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We had an ostrich, at the Park I worked at, that would pester an elephant. Said elephant eventually used it as a flyswatter. When the ostrich got out of the vet's, it had a crook in its neck. Stupid bird went to pester the elephant again. The elephant stomped it into a bloody mud hole. Imagine how bizarre it is to see the pieces of a cut up Lion, filling the scoop of a front end loader. Have I got this right? An elephant stomped a giraffe into a lion ??? I don't know whether to be impressed, intrigued or terrified.... I think he's lion. But, if giraffe, you ruse. TRG |
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TRG may be the one person on this planet who is better at puns than my grandfather.
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Hey now, who among us hasn't damn near dropped their kid at least once? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
Hey now, who among us hasn't damn near dropped their kid at least once? Kids that age ARE topheavy... |
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Hey now, who among us hasn't damn near dropped their kid at least once? Kids that age ARE topheavy... especially when they get excited and bounce around... nearly dropped ours a few times |
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Google "Slender" It's a creepy game that will make you jump. |
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We had an ostrich, at the Park I worked at, that would pester an elephant. Said elephant eventually used it as a flyswatter. When the ostrich got out of the vet's, it had a crook in its neck. Stupid bird went to pester the elephant again. The elephant stomped it into a bloody mud hole. Imagine how bizarre it is to see the pieces of a cut up Lion, filling the scoop of a front end loader. Have I got this right? An elephant stomped a giraffe into a lion ??? I don't know whether to be impressed, intrigued or terrified.... I think he's lion. But, if giraffe, you ruse. TRG well played. but it was a bit ostrich |
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Quoted: "Death Wobble" is a fairly universal term for anything with wheels View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Once your deck started oscillating back and forth like that, you're fucked "Death Wobble" is a fairly universal term for anything with wheels Damn... Every time I see a .jpg or video of skateboard crashes, I think of Rob. Sorry, that one got to me.
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Quoted: Damn... View Quote Every time I see a .jpg or video of skateboard crashes, I think of Rob. Sorry, that one got to me. He's never going to be a fully functional member of society... |
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Hey now, who among us hasn't damn near dropped their kid at least once? Kids that age ARE topheavy... especially when they get excited and bounce around... nearly dropped ours a few times Ever picked them up to smell them for a dirty diaper and put their head into a ceiling fan? Um... Me either... |
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Hey now, who among us hasn't damn near dropped their kid at least once? Nearly dropped? Umm, yeah - nearly, that's it. |
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Hey now, who among us hasn't damn near dropped their kid at least once? Kids that age ARE topheavy... especially when they get excited and bounce around... nearly dropped ours a few times Ever picked them up to smell them for a dirty diaper and put their head into a ceiling fan? Um... Me either... Never have I ever... |
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Who says "cupboard"? Which reminds me, after 237 years of being free of the British empire, you still use imperial measures? We use standard measure. As opposed to metric. The metric system was invented by the french. What other option did we have but to stick with imperial measures? |
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Hey now, who among us hasn't damn near dropped their kid at least once? http://images.movieplayer.it/2003/02/13/anne-ramsey-aspetta-in-auto-il-resto-della-banda-fratelli-in-una-scena-de-i-goonies-4332.jpg Bob Beckel? |
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We had an ostrich, at the Park I worked at, that would pester an elephant. Said elephant eventually used it as a flyswatter. When the ostrich got out of the vet's, it had a crook in its neck. Stupid bird went to pester the elephant again. The elephant stomped it into a bloody mud hole. Imagine how bizarre it is to see the pieces of a cut up Lion, filling the scoop of a front end loader. Have I got this right? An elephant stomped a giraffe into a lion ??? I don't know whether to be impressed, intrigued or terrified.... I think he's lion. But, if giraffe, you ruse. TRG He used a ruse to tlick you into raffing. |
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View Quote That looks like a remake of "Shake Hands With Danger" |
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Quoted: Saw this on my way into Walmart this morning. Nothing hilarious, but quite the picture choice... Pissed off cop with bloodshot eyes, spitting and yelling. I'm thinking about adding a "PICK UP THAT CAN!" speech bubble next time I go. http://i40.tinypic.com/1570r50.jpg View Quote LOLOL I bet I know who made that sign.....hope he sees this post! |
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Hey now, who among us hasn't damn near dropped their kid at least once? Kids that age ARE topheavy... especially when they get excited and bounce around... nearly dropped ours a few times Ever picked them up to smell them for a dirty diaper and put their head into a ceiling fan? Um... Me either... I thought I was the only one! No shit! |
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