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Posted: 10/20/2011 7:45:27 PM EDT
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121!!
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Posted: 10/20/2011 7:56:09 PM EDT
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What does she think the turkey is going to do? Tear her face off? Many times, during "dating season," many animals have problems with species identification. I'm wondering if people living around there have been feeding the turkey. Maybe he just wanted her to give him some food? No, he was being aggressive. When they partially extend a wing down and kind of shoulder it towards you and rake it with their legs, they're trying to intimidate you. The woman was smart to fear an aggressive male turkey, because in addition to their beaks, which are surprisingly powerful and sharp, they have spurs: http://www.jerrystaxidermy.com/Assets/Images/gallery_upland/thumbnails/2412%20turkey%20spur_tn.jpg Which are jabbed into opponents violently, and painfully. They won't kill you, but they can make you bleed pretty easily. If she knew what she was doing she could get a good kick in and launch him away, which, if done enough will dissuade him from trying to attack you while not injuring him. But, of course, she's a woman who has no experience with that, so her best bet is to do what she did, and flee to cover. Clever girl. |
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Posted: 10/20/2011 8:06:41 PM EDT
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Am I seeing that right, are the rednecks starting to deep fry whiskey? |
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Posted: 10/20/2011 8:09:11 PM EDT
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so he's drinking cleverly...chasing it with coke....and grinding with the chick in front of him.....FTW..... 
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Posted: 10/20/2011 8:34:48 PM EDT
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so he's drinking cleverly...chasing it with coke....and grinding with the chick in front of him.....FTW..... Now that I read the jpg image I guess it isn't deep fried whiskey... Cuz that would be cool. |
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Posted: 10/20/2011 9:03:01 PM EDT
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I found a hilarious picture today... but I'm not sure it's CoC compliant.
IM me for a copy of it, for further studying.... LMAO |
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Posted: 10/20/2011 10:15:59 PM EDT
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I found a hilarious picture today... but I'm not sure it's CoC compliant. IM me for a copy of it, for further studying.... LMAO I seem to be the king of non CoC lately.... Send it to me for a look.... I'm like that "blind spot" insurance guy on TV.... "You're good"...
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Posted: 10/20/2011 10:51:59 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/21/2011 1:45:13 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/21/2011 4:23:34 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: What does she think the turkey is going to do? Tear her face off? Many times, during "dating season," many animals have problems with species identification. I'm wondering if people living around there have been feeding the turkey. Maybe he just wanted her to give him some food? No, he was being aggressive. When they partially extend a wing down and kind of shoulder it towards you and rake it with their legs, they're trying to intimidate you. The woman was smart to fear an aggressive male turkey, because in addition to their beaks, which are surprisingly powerful and sharp, they have spurs: http://www.jerrystaxidermy.com/Assets/Images/gallery_upland/thumbnails/2412%20turkey%20spur_tn.jpg Which are jabbed into opponents violently, and painfully. They won't kill you, but they can make you bleed pretty easily. If she knew what she was doing she could get a good kick in and launch him away, which, if done enough will dissuade him from trying to attack you while not injuring him. But, of course, she's a woman who has no experience with that, so her best bet is to do what she did, and flee to cover. That's what boots are for! Damn what I wouldn't give for a free, reactive, delicious target like that. It's a friggin obese bird that labors to fly! You just won the free poultry lottery and you chose to run away and post it on youtube? If there was ever a more suiting "Head on over to the kitchen and make me a sammich" moment, I have yet to see it. Definitely not an arfcom girl. |
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Posted: 10/21/2011 4:36:11 AM EDT
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I dont get it. The value of Pi (3.14) does not bring a bill of $26.86 to an even $30. ETA: Never mind.....duh! I was doing percentages, not simple addition. |
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Posted: 10/21/2011 10:29:18 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/21/2011 11:26:52 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/21/2011 11:59:11 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/21/2011 12:00:45 PM EDT
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cliffnotes.
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Posted: 10/21/2011 1:29:54 PM EDT
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From another board I post on. Cracks me up every time I see it
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Posted: 10/21/2011 2:04:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/21/2011 2:58:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/21/2011 3:13:31 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/21/2011 3:15:59 PM EDT
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Beer? huh, that's a good idea. I think I'm gonna full the camelback up with beer and go to the dog park. |
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Posted: 10/21/2011 3:20:59 PM EDT
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Beer? huh, that's a good idea. I think I'm gonna full the camelback up with beer and go to the dog park. I've always wondered if putting anything other than water in my Camelbak would leave a bad taste afterwards. Let me know how that works. 
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Posted: 10/21/2011 3:22:41 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/21/2011 3:31:14 PM EDT
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Quoted: I found a hilarious picture today... but I'm not sure it's CoC compliant. IM me for a copy of it, for further studying.... LMAO You bastard, you've now relegated the next 8 pages of this thread to pic requests!! |
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Posted: 10/21/2011 3:38:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/21/2011 3:49:09 PM EDT
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Beer? huh, that's a good idea. I think I'm gonna full the camelback up with beer and go to the dog park. Bad idea. I've found that the beer will go flatter than keg beer in 1/87th the time. Just make a cocktail. |
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Posted: 10/21/2011 5:31:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/21/2011 5:51:04 PM EDT
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Beer? huh, that's a good idea. I think I'm gonna full the camelback up with beer and go to the dog park. I've always wondered if putting anything other than water in my Camelbak would leave a bad taste afterwards. Let me know how that works. Works great. Had a company party with 12 kegs of beer floated in 2 hours and many had camel backs filled. |
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Posted: 10/21/2011 5:51:34 PM EDT
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I found a hilarious picture today... but I'm not sure it's CoC compliant. IM me for a copy of it, for further studying.... LMAO You bastard, you've now relegated the next 8 pages of this thread to pic requests!!
Knick knack paddy whack give a dog a bone. |
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Posted: 10/21/2011 5:51:51 PM EDT
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I found a hilarious picture today... but I'm not sure it's CoC compliant. IM me for a copy of it, for further studying.... LMAO IM me PLZ |
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Posted: 10/21/2011 6:01:36 PM EDT
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Getting close to the 31st....
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Posted: 10/21/2011 6:47:51 PM EDT
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I found a hilarious picture today... but I'm not sure it's CoC compliant. IM me for a copy of it, for further studying.... LMAO 
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Posted: 10/21/2011 7:30:44 PM EDT
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IBTL
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Posted: 10/21/2011 7:49:43 PM EDT
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IBTL Where?.... 
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Posted: 10/21/2011 7:52:10 PM EDT
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IBTL Where?....
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Posted: 10/21/2011 9:25:52 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/21/2011 9:53:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/21/2011 11:11:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/21/2011 11:12:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/21/2011 11:40:10 PM EDT
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I'm waiting for Magpul - Art of the 360 No Scope to come out. |
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Posted: 10/21/2011 11:42:31 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/21/2011 11:53:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/22/2011 12:27:25 AM EDT
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Not mine, just had it sent today. |
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Posted: 10/22/2011 2:51:55 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/22/2011 3:57:22 AM EDT
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I lost at: 0:39 "It's a piece of cake to make a pretty cake"... "WHAT?!!" |
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Posted: 10/22/2011 4:16:21 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/22/2011 4:20:15 AM EDT
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You got me rolling! love it |
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Posted: 10/22/2011 4:20:49 AM EDT
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I dreamed taking off in a 747-8. WE had our signifigant problems.........but we were airborn nonthelesss
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Posted: 10/22/2011 8:17:55 AM EDT
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We made this one from a photo of our cat:
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Posted: 10/22/2011 9:56:42 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/22/2011 9:57:04 AM EDT
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