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Link Posted: 11/9/2013 9:27:08 AM EDT
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You fall you lose
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This is my generations "walked to school uphill both ways in the snow".



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Yeah, but you still fapped.





































Just like you did on the way to school.












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I'm a career firefighter.  We trained on how to extricate people out of smart cars a while back.  You'd be surprised how tough the passenger compartment is.
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From a movie, thats Orlando Jones, dont recall the movie though.
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NOPE NOPE NOO NO NO NOOOOOOO


From a movie, thats Orlando Jones, dont recall the movie though.

CrockodileNado?
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NOPE NOPE NOO NO NO NOOOOOOO






From a movie, thats Orlando Jones, dont recall the movie though.



CrockodileNado?





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CrockodileNado?

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There's a gay Pope?



 
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Classy girl. I should look her up.

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There's a gay Pope?

 
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There's a gay Pope?

 
There was a straight one?



 
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Classy girl. I should look her up.


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Does anyone else think that "you're" is a thing of time past?
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Yep, I see it misused more often than not.  
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Yep, I see it misused more often than not.  




 
There seems to be a direct corrilation between the decrease in correct grammer and the increase in women doing anal...






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Dammit...  pro or con? Tough choice.



The problem exists here too, unfortunately, among men.  What does that mean?
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Yep, I see it misused more often than not.  

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Watch your cornhole, Bud.
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Watch your cornhole, Bud.
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Watch your cornhole, Bud.
I blame posting from my phone for that one...

 
 
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Watch your cornhole, Bud.
I blame posting from my phone for that one...    




You know I couldn't let that one slide.  
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You know I couldn't let that one slide.  
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You know I couldn't let that one slide.  





 

I am batting a thousand.  Every single time I try to correct someones engrish or grammar I get hammered for messing it up myself...

 
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Seriously, I'm not butt-banging potential authors for some freaky interview process.  In fact, I don't care if they can read at all, just bite a pillow

Btw, my wife can spell and write, but guess what she doesn't do!
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That was mighty nice of that fella to leave his intended purchase on the floor.
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That was mighty nice of that fella to leave his intended purchase on the floor.
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That was mighty nice of that fella to leave his intended purchase on the floor.



I shudder to think of what I would have left on the floor in that situation....





Would love to know the backstory on this one.
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It exists...it came to my university.
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unless I had a shotgun I think my .45 9mm and 40 would just piss that thing off. I'd run too.
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unless I had a shotgun I think my .45 9mm and 40 would just piss that thing off. I'd run too.
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unless I had a shotgun I think my .45 9mm and 40 would just piss that thing off. I'd run too.


But the widdle kittie cat was carrying a halloween bucket.  Trick or Treat!










Seriously, though, I'm with you.  I'd have bailed out right quick.
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But the widdle kittie cat was carrying a halloween bucket.  Trick or Treat!




Seriously, though, I'm with you.  I'd have bailed out right quick.
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unless I had a shotgun I think my .45 9mm and 40 would just piss that thing off. I'd run too.




But the widdle kittie cat was carrying a halloween bucket.  Trick or Treat!




Seriously, though, I'm with you.  I'd have bailed out right quick.




 
If by bailed you mean piss yourself then yes I would have too.  Some things just get angry when you shoot them.
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I used to be a facilities manager for a large building.  I installed some of the first automatic flush valves on the urinals.  Fast forward a couple of weeks and one of my employees walked in shaking his head "Bob the auto mechanic has lost his fucking mind, dumbass is talking to the urinals."





Uh oh.





When installing it Bob had asked me what it was.  I explained instead of hitting the handle now you just had to tell it to "flush".  "But don't say it too fast or it won't understand you.".  So for weeks Bob had been walking up the the urinal, taking a leak then saying "fllluuusssshhh".





I kinda felt like an ass, but he deserved it.  





 
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