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Posted: 12/14/2011 8:13:12 AM EDT
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kinda hell.....my guns would never be cold again.....  Well happiness is a warm gun. What's sad is if magpul came out with this "tactical knit kit" it would sell like hot cakes. MagPul my ass I'm calling my grandma and have her knit me one. |
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Posted: 12/14/2011 10:13:17 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/14/2011 10:32:57 AM EDT
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That aint a goat , its an ibex , my kids love that video . The guy is actually arguing politics with that thing !! |
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Posted: 12/14/2011 10:36:46 AM EDT
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kinda hell.....my guns would never be cold again..... Well happiness is a warm gun. What's sad is if magpul came out with this "tactical knit kit" it would sell like hot cakes. MagPul my ass I'm calling my grandma and have her knit me one. It'd mean more coming from grandma anyway..... 
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Posted: 12/14/2011 10:43:24 AM EDT
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For some odd reason this is the first thing I thought of when seeing the goat argument: 
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Posted: 12/14/2011 11:07:31 AM EDT
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Quoted: For some odd reason this is the first thing I thought of when seeing the goat argument:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHK9lyegRzkWhat's even funnier, is that I watched that episode last night.  |
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Posted: 12/14/2011 11:12:16 AM EDT
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For some odd reason this is the first thing I thought of when seeing the goat argument: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHK9lyegRzkI was pretty unimpressed with all of that, but one thing got me... "also, Indian food!" |
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Posted: 12/14/2011 11:42:23 AM EDT
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Its nostrils are asymmetric. Is that normal for those things? |
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Posted: 12/14/2011 11:53:35 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: kinda hell.....my guns would never be cold again..... Well happiness is a warm gun. What's sad is if magpul came out with this "tactical knit kit" it would sell like hot cakes. MagPul my ass I'm calling my grandma and have her knit me one. Looks like my wife has a new project. It'll go nicely with my wombat beanie, Jayne hat, and assorted camo throws. |
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Posted: 12/14/2011 11:58:33 AM EDT
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Looks like my wife has a new project. It'll go nicely with my wombat beanie, Jayne hat, and assorted camo throws. Why does your wombat wear a beanie? |
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Posted: 12/14/2011 12:18:29 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Looks like my wife has a new project. It'll go nicely with my wombat beanie, Jayne hat, and assorted camo throws. Why does your wombat wear a beanie? 'Cause it gets COLD in northern Nevada, and wombats are native to a warmer climate.  |
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Posted: 12/14/2011 12:22:38 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Looks like my wife has a new project. It'll go nicely with my wombat beanie, Jayne hat, and assorted camo throws. Why does your wombat wear a beanie?  |
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Posted: 12/14/2011 12:31:01 PM EDT
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Looks like my wife has a new project. It'll go nicely with my wombat beanie, Jayne hat, and assorted camo throws. Why does your wombat wear a beanie? 'Cause it gets COLD in northern Nevada, and wombats are native to a warmer climate.
COLD? In Nevada? ROFL!!! |
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Posted: 12/14/2011 1:30:50 PM EDT
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Looks like my wife has a new project. It'll go nicely with my wombat beanie, Jayne hat, and assorted camo throws. Why does your wombat wear a beanie? 'Cause it gets COLD in northern Nevada, and wombats are native to a warmer climate.
COLD? In Nevada? ROFL!!! Ever been to Elko for Christmas? It gets real cold, and windy. |
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Posted: 12/14/2011 2:15:37 PM EDT
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Found on Facebook...
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Posted: 12/14/2011 9:09:31 PM EDT
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Found on Facebook... http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh256/pedorrero79/comebackpedobear.jpg
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Posted: 12/15/2011 1:12:09 AM EDT
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ive been roosing for months now
please help me continue to roose  |
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Posted: 12/15/2011 2:52:15 AM EDT
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That aint a goat , its an ibex , my kids love that video . The guy is actually arguing politics with that thing !! Hell. You DON'T argue politics with a Navy Chief! |
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Posted: 12/15/2011 2:56:53 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/15/2011 2:25:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/15/2011 5:54:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/15/2011 6:16:18 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/15/2011 6:42:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/15/2011 7:08:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/15/2011 8:15:59 PM EDT
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EDC rap:
EDIT: Apparent embedding fail: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pRdV1BC1FwQ |
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Posted: 12/15/2011 8:46:21 PM EDT
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Now that India has allowed homosexuality, the first lesbian couple have
got married, so congratulations to Sukme Phlaps and Makemeclit Singh. Met this girl in the club last night. Soon she's dragging me into a bathroom stall , sitting me down and straddling me. My instinct soon took over and I did what felt natural... a shit. I'm so excited! I'm going to have sex with my new Thai girlfriend for the first time. She even said we could try anal! I don't get why she's making me wash my ass though... A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who drink bottled water, coffee, soda, juice, energy drinks, and shit like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents! A husband took his wife to the doctor. "Oh doctor" he said "my wife thinks she's a chicken". The doctor gasped "That's terrible. How long has she been like that? The husband replied "Three years". The doctor was horrified "Three years! Why didn't you bring her to me sooner?" The husband said sheepishly "Because we needed the eggs". |
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Posted: 12/15/2011 9:07:54 PM EDT
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Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before realising there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, while he is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue. The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap. "Oh look" says the first nun "it's a soap dispenser!". To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood. Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soap. Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and three times but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs, then yells... "Holy Mary, Mother of God, HAND LOTION TOO!!" |
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Posted: 12/15/2011 9:16:37 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/15/2011 9:24:54 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/15/2011 9:34:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/15/2011 10:02:24 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/15/2011 10:24:52 PM EDT
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Now that India has allowed homosexuality, the first lesbian couple have got married, so congratulations to Sukme Phlaps and Makemeclit Singh. Met this girl in the club last night. Soon she's dragging me into a bathroom stall , sitting me down and straddling me. My instinct soon took over and I did what felt natural... a shit. I'm so excited! I'm going to have sex with my new Thai girlfriend for the first time. She even said we could try anal! I don't get why she's making me wash my ass though... A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who drink bottled water, coffee, soda, juice, energy drinks, and shit like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents! A husband took his wife to the doctor. "Oh doctor" he said "my wife thinks she's a chicken". The doctor gasped "That's terrible. How long has she been like that? The husband replied "Three years". The doctor was horrified "Three years! Why didn't you bring her to me sooner?" The husband said sheepishly "Because we needed the eggs". That was ORSM mate !!! LOL 
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Posted: 12/15/2011 10:33:44 PM EDT
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"they wrote this song for Selena Gomez" What the hell does that mean? 
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Posted: 12/15/2011 10:34:15 PM EDT
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Quoted: "they wrote this song for Selena Gomez" What the hell does that mean? Haha! That Justin Bieber is a girl. |
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Posted: 12/15/2011 11:34:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/16/2011 2:06:20 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/16/2011 2:16:21 AM EDT
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Alright. I've laughed pretty good at a few, but I think this one takes the cake. It's 00:17 here, and I thnk I may have woke one of my roommates up with my laughing, LOL. This one'll get shared around with them tomorrow when we all get home from work.
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Posted: 12/16/2011 4:41:42 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/16/2011 5:17:53 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/16/2011 9:55:36 AM EDT
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That was ORSM mate !!! LOL Oh yeah
I love that site dearly. Great to run into another enthusiast. I really wanted to post the nun/shrimp joke but I think I'd get a slap on the wrist. |
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Posted: 12/16/2011 6:12:51 PM EDT
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That was ORSM mate !!! LOL Oh yeah
I love that site dearly. Great to run into another enthusiast. I really wanted to post the nun/shrimp joke but I think I'd get a slap on the wrist. Been visiting ORSM for 5 years or so, love that site. |
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Posted: 12/16/2011 6:29:00 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/16/2011 6:39:50 PM EDT
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OK Lungbuster, post your gutbuster. |
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Posted: 12/16/2011 10:07:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/17/2011 2:32:25 AM EDT
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I thought it was hillarious, especially the ending (a seven dollar rainshower and "word to your mother" in Spanish). Bet you don't like Amish Paradise and White N' Nerdy either. |
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Posted: 12/17/2011 5:38:14 AM EDT
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SIR SIR SIR. I AM MUCH IN ADMIRATION OF SUCH GOAT. I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH SPIRIT IN GOAT. INSALLAH. DO YOU KNOW WHERE ONE MIGHT ACQUIRE GOAT? |
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Posted: 12/17/2011 11:11:45 AM EDT
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I love Christmas lights! They remind me of my co-workers..........
They all hang together, half the fuckers don't work and the others aren't too fucking bright. |
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Posted: 12/17/2011 2:07:21 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/17/2011 2:12:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/17/2011 2:27:01 PM EDT
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What's the name of this meme? |
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