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Google image search "cat bearding." That is awesome. My cat DID NOT find that as amusing as I did |
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Tried... My head is too big, and/or our cat is too small. You're no Peter Jackson, that's for sure. |
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His chest looks like a girl's butt. |
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His chest looks like a girl's butt. If you squint, it looks like his chest is giving birth to his head... |
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His chest looks like a girl's butt. If you squint, it looks like his chest is giving birth to his head... Thank you. |
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Quoted: Quoted: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3d8_1371397076 ETA: The guy is funny, the girl is sad and her parents are failures. Take it for what it is. I am in tears now thanks to that... |
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That will be me in 17-18 years, except they're twins. |
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That will be me in 17-18 years, except they're twins. to quote Val Kilmer's Doc Holliday char from Tombstone..."I have two guns....one for each of ya." |
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dad has a gun like that, he is going to have a hard time shooting me while I am rolling on the ground laughing at him. |
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dad has a gun like that, he is going to have a hard time shooting me while I am rolling on the ground laughing at him. Perhaps, but he could poke you with it from considerable distance. |
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dad has a gun like that, he is going to have a hard time shooting me while I am rolling on the ground laughing at him. Maybe that's the point? If the guy has any sense to know anything beyond "gun = scary, RUN AWAY fOMG!" then his genes pass the first test. "All men have a douche-bag test. It's pretty much the same across. 'Cause if a guy walks up-- let's say a guy walks up and he's wearing the goofiest shoes you've ever seen... Crocs, maybe. And he has a tie on. But you're supposed to hang out with that guy for a family dinner, he walks up, and you go, 'Dude... what's with the shoes?' If he goes, 'These... these are my favorite shoes.' Douche-bag. But if he goes 'These shoes? Well, I'm going to wear these as long as you wear that shirt.' Brother." - Christopher Titus |
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Okay, a short history..... Back when I was a kid, my buddy had Brother Dave's albums (that means 33 rpm records) and he and I listened to them over and over until we had them memorized. I could almost say those two skits word for word. Brother Dave was HIGH-larious, Beloved. |
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Meanwhile inside the Midvale school for the Gifted |
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What's this supposed to be? |
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What's this supposed to be? Move your face away from the cool air and the ambient temps set you on fire. |
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I would not be surprised at all if that was a dude. |
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I would not be surprised at all if that was a dude. Like that would change their responses. |
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That is probably Pennywise's sister. |
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It's not a proper boning unless I need a mouth guard, a motorcycle helmet, and a signed release of liability. |
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