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Link Posted: 10/30/2013 11:46:01 AM EDT
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my wife would have turned the ocean brown if this happened to her, she is afraid of the ocean and i talked her into going in the water at Myrtle beach, a piece of seaweed touched her leg and she damn near walked on water



 
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Surprise ending- (sorta graphic/NSFW)





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Guy did a hell of a job at faking the video, he should work on zombie shows

I thought it was real at first also until I seen his followup video on how he faked it





 
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Fire Hydrant going off.

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Somebody had some balls to erect that building. a stroke of genius.
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I know this is YLYL, but can you all take a moment from the funny to check out Fatalwishes' thread? The man could use some prayers and good wishes.

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The bushes that have for years spelled CITY PARK on City Park Avenue now spell TY PARK. A small portion of the I remains.





"That would be called a mistake," City Park spokesman John Hopper told Gambit this afternoon. "Some mistakes are bigger than others."
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The bushes that have for years spelled CITY PARK on City Park Avenue now spell TY PARK. A small portion of the I remains.

"That would be called a mistake," City Park spokesman John Hopper told Gambit this afternoon. "Some mistakes are bigger than others."





lol
"We're not pointing any fingers," Hopper said. "It was just one of those mornings where everything that could go wrong does go wrong. You know how when you go into surgery, they write on your leg 'Cut this leg, not that leg'? We probably should have done something like that."
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I am so tempted to put that on facebook, but it might get me beat up by a gang of angry fat chicks.







 
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I am so tempted to put that on facebook, but it might get me beat up eaten by a gang of angry fat chicks.





 
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I am so tempted to put that on facebook, but it might get me beat up eaten by a gang of angry fat chicks.





 




 
FIFY
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Oderus was always a great guest on Red Eye. I think he scared S.E. Cupp.






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50 People On ‘The Most Intellectual Joke I Know’

Some of these are great.

  • Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on technicality…
  • A Photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The Photon replies "No I’m traveling light”
  • Your mother is so classless, she could be a marxist utopia
  • Wife walks in on husband, a string theorist, in bed with another woman. He shouts, "I can explain everything!”



  • I’d tell you a UDP joke, but you may not get it.
  • I prefer IP jokes; it’s all in the delivery.
  • I could tell you a joke about TCP, but I’d have to keep repeating it until you got it.







There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

(I wrote that on the chalkboard of my Computer Science class; it just happened that the instructor used it as the opening for his lesson of the day, which involved binary.)
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Somebody had some balls to erect that building. a stroke of genius.


Architect was definitely cocky. Kind of a dick move, though...
Link Posted: 10/30/2013 5:29:38 PM EDT
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Nice to meet you Ana





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Milk gone bad





 
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Thats cause those prissy infantry guys are worried about tripping on rocks hidden in tall grass.

Armor can't trip!
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Thats cause those prissy infantry guys are worried about tripping on rocks hidden in tall grass.

Armor can't trip!


Link Posted: 10/30/2013 6:29:49 PM EDT
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If you don't know what DTS is, you don't want to know.

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If you don't know what DTS is, you don't want to know.



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I am a fucking zen master of DTS.



Or else I'm just lucky. hard to tell.



 
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If you don't know what DTS is, you don't want to know.

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...aaaaand then some accountant weenie still rejects it because you didn't get separate receipts for the cost of the taxi ride and the tip you gave the taxi driver.
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Where is that goddam burning hydrant pic when you need it?!?!?!?
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When I was in my early 20's, my three buddies and I had a flight to Vegas just like this.

We were sure it was going to turn into a Penthouse forum story with the 3 very hot flight attendants, but it didn't.  
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As a former AO I lost it hard on this one. My wife thought the PTSD caught up to me from the hysterical laughter coming from the other room.
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As a former AO I lost it hard on this one. My wife thought the PTSD caught up to me from the hysterical laughter coming from the other room.
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If you don't know what DTS is, you don't want to know.

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As a former AO I lost it hard on this one. My wife thought the PTSD caught up to me from the hysterical laughter coming from the other room.

Glad to see I'm not the only one that got PTSD from using DTS.
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Glad to see I'm not the only one that got PTSD from using DTS.
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As a former AO I lost it hard on this one. My wife thought the PTSD caught up to me from the hysterical laughter coming from the other room.

Glad to see I'm not the only one that got PTSD from using DTS.


As a Company Ops NCO, it's all of them that suck;

DTS, DTMS, DSC, ATRRS, MEDPROS, RITMS, RFMSS....etc.

I swear I have pulled my sidearm on my computer before!
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They're tankers, too busy fixing their rides
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Lawnmowers are all deadlined for missing track pads.
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If only it were really true:



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You've never walked through the front door at Kmart and yelled "¡La migra!"?
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Not too funny, but interesting how the generation below us is now in the .mil and the games they played are filtering into their art.

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I would let either of those two do that to me...
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Not too funny, but interesting how the generation below us is now in the .mil and the games they played are filtering into their art.

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I don't get the reference.  What game is that supposed to be?
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I don't get the reference.  What game is that supposed to be?
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I don't get the reference.  What game is that supposed to be?

Pokeman.
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My fucking dinner:



The meme-ized version:

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My girlfriend got a pic from a friend the other day where they FAILED TO PUT MEAT ON THE HAMBURGER.
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My girlfriend got a pic from a friend the other day where they FAILED TO PUT MEAT ON THE HAMBURGER.
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My girlfriend got a pic from a friend the other day where they FAILED TO PUT MEAT ON THE HAMBURGER.


I had a burger from an outlet in York train station....they forgot to put the bun on the top....opened the box, Swedish style open burger sandwich!!

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What exactly is the issue?  They look like absolute crap, but there doesn't seem to be anything terribly wrong.
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What exactly is the issue?  They look like absolute crap, but there doesn't seem to be anything terribly wrong.
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What exactly is the issue?  They look like absolute crap, but there doesn't seem to be anything terribly wrong.


He ordered no pickles. The slip said no pickles. They gave him pickles.
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What exactly is the issue?  They look like absolute crap, but there doesn't seem to be anything terribly wrong.
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What exactly is the issue?  They look like absolute crap, but there doesn't seem to be anything terribly wrong.


Read the receipts taped to the wrappers.

"NO Pickles"

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My girlfriend got a pic from a friend the other day where they FAILED TO PUT MEAT ON THE HAMBURGER.
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My girlfriend got a pic from a friend the other day where they FAILED TO PUT MEAT ON THE HAMBURGER.



When I was like 9 or 10 I went to Mc D's, asked for a plain cheeseburger, not a hard order right? They literally gave me a patty of beef, no bun, no cheese, just a patty and wrapper.
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