer, the Plantiff's interpretation would lead to the absurd conclusion that pillows were silencers . . . thus requiring a special NFA license to manufacture or possess them and requiring the payment of a tax."








If, as ATF asserts, the only relevant question to classifying a silencer is its purpose, then a pink silk ribbon tied in a bow around the barrel of a rifle could be a "firearm silencer" - as long as the ribbon's (delusional) inventor designed the ribbon with the hopes that it could be used for "diminishing the report" of a gunshot.









































 






 
 
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"A mouse is not an "elephant" solely because it has three characteristics that are common to known elephants: a tail, gray skin, and four legs. ...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/parshooter/innovator-enterprises-muzzle-brake-_zps94250906.jpg
   


So much win in that document.
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What is that from? That's creepy as fuh-guk!!
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What is that from? That's creepy as fuh-guk!!
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What is that from? That's creepy as fuh-guk!!




 



Its from a movie called MAMA.




Not too bad really.
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