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Posted: 3/5/2014 10:10:52 PM EDT
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Is that a fuckin alien in her shirt!?! 
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Is that a fuckin alien in her shirt!?!
I've heard of sweater puppies, but not sweater monkeys! 
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Posted: 3/5/2014 10:11:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/5/2014 10:16:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryThe elusive Titi monkey. |
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Posted: 3/5/2014 10:28:32 PM EDT
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The elusive Titi monkey. Quote History[giggling intensifies] |
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Posted: 3/5/2014 11:34:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: [giggling intensifies] Quote HistoryQuoted: [giggling intensifies] Don't feed it after midnight, or get it wet! |
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Posted: 3/5/2014 11:41:29 PM EDT
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Is that a fuckin alien in her shirt!?!
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Is that a fuckin alien in her shirt!?!
Kuato lives! |
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Posted: 3/6/2014 12:39:25 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/6/2014 3:01:25 AM EDT
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[giggling intensifies] "Titi" means "penis" in Tagalog.
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Posted: 3/6/2014 3:45:40 AM EDT
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Hope this is ok, if not, I can move it to the BOTD. This is Coco on a "surfing machine" at her gym.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnIJe3QR-7QCoco, aka Nicole Graves? |
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Posted: 3/6/2014 4:51:13 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/6/2014 5:17:38 AM EDT
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"Titi" means "penis" in Tagalog. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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[giggling intensifies] "Titi" means "penis" in Tagalog. And Suesue means titty. How strange. |
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Posted: 3/6/2014 5:35:29 AM EDT
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I know this is am old one, and I went back quite a few pages and don't see a dupe, but I laugh my ass off every time I see it |
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Posted: 3/6/2014 7:27:05 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/6/2014 8:54:56 AM EDT
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Goodbye awesome thread. It was fun while it lasted.
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Posted: 3/6/2014 8:57:40 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryI need to know where I can purchase these signs. Grainger? |
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Posted: 3/6/2014 9:02:19 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: NSFW The 12 Craziest Sex Ed Stories "We were providing security for our medics to do a free clinic outside our base. People would come with injuries, diseases, whatever, and our medics would do their best to fix them up, or at least hook them up with some clean bandages. Anyway, this guy and his wife came and said they were having problems with her getting pregnant. Long story short, they were only having anal sex, and when my PL explained to them how to do it the right way, they were both visually disgusted. They absolutely viewed it as a dirty act." My kinda woman! |
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Posted: 3/6/2014 10:52:35 AM EDT
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My kinda woman! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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NSFW The 12 Craziest Sex Ed Stories "We were providing security for our medics to do a free clinic outside our base. People would come with injuries, diseases, whatever, and our medics would do their best to fix them up, or at least hook them up with some clean bandages. Anyway, this guy and his wife came and said they were having problems with her getting pregnant. Long story short, they were only having anal sex, and when my PL explained to them how to do it the right way, they were both visually disgusted. They absolutely viewed it as a dirty act." My kinda woman! How can a goat show disgust on its face? |
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Posted: 3/6/2014 11:03:17 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/6/2014 12:57:50 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/6/2014 1:24:58 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/6/2014 1:41:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/6/2014 2:21:16 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/6/2014 2:29:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryRump Rangers vs the Butt Bandits
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Posted: 3/6/2014 2:39:05 PM EDT
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Text conversation just now.
Friend: A degree in philosophy? I "Kant" believe it! I would have ass"Hume"d engineering... R2.0: I have degrees in both. And congratulations - those puns were absolutely horrible. A monument to the art. Friend: Oh good. I was "scHOPenaur" conversation wouldn't take that turn. stretch!!! Friend: I need to be LOCKEd up I fully intend to punish her. By not spanking her.
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Posted: 3/6/2014 2:55:22 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/6/2014 3:18:44 PM EDT
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That is taken from an embedded Marine team in Afghanistan. There is a white paper floating around somewhere that will make you go  Quote HistoryQuoted:
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NSFW The 12 Craziest Sex Ed Stories "We were providing security for our medics to do a free clinic outside our base. People would come with injuries, diseases, whatever, and our medics would do their best to fix them up, or at least hook them up with some clean bandages. Anyway, this guy and his wife came and said they were having problems with her getting pregnant. Long story short, they were only having anal sex, and when my PL explained to them how to do it the right way, they were both visually disgusted. They absolutely viewed it as a dirty act." That is taken from an embedded Marine team in Afghanistan. There is a white paper floating around somewhere that will make you go Heard the same story in Afghanistan in July 02 from a SF guy that saw it on a med support visit to a village. The wife tried to out her husband as Taliban because he was beating her for not getting pregnant. Female medic checks her out and finds an intact hymen. |
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Posted: 3/6/2014 4:48:56 PM EDT
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Heard the same story in Afghanistan in July 02 from a SF guy that saw it on a med support visit to a village. The wife tried to out her husband as Taliban because he was beating her for not getting pregnant. Female medic checks her out and finds an intact hymen. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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NSFW The 12 Craziest Sex Ed Stories "We were providing security for our medics to do a free clinic outside our base. People would come with injuries, diseases, whatever, and our medics would do their best to fix them up, or at least hook them up with some clean bandages. Anyway, this guy and his wife came and said they were having problems with her getting pregnant. Long story short, they were only having anal sex, and when my PL explained to them how to do it the right way, they were both visually disgusted. They absolutely viewed it as a dirty act." That is taken from an embedded Marine team in Afghanistan. There is a white paper floating around somewhere that will make you go Heard the same story in Afghanistan in July 02 from a SF guy that saw it on a med support visit to a village. The wife tried to out her husband as Taliban because he was beating her for not getting pregnant. Female medic checks her out and finds an intact hymen. some women's hymen don't tear during sex. just sayin' |
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Posted: 3/6/2014 5:28:13 PM EDT
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some women's hymen don't tear during sex. just sayin' Quote HistoryQuoted:
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NSFW The 12 Craziest Sex Ed Stories "We were providing security for our medics to do a free clinic outside our base. People would come with injuries, diseases, whatever, and our medics would do their best to fix them up, or at least hook them up with some clean bandages. Anyway, this guy and his wife came and said they were having problems with her getting pregnant. Long story short, they were only having anal sex, and when my PL explained to them how to do it the right way, they were both visually disgusted. They absolutely viewed it as a dirty act." That is taken from an embedded Marine team in Afghanistan. There is a white paper floating around somewhere that will make you go Heard the same story in Afghanistan in July 02 from a SF guy that saw it on a med support visit to a village. The wife tried to out her husband as Taliban because he was beating her for not getting pregnant. Female medic checks her out and finds an intact hymen. some women's hymen don't tear during sex. just sayin' sounds like a personal problem. |
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Posted: 3/6/2014 5:49:22 PM EDT
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sounds like a personal problem. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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some women's hymen don't tear during sex. just sayin' sounds like a personal problem. 
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Posted: 3/6/2014 6:05:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/6/2014 6:39:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/6/2014 7:22:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/6/2014 7:22:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/6/2014 10:28:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/6/2014 10:33:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/7/2014 12:00:01 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryFuck my spine.... that looks irreversibly painful |
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Posted: 3/7/2014 12:39:15 AM EDT
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Fuck my spine.... that looks irreversibly painful Quote HistoryQuoted:
Fuck my spine.... that looks irreversibly painful Luckily there is a code fore that in Obamacare! |
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Posted: 3/7/2014 12:56:14 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/7/2014 3:30:53 AM EDT
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ERMAHGERD ROBERT COP 2!
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Posted: 3/7/2014 3:34:06 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryFurniture of law enforcment? 
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Posted: 3/7/2014 3:40:26 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryI'm not sure why but I'm in tears.
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Posted: 3/7/2014 3:47:14 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Fuck my spine.... that looks irreversibly painful Quote HistoryQuoted: Fuck my spine.... that looks irreversibly painful |
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Posted: 3/7/2014 4:13:14 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/7/2014 4:50:35 AM EDT
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Furniture of law enforcment? Quote HistoryQuoted:
Furniture of law enforcment?
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Posted: 3/7/2014 4:53:27 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/7/2014 5:05:46 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/7/2014 5:12:54 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryThe other girls reaction is great though. |
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Posted: 3/7/2014 6:50:45 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryAlso available: Optical Prime and Ray Liotta |
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Posted: 3/7/2014 6:54:02 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryWow! They also make "Optical Prime" and "Ray Liotta"! |
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Posted: 3/7/2014 7:03:53 AM EDT
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