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"I never did mind about the little things.”



I'd lay a towel over it, and keep on trucking.



 
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"I never did mind about the little things.”

I'd lay a towel over it, and keep on trucking.
 
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"I never did mind about the little things.”

I'd lay a towel over it, and keep on trucking.
 



"hoggin' all the lubing"

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the "hot chick farting" vid linked at the end is even better
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Edit: accidental repost so here is this

http://i.imgur.com/WIY3yaj.gifv


http://i.imgur.com/PNu8zLe.gifv
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What rifle is that?
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The one from HEAT, noob!  lol
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Start about 40 seconds into the video.








 
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Can't embed but pretty impressive

https://youtu.be/2QxxD47NUaI
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       Start about 40 seconds into the video.




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Don't anybody shake his hand...didn't hear a sink going.
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SHTP?









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Better keep runnin son.
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He's only gonna die tired.
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He's only gonna die tired.




 
I wanna know what's so scary that it's got a dude and a big cat fleeing down a hallways.
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He's only gonna die tired.


Can't tell for sure but it looks like a cheetah to me. I don't care if you are Usain Bolt, you are not going to outrun that.



Somebody shouldn't have left the cage door open



 
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Can't tell for sure but it looks like a cheetah to me. I don't care if you are Usain Bolt, you are not going to outrun that.

Somebody shouldn't have left the cage door open
 
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He's only gonna die tired.

Can't tell for sure but it looks like a cheetah to me. I don't care if you are Usain Bolt, you are not going to outrun that.

Somebody shouldn't have left the cage door open
 


Kitty just wants tummy rubs.

From the inside.
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Can't tell for sure but it looks like a cheetah to me. I don't care if you are Usain Bolt, you are not going to outrun that.

Somebody shouldn't have left the cage door open
 
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He's only gonna die tired.

Can't tell for sure but it looks like a cheetah to me. I don't care if you are Usain Bolt, you are not going to outrun that.

Somebody shouldn't have left the cage door open
 


But that dude's got wiiiings
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He's only gonna die tired.


  I wanna know what's so scary that it's got a dude and a big cat fleeing down a hallways.





Yeah, what are they running from?



 

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Yeah, what are they running from?
 

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what are the guys with the rifles supposed to be doing?
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Hajji's a dick!!


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Clever girl.
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Kitty in heat?  I think I'd rather deal with a leopard in heat than a Siamese.
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Taking "Bravo Foxtrot" to new levels.

 
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I love how he just collapses afterwards like "oh.... fuck"
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Kitty in heat?  I think I'd rather deal with a leopard in heat than a Siamese.
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Kitty in heat?  I think I'd rather deal with a leopard in heat than a Siamese.

You may have a point there.

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What department issues Hi-points?
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Duh.  Shoot the human sacrifice if it looks like he's going to escape.
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what are the guys with the rifles supposed to be doing?


Duh.  Shoot the human sacrifice if it looks like he's going to escape.


Oh damn, I almost pissed my pants laughing at that one.
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What department issues Hi-points?
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What department issues Hi-points?



apparently the department of ass fucking
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Can't tell for sure but it looks like a cheetah to me. I don't care if you are Usain Bolt, you are not going to outrun that.

Somebody shouldn't have left the cage door open
 
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He's only gonna die tired.

Can't tell for sure but it looks like a cheetah to me. I don't care if you are Usain Bolt, you are not going to outrun that.

Somebody shouldn't have left the cage door open
 

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Not the best video quality, but best I could find...



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He's only gonna die tired.


Can't tell for sure but it looks like a cheetah to me. I don't care if you are Usain Bolt, you are not going to outrun that.



Somebody shouldn't have left the cage door open

 


http://asset-e.soup.io/asset/8337/7758_e8a0.gif


I stand corrected



 
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   BRITISH
 HUMOR IS DIFFERENT

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These are classified ads which were
 actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:

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 FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.


 8 years old,


 Hateful little bastard.


 Bites!
 
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 FREE PUPPIES



 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

   
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 FREE PUPPIES.


 Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.


 Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

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COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.


 Also 1 gay bull for sale.

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JOINING NUDIST COLONY !


 Must sell washer and dryer £100.



 



 WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .



 Worn once by mistake.


 Call Stephanie.

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**** And the WINNER is... ****
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FOR SALE BY OWNER.


 Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.


 Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife
 knows everything.
 
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 Statement of the Century
 


 Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly.
  "If
 women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, How come they can't have a
 headache and sex at the same time?"

   
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


Children Are Quick



____________________________________

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TEACHER: Why
are you late?


STUDENT: Class started before I got here.


____________________________________


TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?


JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.


__________________________________________


TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'


GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'


TEACHER: No, that's wrong


GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.


(I Love this child)


____________________________________________


TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?


DONALD: H I J K L M N O.


TEACHER: What are you talking about?


DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.


__________________________________


TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten
years ago.


WINNIE: Me!


__________________________________________


TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?


GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.


_______________________________________

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______________________________


TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but
also admitted it.


Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?


LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....


______________________________________


TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?


SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook.


______________________________


TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your
brother's..


Did you copy his?


CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

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(I
want to adopt this kid!!!)


___________________________________


TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are
no longer interested?


HAROLD: A teacher


__________________________________


PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH



Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been
turned off
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