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Link Posted: 12/22/2011 11:50:55 AM EDT
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A sign posted outside my local Chinese place.

http://i443.photobucket.com/albums/qq160/higgins-tm/e1b5e3e7.jpg


Other than the hilariously low rent prices, what's funny about those?  "Centro"?



I was thinking the same thing.  


Because if we're gonna go THERE, I give you:  the 1986 Toyota Truck/4Runner Factory Service Manual!

Link Posted: 12/22/2011 12:09:33 PM EDT
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Should be central air / heat
Link Posted: 12/22/2011 1:24:40 PM EDT
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You have to be proactive to have more clients.









Leave nothing to chance.











Luck is blind






 
 
Link Posted: 12/22/2011 3:12:57 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/22/2011 4:39:48 PM EDT
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^^






Dude's lucky his training buddy's a badass.











 
Link Posted: 12/22/2011 6:15:33 PM EDT
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A sign posted outside my local Chinese place.





http://i443.photobucket.com/albums/qq160/higgins-tm/e1b5e3e7.jpg






Other than the hilariously low rent prices, what's funny about those?  "Centro"?

I was thinking the same thing.  






Because if we're gonna go THERE, I give you:  the 1986 Toyota Truck/4Runner Factory Service Manual!





http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m29/strikerap/difrector.jpg



Did Kim Jong Il write that!


 
Link Posted: 12/22/2011 9:10:20 PM EDT
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Yep.
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Link Posted: 12/23/2011 9:20:29 AM EDT
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Awesome.
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Awww hell no!

Link Posted: 12/23/2011 10:24:22 AM EDT
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The pics on the wall are a nice touch!  
Link Posted: 12/23/2011 11:48:37 AM EDT
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Sports fails of 2011. Some are pretty funny.

However, watch through to the end. A guy is parachuting and hits a bird midair. It screws up his parachute. It's pretty wild.

http://youtu.be/cyGHzTYrFyw

 


i bet he needs a new pair of undies. i know i would have.


The birds were attacking him, thinking he was another bird invading their space. This is actually fairly common; I've seen R/C aircraft attacked by birds several times.

Glad the bird was OK. Is there anyone who can translate the parachutist's words?
Link Posted: 12/23/2011 11:56:16 AM EDT
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Sports fails of 2011. Some are pretty funny.



However, watch through to the end. A guy is parachuting and hits a bird midair. It screws up his parachute. It's pretty wild.



http://youtu.be/cyGHzTYrFyw



 




i bet he needs a new pair of undies. i know i would have.




The birds were attacking him, thinking he was another bird invading their space. This is actually fairly common; I've seen R/C aircraft attacked by birds several times.



Glad the bird was OK. Is there anyone who can translate the parachutist's words?
sonofamotherfuckingbitchgoddamnnitfuckingbirds



or something like that.
 
Link Posted: 12/23/2011 12:05:27 PM EDT
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Sports fails of 2011. Some are pretty funny.

However, watch through to the end. A guy is parachuting and hits a bird midair. It screws up his parachute. It's pretty wild.

http://youtu.be/cyGHzTYrFyw

 


i bet he needs a new pair of undies. i know i would have.


The birds were attacking him, thinking he was another bird invading their space. This is actually fairly common; I've seen R/C aircraft attacked by birds several times.

Glad the bird was OK. Is there anyone who can translate the parachutist's words?
sonofamotherfuckingbitchgoddamnnitfuckingbirds

or something like that.


 


I believe the alternate translation would be "fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck"
Link Posted: 12/23/2011 12:25:02 PM EDT
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Sports fails of 2011. Some are pretty funny.



However, watch through to the end. A guy is parachuting and hits a bird midair. It screws up his parachute. It's pretty wild.



http://youtu.be/cyGHzTYrFyw



 




i bet he needs a new pair of undies. i know i would have.




The birds were attacking him, thinking he was another bird invading their space. This is actually fairly common; I've seen R/C aircraft attacked by birds several times.



Glad the bird was OK. Is there anyone who can translate the parachutist's words?


I found the video of just the paraglider on youtube. This has subtitles:




 
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A sign posted outside my local Chinese place.





http://i443.photobucket.com/albums/qq160/higgins-tm/e1b5e3e7.jpg






Other than the hilariously low rent prices, what's funny about those?  "Centro"?

I was thinking the same thing.  






Yeah...



It's funny because somebody actually thinks that's how you spell central? I got a little chuckle out of it. Sorta like people thinking library is libary or February is Febuary?





 
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If by awesome you mean completely and utterly gay, sure I'll give you that. If there is one meme that I wish would go away it's those stupid overly used faces that make everybody think they're some master of humor by using them. Somebody will probably respond to this by using one thinking it's funny but it won't be except in their mind.
 
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If by awesome you mean completely and utterly gay, sure I'll give you that. If there is one meme that I wish would go away it's those stupid overly used faces that make everybody think they're some master of humor by using them. Somebody will probably respond to this by using one thinking it's funny but it won't be except in their mind.
 


Link Posted: 12/23/2011 2:51:02 PM EDT
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http://vanhus.naamapalmu.fi/files/1k/big/Zzisk4RkmkG0Iu7udp3K.jpg

The pics on the wall are a nice touch!  


What about the dude's giant gray erection as he runs out?
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Dude's lucky his training buddy's a badass.


 




Holy crap!
Link Posted: 12/23/2011 8:48:51 PM EDT
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Dude....what the fuck?????? Don't ever post pictures of naked kids here again! ~ JW777
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I just threw up in my mouth, a little.....

Link Posted: 12/23/2011 9:04:07 PM EDT
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Fairly certain that's a COC violation.
Link Posted: 12/23/2011 9:05:29 PM EDT
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Why in God's name?  How did they think this is normal?

Link Posted: 12/23/2011 9:20:25 PM EDT
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Why in God's name?  How did they think this is normal?



My mind is now full of fuck, and it hurts.
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If by awesome you mean completely and utterly gay, sure I'll give you that. If there is one meme that I wish would go away it's those stupid overly used faces that make everybody think they're some master of humor by using them. Somebody will probably respond to this by using one thinking it's funny but it won't be except in their mind.
 




Don't like rage comics? Don't read them.
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Why in God's name?  How did they think this is normal?



My mind is now full of fuck, and it hurts.


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Why in God's name?  How did they think this is normal?



My mind is now full of fuck, and it hurts.


Just had a flashback of that family wearing the furry suits complete with genitals. damn
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No tape required, just position the snaps carefully. I've done this many times, and the results never disappoint!
Link Posted: 12/24/2011 6:02:34 AM EDT
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With 160 pages now, it's hard to remember if something has been posted before.  













 
Link Posted: 12/24/2011 12:53:21 PM EDT
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Probably European.  You're an unsophisticated ugly Americans if you don't think this is normal.  
Link Posted: 12/24/2011 1:15:32 PM EDT
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I've gotta find a dog like this:









I think we'd get along quite nicely.
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