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Posted: 4/6/2015 12:43:52 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/6/2015 12:47:12 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/6/2015 2:17:44 AM EDT
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I was in a bar once and there was a pirate with a helm's wheel attached to his groin. I asked him what it was for and he said "it's driving me nuts!" Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Posted: 4/6/2015 2:29:24 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/6/2015 7:28:08 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/6/2015 10:03:24 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryJudging by the way he put his hands all over his face like he just won a Miss America pageant, I'm guessing he wasn't the least bit excited by the boobage. |
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Posted: 4/6/2015 10:14:29 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/6/2015 10:17:41 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/6/2015 10:55:46 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/6/2015 11:37:12 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/6/2015 11:41:23 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/6/2015 11:43:35 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/6/2015 11:48:29 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryAlways use a dummy to test stuff like that. Even if you don't use a dummy to test first, you are still using a dummy to test first. 
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Posted: 4/6/2015 2:14:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Always use a dummy to test stuff like that. Even if you don't use a dummy to test first, you are still using a dummy to test first. Quote HistoryQuoted: Always use a dummy to test stuff like that. Even if you don't use a dummy to test first, you are still using a dummy to test first. |
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Posted: 4/6/2015 2:51:20 PM EDT
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That jealousy
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Posted: 4/6/2015 3:01:53 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/6/2015 4:48:02 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/6/2015 4:50:41 PM EDT
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Pretty sure that's Dali. Quote HistoryYup. 100% Salvador Dali |
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Posted: 4/6/2015 4:57:02 PM EDT
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Found in my local paper: http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h367/Use_the_2nd/Mobile%20Uploads/8B7E0389-78B3-493D-AE48-047EC953CA6D_zpslo03z7bk.jpg And my local pet smart http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h367/Use_the_2nd/Mobile%20Uploads/19ACAF5D-5615-4D9D-9A1A-87770373CB83_zpsjq0szgjf.jpg Worst idea ever. |
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Posted: 4/6/2015 5:10:39 PM EDT
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Yup. 100% Salvador Dali Quote HistoryQuoted:
Yup. 100% Salvador Dali [McBain] Dats Da Joke. [/McBain] |
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Posted: 4/6/2015 5:31:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/6/2015 5:53:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryI thought the dog was going to start humping him. That would have been the "icing" on the cake. |
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Posted: 4/6/2015 6:00:18 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/6/2015 7:40:14 PM EDT
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Same here. People think I'm pissed even when I think I'm smiling. Actually, kind of handy sometimes.  Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I have asshole resting face... sucks. Same here. People think I'm pissed even when I think I'm smiling. Actually, kind of handy sometimes. I know this is really old, but I have a grumpy resting face. I've been told to smile at the titty bar by the dancers! Shit! I am smiling, really! |
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Posted: 4/6/2015 8:24:10 PM EDT
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All I can say is WTF!?
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Posted: 4/6/2015 10:13:51 PM EDT
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LOL Quote HistorySiri on her period. |
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Posted: 4/6/2015 10:14:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/6/2015 10:28:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/6/2015 10:30:27 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: [McBain] Dats Da Joke. [/McBain] Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Yup. 100% Salvador Dali [McBain] Dats Da Joke. [/McBain] And the fact he's drawing a dick on her forehead is pretty damn funny too..... |
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Posted: 4/6/2015 10:31:03 PM EDT
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Can't remember if I've already put this one in, but whatever:
What's the difference between an ounce of cocaine and a toddler? Eric Clapton would NEVER let an ounce of cocaine fall out a window. 
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Posted: 4/6/2015 10:31:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Somebody, please Photoshop dickbutt on her forehead. Quote HistoryQuoted: Somebody, please Photoshop dickbutt on her forehead. I think you just need the butt... |
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Posted: 4/7/2015 12:45:14 AM EDT
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Quote History"it looks like you choked, joffrey!" 
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Posted: 4/7/2015 12:46:58 AM EDT
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Can't remember if I've already put this one in, but whatever: What's the difference between an ounce of cocaine and a toddler? Eric Clapton would NEVER let an ounce of cocaine fall out a window. 
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Posted: 4/7/2015 2:02:36 AM EDT
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An Argentine gaucho name Bruno
Said, "There is but one thing that I do know: Women are fine And sheep are divine But a llama is numero uno!" |
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Posted: 4/7/2015 4:37:18 AM EDT
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In honor of Easter and Passover week...
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Posted: 4/7/2015 5:09:56 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/7/2015 7:50:48 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Worst idea ever. Can someone explain the fish one for me. Is its the black convict thing.........  |
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Posted: 4/7/2015 8:56:55 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/7/2015 9:11:40 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryBOOM HEAD SHOT |
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Posted: 4/7/2015 9:23:36 AM EDT
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BOOM HEAD SHOT Quote HistoryQuoted:
BOOM HEAD SHOT The obvious response would have been "Coor's Light." |
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Posted: 4/7/2015 9:27:19 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: BOOM HEAD SHOT Quote HistoryQuoted: BOOM HEAD SHOT ETA: Dammit... beat |
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Posted: 4/7/2015 11:54:36 AM EDT
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Found in my local paper: http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h367/Use_the_2nd/Mobile%20Uploads/8B7E0389-78B3-493D-AE48-047EC953CA6D_zpslo03z7bk.jpg Not much else to do in North Bend!
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Posted: 4/7/2015 12:00:58 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/7/2015 12:05:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/7/2015 12:06:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryI volunteer to be a judge. too slow... |
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Posted: 4/7/2015 12:22:26 PM EDT
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And my local pet smart  Black convicts are aggressive fish that do not do well in communities. They are best segregated into their own tank. |
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Posted: 4/7/2015 1:19:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOh, I get it. They spelled "sucks" wrong. |
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Posted: 4/7/2015 1:45:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Oh, I get it. They spelled "sucks" wrong. Quote HistoryQuoted: Oh, I get it. They spelled "sucks" wrong. |
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Posted: 4/7/2015 1:51:39 PM EDT
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Quote History"Don't worry girls, it doesn't matter who wins, you're all winners in my eyes" |
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Posted: 4/7/2015 2:42:05 PM EDT
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Quote History"Can you speed this up? I have a wedding to get to."
For those below the age of 40, Sesame Street used to do LOTS of parodies and spoofs. Then that red furred freak came along and CTW found out they could make a shitload more money pushing Elmo toys than in making educational programming that parents could stand to watch with their kids. Glad to see someone over there has clued in. |
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