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Link Posted: 5/13/2015 9:16:23 PM EDT
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I got you a present - a heart attack!
Link Posted: 5/13/2015 9:17:02 PM EDT
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Were there any stupid redneck cliches he missed?
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Friend posted this screenshot from a local "yard sale" type group on Facebook.



http://i.imgur.com/8GUp7gG.jpg



Camera is totally not stolen and money will totally not be used to purchase more weed and/or harder drugs.
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Wait...... how did they take a picture of the camera with the camera.......fucking voodoo there!!
Link Posted: 5/13/2015 10:02:43 PM EDT
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Lost.
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I can't stop laughing at this!






Link Posted: 5/14/2015 1:43:01 AM EDT
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I can't stop laughing at this!




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I can't stop laughing at this!






Looks like Kitteh got some cat toy in the eye and went berzerk.
Link Posted: 5/14/2015 2:50:20 AM EDT
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Pug life

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Link Posted: 5/14/2015 5:37:53 AM EDT
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  Wait...... how did they take a picture of the camera with the camera.......fucking voodoo there!!
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Friend posted this screenshot from a local "yard sale" type group on Facebook.

http://i.imgur.com/8GUp7gG.jpg

Camera is totally not stolen and money will totally not be used to purchase more weed and/or harder drugs.

  Wait...... how did they take a picture of the camera with the camera.......fucking voodoo there!!

Obamaphones have cameras.  And interwebz.
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Link Posted: 5/14/2015 8:53:10 AM EDT
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Dupe and 100% fake

The letter I in air would have been exposed as it shows up in tonight.

They should have removed the I from tonight to make it seem plausible.
Link Posted: 5/14/2015 9:10:00 AM EDT
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Dupe and 100% fake

The letter I in air would have been exposed as it shows up in tonight.

They should have removed the I from tonight to make it seem plausible.
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Dupe and 100% fake

The letter I in air would have been exposed as it shows up in tonight.

They should have removed the I from tonight to make it seem plausible.


You know how I know you didn't read the whole thread?
Link Posted: 5/14/2015 9:12:27 AM EDT
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Were there any stupid redneck cliches he missed?
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he ain't the one who's stuck.
just sayin'
Link Posted: 5/14/2015 9:22:35 AM EDT
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hah, lost it at the deer corn
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I see your Earl Dribble Jr. and raise you a Mini Thin.

Link Posted: 5/14/2015 12:17:28 PM EDT
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I can tell that school is graduating fine upstanding future lawyers and doctors who will forever leave their mark on humanity.

"I only eat with those people I struggle with"

"Tossed salads"

"#BlackLivesMatter"

Link Posted: 5/14/2015 12:22:38 PM EDT
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A new children's novel called "Do You Want To Play With My Balls?" just came out, and it is exactly what you think it is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3loy0EG4uQ&feature=youtu.be
Link Posted: 5/14/2015 12:51:00 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/14/2015 12:51:58 PM EDT
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A new children's novel called "Do You Want To Play With My Balls?" just came out, and it is exactly what you think it is:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3loy0EG4uQ&feature=youtu.be
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Holy shit.
Link Posted: 5/14/2015 12:57:40 PM EDT
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  Holy shit.

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A new children's novel called "Do You Want To Play With My Balls?" just came out, and it is exactly what you think it is:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3loy0EG4uQ&feature=youtu.be


  Holy shit.



Sally sounds like a slut.......



 
Link Posted: 5/14/2015 1:07:54 PM EDT
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From youtube:

Published on May 3, 2015

"Do you want to play with my balls?" Written by the Cifaldi Brothers.
To use this video in a commercial player or in broadcasts, please email [email protected]
And simmer down... it's a joke! Not a real children's book. Enjoy :)


Link Posted: 5/14/2015 1:27:43 PM EDT
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Published on May 3, 2015

"Do you want to play with my balls?" Written by the Cifaldi Brothers.
To use this video in a commercial player or in broadcasts, please email [email protected]
And simmer down... it's a joke! Not a real children's book. Enjoy :)


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The irony...




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Link Posted: 5/14/2015 2:45:28 PM EDT
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I see your Earl Dribble Jr. and raise you a Mini Thin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsNwDjUjbfs#t=73
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I see your Earl Dribble Jr. and raise you a Mini Thin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsNwDjUjbfs#t=73























Link Posted: 5/14/2015 2:49:26 PM EDT
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I wish my mom had the same taste in gifts; shopping would be much easier.  
http://jamesash.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/FG02_09-01UN2.jpg
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I got the middle version for Mother's Day.  



And some perfume just to lady it up a bit.  


Who makes it?



edit:  the knife, not the perfume






Microtech.



http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m303/emilysmom_02/knife_zpsj3ax48z2.jpg





Perfume is Covet by ol' Horseface herself.  It's yummy.  That's a freebie.





ETA  Beat while uploading gigantic pic.  
I wish my mom had the same taste in gifts; shopping would be much easier.  
http://jamesash.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/FG02_09-01UN2.jpg
LOL.  Organic chemistry joke.

 
Link Posted: 5/14/2015 2:56:20 PM EDT
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Jacksonville. Figures.

Pic thread:

Link Posted: 5/14/2015 3:04:17 PM EDT
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Gorilla warfare?
Link Posted: 5/14/2015 3:18:58 PM EDT
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"Wilson, I'm sorry!  Willllllllsooooooooon!"
Link Posted: 5/14/2015 3:37:18 PM EDT
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yup.






Link Posted: 5/14/2015 4:33:35 PM EDT
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Funny or Die - What is everything was packaged like Cable

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Would that be the graduating class of Ferguson HS or Baltimore City HS?
Link Posted: 5/14/2015 4:44:31 PM EDT
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Gorilla warfare?
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http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/navy-seal-copypasta


ETA-





Link Posted: 5/14/2015 4:59:50 PM EDT
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http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc141/natebedair/f7b8ab2b6320361bc22ccec92916f329_zpsageoyqw0.jpg

I don't really care for the Mini Thin song, but I actually like the stuff from Jawga  Boys, Bottleneck, Moonshine Bandits, The Lacs, and a few others.  I wasn't married and a father, it would be damn fun to spend my free time around mud trucks and drinking moonshine.





















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I see your Earl Dribble Jr. and raise you a Mini Thin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsNwDjUjbfs#t=73

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc141/natebedair/f7b8ab2b6320361bc22ccec92916f329_zpsageoyqw0.jpg

I don't really care for the Mini Thin song, but I actually like the stuff from Jawga  Boys, Bottleneck, Moonshine Bandits, The Lacs, and a few others.  I wasn't married and a father, it would be damn fun to spend my free time around mud trucks and drinking moonshine.






















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It's worse than that, that's George Zimmerman in the background.
Link Posted: 5/14/2015 5:54:15 PM EDT
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he ain't the one who's stuck.
just sayin'
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Were there any stupid redneck cliches he missed?


he ain't the one who's stuck.
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Ding ding ding. We have a winner.
Link Posted: 5/14/2015 6:07:44 PM EDT
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I see your Earl Dribble Jr. and raise you a Mini Thin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsNwDjUjbfs#t=73


https://youtu.be/xIAhzRR_I14


I downloaded that on iTunes last week.  I tend to like Moccasin Creek's music better than a lot of the others.
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Originally Posted By Sir Buzz Killington:
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Published on May 3, 2015

"Do you want to play with my balls?" Written by the Cifaldi Brothers.
To use this video in a commercial player or in broadcasts, please email [email protected]
And simmer down... it's a joke! Not a real children's book. Enjoy :)






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Nicely hidden there.
Link Posted: 5/14/2015 6:42:04 PM EDT
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Nicely hidden there.
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Published on May 3, 2015

"Do you want to play with my balls?" Written by the Cifaldi Brothers.
To use this video in a commercial player or in broadcasts, please email [email protected]
And simmer down... it's a joke! Not a real children's book. Enjoy :)






Posted By Sir Buzz Killington


Nicely hidden there.




Link Posted: 5/14/2015 10:48:08 PM EDT
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There is something curiously satisfying watching this

Indiana Jones in Real Life! In 4K!
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welp.... I want that set
Link Posted: 5/14/2015 10:58:33 PM EDT
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3D-ified Gif (995kb)

Will Smith Gif turns 3D when you add 2 bars to the image.
http://i.imgur.com/Afkkhrx.gif

Link Posted: 5/14/2015 11:01:38 PM EDT
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love this song
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A new children's novel called "Do You Want To Play With My Balls?" just came out, and it is exactly what you think it is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3loy0EG4uQ&feature=youtu.be


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3loy0EG4uQ







rost
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I laughed way too hard for way too long at this. Holy shit.
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Indiana Jones in Real Life! In 4K!
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That looks fun as hell
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Were there any stupid redneck cliches he missed?

.......at least he didn't go all ghetto like the mud jug boys.....
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