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Link Posted: 6/16/2013 6:56:14 PM EDT
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Quoted:


Google image search "cat bearding."


 That is awesome.



 
Link Posted: 6/16/2013 8:29:10 PM EDT
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Google image search "cat bearding."

 That is awesome.
 


My cat DID NOT find that as amusing as I did
Link Posted: 6/16/2013 9:49:03 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/16/2013 9:52:15 PM EDT
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Tried... My head is too big, and/or our cat is too small.  


You're no Peter Jackson, that's for sure.
Link Posted: 6/16/2013 9:52:18 PM EDT
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What am I missing here?


His chest looks like a girl's butt.
Link Posted: 6/16/2013 10:06:41 PM EDT
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What am I missing here?


His chest looks like a girl's butt.


If you squint, it looks like his chest is giving birth to his head...
Link Posted: 6/16/2013 10:16:22 PM EDT
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What am I missing here?


His chest looks like a girl's butt.


If you squint, it looks like his chest is giving birth to his head...




Thank you.
Link Posted: 6/16/2013 10:22:38 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/16/2013 10:34:29 PM EDT
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3d8_1371397076







ETA: The guy is funny, the girl is sad and her parents are failures. Take it for what it is.






I am in tears now thanks to that...

 





Link Posted: 6/16/2013 11:42:32 PM EDT
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(sorry if repost)
Link Posted: 6/16/2013 11:45:16 PM EDT
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http://i.imgur.com/GJHl4Pm.jpg

(sorry if repost)


That will be me in 17-18 years, except they're twins.
Link Posted: 6/16/2013 11:50:59 PM EDT
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http://i.imgur.com/GJHl4Pm.jpg

(sorry if repost)


That will be me in 17-18 years, except they're twins.


Twins? Better practice your dual wielding.

Link Posted: 6/17/2013 12:03:21 AM EDT
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That will be me in 17-18 years, except they're twins.


to quote Val Kilmer's Doc Holliday char from Tombstone..."I have two guns....one for each of ya."

Link Posted: 6/17/2013 12:31:07 AM EDT
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http://i.imgur.com/GJHl4Pm.jpg

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dad has a gun like that, he is going to have a hard time shooting me while I am rolling on the ground laughing at him.
Link Posted: 6/17/2013 12:49:51 AM EDT
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http://i.imgur.com/GJHl4Pm.jpg

(sorry if repost)


dad has a gun like that, he is going to have a hard time shooting me while I am rolling on the ground laughing at him.


Perhaps, but he could poke you with it from considerable distance.
Link Posted: 6/17/2013 1:06:29 AM EDT
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http://i.imgur.com/GJHl4Pm.jpg

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dad has a gun like that, he is going to have a hard time shooting me while I am rolling on the ground laughing at him.


Maybe that's the point?

If the guy has any sense to know anything beyond "gun = scary, RUN AWAY fOMG!" then his genes pass the first test.


"All men have a douche-bag test. It's pretty much the same across. 'Cause if a guy walks up-- let's say a guy walks up and he's wearing the goofiest shoes you've ever seen... Crocs, maybe. And he has a tie on.

But you're supposed to hang out with that guy for a family dinner, he walks up, and you go, 'Dude... what's with the shoes?'

If he goes, 'These... these are my favorite shoes.'

Douche-bag.

But if he goes 'These shoes? Well, I'm going to wear these as long as you wear that shirt.'

Brother."

- Christopher Titus
Link Posted: 6/17/2013 1:49:29 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/17/2013 2:40:36 PM EDT
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The hainted house


Motorcycle story



Okay, a short history.....

Back when I was a kid, my buddy had Brother Dave's albums (that means 33 rpm records) and he and I listened to them over and over until we had them memorized.

I could almost say those two skits word for word.



Brother Dave was HIGH-larious, Beloved.

Link Posted: 6/17/2013 2:49:21 PM EDT
[#28]
This actually works in Phoenix.




Link Posted: 6/17/2013 3:07:28 PM EDT
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Meanwhile inside the Midvale school for the Gifted



 
Link Posted: 6/17/2013 4:12:58 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/17/2013 4:36:16 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/17/2013 4:53:49 PM EDT
[#33]
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This actually works in Phoenix.

http://nobodyscores.loosenutstudio.com/comix/heat-death.gif


What's this supposed to be?  
Link Posted: 6/17/2013 4:56:23 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/17/2013 4:59:35 PM EDT
[#35]



Sort of want





 
Link Posted: 6/17/2013 5:00:38 PM EDT
[#36]
Your tear gas is futile. I AM BRAZILIAN!!!!

Link Posted: 6/17/2013 5:02:51 PM EDT
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Huh???

Link Posted: 6/17/2013 5:03:22 PM EDT
[#38]


Welcome to NYC.


Link Posted: 6/17/2013 5:03:50 PM EDT
[#39]
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This actually works in Phoenix.

http://nobodyscores.loosenutstudio.com/comix/heat-death.gif


What's this supposed to be?  


Move your face away from the cool air and the ambient temps set you on fire.
Link Posted: 6/17/2013 5:06:30 PM EDT
[#40]


Supposed to be bonded with not boned.
Link Posted: 6/17/2013 5:41:30 PM EDT
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Supposed to be bonded with not boned.


I would hope so, but after watching the news for awile I wouldn't bet on it.....



 
Link Posted: 6/17/2013 5:53:22 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/17/2013 5:56:41 PM EDT
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Not Guilty

 
Link Posted: 6/17/2013 6:12:54 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/17/2013 6:14:18 PM EDT
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Supposed to be bonded with not boned.



Y'know, even though I read that several times, I completely missed the typo.



Link Posted: 6/17/2013 6:14:56 PM EDT
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do want


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Not Guilty  


I would not be surprised at all if that was a dude.  


Like that would change their responses.


Link Posted: 6/17/2013 6:44:55 PM EDT
[#47]


Ah what the fuck, why not i'd give it a shot.
Link Posted: 6/17/2013 6:48:27 PM EDT
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Ah what the fuck, why not i'd give it a shot.



That is probably Pennywise's sister.
Link Posted: 6/17/2013 6:51:27 PM EDT
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Ah what the fuck, why not i'd give it a shot.


It's not a proper boning unless I need a mouth guard, a motorcycle helmet, and a signed release of liability.
Link Posted: 6/17/2013 6:59:54 PM EDT
[#50]
Snake being stealthy

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