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Link Posted: 9/26/2013 8:16:33 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/26/2013 8:30:34 AM EDT
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my standards are slipping, that shit has me crying over here
Link Posted: 9/26/2013 8:40:11 AM EDT
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I have no clue why but i am freaking cracking up over here and im at work
Link Posted: 9/26/2013 8:51:51 AM EDT
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So which guy was the unlucky bastard that had sloppy 919ths...
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Did the math. That's one guy every ~47 seconds.
You are assuming she was doing one at a time.  




So which guy was the unlucky bastard that had sloppy 919ths...


Her husband...







 
Link Posted: 9/26/2013 9:26:45 AM EDT
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So which guy was the unlucky bastard that had sloppy 919ths...
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Did the math. That's one guy every ~47 seconds.
You are assuming she was doing one at a time.  


So which guy was the unlucky bastard that had sloppy 919ths...


I dunno, but I'm guessing #920 was her husband.
Link Posted: 9/26/2013 9:29:22 AM EDT
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I dunno, but I'm guessing #920 was her husband.
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Did the math. That's one guy every ~47 seconds.
You are assuming she was doing one at a time.  


So which guy was the unlucky bastard that had sloppy 919ths...


I dunno, but I'm guessing #920 was her husband.



bout a half hour late to the joke
Link Posted: 9/26/2013 9:32:14 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/26/2013 9:48:02 AM EDT
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Hahahahaha


Link Posted: 9/26/2013 10:02:07 AM EDT
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Yeah, I should have gone to the next page.  But mine is probably more accurate.
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Link Posted: 9/26/2013 10:29:25 AM EDT
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Or he goes to Dental school and becomes Tim Whatley.
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Or he goes to Dental school and becomes Tim Whatley.
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Or he goes to Dental school and becomes Tim Whatley.

"Give me a schtickle of fluoride."
Link Posted: 9/26/2013 11:17:18 AM EDT
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Even if you make it, you're gonna die of dysentery anyway...
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Link Posted: 9/26/2013 12:27:44 PM EDT
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Stolen from Alien in the FSA mortar thread.  I giggled like a little girl.

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damn!
Link Posted: 9/26/2013 2:21:34 PM EDT
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The brake works....
Link Posted: 9/26/2013 2:49:23 PM EDT
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Anyone know the story behind this one?

 
Link Posted: 9/26/2013 2:51:26 PM EDT
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What the fuck did I just watch---and for some odd reason, "Why don't I want that 6:22 of my life back"?

Link Posted: 9/26/2013 2:56:18 PM EDT
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We had a massive HP/UX disk array in college (90's) with like multiple 16" disk platters stacked in a big ass box.   That was on an elevated floor back in the server room and you could hear it chunking away from the terminal area.   I wrote a script that would play various songs based on the chunks/vibrations etc. that would come from the room.   Yes.  Geek level 10.

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My first HD was 145 MB. I bragged about this to an IT guy... who pointed to a stack of HDs in his office and said "Those are a half-gigabyte each!" (Each was the size of a cigar box.)
Nowadays I have 4 gb dangling from my keychain... and it is obsolete!
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My first HD was 145 MB. I bragged about this to an IT guy... who pointed to a stack of HDs in his office and said "Those are a half-gigabyte each!" (Each was the size of a cigar box.)
Nowadays I have 4 gb dangling from my keychain... and it is obsolete!

Link Posted: 9/26/2013 3:12:56 PM EDT
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Polandball comics, you are of great.

Link Posted: 9/26/2013 3:19:48 PM EDT
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We had a massive HP/UX disk array in college (90's) with like multiple 16" disk platters stacked in a big ass box.   That was on an elevated floor back in the server room and you could hear it chunking away from the terminal area.   I wrote a script that would play various songs based on the chunks/vibrations etc. that would come from the room.   Yes.  Geek level 10.






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We had a massive HP/UX disk array in college (90's) with like multiple 16" disk platters stacked in a big ass box.   That was on an elevated floor back in the server room and you could hear it chunking away from the terminal area.   I wrote a script that would play various songs based on the chunks/vibrations etc. that would come from the room.   Yes.  Geek level 10.




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My first HD was 145 MB. I bragged about this to an IT guy... who pointed to a stack of HDs in his office and said "Those are a half-gigabyte each!" (Each was the size of a cigar box.)

Nowadays I have 4 gb dangling from my keychain... and it is obsolete!










 
Link Posted: 9/26/2013 3:44:26 PM EDT
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It's a movie scene being filmed.
Link Posted: 9/26/2013 3:52:31 PM EDT
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  I'm a little lost with this one



I figured it was the phone book. Who uses a phone book these days??



 
Link Posted: 9/26/2013 4:35:12 PM EDT
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Damn thing turns on a dime.



 
Link Posted: 9/26/2013 4:38:45 PM EDT
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that was almost expensive
Link Posted: 9/26/2013 4:45:21 PM EDT
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Where are the smokers?
Link Posted: 9/26/2013 5:03:53 PM EDT
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OMG you seriously have to know a bit of Greece's current economical and racial issue to get the meaning of that comic. Which leads me to believe that you must be Greek, if not, totea esea malakas.
Link Posted: 9/26/2013 5:33:48 PM EDT
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<not appropriate>
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I believe that Greece's economic woes have been mentioned in the news once or twice.
 
Link Posted: 9/26/2013 5:50:35 PM EDT
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OMG you seriously have to know a bit of Greece's current economical and racial issue to get the meaning of that comic. Which leads me to believe that you must be Greek, if not, totea esea malakas.
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OMG you seriously have to know a bit of Greece's current economical and racial issue to get the meaning of that comic. Which leads me to believe that you must be Greek, if not, totea esea malakas.


Not Greek.  First time I saw that I didn't actually know who Golden Dawn was.  Everything else (removing Kebab and pesky Merkels) isn't exactly a secret.

"Hercules, lend me your strong" cracks me up every time.
Link Posted: 9/26/2013 5:59:54 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/26/2013 6:21:54 PM EDT
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Not really finding any humor in that.  

E-95
Link Posted: 9/26/2013 6:44:37 PM EDT
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I thought this was supposed to be funny, not KICK ASS music
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